That's Not A Camel Toe! That's Just Where She Keeps Her Magnifying Glass!

Disguised as the most glamorous resident at a Boca retirement center who teaches Jazzercise under the gazebo by the pool on Tuesdays and who always talks about how an African prince gave her that safari hat when she was a missionary back in the 80s (TRUTH: Bitch got at the Jungle Cruise gift shop at Disney World), Detective La Toya landed in NYC yesterday to continue her journey through the foggy cobble stone streets to finally strike at the hand who is responsible for her brother's death!!!!

And while she's here, Detective La Toya is also going to do Celebrity Apprentice with Dionne Warwick and Lisa Rinna. Maybe La Toya can use her skills to get TO THE BOTTOM of why Donald Tramp (typo and it stays) always has to talk in a screamy voice.