Would You Hit It?

No, this is not a promo picture for a bootleg version of Bodies...The Exhibition held at the Pensacola Interstate Fair. This is a picture 22-year-old Aaron Carter posted on his Twitter to show all of his followers that he's now as ripped as a bodybuilding toddler on Muscle Milk brand meth. THE FUCK... is right.

If Aaron has bulgy veins straight out of Ren & Stimpy on his body imagine the swole vein action on his peen?! Do they make vag guards, because any chick that rides on Aaron is going to need one if she doesn't want to suffer a damn snatch fracture. The same goes for your mouth, because the last thing you want to be telling people is that you cracked your toof while sucking on Aaron Carter's capillary cock. Dick vein so hard that it will give a bitch Jack-O-Lantern mouth.

That being said, call my dentist and tell him to set aside a new Chiclet for me, because I'd hit it. Well, you know I've got a thing for turkey jerky and meth abs.

Source: Tabloid Prodigy via ONTD

Posted by: Michael K

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Meth Faces • Would You Hit It?

Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 5:16pm.

Off Topic - does anyone know the name of that site where people post messages to people they've seen on the street?

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 5:09pm.

Submitted by Dj Tenn.: "he looks like a lot of hiv poz body builder ex meth heads do .. there is niche for that in this world.. poor guy was used by that Disney machine down in Fla with his brother as well for all kinds of dark sided shit as a teen .. not a chance with a crazy family either...child stars... be glad you were not one"

You just nailed about a hundred points with that post.

It's sad, man.

Submitted by acid-rain on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 5:01pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:44pm.

---Just because you wanna put things in MK's mouf, doesn't make you a dentist :))
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But I'm a REAL dentist! It's serious!
When I tell that I wanna put my drill in MK's cavity I mean it in a serious seriously serious way.

Submitted by Night Owl on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:51pm.

Wonder if Aaron had to take it from Big Lou Pearlman?

Submitted by Night Owl on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:47pm.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 6:05pm.

@Nightowl:

http://gawker.com/5656455/jon-hamms-salami-a-photographic-investigation/...

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Bless you, the sight of that fine Hamm helped to wash the Carter out of my eyes.

Submitted by Irene on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:46pm.

I didnt even recognize him, yikes. Not good.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:46pm.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 6:05pm.

@Nightowl:

http://gawker.com/5656455/jon-hamms-salami-a-photographic-investigation/...
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oooooooooooooooooooooh shhiiitttttttttttttttt

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by cornwall wallcorn on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:39pm.

Dearest Michael K.
I've been so down in the dumps since my beloved dog died recently, but you and your genius quick wit gave me the biggest laugh I've had on a long time. You are an American treasure. Thanks for existing.
xoxo
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:39pm.

Ew. That's not how you beat Shaq.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.

I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

Submitted by salacious on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:36pm.

Did Shamwow Vince dye his hair?

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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:35pm.

@Nightowl:

http://gawker.com/5656455/jon-hamms-salami-a-photographic-investigation/...

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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z

Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:34pm.

he looks like a lot of hiv poz body builder ex meth heads do .. there is niche for that in this world.. poor guy was used by that Disney machine down in Fla with his brother as well for all kinds of dark sided shit as a teen .. not a chance with a crazy family either..
child stars... be glad you were not one..

DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:32pm.

Since no one was telling me who this thing was you made me wiki it.

Aaron Charles Carter[1] (born December 7, 1987)[1] is an American singer. He is the younger brother of singer Nick Carter, from the boy band Backstreet Boys. He came to fame as a pop and hip hop singer in the late-1990s, establishing himself as a star among preteen and teenage audiences during the early-2000s.[2] He has also launched an acting career.

... what? no clothing line or reality show?

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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:29pm.

OMG! I that was a picture of Jeremy Irons ... taken last week. AC's looking manorexic and very Iggy *oops* icky.

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Submitted by Night Owl on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:08pm.

He dated Lohan, is that a surprise? Would I hit it? no, I would be afraid one of the veins would pop. He and Madonna deserve each other with her stringy yoga arms.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:08pm.

Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 5:05pm.

He looks like Christian Bale from "The Machinist."

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Seriously. I thought the same thing.

Submitted by justabitch on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:06pm.

MK you so funny! LOLOLOL from Pensacola.

Submitted by aliana.lohan on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:59pm.

that's just genetic, he hasn't moved a fucking finger

Submitted by Few Words on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:52pm.

jean-claude van damme 2.0

what a fking dickhead

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Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:49pm.

Wow I didn't know who he was.

"You thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me"

Submitted by iMalice on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:48pm.

22... er, um, ::cough:: twenty DAMNED TWO?!?
Man, that's sure some potent bad-$hit he's been using.

Ah, that made my day, after having to mop up melted popsicles since my freezer decided to 'quit this bitch'. Oh, the sticky, purple-stained skin humanity! Thank GOD MK had an Aaron Carter post today!

Submitted by Meowrr on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:46pm.

Whoo--wee.....he's a wiry lil feller, ain't he?

Submitted by mike on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by Cara on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 5:01pm.

LOL, 22? Is he related to the Lohans?

He needs to start dating Ali Lohan, STAT. That will make him appear younger, if nothing else.

Submitted by Slurpee on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:44pm.

Boy, is there anything sadder than washed up celebs who barely mattered to begin with? Especially ones who "peaked" before they could even legally drive a car? Their attempts to stay relevant are so pathetic and shameful it almost makes me feel bad for them - almost.

Submitted by hamblettamaud on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:40pm.

Who is this bitch? She's gross? I wouldn't stick it into her with YOURS, MK!

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Submitted by elmo533 on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:39pm.

Nope. Fug. Yuck.

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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.

Submitted by Few Words on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:38pm.

Hickory, dickory, dock,
he shot up w/ steroids
snorted meth & sucked on the pipe
now look at his shriveled up cock

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Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:35pm.

He looks like Christian Bale from "The Machinist."

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Submitted by Cara on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:31pm.

LOL, 22? Is he related to the Lohans?

Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:30pm.

Damn MK. My stoned ass was about to put on some Ren and Stimpy and then I read this article -- as you called him out for his bulging, Ren-like body, lmao. Funny. as. hell.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:30pm.

Eeeew. That is 22? Fuckin EEEEW.

Submitted by mbar on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:26pm.

doesnt look a day over 40. Probably been said already.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:26pm.

ROTFL @ "Jack-O-Lantern mouth"!

No way he's only 22. He has an old face.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:25pm.

God...his Twitter...the whining, the pleading. It's hypnotic and after scrolling down and down and down and down I think I just got to this past Thursday. He wants to tag-along fame to Justin Beiber and Perez which is sad of course. And he does not understand "your" and "you're", big surprise huh.

Submitted by Twilight on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:19pm.

Nope. Sorry Aaron. Even all ripped, I'd rather do your brother any day of the week.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:16pm.

...and this stick of dessicated mystery meat would be who exactly? Should I know or care?

"in every dream home, a heartache"

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:11pm.

Submitted by SkyBitch on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 4:37pm.
Madonna is looking HWAT!
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Thanks for the clarification. In that case:
only with Sandra Bernhard's dick.

Submitted by SkyBitch on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:07pm.

Madonna is looking HWAT!

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Submitted by BootsieBug on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:02pm.

Aw hell to the nah..
Looks like he is trying waaay too hard.
Next!

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 3:00pm.

only with Paris Hilton's dick

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Submitted by PTRemedie on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 2:53pm.

I wouldn't touch that with someone else's vagina. Bleeech.

Submitted by PTRemedie on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 2:53pm.

I wouldn't touch that with someone else's vagina. Bleeech.

Submitted by PTRemedie on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 2:53pm.

I wouldn't touch that with someone else's vagina. Bleeech.

Submitted by PTRemedie on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 2:53pm.

I wouldn't touch that with someone else's vagina. Bleeech.

Submitted by azgirl on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 2:43pm.

He is 22? Oh. My. God.

Submitted by tomahawk on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 2:29pm.

just add a tiny mustache a side parting and some black leather clothes and he'll be the perfect cast for any movie about the germans around 1930-1950.

Submitted by Margaret on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 2:29pm.

He has serious meth face. That's sad. His body is gross. No girl wants to get with that.

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 2:27pm.

ewwwww.

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Submitted by slowlygoindown on Sat, 10/09/2010 - 2:18pm.

Poor kid. Looks like he drank freely from the Fountain Of Age!