From The Eyes Of A Brangeloonie
This is what one of the more stealthier Brangeloonies sees after they've been stalking out in the garden of the Church of St. Angie disguised as a compost pile and surviving on Gatorade backwash (they call it "a bottle of Jennifer Aniston's lonely tears") and Potato Stix (they call it baked hairs from Billy Goat Brad's old chin minge) for weeks! You can almost hear the sounds of blood gushing out of the Brangeloonies' lips as they bite down to keep from vocalizing the river of panty pudding dripping down their leg.
Usually, Sgt. Maddox is quick to spot this kind of harebrained trickery! Maddox throws a bucket of pig's blood on the fool and cackles away as his army of dogs goes after that bitch. This guy knows what I'm talking about:
Here's more pictures of Angie Jo and Brad Pitt sniffing and kissing on each other on the set of that movie she's directing in Hungary.
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IMO of course.
BTW - the photos are just to deflect from the frenzy surrounding the fact that production had to be stopped. She certainly doesnt look as though she's working hard. The truth is, I bet Pitt doesnt even realize that she stages this shit. He probably thinks he's getting lucky when he gets home ... poor delusional bastard. Doesnt he realize that PDA from Jolie means photo op.
No one's on a brangeloon here
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I beg to differ. Anyone that refers to Aniston as "Maniston" is a full fledged fucking lunatic! If you were able to argue your point without referring to her with that name ... I might've actually believed you ! lol
Oh brother, try to keep up. Not too difficult here. No, it did NOT take Pitt until 40 to know what he wanted. He stated since his marriage to Aniston that he could not wait to have kids and a family. Nothing had changed. Nothing to figure out.
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Of course only a loon would believe that bullshit. He made it quite clear in one of his recent interviews (DETAIL) last year - that he wasnt ready to have kids til he met Jolie (apparently). So it kinda lets Aniston off the hook. AND friends of the couple say that Pitt was in NO rush to have kids. SO who's delusional now? He pretended to get choked up while talking about kids when he was with Aniston - if memory serves, he even said he couldnt wait to have a few " little Jen's" ... this was within months of separating and fucking Jolie !! LOON.
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...Yeah - it also took Pitt until after 40 to realize whatever it was that he wanted. Why can't Aniston be given the same privilege. We know women mature quicker than men - but let's give her the benefit of the doubt considering she needed to re examine her life after being cheated on and left for another woman after 5 yrs of marriage. NOT everyone figures it out like "YOU" have! *** major sarcasm implied**
Now she's been given a time frame by the psycho brangeloonies as to how long she should mend her heart, settle down again and have children. WTF is wrong with you people?!
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Oh brother, try to keep up. Not too difficult here. No, it did NOT take Pitt until 40 to know what he wanted. He stated since his marriage to Aniston that he could not wait to have kids and a family. Nothing had changed. Nothing to figure out.
So Maniston broke her vows. Common knowledge. I watched him on Oprah proclaim his wish to have babies from the get go, and Maniston led him on.
No one's on a brangeloon here. They are not saints. Just normal people, with normal squabbles. The Maniston fans are dying for them to fail as a couple, obsession it is. I could care less what happens to these two. I could care less if they fight, if stay together, whatevah, it's THEIR LIFE, and they are STILL TOGETHAH. I could care less.
THe loons are the Manistonites who can't wait for them to fail, when really I could care less. But I am happy for any couple that wants kids, and has them together, because kids are a blessing, especially when you both want the same thing.
THe pictures tell the story. Oh wait, I forgot, according to some of ya, it's been a 5 year publicity stunt, and Brad and Angie just borrowed these kids for this stunt, cuz they have nothing else going on...hahahaha.
Sheesh, some are thick. Just let them be. Que sera sera.
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Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
She's over 40 and still figuring things out, hilarious
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OMG that statement alone shows what a goddamn fool you are ! Yeah - it also took Pitt until after 40 to realize whatever it was that he wanted. Why can't Aniston be given the same privilege. We know women mature quicker than men - but let's give her the benefit of the doubt considering she needed to re examine her life after being cheated on and left for another woman after 5 yrs of marriage. NOT everyone figures it out like "YOU" have! *** major sarcasm implied**
Now she's been given a time frame by the psycho brangeloonies as to how long she should mend her heart, settle down again and have children. WTF is wrong with you people?!
STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?!!!!????
