Kim Kardassian Is Getting On This
Seen here looking like the model of a gay escort ad found in the back pages of L.A. Weekly, actor Michael Copon is reportedly the latest dude who is dicking the plastic Caitian that is Kim Kardashian. Michael Copon looks like a wang wide receiver, but he doesn't have a contract with the NFL so file this blessed union of love under: STUNT QUEENS.
Michael and Kim have been friends since 2006 when they played boyfriend and girlfriend in some movie. They've kept in touch over the years, but now that she's shooting her shit show in NYC the two have started humping on each other. This is according to InTouch Weekly anyways. A source (aka Kris Jenner) says, "Kim is dating Michael. They have known each other for years, but he and Kim just recently reconnected. He'll definitely be making appearances on Kim's new TV show. They have been running in the same circles and going to the same events forever, but now they are hitting it off romantically. The timing is right for both of them."
Kris Jenner has got to come harder and pick out more believable leased pieces for Kim. They really want us to believe that this reduced fat Twinkie is shooting his cream all over Kim's extra fat Sno-Balls? Kim might be a big whore, but she doesn't rip her panty Spanx off unless you're wearing a jersey. And wearing your boyfriend's jersey doesn't count either!
Anyways, here's Kim taking her jacked up face and her titty fuck dress to the season finale party for The Spin Crowd in NYC last night. Khloe Kardashian also showed up looking like if GLOW's Mt. Fiji ate Hollywood and Vine. Only this bitch can pull off tiger print!
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I'm sorry, but that guy looks like Terri in Just One of The Guys when she's in drag. Not cute.
this guy is gay, seriously. and wtf is with kim kartrashian's eyelashes? they look like spider legs, that is not the biz bitch. i'm sick of people making a big effin' deal out of these no talent kardashian bitches like they're actual celebrities. makes me ill.. and i agree with the comment under me. these chicks don't deserve the money they have.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for the lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Everyday in Hollywood, hundreds of people go to their day jobs, one of 2 or maybe even 3 jobs that they work in order to support themselves while they struggle and sacrifice hoping against hope that if they work hard, study their craft and stay dedicated that maybe today will be the day they get a break and get hired as an actor. Everyday in Hollywood, people like the Kardashians, the Hiltons, the reality show people etc., etc.etc. ad nauseum get treated like they're the SH*T. I see no dedication from them, no willingness to sacrifice in order to improve, they certainly never struggle by working 2 or 3 jobs in order to eat and attend acting, singing , dancing, writing, directing or producing classes. In fact, myself along with millions of others have to ask just what exactly it is that they "DO", other than making porno tapes and lying about the whole thing. Paying all these entertainment reporters and online bloggers to ALWAYS post an article about them so that their names out there even while they continue to do NOTHING. Unless you really think its neccessary to know that so n so squeezed her fat ass into yet another too tight dress, or that so n so went shopping again on Rodeo Dr. I mean seriously, why can't that space be used to promote someone with a real talent, who has come to Hollywood with 50 bucks and a dream, someone who HAS suffered and yet continues to fight for their passion and desire? It is so truely depressing to see so much sad behavior get endlessly rewarded while those who fight the good fight get ignored again and again and again.
Was her makeup artist drunk when she applied the lip liner. That pencil was swerving all over the rough road that is Kim's face.
Also......
Can we stop with the effin tranny makeup now ladies? Please? It's disgusting. In the eighties we had the technicolor clown makeup, the nineties were uber natural, and the new millenium is the age of women wanting to look like men who want to look like women. Why can't there be just a happy medium. Everything is always in the opposite extremes.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
The pic on the right is Kris Kardashian before her sex change.
I am convinced.
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Oh, and with her hair parted down the center all the time, her face looks long as hell.
But if she were to cut her hair shorter, her face would be consumed by cheek implants, thus still making her look like a fucking freak.
The only place for her looks to go is down. It's not something temporary like "Oh, she got fat". No, that shit is permanent.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 10:39pm.
Oh my god, she totally reminds me of that part in Beetlejuice. Too funny!
I've seen her without makeup. She looks identical to her brother, which isn't that bad...if you're, you know, a guy. Otherwise, she just looks like a hairy, sallow-complected Armenian frump. There's a reason her foundation always looks off balance, and that's because without makeup she looks jaundiced.
She's not a pillar for cosmetic beauty. I know a girl who looks identical to her without makeup, and she doesn't wear makeup either...and she's PRETTIER.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 10:26pm.
