Thursday, October 7th 2010

David Archuleta Thinks Dude Looks Like A Lady


David Archuleta, the always out of breath overgrown fetus from American Idol, was on The Wendy Williams show today and he made the mistake many of us have made a dozen times before: he thought Steven Tyler was a beautiful lady with luscious hair and succulent lips. David tried to play that shit off even though Wendy called him out on it.

And you know Wendy was thinking to herself that she wishes she had Steven Tyler's problems. Why doesn't anybody ever mistake her for a woman?!

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Posted by: Michael K


nono's picture

To the person who assume she just stumbled on this show b/c she is black-

WW did not get the show because she was black...she was a top NYC gossip radio show host (and writer) for YEARS and YEARS before she got this opportunity. You could tell that woman hustled to get to where she was. She was hated by a lot of hip hop artists because she outed their business.

She is a love her or hate her type of person, but she did not just come out of nowhere to get this show.

She does look like a lion tho, esp. when she has the big blonde hair.

@borg queen:

I know many people don't like Wendy. I'm not one. I appreciate her brutal honesty about herself. She has documented her drug use, plastic surgeries and awful first marriage very openly even though a lot of it made her look bad. By HER account your friend was not a good husband.

borg queen's picture

I have a friend that was married to Wendy. She is definitely a woman and I have a pic of her before she had all that surgery that ruined her face. She was never a pretty woman but at least she looked female. But she has had so much surgery over the yrs (and has done tons of drugs) that has hardened her features.

Side note - Wendy Wms has the balls to ask Nene from ATL Housewives about her nose job.

http://bossip.com/292037/wendy-williams-asks-nene-leakes-straight-up-did...

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Whamo's picture

Tne kid always looks like he just smoked a big fat joint.

MickeyHolland's picture

An honest and understandable mistake, because the dude does look like a lady. I never understood how a gorgeous creature like Liz could come from that gene pool.

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buddhistgirl69's picture

Wendy's got that "jacked up on coke" smile planted on her face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU

Her face scares me. She looks like Jigsaw.

Whatever's picture

Why is this little shit even newsworthy anymore?

Wendy Williams was probably the first modern female "Shock Jock" - for better or worse she ushered in the whole MODERN game of dishing celebrities in great detail, outing peoples relationships and who was cheating on who, who was seen where, etc.

It's true, she was made in the black community, so some of you might not know who she is or how long she's been around, but I guarantee you she hasn't been handed anything because she's black. P. Diddy hated her and did all he could to shut her up, since most of her gossip was about black celebrities and Diddy never liked public image that he couldn't control.

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Lady does look like a dude!

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Harley's picture

Alfred E Newman lives! I didn't know he was so short or that he escaped his iron lung.

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Wendy looks like some sort of Halloween Monster...

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charlie m's picture

i don't know what kind of work he had done, but steven tyler is really bizarre looking. want to say he had the china man face lift like burt reynolds and kenny rogers. but that's not it. something else far more creepy and disturbing in a not obvious way that you just can't quite put your finger one. that in itself is the essence of the whole nightmare of looking at him.

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christine the hoff's picture

that is one manly woman.

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I saw that on Wendy earlier today. Funny

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TexnDoc's picture

Eh, there's less work involved in listening to him than Adam Lambert, which is a chore and a half. Fetus needs to find himself a Broadway show.

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Rupaul looks more feminine than Wendy Williams...

OUT of drag.

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Wendy Williams for the tuck off with JLo and GaGa.

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The way Williams looks in that picture, I am thinking lady is a dude.

mike's picture

Based on the still (I'm not watching the vid), I'd assume they were having a smiling contest.

hamblettamaud's picture

This is difficult to watch.

(Irony alert for Americans) Can't we have more videos of seals being clubbed to death?

(Sorry, I know that's harsh.)

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TheBreakdown's picture

Who is this wheezing, midgety muthafucka!?

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ronnyk's picture

Poor kid, he probably had flashbacks seeing Miss Seacrest again.

Snarkley's picture

Like you matter, David Arche whatever

kieranx's picture

It's okay, David, you've been suspected of being a little femme, yourself.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

HoityToity's picture

What's with his asthmatic breathing? Oh I know, he was just out of breath from choking on Wendal William's (a la svp) big black cock backstage!

MarkyMark7's picture

Is he even tinier than DanRad??

IrishFury's picture

Submitted by svp on Thu, 10/07/2010 - 4:27pm.
her government birth name is Wendel Williams

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HAHAHA. True!

When someone points out of a group pic with WW in it, he says "who's the other dude?"

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svp's picture

her government birth name is Wendel Williams

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Albatross's picture

WTF is going on with his hair? I don't care, I still think he's a cute lil thang.

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