They STILL Won't Let Kanye West Be Great!!!!
I'm so not drunk, high or (insert the name of anything that allows you to walk hand-in-hand with fuckery) enough to deal with this, but I'll give it a go anyways. So Kanye West Tweeted out his newest work of fresh foolery: the cover for his new album "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" which has been banned in the USA!!! Or maybe Gay Fish is just pulling all of our dicks without lube while pinching at his b-hole with lube. Whatever, we'll still blame Taylor Swift. Here's what Kanye West had to say about the work of art that should be hanging over the little boy urinal at the MET:
Banned in the USA!!! They don't want me chilling on the couch with my phoenix! http://twitpic.com/2ykxjk
about 1 hour ago via TwitpicIn the 70s album covers had actual nudity... It's so funny that people forget that... Everything has been so commercialized now.
about 1 hour ago via webI know that cover just blew yall minds ... I wish yall could see how hard I'm smiling right now!!! about 1 hour ago via web
In all honesty ... I really don't be thinking about Wal-Mart when I make my music or album covers #Kanyeshrug!
2 minutes ago via webI wanna sell albums but not at the expense of my true creativity.
less than 5 seconds ago via web
That cover might be blowing saliva bubbles into my mind if I knew what in the drunk Sasquatch hell it is! It looks like an Illuminati-ized Dennis Rodman making a fart while some lady with a Dalmatian tail and a Fandango Puppet face grinds on his leg. If my therapist showed me this shit during our session and asked me to describe it, I'd grab some jelly beans from the bowl off her desk and demand a damn refund!
And Kanye totally bought this painting off of Regretsy, right?
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Kanye West say George Bush hates black people. Kanye West say that award doesn't belong to that white bitch it belongs to that black chick. I say Kanye West is a great example of a stupid ignorant man who thinks he is very important. He thinks.
This cover of shit needs some Exorcism!!!
"may the power of banana jesus compel you,may the power of banana jesus compel you!"
Coma Caca!
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Thank you MK and Dlisters for making me laugh so much over this thread tonight; curtain call for the Fandango Puppet face schtick.
This dipstick is all about commercialization but now it doesn't want him due to his all CAPS ego. Never mind the case of delusionals that he is nursing.
Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 8:59am.
btw I am a HUGE fan of mythology and esp. the Phoenix...I have a tattoo since 1987 of Phoenix...looks nothing like a white woman with a spotted tail and wings...NOTHING...the Phoenix is a BIRD dumbass...Lawd, I cannot believe I am still commenting on this waste of air egomaniac...what a turd!!
You're right, this looks more like a harpy.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
He thinks he blew our minds with that 'cover'? Ha! It looks like a 3rd grader broke out the washable magic markers and tried making a picture to piss off the art teacher. Kanye, your cover SUCKS!!!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I'm with TICK. He fed into and nurtured the commercialism. He has marketed and sold himself as a product. Bite the arm that feeds you Kanye. And please don't stop TWEETing your every stupid thought. You make me laugh.
Kanye, it's not the cover, it's the content. Finally the U.S. is banning shit that sucks.
Kanye is an illiterate asshole with major egotistical issues.
I can't with this fuckhole.
the cover is alright - but santana did a much better version with the cover of Abraxas http://stepenrocks.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/front.jpg
*looked up Scorpions "Virgin Killer"*
OMFG.
I never knew.
WAIIIIIIT! That is the cover? That is like all South Parkish.
Kanye. You're an idiot.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 8:29am.
If y'all want to see some misogynistic album covers, check out just about any of the Scorpions' albums from the '70s and early '80s. Of course, "Virgin Killer" is in a whole different class of wrong.
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I looked up that "Virgin Killer" cover and you are right, mike, that is a WHOLE different level of WRONG. I'm surprised the cover made it out there. Too creepy for anyone NOT to take seriously.
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Is she farting polka dots?
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You are so dumb, you are really dumb...for real.
".....Everything has been so commercialized now."
Dear Kanye, you are part of the problem....
douche bag!!
Submitted by MJF on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 9:17am.
don't mention it.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
"...I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BULLDOZER!!!!!"
This is going to come out of my mouth at least once this week. I thank you from the bottom of my dangle-y breastesses for this pearl of a retort!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 8:59am.
btw I am a HUGE fan of mythology and esp. the Phoenix...I have a tattoo since 1987 of Phoenix...looks nothing like a white woman with a spotted tail and wings...NOTHING...the Phoenix is a BIRD dumbass...Lawd, I cannot believe I am still commenting on this waste of air egomaniac...what a turd!!
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Evidently Kayne has his mythological creatures mixed up. That thing on the cover is more of a Sphinx-like hooker with bad dental work. Mr. Great probably wanted something along the lines of Miles Davis' "Bitches Brew" cover but wouldn't pay for the work to be done.
"in every dream home, a heartache"
the art is bad but the most shocking to me is the way they depicted the black man...with monkey features!!!!...is the artist a kkk member? it is even more shocking that a black man is standing up for this shit. Oh and that is not a Phoenix for sure...Kanye needs to read some mythology and try again.
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btw I am a HUGE fan of mythology and esp. the Phoenix...I have a tattoo since 1987 of Phoenix...looks nothing like a white woman with a spotted tail and wings...NOTHING...the Phoenix is a BIRD dumbass...Lawd, I cannot believe I am still commenting on this waste of air egomaniac...what a turd!!
"I wanna sell albums but not at the expense of my true creativity"
Wow, Kayne, really? What does this mean in actuality? You're in it for the money so let's get that out of the way first. If you really were creative, your music would sell no matter what was on the cover, all manufactured controversy aside. You wish your "art directors" were as savvy as those who helmed brilliant work like the Beatles "White Album" or any of Bryan Ferry's Roxy Music covers, especially "Country Life". That cover painting looks like second semester art school Intermediate painting, found in a dumpster behind the building once summer has arrived.