The VAMPIRIC NEVER DIE!! THE CHILD ARMY WILL RULE THE WORLD. IT CANNOT BE STOPPED. WELL, ONLY 2012 CAN STOP IT. THE END. Guys call the argument, and have a drink together already, will yas?
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She's a whining fool, crying to the world that she'll have a baby no matter what, and yet dates douchebags that are not interested in or willing to spend more than a couple hot nights with her.
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Um, maybe she doesnt want kids out of wedlock ... as if it's become some fucking trend! Kinda hard to have the kids you want when you havent found the man you want to have them with !! Einstein.
Um, try to keep up, Aniston's been with Mayer back n forth, not just once. In fact got together with him again this year.
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Um, who GIVES a fuck!? So what. Maybe the sex was good. geez. STFU.
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WHY? Because Brad's pick of the litter was so much better? He took a chance with a psycho, druggie, brother kissing, blood toting, old man stealing, bi-sexual ... and yet it seems to be working for him!
Aniston had one idiot ... Mayer ... it's been done for quite some time now and atleast they didnt reproduce together and bring children into the shit show. She was w/Vince for a year ... total rebound and atleast it was with someone funny. God knows, she needed the laughs. Give the girl a fuckin' break already ... it's not like she's had a ton of long term relationships ...she's had 2 in 5 years. So what if she goes out on dates with questionable men - atleast she's not committing to them and having an army of kids with them. That's what dating is all about ... figuring out the frogs from the princes.
p.s. she was married to the sexiest man alive while he was in his prime !! Why do people forget that when they start bashing her for her choice in men? Angelina got her leftovers ...
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Um, try to keep up, Aniston's been with Mayer back n forth, not just once. In fact got together with him again this year.
She's a whining fool, crying to the world that she'll have a baby no matter what, and yet dates douchebags that are not interested in or willing to spend more than a couple hot nights with her.
She's over 40 and still figuring things out, hilarious. Meanwhile, her 'leftover' moved happily on and found someone who is compatible with him, with compatible interests and goals. Some people want families, others don't. Their choice. BP always wanted kids and a large family, and found someone who was similarly interested. Always did. Nothing new.
Everyone's human with individual desires which fulfill them & at the end of the day these two are clearly still having fun and hot to trot, not candidates for sainthood.
Aniston's lonely nights are a result of her poor arse choices, good grief.
And Aniston's got poor taste in guys, dating douchebag after douchebag. Why can't she find a regular good old guy. Why always dating some schmuck celebrity ho bag like Mayer. She doesn't have too much up there.
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WHY? Because Brad's pick of the litter was so much better? He took a chance with a psycho, druggie, brother kissing, blood toting, old man stealing, bi-sexual ... and yet it seems to be working for him!
Aniston had one idiot ... Mayer ... it's been done for quite some time now and atleast they didnt reproduce together and bring children into the shit show. She was w/Vince for a year ... total rebound and atleast it was with someone funny. God knows, she needed the laughs. Give the girl a fuckin' break already ... it's not like she's had a ton of long term relationships ...she's had 2 in 5 years. So what if she goes out on dates with questionable men - atleast she's not committing to them and having an army of kids with them. That's what dating is all about ... figuring out the frogs from the princes.
p.s. she was married to the sexiest man alive while he was in his prime !! Why do people forget that when they start bashing her for her choice in men? Angelina got her leftovers ...
Submitted by Capitanne on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by zsa-zsa on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 3:48pm.
....It's not inconceivable that Brad waited to get in her pants til the divorce from Aniston was official...
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They were pregnant with Shiloh before the divorce was final. So much for your theory.
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Like I said in my post, who cares?
Obsession, concern, observations regarding when they got into each other pants is ridiculous. Celebrities are not bastions of morality.
There are tons of Hollywood celebrities who met on set, and got together while one was already married, the great Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward, for one.
So like I said, who cares. Who really cares if the ink was dry, or Pitts separation just established. Who really gives a darn? Just another celebrity couple with human traits, after all. Not in line for sainthood. Just out to make a quick buck.
And Aniston's got poor taste in guys, dating douchebag after douchebag. Why can't she find a regular good old guy. Why always dating some schmuck celebrity ho bag like Mayer. She doesn't have too much up there.
Submitted by Capitanne on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by zsa-zsa on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 3:48pm.
....It's not inconceivable that Brad waited to get in her pants til the divorce from Aniston was official...
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They were pregnant with Shiloh before the divorce was final. So much for your theory.
