Looking Good, Chupa
Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe normally looks like the wispy ghost of a 75-year-old first class passenger on the Titanic, but at last night's Elle Magazine's Women in Hollywood party she looked like she actually breaths in oxygen like the rest of us! And I bet she didn't even worry for one second about the possibility of airborne calories making their way into her body as she breathed in. I don't even have the urge to wash my clothes on her chest the way I normally do! Being maybe pregnant is working wonders on Chupa.
I say "maybe pregnant", because Chupa hasn't confirmed or denied that her golden raisin womb is currently occupied by a fetus the size of a lentil (and now I'm hungry) and you can't really tell from these pictures. Not that we'll ever able to tell since Chupa's 9-month baby bump is probably going to be the size of Michael Kors' penis head belly button.
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She has a ton of wrinkles & fine lines for a rich 44 year old. She has smokers face.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:39pm.
"a busted Claire Danes"
Isn't that an oxymoron?
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No, it's redundant.
Dammit, I am 0 for 2 today.
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Being a devotee of LA's cigs & latte diet --her body's taken a toll. Thank god for Restylane & Botox!
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Submitted by vidz on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 2:05pm.
*Moves aside and pats seat*
Permanently skinny besties...grrrrrrr!!! Mine LOVES her body because YOGA fixes everything! And a vegetarian diet is the BEST. I'm like, "Bitch, your metabolism is the best, and it's the reason why you can get away with farting at least once an hour, and the smelliest fats ever at that!"
I'm a bitter, evil person. But hey, she's kind of stupid at times, so is that okay?
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"You knoh that one dane't eat the yuks! Fie the whites. Mustah this out of one's face! Goodness me! Cheerio!"
-Madge, as interpreted by MK
If she is pregnant,
EAT, WOMAN, EAT!!!
this woman is a mystery to me, she looks like she could be attractive but then you look closer and it's really frightening, something seriously unhealthy with her or she's much older than she claims cause if she admitted being like 47-53 she'd be considered good looking for her age,
I'm loving this 'broke ass rich bitch' look. Spending time with Courtney Love lately?
what's the alleged fetus going to survive on? Nicotine and coffee? Worse yet - what if it does survive? I thought my mother was a total bitch from hell. At least she could be reasoned with. But Chupa ... mmmmm, I see years of therapy for this baby friend, if it survives her womb, which must be like a gulag
She is most likely not pregnant. Poor Rach. She is a nice person.
Virgin blood does a body good.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Umm, no, she looks like shit. Her hair looks dirty, her clothes have been in the attic for 40yrs, and that clavicle - HOlY FuCK. Her face is a mess. There is nothing about this look that is OK. Just like the cobbler's kids are shoeless, this ho cannot take the time to pull her own self together. Fashion/beauty NOT.
Good gravy, her fur coat is ratty.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:39pm.
"a busted Claire Danes"
Isn't that an oxymoron?
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No, it's redundant.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
God I hope shes not carrying a lentil sized fetus in her raisin size womb because her pupils are like pin pricks-she has to be on something....
I always want to fix this broads hair-the dye job is terrible although she fits in with the reat of the over-processed brassy blondes here in LA,she also needs to cut some of that ratty ass hair off and gain a few Ilbs and also start wearing the makeup of a blond(that dark lipstick has to go) if shes so desperate to be blonde...
Oh and also do something about her wrinkly ass skin...
Give me a couple of days-Ill make her over but I would need some duck tape so I dont have to listen to her annoying whine...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
but at last night's Elle Magazine's Women in Hollywood party she looked like she actually breaths in oxygen like the rest of us!
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OMFG did she lick your nuts or something?! Cuz she TOTALLY doesn't!
She looks like the Queen of the Damned's jealous little sister.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
So was she on drugs or something? I mean she's really pretty now...maybe cause she was all dried up before her skin on her chin area looks...semi scrawny. weird
Coma Caca!
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Besides the obvious things everyone else has stated, I always thought she had the oddest eye color.
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Douchechill!
She is old as hell, scrawny and wrinkled as hell. At least 48, and not that's old on most people. On her, it looks like death's door. I think its injectables, not a wee baby, that's make her face look slightly better. If she is knocked up, I can't possibly be with her own eggs. Those have long since flown the coop.
Somebody mentioned that dreadful Guiliana Rancid. Apparently she has fertility issues but won't gain weight because she's on t.v. wow. Don't bother Mrs. Rancid, it's selfish to have your own biological kid anyway. Out-trick all those chicks working the Hollywood stroll and adopt a whole 3rd family. Just make sure one of them is small enough to tote around like little toy dog.
Bitch looks like SHIT. So she must be pregnant. Tehee. Loving the bag, but that fur is soooo tacky.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Wow, she *is* looking a lot better. And a lot younger. I didn't recognize her!
Bitch's had some work done recently I see.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 1:32pm.
@NUNYABUSINESS, I agree about DePandi, she's scary looking, on the E channel show she's on, dont even know the name, duhh...she looks freakishly thin.
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She creeps me out ... her head is shaped like that of an alien.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
This fucking idiot should be force fed the animal on her back.
The dress is ok, but who the hell designed her face?
Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 1:32pm.
There was actually a study just released on this, but something I always assumed...The youthful look is related to an abundance of fat in the facial tissue. As we get older that fat wastes and we lose our youthful look. Well these anorexic ladies accelerate that by being so thin. They lose even more facial fat and look older faster. Overweight women look older than their very thin counterparts until about 40 and then it flips and the overweight women start to look younger (facially). Nothing to worry about unless you are super-skinny.
This makes me feel good that I am a face-gainer. I never have to worry about losing facial fat, lol.
Nice roadkill she's wearing.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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If she managed to get pregnant there is little luck of carrying it to full term. WIth her age and her anorexia the fetus doesn't stand a chance!
If she's truly pregnant, I hope she gains enough weight to nourish the baby and herself. Bitch is insane.
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"When I look at these pictures, I don't hear music, I hear the creaky sound of the Four Horsemen's stable door slowly opening ..."
i just dong get her since of fashion. way too skinny and all of her clothes are always way too big, kinda just hanging on her bones.
she looks horrible
Seeing her pics and that SamRo pic so close makes me think they could be related.
EWW. Axis of Evil indeed.
Also, if Chupa really is having a baby - herself and not through a surrogate - she might change when it's born. I know someone who was high-maintenance and prissy and shallow, but she has totally changed into a normal sweet human being since having her baby. It's a humbling experience.
She looks less chipmunk-y! A LOT less. Is that surgery or what?
She looks pretty in the thumbnails - if you leave them small. When you click and enlarge? SCARY.
Kinda on topic: I'm fucking pissed. My cousin and i are the same age (24) and we were besties until we hit our teens. She was skinny and beautiful and had decent sized breasts and has eaten like a pig all her life. Now that ho is 5 mths preggers and I thought, good, now she'll be the fat one and I'll be the hot one. But the bitch is still skinny (she only gained like 3 lbs) and her boobs are like DDs and she's totally radiant and glowy. Why are you so unfair god? But I still love her, she asked me to make potato salad for her baby shower next week but I'm making gratin and chocolate pie because I care but also because I really want to see her fat.
Sigh... I know, I know.. ***packs some chocolate pie for the ride on the shortbus to hell***
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Is she a heavy tanner and smoker because she has way too many lines even with anorexia?
Which gay do you think is her "straight" husband's boyfriend? Brad or that housegay, whatever his name is?
A Before photo for those who don't think she's had work done:
http://www.celebrityclothingline.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/0...
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:22pm.
This tricked out Ho is suppose to be 39? Bawahaaaa. She has the mouth and lined lips of a 49 year old. While she does look better here she's still one missed meal away from being blown over by a passing tricycle
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She's claimed to be all over the place in her 30's. I think the latest claim is 37.
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i read in another post she was 30..... HA! bitch please!
Cant help it, I love the Chupa <3, I hope she is pregnant and that her thinness can withhold the baby and she doesnt miscarry, I think a baby in her life would make her change in a drastic way, although I love her and everything she wears, ALL THE TIME!!
@NUNYABUSINESS, I agree about DePandi, she's scary looking, on the E channel show she's on, dont even know the name, duhh...she looks freakishly thin. If she's pregnant there, she doesnt look to be doing to well.
Its so true the skinny bitches look way older, wonder why that is?
If you could hold down a zombie, slap some pancake on its face and fit a burlap sack dress on it, that would probably look better. But, for her this looks good.
What in the last night's nightgown hell is she wearing? She does look better, but that poor baby is gonna bust out at mid-term with a knife and fork in its hand!
Submitted by badwolf on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 1:05pm.
Do these skinny women realize that the scrawny look makes them look way older than they are? Her neck and cleavage... ugh.
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This made me think of Sarah Jessica Parker & Angelina Jolie.
I am surprised that Rachel is still menstruating when she has little to no body fat.
I can see a pregnant Chupa, pregnant Giulina DePandi and previously preggers Bethenny Frankel starving their crotch fruit in the womb.
That dress looks like she kept it in the toolbox in my garage for the last 10 years.
Do these skinny women realize that the scrawny look makes them look way older than they are? Her neck and cleavage... ugh.
Submitted by Some random European on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:49pm.
"What a shitty world we live in, that a bitch who is hired to PICK DRESSES for other bitches is rich and has a goddamn reality show. I feel nauseated I even know who she is."
My friend, you must own a way better TV than I do. I'm afraid mine's full of people like her.
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That's why I don't have cable and don't watch TV, I just use it for DVDs and videogames. No, I'm not a stuck up, hipster bitch, I just don't have the patience for those shitshows. And besides, with Dlisted, you get all the best (worst) moments from those reality shows PLUS MK's wonderful snark ;D
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 12:39pm.
Howard Cunningham, Arthur Fonzarelli. :)
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Shhhh ;)
Good Lord...that lined mouth is scary! Don't think she's had any work done because why leave that mess around her lips??
As for her carrying a beybeh...I really hope she decides to at least start eating for one.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Her show on Bravo is a fun one to watch in a twisted sort of way, mainly because of Brad, her ultra-fabulous assistant. I do like Rachel - she seems like a sweet and decent person who loves what she does and cares about her clients. I just wish she would stop with the fur. FUR BAD.
That complainy bitch Roger, however, needs to stick his head in a vat of shut-the-fuck-up.
"What a shitty world we live in, that a bitch who is hired to PICK DRESSES for other bitches is rich and has a goddamn reality show. I feel nauseated I even know who she is."
My friend, you must own a way better TV than I do. I'm afraid mine's full of people like her.
What a shitty world we live in, that a bitch who is hired to PICK DRESSES for other bitches is rich and has a goddamn reality show. I feel nauseated I even know who she is.
I mean shit, It's not even like she designs anything.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"