"in every dream home, a heartache"
SUCH a piece of shit. I can't stand this arrogant "I'M SO CREATIVE" fuckhole. I hate your music. I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE FACE WITH A BULLDOZER!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
I really do hate this man. I cant
Some good came of that god awful "art"....you guys made me laugh, Mz. Lauren has a cool mom-in-law, and Regretsy is hilarious. Kanye can do good, just not intentionally. :P
Just when I thought this asshole couldn't be any more annoying. *yawn* From the title to the pic to his tweets, he reminds me of those kids in school wh tried so hard to be "weird" and "different". Get over it. You're mainstream, which is fine, just accept it and shut the FUCK up. He's like that kid that can't draw but his parents todl him what a great artist he is and you're just embarassed for him when he shows you is stuff.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Gay Fish, learn your mythology. That isn't a phoenix. I don't really know what the fuck it is, but it isn't a phoenix.
Kanye is so melodramatic. I bet they won't sell this at Best Buy or Wal-Mart...I can tell you for sure it's not banned by the government or some shit, which is the only way you could legitimately say it is banned in the US. Whiner. He's just trying to make controversy because this album probably sucks as hard as 808s and Heartbreak.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Faux controversy, trying to create a buzz and scarcity/demand. Bitch, please. You are not a genius, not a marketing genius, etc.
the only shocking thing about this cover is how truly bad the art is...and don't you dare insult 70's album covers...those were high art and done beautifully...what the hell do you know anyhow about 70's albums...asshole probably was too young to buy them...I cannot stand this arrogant prick...can he just go away and never come back, please?????
(blank stare) I dont get it....
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If y'all want to see some misogynistic album covers, check out just about any of the Scorpions' albums from the '70s and early '80s. Of course, "Virgin Killer" is in a whole different class of wrong.
ugh...can't kanye just say he wants to fuck white chicks and keep it moving...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
What kind of Paul Gauguin bullshit is that? Jesus.
Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo, Bitches!- MK
Maybe it's my monitor but why the hell does Kanye look like a monkey... and why is the woman white? None of it adds up. I think the "illustrator" who made this cover is pulled a fast one on dumb ass self hating Kanye.
I wish he would release this garbage cover so the whole world could laugh at him even louder.
Gay Fish and his fantasies about becoming a big-breasted white sphinx... fucking a black man of course. He sure loves his brothas!
Yawn. This guy reminds me of a toddler trying to get attention, or my idiot brother-in-law. Waaaaa waaaaa waaaaaaa.
Thank you for introducing me to Regretsy!
With all of the money that these corporations are spending on putting out this stuff, why on earth would they try and market something like this? It's obvious that they are trying to market to a pre-pubescent demographic, but come on! It's no wonder that the music business is going under. Do these music industry executives not know that 3rd graders are downloading ass to mouth porn?
What kid gives a shit about 'Parental Advisory' stickers anymore anyway? Lipitor commercials have edgier warnings that could probably sell more records than 'Parental Advisory'.
They should put some of those silly florescent Kanye glasses that blind you and some matching ear plugs in the cd or something to make it more public friendly.
Those who love Kanye (is that even possible?) needn't worry. Just come over to my little country and you'll find yourself a copy in every record store. Just use your kid to track it down for you, because it will be standing near the Disney section at approximately their eye height. Don't judge, because we Dutch may not shun nudity, but we do freak at the sight of weaponry. Unfortunately, so do our soldiers. Hm, ...
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I guess this idiot thinks that if it's banned in Wal-Mart then it's banned in the USA...
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slap me silly and call me Sally...
I can't help but like kanye and i don't know why! I love this demented shit too.
The poison is in the dose-Paracelsus
Submitted by stefystef on Sun, 10/17/2010 - 10:39pm.
Kanye, they didn't band the album cover because it was promoting porn. The drawing is UGLY!!!
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Jane's Addiction had a vaguely similar album cover. Three nude women hugging...I don't think that was banned.
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 12:00am.
WE LOVE THE SUUUUUUBS CUZ THEY ARE GOOOOOD TOOO USSS!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
MK I fucking love you!!~ ahahahaha " Illuminati-ized Dennis Rodman making a fart while some lady with a Dalmatian tail and a Fandango Puppet face grinds on his leg"
wtf is up with this cover shit??? why is a polka dot handkerchief hanging from this creature's ass??!!!! ahahahaha! I need answers!!!
Coma Caca!
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"I wanna sell albums but not at the expense of my true creativity." Hmmmmm....Maybe he should pick one of all those creative things he does and practice really hard until he's at least marginally good at it.
http://www.ehow.com/how_5068650_make-fandango-puppets.html
"In the 70s album covers had actual nudity... It's so funny that people forget that... Everything has been so commercialized now"
Eh - don't you mean puritanical Kanye dear- what's commercial got to do with nudity?
Anyway- you are benefiting from the 'commercial' talentless crap that they call music today because in the 70's if you didn't have talent/couldn't sing etc etc( in fact exactly what you are) you weren't around very long...
Moron.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Can someone tell this stupid motherfucker, seeking attention was never a true form of art. Kanye West is such an attention seeking fuckbag. That picture is stupid. Just like his career, and the reason for his career. It all amounts to stupidity. Kanye you annoying pretentious arrogant piece of shit with the lack of talent to back it up. Take your undeserved money and crawl back into your hole where you belong, you chipmunk cheeked dirtbag.
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This looks like an outtake from one of those Quiznos commercials from a few years ago. You know, the ones with the spongmonkeys with funky big teeth. Guess Kanye loves him some Quiznos.
He's so EDGY!
It's Heather Mills making good on her deal with the devil.