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Like I said in my post, who cares?
Obsession, concern, observations regarding when they got into each other pants is ridiculous. Celebrities are not bastions of morality.
There are tons of Hollywood celebrities who met on set, and got together while one was already married, the great Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward, for one.
So like I said, who cares. Who really cares if the ink was dry, or Pitts separation just established. Who really gives a darn? Just another celebrity couple with human traits, after all. Not in line for sainthood. Just out to make a quick buck.
And Aniston's got poor taste in guys, dating douchebag after douchebag. Why can't she find a regular good old guy. Why always dating some schmuck celebrity ho bag like Mayer. She doesn't have too much up there.
And someone said that it's not inconceivable they waited to have sex until the divorce was final.. it is actually inconceivable since Jolie was already about a month pregnant by Oct when the divorce was officially official.. though you could be correct if you said by the time the divorce was granted in August.. semantics. They probably celebrated the granting a little too much and hello Shiloh. But August Jen was giving it to Vince.. so they were on equal footing.
I am thinking they are still in love for realzies still.
Otherwise it is a double slam to Jen since Brad claimed life was too short to waste it where you were not fulfilled.. so he bailed on their marriage but he will pretend to be in love with someone like Jolie while being paraded around the world like a glorified Mr Mom? Not likely. When Pitt stops being "fulfilled" he will bail on her no matter how many kids are in tow.
Awwwww zombie love...
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by Chubb on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 4:51pm.
I can get behind this.
I do think it's depressing that some people think it's to be expected or even functional that after a few years of a relationship the passion no longer exists.
I kind of admit that some people I know actually think like this and admit they aren't even attracted to their partners yet they're always trying to espouse their lack of physical chemistry as a virtue, because they're "comfortable" and that "sex doesn't matter".
People would like for sex not to matter, and in some instances it shouldn't, but in the case of choosing a romantic partner, it should. No, I'm not being shallow, but intimacy is ultimately the bold red line which sets the boundaries between platonic and romantic love.
By the way I look at it, understimulation results in sexually deviant behavior and resentment. So, no, in my opinion, it's not right or normal to stop feeling aroused by your partner, and I don't give a damn how well people think they're arrangement is working out because one day, when you no longer trust your "best friend", sex does matter. No matter what. End of story.
On the other hand, these two have always been so publicly touch-y feel-y on each other, and since day one Angelina Jolie has been yammering about her kinky foreplay preferences as though she patented the idea of freaky bondage sex and exhibitionism. I wouldn't be surprised if she or Brad Pitt was a complete dud in the sack beyond the smoke and mirrors. The softcore erotica written by the Brangeloonies don't really help their case either.
I do think that their sex life that they (and their fans) so constantly mention is a facade.
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Bathym Belem Gomor!
Brangaloonies still exist? These two aren't nearly as popular as they were when they first hooked up. And their movies usually bomb at the box office. I wasn't awrre anyone still cared about these borish washed up old hags.
You know, I don't like the Jolie-Pitts to begin with, but the loons really know how to exacerbate a dislike with their cattiness.
No-one's jealous of their dried up sex lives, and why doesn't this "if you're always talking to the media about your sex life you aren't getting any" policy apply to these two fucking dullards? They probably last a few thrusts and a few grunts after foreplay.
Yes, Angelina Jolie was beautiful and she still has a great looking mug, but her sex appeal disappeared years ago.
Last of all, these two bores belong together. I doubt that Jennifer Aniston is losing any sleep, because she had Brad Pitt whenever he was better looking anyway. She seems pretty happy to me.
And just one more thing: Stop comparing her to Morticia Addams. This twat is to goth as to Taylor Momsen is to punk.
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Bathym Belem Gomor!
Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 2:54pm.
True confession: In the past year I have switched from Team Aniston to Team Jolie, albeit reluctantly. Although I still think Jolie is a terrible actress and a poser, I have to admit, (pauses to eat crow), she has done some decent things, such as producing John Trudell's album (in 2002, but I just learned that) and daring to speak out against the recent spate of Muslim-bashing. Meanwhile, although I am in the minority here, Aniston lost me with her unapologetic use of the R-word, which I feel was unkind, unadult and most definitely uncool.
*Ducks to avoid oncoming rocks*
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*throws a nerf football* No rocks for you.
That's fine, you can be on whomever's team you want, although you must realize that you can choose to support neither too, you know. It's not like you have to 'like' one or the other. Just sayin' :)
That scream you just heard was Jennifer Aniston clawing her eyes out!
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Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 11:09am.
LOL,the expensive kind of crack. AJ went to Beverly Hills High.
I hope Brad & Angelina stay together-they inspire MK and the Dlisted brazen hussies to write awesome dark comedy. Today's Hot Slut is the person who called her Anorexia Jolie.
Submitted by zsa-zsa on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 3:48pm.
*sigh* So. I'm an Angelina fan even though bitch be crazy. Do I believe that these two genuinely love each other and are in it for the long haul? I would like to, but I don't. We see all these happy pics of them together because BITCH BE CRAZY. As far as the fucky times before the divorce was final, uh, hello, Teh Shiloh was conceived before that, so there was obviously some peen to Great White Vagina contact. And Jen may have crazy ass taste in men, (not a fan, btw) but she's not dragging six children all over the world and denying them a stable life for the sake of some pics in the tabloids.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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Submitted by zsa-zsa on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 3:48pm.
....It's not inconceivable that Brad waited to get in her pants til the divorce from Aniston was official...
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They were pregnant with Shiloh before the divorce was final. So much for your theory.
Fake. How do we know that the guy who took the photo is telling the truth? Even porn can be staged like that.
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"UMMMM.... If only Mama Cass and Karen carpenter had shared a sandwich that fateful day they would both be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
To the people saying that they still gaze into each other's eyes after X amount of years...yaddda...yadda....yadda....merry fkn christmas....pfft!
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So I don't know if this was staged or not and I don't really care. But I think it is really sad that people think that after 5 years of marriage people don't love on each other like that. My husband and I have been married for more than 7 years and we're damn crazy about each other. We love to kiss and snuggle all the time, we send lovey-dovey texts to each other every day and we love to fuck. I wish everyone could have that.
YAWN! These two are actors. They know the cameras are all up in their grill during the filming of this movie. They want all these phony pics to be seen so they can garner more publicity for this trainwreck they are trying to make.
Who the h8ll cares if this is staged or not staged?!?
Doesn't make much sense that two attractive and successful celebrities would waste 5 years staging publicity stunts for the sheer pleasure of it. And who cares when they got it on? Who cares? It's not inconceivable that Brad waited to get in her pants til the divorce from Aniston was official...maybe he did, and maybe he didn't, but really does it matter that much to anyone?
Hasn't anyone had work chemistry before with someone who was NOT their significant other? It's common to have chemistry, and to NOT indulge further. Happens all the time at work, folks, and surely this is not a first time, sheesh!
Aniston's not all there folks, as shown by her repeated interest in douchebags including but not limited to Mayer.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 3:28pm.
Well I hate to tell all the "who does that after five years.." folk but I have been with my husband 11 years, our kids are 4,5,and 6, we have no nannies or househelp and we STILL have moments like this.
It isn't every day but they are still there and we have no reason to "stage" anything - no-one knows who the hell we are!
I don't know if this is staged or not and I dislike how they parent but to say that no-one can be together this long, with a bunch of kids can still enjoy a hot fuck with their partner is just wrong. On a very rare occasion I want to lightly punch Mr Fury in the gut but in general, we get on well, have a laugh and still do dirty stuff to each other.
Take it or leave it but it's a fact, nonetheless.
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"lightly punch Mr Fury in the gut but in general, we get on well" lmao! Aww!
See IrishFury, but we would believe your relationship is not staged cause you're NORMAL. Blood vials, goatees and adopting 4 kids in 3 years (and having 3 other bio kids in the other two years) is not normal; it's eccentric. Thus, most of us are a bit shocked to see this moment of closeness with them and not consider it staged. Actually I don't see the stagey-ness in the photo, but I just like to bust on them lol.
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Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 3:26pm.
So that suddenly makes her a champion for Muslim rights?
Fucking morons in this world...
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Well I hate to tell all the "who does that after five years.." folk but I have been with my husband 11 years, our kids are 4,5,and 6, we have no nannies or househelp and we STILL have moments like this.
It isn't every day but they are still there and we have no reason to "stage" anything - no-one knows who the hell we are!
I don't know if this is staged or not and I dislike how they parent but to say that no-one can be together this long, with a bunch of kids can still enjoy a hot fuck with their partner is just wrong. On a very rare occasion I want to lightly punch Mr Fury in the gut but in general, we get on well, have a laugh and still do dirty stuff to each other.