She does look like and afghan hound, with her crazy ass weave and her weird alien-like stretched out face. I bet you she looks like Alec Baldwin in Beetlejuice when he streches his face out when she's not wearing makeup. Total monstrosity without the 15 lbs of makeup and spider leg eyelashes. I really wish she would disappear down a toilet - it's humane because she'd enjoy it anyway. Fucking whore.
I wanted to like Khloe, being a big boned girl and all, but she scurrs me.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 10:20pm.
Haha, thanks.
Doesn't she look like an Afghan hound though? Doesn't she?!
Don't get me wrong, Afghan hounds are gorgeous, but not as humanoids. This is some straight up Avatar shit.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Sign me up with the D-Listers who don't mind Khloe Kardashian.
Seriously, she's the only one with half a personality and Kris Jenner treats her like a fucking basement baby.
Leave Khloe Kardashian ALOOOOOOOOOONE. It's not as though there aren't enough reasons taking the piss out of Kim Kardashian (no pun intended), and it's SO much fun because she's the one who thinks she's hot shit.
Um, earth to Kum (typo and it stays), you peaked three years ago. You aren't getting younger, and you certainly aren't getting hotter. In fact, your cheek implants are so extreme your jaws don't even look connected to your face.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Khensu, this was so soothing to my eyes. Thank you.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 10:11pm.
Really, though, can this cleft lipped, slanty eyed, polyester fucking urinal cake hosebag be any easier?
Wake me up whenever she dates Michael Vick and is mistaken for an Afghan Hound.
He looks gay, and I don't say that about that many people.
On the other hand, today I was watching a documentary about bullying on E! and saw part of the report (on that annoying scroll-y thing at the bottom of the screen) that she wasn't dating him.
Really, though, can this cleft lipped, slanty eyed, polyester fucking urinal cake hosebag be any easier?
Wake me up whenever she dates Michael Vick and is mistaken for an Afghan Hound.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
I found it laughable when there was an article once about Kim search for "the one" and all that bullshit...what self-respecting man would want to marry a ho famous for getting pissed on and humps on anything with an NFL jersey? Not to mention she fucked up her face. I can't with this bitch
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
"Anyways, here's Kim taking her jacked up face and her titty fuck dress to the season finale party for The Spin Crowd in NYC last night. Khloe Kardashian also showed up looking like if GLOW's Mt. Fiji ate Hollywood and Vine."
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THIS deserves a Nobel for lit AND a blowjob from the twink above, srsly MK killing me!
Dude pings my gaydar hardcore. She needs to leak another piss/scat vid before her "career" goes down the crapper.
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
Spanx workin' over time.
I'm a jellis h8er...he's smokin!
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How long does it take for her to spackle on that face? The layers of make-up...maron.
That 'mo looks like he'd do "anything" to get a soap opera gig-at least he's got the cheesy pose down.
Mt. Fiji?
*fall out*
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I don't dislike many people, but if this entire family suddenly disappeared from this planet I'd be really happy.
Just stop with this family already, they do nothing, they've done nothing, and they've never worked an honest day in their lives. Wanna star in Hollywood ? Lay on your back,spread your assets, get it all on camera, sell the rights and then LIE through you
I haven't commented for ages but looking at these photos, I just had to log in! WTF!
WTF happened to Kim's face! How much plastic surgery dud she have? She had a pretty face - and she's fucking it up! Lay off the make up too Kim! She makes a drag queen performer looks under-made up!
WTF - both their butt and titt and neck and face UGLY outfits! Girls with excess - butt, tits, face, fats should NOT be wearing horizontal strips or animal prints!
WTF - Khloe and Kim's High neckline. Does not make the dresses look less slutty or you , slimmer
WTF - Khloe, Khloe, Khloe. I don't want to be rude because I know what it is like being the biggest ,m ugliest sister in the family is like. But hippo dear, you are not helping things by wearing that dress!
WTF - Khloe was on Fashion Police as a commentator..hahahahahahahhaa! Is Joan Rivers going to vote her worst dressed now?!!
So if that's Kim K who is this girl?
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
Seriously folks... these women are just so vile and unfortunate looking that I can not figue out their appeal or why anyone, including myself, would care what they are doing.
Please just make them go away and get jobs.
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Kong Kardashian got butt implants to match Kunt Kardashian's!
I think all women need to step away from the plastic. Everyone says they're just getting one thing fixed, but it must be addictive, because before you know it they all end up looking like freaks. Can't tell what the hell happened to Kim's face (nose job, cheek implants, lip implants, mid face lift, etc.) but it looks scary not pretty.
I blame parasite for hanging out with this beast and helping to make it famous.
