Just Needs A Dollop Of Whipped Cream
For the past couple of weeks, I've been trying to not stuff my mouth hole with shopping carts full of deep fried Wonder Bread and corn syrup sandwiches as usual, because I'm sick of being as bloated as a marshmallow in the microwave. Sucking in is hard work and should be an Olympic sport. And sucking in while trying to lick a nipple is pretty much impossible!
At the advice of my nutritionist/doctor (aka MY MOM), I've been trying to drink more water sans Kool-Aid and eat more things that grow out of the ground. It's gross, it's hurtful and it's messing with my emotions. So because of this, I'm looking at the above picture of Marilyn Manson at Spike TV's Scream Awards and all I see is a deep fried ball of dough that is overstuffed with raspberry pie filling and covered with powdered sugar. The raspberry filling is even seeping out a little. MAKE IT STOP! I should not look at Marilyn Manson's nutsack of a face and see dessert! And when I look at Mickey Rourke all I see is a delicious plate of chicken parm with a heaping splash of bread crumbs on top.
Fuckit. This has gone way too far. Healthy is obviously not for me. I'm going to Key Foods tonight to get a pack of unbaked pie dough and I'm going to proudly eat that shit while waiting in line to pay for it.
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MK, can you still even call thumbnail 9 "a face"?
All I see are bits the skin graft missed.
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All I can say for both is, cocaine: it's one hell of a drug.
Michael K, you light up my life with your food talk! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Is that Devendra Banhart with Manson?
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
I can't stop laughing! Seriously I can't stop laughing! HOW OLD IS THIS BITCH?????? Grow the hell up, Brian or whateffer the hell ur name is. He's got that middle aged double chin thing going on and he's fat. I can't stop laughing!
Holy Shit! I would never, in a million years, have guessed that was Twiggy.
This is all a little much in the morning: MM's make-up, MR's mangled face, MK's dubious culinary delights...
pLop Dita on his head and there's your dollop.
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Submitted by lolomgwtfbbq on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 10:15pm.
Who in the hell is that in the dress get up? Is that Twiggy Ramirez? And why does it have a red swastika on its wrist?
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I think Twiggy is wearing some sort of East Indian garb. The swastika is one of the 108 symbols of Hindu deity Vishnu and represents the Sun's rays, upon which life depends. It is also seen as pointing in all four directions (north, east, south and west) and thus signifies grounded stability.
The damn Nazis co-opted a peaceful symbol and turned it a representation of evil.
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interesting fact... I didn't know that. thank you.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by lolomgwtfbbq on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 10:15pm.
Who in the hell is that in the dress get up? Is that Twiggy Ramirez? And why does it have a red swastika on its wrist?
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I think Twiggy is wearing some sort of East Indian garb. The swastika is one of the 108 symbols of Hindu deity Vishnu and represents the Sun's rays, upon which life depends. It is also seen as pointing in all four directions (north, east, south and west) and thus signifies grounded stability.
The damn Nazis co-opted a peaceful symbol and turned it a representation of evil.
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Wok out with your cock out!!
Yes, the other guy is Jeordie White, aka Twiggy Ramirez. He looked so good while playing with Trent and now that he is back with Marilyn, he looks like shit. Hanging out with Manson is probably not very good for health.
..or fatfinger facefungus disease?
thunmbnail 2, he looks like he shares a manicurist with Dreamboat Doherty, who coincidently also looks a bit marshmallow faced. maybe they've both got fatface fingerfungus disease?
Stop fishing for compliments, MK! I saw pictures of you from 2009 and you looked tiny and cute. Which cannot be said for these two escapees from the haunted house.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Didn't they just have the Scream Awards? I remember eeryone got into a hoopla when Anorexic Bosworth showed up with Askars, or have they been dating that long? Time passes way too quickly.
The Scream Awards basically look like a joke anyway.
I'm sure that Marilyn Manson and Mickey Hoark were looking for dates among all the other skanks that get low budget horror film roles. Nothing to see here, kids.
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Bathym Belem Gomor!
Submitted by lolomgwtfbbq on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 10:15pm.
Because Swastikas are sooo edgy! They're, like, Taylor Momsen edgy.
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Bathym Belem Gomor!
sorry...double post
If you cut off Mickey's head and feet in the last thumbnail he could totally be a Jonas brother...
Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:54pm.
MM looks like Boy George right before he chained that trick to the radiator.
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Spot on. Now can't wait for THIS puffy old man's moment of schadenfreude :)
MM looks like a bloated old coot. He should take a razor to his nostril hair.
I can't believe it took people this long to realize he's phoney.
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And to think that MM used to scare the shit out of me as a kid...
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Who in the hell is that in the dress get up? Is that Twiggy Ramirez? And why does it have a red swastika on its wrist?
"Sometimes I get so flushed. Do your palms ever itch?"
Mickeyyyyyyyyyy I love you! *flashbacks to 9 1/2 wks* what? let me beeeeeeeeeee! I need a sweater like Mickey's. I am a sweater freak. that's right! we're freaks of something. Marylin...I..don't know what to say about his face...but he looks bloated/stretchy. is that even possible? guess so
Coma Caca!
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Mickey Rourke is pure sex next to Marilyn Manson. MM needs to do something about that nose hair situation.
You should know you're in trouble when even Mickey Rourke looks better than you do.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
In the history of ugly motherfuckers, he's the motherfuckest.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
@ Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 8:03pm.
*hoik*
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LMAO!
And yes, these guys made ME scream.
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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR
kill it with fire
Grooosssss...look at Marilyn's druggie fingernails in the first pic! Even worse, imagine how they smell...gag
LOL at Mk and his mom.
My mom reminds me often how bad soda is for my health and that anything from a can will give me cancer.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
While enjoying my after work cocktail and snack, it occured to me that a single kernel of my delicious cheese popcorn looked a lot like that piece of wax in Mickey's ear. He has nose hair issues also. Just sayin.
"in every dream home, a heartache"
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:55pm.
LMAO! CSG wears a superhero costume beneath her plaid skirt & starched white blouse!
It should be illegal to be as funny as Tiger Lilly.
OT: Mickey Rourke is pitiful.
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@Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 8:05pm.
Manson's a sadist, he gets off on watching people destroy themselves. You can tell by how he was acting in the video that he was encouraging Twigs to humiliate himself knowing that the guy was too fucked up to realize what he was doing. Manson is everything he used to hate, but then a lot of that crowd have turned into that 20 years after hitting it big.
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This is very true. It's kind of sad because at some point he seemed to actually have some sort of conscience. But that was a really long time ago, before he made a career out of using people. Have you ever noticed how he uses women as "inspirations" for albums and when the album/phase is over, so are his relationships??
Yuck (Vadge style) and vomit.
@Submitted by Kabee on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 7:47pm.:
Manson's a sadist, he gets off on watching people destroy themselves. You can tell by how he was acting in the video that he was encouraging Twigs to humiliate himself knowing that the guy was too fucked up to realize what he was doing. Manson is everything he used to hate, but then a lot of that crowd have turned into that 20 years after hitting it big.
HAHAHAHA CSG
You is a hero!
*chanting as always*
i'm getting serious Karl Lagerfeld vibes from MM here...
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
*hoik*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 4:59pm.
AAAAHHHH!!!... i'm scared!!... *running to a corner to hide*... i need someone to hold me!
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How 'bout me? *licking tiger chops*....Is that a Chorizo in your pocket or are you just scared to see me?
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stop going through my pockets!!
and now i'm gonna have to tell my shrink about my new found tiger fetish... what?!... you're sexay!!
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I AM da SEX...hey, you know that show on Animal Planet called 'Fatal Attraction'? Yeah, don't watch that mess...Smear job! Speaking of smear, you look so good, I could just spread you on a cracker....What? Wait, where are you going? That wood chipper sized Cuisinart food processor has nothing to do with us....
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ESE NEEDS ME!!!!!!!!!
*runs frantically through thread pushing aside other posters, leaves shoeprint on back of UBF's blouse - sorry UBF. LEAPS over Tiger while throwing catnip/Mickey Rourke ear wax ball in opposite direction for Tiger to chase.
**Grabs ESE when Tiger drops him from her clutches, covers with kisses, leads ESE to a private location to check intimately for Catscratch Fever**
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
MM looks like Boy George right before he chained that trick to the radiator.
*chanting as always*
@Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 6:05pm
OMG! I would have never thought that was Twiggy which is why I said it was Daisy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Berkowitz.jpg
Twiggy looks like shit, he needs to leave MM and get his ass back in rehab ASAP.
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I know right?? Ppl need to realize that hanging with someone like MM will only drag them down.
There are few things more revolting than a gigantic chunk of ear-wax visible in someone`s ear. All that money and the basics of hygiene just never made it through to them. No name Q tips are what, 99 cent???
*voms*
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
I wonder if Manson wears his hair like that to cover a bald spot - like the emo version of a comb-over.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 10/18/2010 - 4:59pm.
AAAAHHHH!!!... i'm scared!!... *running to a corner to hide*... i need someone to hold me!
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How 'bout me? *licking tiger chops*....Is that a Chorizo in your pocket or are you just scared to see me?
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stop going through my pockets!!
and now i'm gonna have to tell my shrink about my new found tiger fetish... what?!... you're sexay!!
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I AM da SEX...hey, you know that show on Animal Planet called 'Fatal Attraction'? Yeah, don't watch that mess...Smear job! Speaking of smear, you look so good, I could just spread you on a cracker....What? Wait, where are you going? That wood chipper sized Cuisinart food processor has nothing to do with us....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Datura
"I really don't understand Manson's appeal other than that for a while he was shorthand for EVERYTHING THAT PISSES OFF PARENTS. Now he's just a bloated old bloke with no chin."
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Loves it! So true!
And Mr. Mercury, I'm right there with you on the nose hair. Geez.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Stop Marilyn.
And the breadcrumbs are in Micky's ears.
Wow love the face lift scars around the ear Mickey. Of course, its kinda .."What the Hell,who gives a shit" now, but surely it should notta been pulled so tight man. You used to be a doll, but now, well a big bellied broken dolly.
MM just needs to go away, no one cares anymore. And wtf happened to Twiggy Ramirez?
Also wtf are the Scream Awards?
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"My gynecologist committed suicide." ~ Liz Lemmon on her summer break.