Russell Simmons Thinks Courtney Love Is A Sweet Crackhead
Russell Simmons and Courtney Love are supposedly friends. You know, he OMs OMs OMs into the sky on a yoga mat while kissing the sun with his spirit animal (or whatever) and Courtney sits in the corner having a serious conversation with a hallowed Buddha statue about how she believes aliens abducted her real daughter and replaced her with an impostor (yes, Court thinks Invasion of the Body Snatchers is a documentary).
Even though Russell and Courtney have no problem touching nipples when they kiss on both cheeks in public, he still thinks the inside of her head looks like the community vom bin in a crack house. When Page Six asked Russell what he thought about Court Tweeting her crime scene nekkidness, he said:
"I think she is a sweet girl . . . It's probably exciting to be a crackhead, I wouldn't say I was a crackhead but I did smoke a lot of crack. I had fun smoking a lot of angel dust . . . Right now I'm a monk. I'm boring, I'm on a green juice fast at this moment so I'm a little high now. I had a double shot of ginger, which makes you a little flighty."
Now we have an explanation for Russell's marriage to Kimora.
And when Page Six told Courtney about what Russell said, she responded with:
"I'm fairly insulted that he associates me with that drug. What does that mean?"
It means you always act like a fucking crackhead. Damn. It's like we have to spell it out for her in crack smoke signals.
I love it on Cops when the officer tells the crackhead that they are acting kind of high and the crackhead says something like, "What do you mean I'm acting high? What do you mean I have the shakes? What do you mean my breath smells like death farted on my tonsils? What do you mean? What do you mean?" One of the first signs that you're dealing with a crackhead is a severe case of defensiveness.
But in all seriousness, Court has every right to feel insulted about being associated with that drug. Crack is whack. Now if Russell called her a cokehead or a Lokohead, that would be different.
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They're both nutters: one clearly out of her mind from years of abuses and the other from fasting till his brain cells have imploded.
Ok, some very confusing body language going on there. What the..??
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"She is fat and I am cross- eyed with bad skin. We all have flaws. Hers is the fatness."
he doesn't smoke crack anymore but he smokes pot and drugs are drugs, nothing wrong but i just hate double standards, he doesnt have any right but i guess is matter of power .
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I want some crack!
*chanting as always*
hey being an ex crackhead myself, I don't get offended cause all by that term it means is that you had an addiction...unfortunately it is o.k. to be labeled an alchoholic cause that doesn't mean you turned tricks for a bottle of Vodka(maybe some of you sluts did!) but that just shows how backwards are society is....more people die from alcohol and cigarettes (which are government thinks is AOK!!) than ALL the illegal drugs combined (including all these new fancy pills oxy's and whatnot)...but it is still a hell of a drug to kick and people judge the behavior of a person addicted to something that is WWAAYY bigger than them. CRack will take a conservative Republican grandmother and have her in stilletos and leather skirts turning tricks....sad thing is I have seen it....moral peopl go moraless quickly...it is a nasty ass drug and no one unless you have been addicted to it should make fun of it...(but I forgive you MK cause you are funnier than hell!)
Submitted by Terri on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 6:58pm.
I'm confused. Does he snort the ginger or eat the root? I have both in the kitchen and since it's Friday night, I may get wild and crazy, but won't have an upset tummy.
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I think he juiced it.
The Tortoise and the Hairbrained.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 12:13am.
Is it just my bad English
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Quit fishing for compliments,you know your English is excellent. :D
OT: LOL!!! I'm with Fucking Clever-Courtney Love strikes me as crazy whether she is on drugs or not. As for Russell Simmons,he is VERY high.
Is it just my bad English or is this guy not very eloquent, on top of being a titty-grabbing backstabber? Isn't he running a business of some sort?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Kind of rude to be all nice to her in public. I'm on her side for this one. She's not always wrong! He's the crackie, and a snobby one at that, which is worse than being a crackie under a bridge or whatnot. I don't like rich, lying SOBs.
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"You knoh that one dane't eat the yuks! Fie the whites. Mustah this out of one's face! Goodness me! Cheerio!"
-Madge, as interpreted by MK
I'm confused. Does he snort the ginger or eat the root? I have both in the kitchen and since it's Friday night, I may get wild and crazy, but won't have an upset tummy.
@Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 3:13pm
and smoking a lot of crack is what makes you a crackhead, Russell. Just because you are laying in fine silk furniture while you are smoking it doesn't make you any different from those who do it on the floor of a crackhouse.
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Thank you! I've heard a similar line of thought before from a crackhead. He was ADAMENT that he "wasn't some HEROIN junkie!" I just love how people draw lines between themselves and others in an effort to feel better about themselves while simultaneously condescending someone else.
Wouldn't it have been better for her to say that she feels insulted to be associated with *ANY* drugs?
simmons gives creepy old closet queens a bad name.
MUAH, Tigger! Exactly & gotta love Russell saying he's smoked a lot of crack but wouldn't call himself a CRACKHEAD! Anywho, crackies both and entertaining as all fuck, just too bad Courtney keeps fucking with her kids life publicly. And (((((((((HUG)))))
Tigger always keep me rolling while chugging on my Friday Heineken & healthy salad ;D
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 2:10pm.
"I'm fairly insulted that he associates me with that drug. What does that mean?"
It means he thinks you're a crackhead, crackie!
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maahahaa!! EXACTLY! And he actually LIKES her. Crackie should be grateful he gives 2 shits enough to give that fabulous response about her.
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I agree! Who the fuckedy fuck fuck fuck in gutter slut hell does this bitch think she is? How many mofo's high enough on 'ginger enemas' (or whatever the fuck fuckery this pot head thinks we'll buy) in Hollywood gonna call this virtual psychopath AND drugged out mess "sweet"...Roll this bitch in honey and cinnamon and she'd still come off as sweet as the aftermath of a hard core scat porn locale site...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 2:10pm.
"I'm fairly insulted that he associates me with that drug. What does that mean?"
It means he thinks you're a crackhead, crackie!
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maahahaa!! EXACTLY! And he actually LIKES her. Crackie should be grateful he gives 2 shits enough to give that fabulous response about her.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 2:10pm.
"I'm fairly insulted that he associates me with that drug. What does that mean?"
It means he thinks you're a crackhead, crackie!
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Ok, that comment made me LOL, but then I looked at your avie and imagined it comin' out of kitteh's mouf and got some serious giggles...And no, I'm not high...well, not very high...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Odd choice for a fag hag.
My favorite line on Cops is the most used one "That's not mine!" I loved this one guy who said he didn't have any drugs on him while a joint was resting between his head and ear. Oh Cops.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
russell simmons is another person who makes my skin crawl...he's added to my list...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
"I wouldn't say I was a crackhead but I did smoke a lot of crack."
This is one of my favorite quotes of the year. Thank you for this jewel, Russ.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 2:30pm.
"I wouldn't say I was a crackhead but I did smoke a lot of crack." HUH??
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That's my favorite part too. I bet Travolta uses it too. "I wouldn't say I'm gay but I did suck a lot of dicks and had steamy sex in saunas".
We can all thank Bill Clinton for that.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
No touchy the boobies! Were you raised in the ghetto or sumthin?!! HA! Like she minds.
I picture Courtney saying those exact words "I'm fairly insulted... What does that mean?" in between her taking hits off of the crack pipe.
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i never got the gay vibe from this ugly turd, but where there's smoke...and I guess one has to be gay indeed to fuck something as manly as Kimora.
and smoking a lot of crack is what makes you a crackhead, Russell. Just because you are laying in fine silk furniture while you are smoking it doesn't make you any different from those who do it on the floor of a crackhouse.
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Yeah she looks absolutely thrilled with him. And that's a really great quote for your daughters to read about you Russell.
epv,
What is that shit? I cracked up over the William Burroughs "homosexual activist" part. They must mean that he actively trolled for homosexuals. Burroughs was not the Gay Pride Parade type.
They forgot to mention that he shot his wife in the head (didn't Courtney play her in a biopic of Burroughs or some movie that has them in it?).
Haven't read "Naked Lunch" in awhile...
I'd be pissed if I were her too.
Why would he have the nerve to say she's a crackhead when she's clearly on heroin?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/22/2010 - 2:45pm.
epv,
What is that shit? I cracked up over the William Burroughs "homosexual activist" part. They must mean that he actively trolled for homosexuals. Burroughs was not the Gay Pride Parade type.
They forgot to mention that he shot his wife in the head (didn't Courtney play her in a biopic of Burroughs or some movie that has them in it?).
Haven't read "Naked Lunch" in awhile..
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Bjork, I took the link down because I thought it might offend some people here, plus its way out unconfirmed and defamatory (to say the least) content. I started Naked Lunch and never finished it. Anyway, did you scroll all the way down the page to see how someone brought in JonBenet Ramsey the topic? I read this one thing last night somewhere about Project Monarch - celebrities and butterfly tatts - and then its 3 hours later and I'm still finding the most way out shit I've ever seen. Just do this for a sec - go to Google, type 'MK ULTRA victims' and click images. I found another page I want to read here. Jeeezus!! Where is the BANJO music coming from?!
"I wouldn't say I was a crackhead but I did smoke a lot of crack." HUH??
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"What do you mean my breath smells like death farted on my tonsils? " fucking LOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
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Courtney you are an anylsists dream.
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Damn Crackney! Can't you just take a compliment and say thanks?
"I'm fairly insulted that he associates me with that drug. What does that mean?"
It means he thinks you're a crackhead, crackie!
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Ah, whatever, I still like that bitch. At least she's talented, which is more than we can say about 99% of Hollywood's hos. That said, I'm seriously on the fence if CLove is really on drugs. I think homegirl is NATURALLY crazy.
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I guess it doesn't bother her that EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET associates her with stupidity. At least this guy is giving her the benefit of the doubt in that cheap drugs are making her the way she is.
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My eyesight is getting blurry (must get those glasses that Demi has been wearing, which I swear she stole from Uncle Jun on "The Sopranos") because I thought I read "I'm a boring queen" and not "I'm boring, I'm on a green juice..." Simmons is so ghey it's not even funny.
Demi
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and he has the nerve? he doesn't smoke crack anymore but he smokes pot and drugs are drugs, nothing wrong but i just hate double standards, he doesnt have any right but i guess is matter of power .
ha! el comal le dijo a la olla
HA!! "that drug" She's not pissed that he thinks she is a junkie but the fact that its crack and not some high class shit offends her.
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
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