QOTD: Taylor Momsen On Porn & Tommy Lee
Tommy Lee's had boners that lasted longer than Taylor Momsen's entire life, so I'm not sure how sad he'll be to find out that the baddest and hardest panda in the bamboo tree will never ride his ride. 17-year-old Taylor Momsen tells Revolver (via E! Online) that she's into porn, but she's not into what Tommy Lee is offering up:
"If it's a good sex tape, I'll watch it...I like some adult stars. I have a couple favorites. But I will say this: That Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson video wasn't very good. I wouldn't fuck Tommy Lee."
Taylor is trying so hard to be a "trashy who cares ho who doesn't wash her dildos after using and smokes in front of NO SMOKING signs" but she's doing it all wrong. You don't say, "I wouldn't fuck Tommy Lee." The words "I would never fuck" would never come out of a trashy ho's mouth. You say, "I would only fuck Tommy Lee if he bought me anything I wanted on the Dollar Menu."
That being said, Tommy and Taylor better not fuck, because then he's going to jail. Chris Hansen is waiting in the wings.
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