Take it or leave it but it's a fact, nonetheless.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 2:54pm.
I haven't read or heard anything about St. Angie speak out against Muslim bashing. I guess Brangeloonies can hear her thoughts as she thinks them.
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I guess you don't read or hear much.
Submitted by Cowjam on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 2:54pm.
I haven't read or heard anything about St. Angie speak out against Muslim bashing. I guess Brangeloonies can hear her thoughts as she thinks them.
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"My gynecologist committed suicide." ~ Liz Lemmon on her summer break.
True confession: In the past year I have switched from Team Aniston to Team Jolie, albeit reluctantly. Although I still think Jolie is a terrible actress and a poser, I have to admit, (pauses to eat crow), she has done some decent things, such as producing John Trudell's album (in 2002, but I just learned that) and daring to speak out against the recent spate of Muslim-bashing. Meanwhile, although I am in the minority here, Aniston lost me with her unapologetic use of the R-word, which I feel was unkind, unadult and most definitely uncool.
*Ducks to avoid oncoming rocks*
Someone should check on Aniston to make sure she's okay, that picture is hanging material in the right menopausal hands.
This is totally staged! how many couples do you knwo that still look at each other like that after 5 years and SIX CHILDREN!!!!! lets keep it real!
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Is that bird poop on the back of Brad's coat?
She looks really bad. Which is ashame, as I thought she was gorgeous in "Gia". She needs to gain about 20 pounds & stop fucking with her face. It was fine in its original form. She reminds me of a lady I saw the other day who had taken chemo & was in the final stages of cancer. She was literally a walking skeleton. It made me want to cry. Angie Jo looks the same, except with hair.
As for this film, well, I don't predict it to be an Oscar contender, to say the least. She's a medicore actress at best & I shudder to think of her supposed "directing abilities".
Brad!! Look out...it's THE CUH-LAW!!! Seriously Angie, wtf with that knuckly arthritic looking thing.
70 comments in a Brangeloooon thread?
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Cracked out saucer eyes with a Praying Mantis head and greasy hair....nice look.
Hey Angie, nice head...wrong planet!
Someone should gather all the Pitt-Jolie family photos into a book and then market it as an all natural sleep aid. Yawn.
I thought the same thing .... isn't this a closed set , why would papz be able to get these intimate shots of them? Sounds like Jolie is directing more than just this movie ... she's back to staging photo ops . She certainly has alot of time on her hands to make out in the woods ... so who's directing the cast as she takes time off to "act" ? And why arent they doing this shit in a trailer somewhere .... like when they were on the set of MAMS ?
She's always trying to convince the public that things are wonderful. It's so obvious they're putting on a show for the crew .... you can see them in the background. AND why is Pitt stain on the set so much - shouldn't he be caring for his 6 kids?!
Brad Pitt as an actor is... ok. He was good in Inglorious Basterds and was interesting in Interview with a Vampire (the real and only reason Jolie likes him).
However.. most people get past their vampire stage at a certain age.. least so I thought..
One word: STAGED.
These two are good.
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Tru dat. Saying these two only fucked when the Aniston-Pitt marriage was over is like saying Kate and Tommy Girl's marriage is for real... Get a clue bitches! Loons are made of contradictions. They say that these two douches were pure sex, love and passion ever since their beady eyes met, yet at the same time they say that they didn't do it till Pitt's marriage was over. I say, choose a story and stick to it, loons! Either they were hot for each other from the beginning or they are fucking saints!
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Submitted by torpedo on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 12:09pm.
They both always look like they need a bath.
Jolie especially always looks greasy.
She is a pathological liar.
I just finished reading Morton's book about her and clearly she has many issues.
She was abandoned by her mother when she was a baby.
Her mother was a liar as well...claiming she gave up her career for her children.
Truth is she tried and could not make it as an actress.
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I agree they both look like they need a good wash.
Gee, you mean Marcheline (sp) nee Marcia Lynn wasn't on par with Vanessa Redgrave? I'm shocked I tell ya-shocked!
I always wondered WTF Jolie meant when she said Mommykins gave up her career. What career? Her resume was light to put it mildly.
BTW, I love how Pitt always seems to forget about his exes-like they were never in his life. Most glaring example was that when he said he and Jolie wouldn't marry until gays could as well.
I know he likes the reefer, but surely he remembered that he, like, was married for 5 years to that woman who starred on Friends. Also, Jolie has been married and divorced twice. Assholes. . .