Vicki Gunvalson's Love Tank Is Empty
But Vicki and Donn just renewed their vows in a romantic beach ceremony last year!! But Donn promised to always keep Vicki's tank full of unleaded love!!! Oh well, I guess Donn must have put a CLOSED sign on his pump, because Vicki of The Real Housewives of Orange County has filed for divorce. Because this GIF never gets old for me, here is a dramatization of Vicki and Donn's marriage:
Aw. TMZ says that Droopy Dog's long-lost sister filed papers to legally quit Donn's ass on Monday. They have been married for 16 years.
Anybody who watches this mess knows it was only a matter of time before this happened. Or it was only a matter of time before Donn was seen running naked along the 5 freeway while sticking hot chopsticks into his ears and begging to be put out of his misery. Basically, the show makes it look like living with a Gremlin is more pleasant than living with Vicki. Besides, Vicki doesn't have time for marriage. SHE'S TOO BUSY WORKING WORKING WORKING!
And does this mean that next season we will get an eye full of Tamra's rapey-eyed son groping on Vicki in the bathroom? Brace your stomachs just in case.
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Donn seemed like the only nice and "real" person on the show. THAT BITCH drives me crazy with her stoopid "love tank" and droning on and on about the 3-karat ring she bought him.
What fun! Watching Vicki completely disintegrate/implode into an unloved and utterly unlovable, cold, hostile, nasty and mean piece of shit will make for good TV.
I just started watching this in syndication. "Droopy Dog's long-lost sister" made me snort laugh. She really is all sorts of unfortunate looking isn't she? Horse/camel face combo.
I'm sure a couple younger guys will get drunk enough to climb and mount Vikki hoping to get paid but if she honestly thinks anyone else will put up with her bullshit she is wrong. Donn loved her sorry ass for some reason and she has screwed up by filing for divorce. Even her own kids & mother can't stand her.
I am more woman that you'll ever have and more man than you will ever be.
GOD I love watching that bitch fall on a continuous loop :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
I think Donn is probably a really nice guy. At least that is the way he comes across. I hope he finds a nice, sweet, chubby woman to settle down with. Not a shrew who is obsessed with her figure, hair, money and work.
"Look, I bought myself a Rolex!" Words to shrink any man's ego.
Never seen this show, but that gif KILLED me! Hahahaha...I love how she's still smiling on the way down
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
Not only does Vicky look like a horse but she's insane. CRAZY HORSE. Who could stay married to that horse for 16 years?
Awwww, I like Donn, but Vicky is insane. I thought maybe they would bond by hating everybody else like they did by the end of last season.
Please God, let Alexis and Jim be next....
M. K. Only you can tell it like it T. I. IZZ
all the other Ho blogs are sugar coating it.
Dammn no one deserves his freedom at last
from BITCHY GUNVALSON more than Donn !
In the end people will forget what was said &
where you went & did all that remains and will
stay is how that person made you feel. Life is
to be lived and enjoyed today now and always.
M. K. every day I get my full dose of vitamin H
happiness just by visiting your blog and reading
your entries. Too funny and always brilliant Sir !
Sad.
All I know is that I truly hope Alexis and Jim Bellino meet their untimely demise next season. Make it happen, Bravo!
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Good for Donn!
I knew Vicki was anxious to "get out there" and fuck around, so I'm not surprised. I watched the first season of this mess and you could practically see Vicki licking her lips at all the dudes her delusional mind thinks she can pull. Don will be fine and I'm actually happy for him to get the hell out of there and find himself a woman who cares about him.
Vicki will be a drunken mess around her kids friends. I can see her inviting them into her hot tub now.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
@Evilshoe, I tried but he was really trying to get fuck out! Dang, he's cute.
@Evilshoe, I tried but he was really trying to get fuck out! Dang, he's cute.
That GIF is as good as the one when she got hit in the head with the football at Lake Havasu.
I thought they were already divorced! lol! oooook! congrats Donn!!! good for you!
Coma Caca!
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Why does Vicki taking a fall make me lol every time? I am a hateful bitch!
Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 5:22pm.
good for Donn, even if he has two "n"s in his name. Anyhow, my love tank is full cuz I met MK's boo today, the Silver Fox
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Did you tell him of MK's undying love for him?
whaaaaat? BUT VICKI WORKS! how is this even possible?
Vicki and Donn are the only remotely likable characters on the OC (yes, I do like Vicki a bit). The rest are either airhead plastic bimbos or creepy Taliban wifebeaters (Simon Barney and Jim Bellino, I'm looking at you). You just know Her Holiness the Most Christian Saint Alexis is praising Jesus over this shit...
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 5:43pm.
Guys you are forgetting Jena was a bitch the first season
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True, she was a bitch the first season. However, she was treated horribly by her ex husband and she just took it. I think she and Donn would not do that to each other.
They need to change the name from "Real Housewives" to the "Real Gold Digging Whores..."
I love Donn and hope he runs for the hills with the bag of money he will get in the divorce. He put up with her shit and was gracious about it. He (and I) seemed genuinely touched at their renewal ceremony.