I think Kim is pretty (runs away and hides) and the lashes are simply fabulous, I love them that long, fake and mascaraed to death. But the outfits are not very attractive, and both wearing animal prints or busy prints together is not a good look.
And where the fuck is Khloe ordering from?, looks like a very dirty deli.
As for the guy he is way to pretty and gay looking for her type...she likes the darker cock, (which I dont mind either <3) but he's very twinkish, and now she has her own show in NYC, WTF Kardashians??
He will forever be known to me as Lt. Dangle's possible uh-oh son from Reno 911.
Off Topic Sadness: I've been avoiding this site lately because that baby elephant picture just breaks my heart. I could cry every time I see it, even out of the corner of my eye. :(
Submitted by dubious1 on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 1:32pm.
I saw that photo on Kim's blog - The book is not upside down. If it was, you'd see the cover on the right....
http://kimkardashian.celebuzz.com/2010/10/04/kim-kardashian-commercial-c...
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Submitted by ruby_lucite_slippers on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 12:31pm.
Huffington Post has a picture of Kim in a bikini "reading".....the book is upside down. lol
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Maybe her bagina has the brains
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Her bagina can read upside down? It's much more clever than I thought.
I saw that photo on Kim's blog - The book is not upside down. If it was, you'd see the cover on the right....
http://kimkardashian.celebuzz.com/2010/10/04/kim-kardashian-commercial-c...
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Submitted by ruby_lucite_slippers on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 12:31pm.
Huffington Post has a picture of Kim in a bikini "reading".....the book is upside down. lol
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Maybe her bagina has the brains.
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
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Dick prints right between her tittays and her pussay--how appropriate!
DAYUM! Is all that paint and shellac on Kim's face really necessary? WTF is she trying so hard to hide? All the scars from her facial surgeries? And isn't it coincidental that she's filming her crap show and all of a sudden she has a new "love interest." Doesn't she have a new "love interest" every season (I don't know. I don't watch that shitty show). I guess the twink is doing the pretend thing to further whatever career he's trying to launch (gay porn). I wish that Kardashian clan would just disappear. And wash some of that damn cement off your face, ho!
PSL, I ♥ how much she looks like Chyna in that picture.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
snowy...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/05/kim-kardashian-in-a-bikin_n_751...
like she reads anything that isn't about her.
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Tonight my tears might stain your wings, so flutter home
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"Submitted by justincase on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 10:18am.
Those dresses deserve their own post over at PseudoOccultMedia."
Haha somehow I feel that we are a rather small and somewhat weirdly sophisticated group of people who gets and appreciate that joke?
Bless you all...
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PSL: I couldn't find it, link pls!?
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I think Kim K is perfection *hides*
According to his wiki page he is half Asian...Kim would NEVER be happy with whatever he is packing...LOL
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How recent are these pics? He looks chubbier on the cover of his ITunes song just released that Kim is helping him with the publicity for.
"Let's Get Nasty" which goes something like this:
"Let's get nasty
Nasty
Nasty
Let's get nasty
Nasty
Nasty
Na - Na - Na - nasty"
I think it needs all the help a Kardashian can muster. He better "date" more than one sister.
He looks to be as gay as the day is long.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 12:31pm.
Huffington Post has a picture of Kim in a bikini "reading".....the book is upside down. lol
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Maybe her bagina has the brains.
He is obviously attractive. Waaaaaaaaay too pretty for me. He looks like he would be checking himself out in a mirror the whole time. I like em a little rougher round the edges.
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Huffington Post has a picture of Kim in a bikini "reading".....the book is upside down. lol
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Tonight my tears might stain your wings, so flutter home
Cause you're better off alone than with me
-Chris Cornell
Apologies if someone else pointed this out and I missed it, but does no one else see the upward pointing cock pattern in Kim's dress?
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Yikes! I can only see vagina's and fallopian tubes on the Rorschach dress test
...what does that mean?
First of all, I doubt very seriously this is true. After all, he is Anglo Saxon!
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
LOL AS IF SHE CAPABLE OF HAVING ANY SEX. SHES IN POSTOP RECOVERY, MAN
Khloe Stay Puft.
I don't pick on Khloe because she's tall. I never pick on Gisele,or most tall women. I pick on Khloe because she is an ugly BEAST.
Hekki, I like Nicole Richie too.....I know she must be an uber bitch, but there is something about her I love.
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Tonight my tears might stain your wings, so flutter home
Cause you're better off alone than with me
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aah! my retinas hate you.
Do they apply their makeup with a spatula?
Kim needs to stop frakensteining her face. seriously.