Brace Your Parts For Kanye West's Dick Pics
Contrary to the rumors that Kanye West's crotch is a silky smooth canvas with the "Creation of Kanye" tattooed on it, Radar reports that he does indeed have a peen. And before Kanye picked out his girlfriends at an Elite casting call, he took pictures of his peen and sent that mess out to possible fuck partners he met on MySpace. The portraits of Gay Fish' gonopodium are now up for sale. Try not to reach for your coin purses at once (that ones goes to you, Tommy Girl AND Gay Al).
Radar, who has seen two of the pictures, says that Kanye is only wearing sunglasses and gold neck chains in one picture. In the other, Kanye's CAPS LOCK COCK is peek-a-booing out of the dick hole in his boxers. A source -ype added this, "These pics have been floating around since he hit so many girls up on MySpace. He probably sent them to many, many women."
While I do believe that staring into the eye of Kanye West's sultan of spiritual sperm will transport me to a euphoric land where all of life's greatest mysteries (Example: Is Kanye's dick as hung as his ego?) will be answered, his shit is the last shit I want to see. Why don't we ever get pictures of hos we actually want to see naked? You know, like Donny Deutsch or Verdine White?!
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hide yo wife, hide yo kids....
wait? who hasn't seen Kanye's peen....
isn't it that thing on his neck?
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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 2:47pm.
bitch, cunt, whore, slut, fuckers and fucking are mandatory to write if you comment on dlist. Did you not get your booklet???
Michael K. you know damn well that Kanye is compensating with his overblown ego for what he's missing down below. Men who are hung don't talk about their hungness because women spread the word for them. It's the ones with the least (like Kanye) who have to advertise.
@Breakdown, I agree most are not, but then again, Ive seen some that I would bow down too, they are perfectly straight, thick, no popping veins, the color is perfect whether it be black, brown or white, and the balls were just as nice, not all wrinkly like Shar Peis, and no hair....GORGEOUS COCKS!!!
Unfortunately they all belonged to gay men who want nothing to do with me :( :( :(
Penises in general are just not attractive.
Or nowhere near as attractive as titty balls and asses.
CoCo knows!
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A dick pic to gay guys is like saying "Hello, nice to meet you"
Hmmm, well in that "Runaway" song he talks about sending some girl a pic of his dick. And if 'Ye says it, it must be the trooof.
What a dumbass. I'm guessing this way a while back because he sent them on myspace, and this was before his ego was a large as it it?
@yucko - the only reason I would ask for such a pic from some guy is to see if the guy would be pathetic enough to send it, and then I sould show it to my female friends and my gays and we'd laugh and laugh...
Not surprised. Like the "short man complex", Kanye has the "short dick complex." That's why he's so angry! Ok, he's also a black man from 'da hood, but I still think a small pee pee is contributing to his anger. http://www.beensnookered.blogspot.com/
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 4:39pm.
LOL why do guys do this - send pics of their junk to women, in some cases to strangers.
Do they really think the sight of their mediocre frank and beans is going to make some woman uncontrollably horny? Brett Favre? (and I don't care if that is spelled wrong) Kanye? Really?
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I totally don't understand it either. Just a picture of a penis is really not a turn-on to me. At least Kanye apparently has his whole naked body in the picture (not that I personally would be very interested).
I was actually asking my old roommate about this yesterday (the idea probably spawned from the Favre thing)--whether or not he'd sent pictures of his dick to girls before--and of course he answered yes. His excuse was that they asked for them. Now that I'm reading the rest of the comments from girls here, maybe that part was just his imagination. Or maybe they just wanted to know what they might be getting into.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:34pm.
Men of dlisted:
Explain dick pics to me. Really. Why? I'm a dick fan, but they ain't particularly photogenic. And for a guy like Brett Favre (and maybe the Voice of This Generation of This Decade) who ain't even packin'...WHY???
Favre's pics made me giggle. Not hot!
Most women like chest or even ass pics before dick pics. If they're really into you, they might like bulge pics.
I'm kinda embarrassed I just wrote that, but I'm buzzed, and I've had an uber-stressful last night and today.
LOL why do guys do this - send pics of their junk to women, in some cases to strangers.
Do they really think the sight of their mediocre frank and beans is going to make some woman uncontrollably horny? Brett Favre? (and I don't care if that is spelled wrong) Kanye? Really?
What...aren't all you dlist pervs visiting ratearod.com or dick.net? Billions of peens in every imaginable shape and size. They have a Hall of Fame and a Hall of Shame. Lots of men gay or straight are curious about other men's equipment so they go to those sites to show off and compare. About five minutes there is all you'll need...and you'll be happy it's not in 3-D. You'd get your eyes poked out.
"in every dream home, a heartache"
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:42pm.
And Kanye...bitch please...his cock probably looks like a turd. Double Yuk (Vadge style).
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Yuk Yuk.
And one more thing guys, when you send your cock pics to girls they will actually share those with her girlfriends and gay friends and we will all have a bitchy laugh at your expense...so in the end it does not get you the girl but a lot of ridicule instead. ;-)
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Verdine White naked. Thanks for those nightmares MK, you douchehat.
"Why don't we ever get pictures of hos we actually want to see naked?"
Yeah like Jared Leto dick pics, groupie sluts say its big!
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:34pm.
Men of dlisted:
Explain dick pics to me. Really. Why? I'm a dick fan, but they ain't particularly photogenic. And for a guy like Brett Favre (and maybe the Voice of This Generation of This Decade) who ain't even packin'...WHY???
Favre's pics made me giggle. Not hot!
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BSF, some of the girls tell me that women don't like to admit to it but they too are as hongray to look at dick pics as much as we gay guys are. Were they yanking my chain then? As for Favre, I thought he had a nice sized one! Man, you ARE a picky size queen ; )
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:48pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:43pm.
Check ya inbox. Pics of my erect penis in HD. Don't thank me!
LMAO It applied to everyone but you. I'll take pics of your junk any day.
Shit! Made a mistake sending 'em. Gotta ring my mother bbl :(
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:47pm.
It was like 3 or 4 years ago.
You can check out the Reno/Tahoe casual encounters section to see if its still there :P
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:43pm.
Check ya inbox. Pics of my erect penis in HD. Don't thank me!
LMAO It applied to everyone but you. I'll take pics of your junk any day.
PROVY: LINK PLEASE!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:43pm.
Check ya inbox. Pics of my erect penis in HD. Don't thank me!
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:24pm.
When Kanye jerks off he tells his dick, "Imma let you finish..."
"...but Jay-Z is the best mastubator of all time??"
LOL
and I'll never forget when I got a peen pic on my cell phone, it scared me to death and I never called the guy again (and he used to get me the good shit!:P
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
When i first moved out west, i put a picture of my dick up on craigslist to get some whores.
Did the 3/4 angle for the shot.
I put it up in the M4W section but i guess gheys troll around there cause i got someone replying with an email name, 'harleyguy' or something. He said "I'd like to deep throat that weapon."
I was flattered.
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Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:41pm.
Although Amber Rose doesn't seem like the type who would allow herself to be seen in public with a small-peened rapper.
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She will be seen with whoever is paying. After all, she did lap dances for a living at Delilah's.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:40pm.
It is different for gay men, but I always wondered why straight men think a cock pic will get them far with women...I still have not met a chick who would admit being flattered or interested in getting those from her suitors. Some comments here are further proof that it is a turn off for women regardless of how big or how beautiful the guy thinks his cock is.
Thank you! Straight men of the world- the only women interested in seeing pictures of your penis answer to, "Officer"!!!
The rest of us, not so much. You want to impress us, send us a proof of employment and a credit history.
He sure as hell doesn't look like he's packing. He's probably above average at best. Although Amber Rose doesn't seem like the type who would allow herself to be seen in public with a small-peened rapper.
The best celebrity peen so far has been Colin Farrell (Now that's a nice white uncut piece for breakfast, lunch and dinner!)
I want to seen Dwayne Johnson, LL Cool J, Hugh Jackman, Clive Owen, Gerard Butler, Idris Elba, Viggo Mortensen, and Shemar Moore (again) naked and fully engorged...
It is different for gay men, but I always wondered why straight men think a cock pic will get them far with women...I still have not met a chick who would admit being flattered or interested in getting those from her suitors. Some comments here are further proof that it is a turn off for women regardless of how big or how beautiful the guy thinks his cock is.
And Kanye...bitch please...his cock probably looks like a turd. Double Yuk (Vadge style).
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I am so excited for this! I feel like my entire life has been leading up to this very moment.
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Please don't post them or my eyes will fall out. Or more like pack up and leave.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:00pm.
The only part of his I don't believe is that he sent the pics to women.
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Got that right.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:34pm.
Men of dlisted:
Explain dick pics to me. Really. Why? I'm a dick fan, but they ain't particularly photogenic
Thats a bit personal isn't it??? Disgusting.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:34pm.
@But.Seriously.Folks, we are on the same page and posting at the same time *LOL* I don't get it either. Any guy Dlisters are free to explain this fuckery. *LOL*
By the way, I expect Michael K to have the pictures when they come out. *s* Because I like to watch.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:24pm.
When Kanye jerks off he tells his dick, "Imma let you finish..."
"...but Jay-Z is the best masturbator of all time??"
LOLZ
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Michael K, you are a man, can you explain why men love to show their peens? I mean, first Brett Farve, now Kanye... Why?
I guess men really love their penises. *LOL*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Men of dlisted:
Explain dick pics to me. Really. Why? I'm a dick fan, but they ain't particularly photogenic. And for a guy like Brett Favre (and maybe the Voice of This Generation of This Decade) who ain't even packin'...WHY???
Favre's pics made me giggle. Not hot!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
It was only a matter of time before someone released something. Old Kanye used the old "penis photo as bait" email on a friend of mine he was trying to woo. She vaguely knew one his tracks and told him to get stuffed. She did say it was, and I quote, "like a baby's arm".
--thanks awfully--
Please let it be tiny!
Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:21pm.
Okay, I will be the first to admit it, I want to see his peen. Where are the pics?
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I'm with you, Hoity. I wanna see it too! In my experience, very cocky guys usually have big dicks. I'm sure he has a nice sized one.
When Kanye jerks off he tells his dick, "Imma let you finish..."
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"a cheap teenage whore from the San Gabriel Valley." = MK
It's John Belushi photobombing Chevy Chase with the finger.
http://thisisphotobomb.com/2009/11/24/belushi-bomb/
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Okay, I will be the first to admit it, I want to see his peen. Where are the pics?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:00pm.
UVY! :) What is your avatar picture?
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Typical attention whore trolling for tricks. He posts his clit to tricks on MySpace hoping they'll be impressed enough to tell him how big it is instead of the truth..."Your bank account sure if fat and long, daddy."
Legit pornography just doesn't have a chance anymore. Since the advent of digital and video cameras everyone wants to share photos of their genitals or of their sexcapades.
Who's going to buy visual sex anymore. Poor, poor, porn stars. What will they fall back on?
A rich/famous person looking for girlfriends on MySpace? I knew this fool was insecure, but that's just pathetic.
Will he be wearing crocs in the photos like Grandpa Favre?
The only part of his I don't believe is that he sent the pics to women.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green