Guys you are forgetting Jena was a bitch the first season. Once her own married soured, she seemed to become much more humble. Granted she could have been bitch b/c things at home were so bad. I felt bad for Jena when Vicki told off of Jena's money problems and Jena asking her for a loan which she denied. While I have gotten severly fucked over when it comes to lending friends with money, Vicki could have had Jena signed a promissory note and helped a friend out indeed.
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A great oak tree was just a lil nut that stood its ground.
Another one bites the dust.
"You thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me"
Meanwhile, Jeana's ex husband and Laurie's son bop in and out of jail. Tamra's rapey-eyed son will get there eventually. And I wouldn't be surprised if Alexis' meal ticket winds up in jail too. Come to think of it, Lynne's husband Frank seems dicey, with the evictions and shady business. Maybe the next spin-off will be Real Life Cons of Orange County.
One thing for sure... if Jeana and Donn became a couple, the smart thing would be to do no reality tv! Go have a private personal life.
Donn celebrate your freedom!!
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
maybe it'll be a vicki/tamrahhhhh hook-up instead!! & ita on jeanna being with donn.
*runs to google premiere date*
Like this is a big shocker.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
I saw this coming especially when it was announced that Tamra was divorcing. That just means two high strung cougars will be unleashed. Lord have mercy!
Vicki treated Donn like shit and I hope he finds someone else who can appreciate him. *fingers crossed for Jeana*
"Submitted by colt13 on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 4:58pm.
As much as I love these shows, it's not a jinx, but all reality shows. Couples need private time. And living on camera puts a stress that should not be there."
@colt13- thankies colt13!so true so true, what a strain to be always on :)
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"I am not a nugget!"- chicken
good for Donn, even if he has two "n"s in his name. Anyhow, my love tank is full cuz I met MK's boo today, the Silver Fox
Submitted by colt13 on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 4:24pm.
So this is why Jena is working out on "Thintervention" with Jackie Warner. She's getting ready to hop the fence and land on Donny.
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I actually like this idea.
If the housewives were like a romcom(you know, where those who hate each other start to love) Slade may be Vicki's next.
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Oooooh, juicy! I would die laughing if Vicki hooked up with Slade!
I *KNEW* this was going to be the headline on Dlisted for this story! Hahaha.
I'm actually kind of surprised by this... Vicki was a fucking BITCH to Donn for the first few seasons, but last season they seemed to have been back on the right track. They were all lovey-dovey again, and it *seemed* that Vicki realized how close she had come to losing him because she was sweet to him all season. But I suppose they did renew their vows, which seems to be the kiss of death...
Jeana hooking up with Don will make the next season worth while.
WHOOO HOOOO!
I always thought Jena and Donn would be good together!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 4:24pm.
So this is why Jena is working out on "Thintervention" with Jackie Warner. She's getting ready to hop the fence and land on Donny.
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I actually like this idea.
If the housewives were like a romcom(you know, where those who hate each other start to love) Slade may be Vicki's next.
Submitted by soulks on Tue, 10/19/2010 - 4:53pm.
now if only Vicki could get rid of the rest of the losers.
is RH a jinx? is Bravo?
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As much as I love these shows, it's not a jinx, but all reality shows. Couples need private time. And living on camera puts a stress that should not be there.
LOL @ that vid
now if only Vicki could get rid of the rest of the losers.
is RH a jinx? is Bravo?
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"I am not a nugget!"- chicken
Thanks MK you were the ONLY blog to pull out the LOVE TANK IS EMPTY - one of the greatest skank lines ever used. I don't hate her, she's a type A personality who works hard and God bless her she's going to be banging 27 year olds until the money runs out, Donn was a good guy maybe she divorced him because he couldn't spell is first name right? Who knows with those two crazy kids. He'll get a bag of loot as a going away present. Mazel!
Ahhhhhh she has no idea hes the best thing that she will ever get. Anything from here on out is just wanna be famous young buck douche bags!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Still love how Don had to get a room just because of her slumber party
So this is why Jena is working out on "Thintervention" with Jackie Warner. She's getting ready to hop the fence and land on Donny.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Like this is news MK, it was just a matter of when it would be made public. Im looking forward to the next season though...These are the original OG's, hence the Old....cant wait to see Tamara get divorced, I hope this season reveals that her husband is really gay and has been "TRYING" (key word here) to hide it by keeping his wife close to him and with him all the time. But he's out doing business an awful lot, wonder if that biz consists of tapping his feet in the bathroom stalls.
@Beakers Bitch, Jeanine isnt on the show anymore she's now on Thintervention.
@Snippy, you are so right, she tortures those kids, she actually has the best kids outta the bunch. Her daughter is cool and responsible and is going places in life, even her dicky son is better than the other whores kids.
A FAMILY VANNNN?!?!?!
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WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Pockmarked-faced bitch.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Run for freedom Donn!!
Too bad for her kids thought, because now she will be even more into their business.
Wow, I haven't seen the new season, but they seemed like they were doing a lot better. Watch Jeannie try to hop on that now.
I would like to see Donn go next door and start dating Jeanna, they make a nice couple. I would also like to see it shoved up Vikki's ass and let her work work work that one out.
Now she'll be free to hook up with her one true love: DEPUTY DOG!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON