The Greatest Singuh In Da World Had Twin Boys!
At 11:11 and 11:12 am EST today, you might have heard two unicorn coos softly skipping along the wind outside. No, you didn't hear Bill Kaultiz's mating call, but I totally understand why you would think that. You heard the sounds of Celine Dion's twin boys entering this world! Yup, their first wet burps are totally going to go to #1 and #2 (respectively) on the adult contemporary charts.
People confirms that Celine and her 500-year-old husband René (insert the obligatory "they can share the same diaper changing table" comment here) became parents in Florida today for the second and third time. Celine's BABIES!!! showed up a little early so they are hanging out in an incubator for a while. This is the shit Celine's rep said:
"Celine, René and their son René-Charles are thrilled. One of the boys weighed in at 5 lbs., 4 oz., with the other at 5 lbs., 10 oz.Celine is resting now and they plan to discuss what to name the boys when she wakes up. René-Charles has been to the hospital to visit his brothers and is just so excited they are here."
NO NAMES!? How in the fuck can you birth out a baby statement and not give us the names? But my guess is that Celine and Pepaw René are going to name them René-Charlesier and René-Charlesest since they were most likely both born with a luscious waterfall mane of golden dreams on their head.
And I can't wait to see all of them on a SANS FARDS cover of 7 Jours.
• 
Why must she ALWAYS mug for the camera in such an annoying way?
Congrats to Celine and her children.
She is a class act.
***************************************
Facebook: Triston Negreaux
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe to Heaux Confessionals©
This pepaw and stick figure make me wanna throw up.
I pity Celine. She's probably NEVER had a good orgasm. Or a fulfilling sexual experience. Not mating with the Crypt-Keeper, at least.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sun, 10/24/2010 - 1:09am.
TWINS huh? Wow, what a surprise.
...=============
Cline did not make it a secret that she was having trouble conceiving, and was going through In-Vitro procedures. She spoke about it, unlike J.Lo, who denied her troubles.
*******************************************
Greedy little people in a sea of distress
Keep your more to receive your less
Unimpressed by material excess
Love is free love me say hell yes
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
LOL @ Rene-Rene
PS She is thin, but look at her arms. No matchsticks. I think she's just a skinny girl.
.
.
.
.
**************************
Bitch is introducing us to the double-handed DO NOT WANT!
Congrats to Rene for the two new great grand babies, cough, cough, kids.
=========
Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
She's crazy (and talented as hell), but she seems like such a genuine, sweet person. Good for her and her husband. Congrats.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
This duo has always repulsed me; I so don't care.
Pink and Panther
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Too old and ugly to be reproducing. Amazing the absolutely self-involvement some people have.
♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣
"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
I thought it was Heather McDonald in the pic.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 4:59pm.
Not bad weights for twins. And by the birth times you know it was a c-sec delivery unless she blew them out her platinum vajayjay like a machine gun.
__________________________________________________
Would a celebrity have anything else, but a c-section? She had a c-section with her first kid too and if you look at her, you can tell she would never survive normal delivery. She is all bones and no hips to speak of.
I'm guessing that MK is either being sarcastic (is that even possible?) or deliberately blasphemous, because The Greatest Singer In The World she most certainly is not. That place was taken long ago by Streisand. As far as I'm concerned, there is no comparing the two. Streisand's intelligence and subtlety shines through in her singing as much as Cion's madness and extravagance does in hers. Just saying.
------------------------------------------------------------
Who are you calling silly cow?
TWINS huh? Wow, what a surprise.
...
.
--------------------
"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by badwolf on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 6:32pm.
I wonder how René-Charles will react, he won't be the center of attention now.
___________________
He'll either turn to drugs or maybe drown himself in that Olympic sized water park they have in the backyard.
Congrats Ms. Celine. May Jean-Luc and Rene-Rene live long and prosper like their old man.
She farted out some kids. I'd trade her skinny genes even if I had to live w/having that face.
(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)
What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
I can't say anything negative about this....I just hope that she's healthy and so are the twins because while she has an impressive set of pipes, she doesn't look healthy at all...give that lady a burger!
-----------------------------------------------
If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Well, congratulations. :)
__________________________________________________
"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Awwww...he'll only be 150 when they graduate high school.
I forgot she was pregnant and I really could care less.
____________________________________________________________
"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
Did that Crypt-Keeper actually fertilize her? I think not.
When I watched her on Larry King I was like "Holy shit, somebody give her damn pills already!"
Ummm last I heard, she'd miscarried or similar :/
Good luck to her though, I guess.
********
"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by babybunny on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 6:30pm.
I remember her over the top appearance on Larry King after Hurricane Katrina...that was some classic shit...something about kayaks and I can't remember much else, but she bought the drama on big time
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
she was great! just for that moment, i cannot hate on her because she just was furious and hysterical and passionate and over-the-top and i agreed with everything she said! and no one else had the cojones to say it so, mazeltov celine,
http://dumpalink.com/videos/Celine-Dion-On-Larry-King-89a6.html
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
go bear.
WTG René, old man!:)WOW :)
I hope their names dont rhyme. :)
~~~=O_O=~~
"not she she with it's head up it's own ass"- Anthony Bourdain(describing a restaurant)
I hope they come up something like CELvin and RENato.
----
"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Firstly,the whole entry was perfection.
Secondly, I'm see I'm not the only one who pictures the MadTv skit whenever I see a picture of Celine.
OT: What a bizarre and frankly who gives a fuck, type of statement that was...
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
It had better be a baster job because I just can't bear to think of them actually doing it.
This summer, I saw a bunch of kids on the subway all wearing these t-shirts with the names of their graduating classmates from The Regis School here in NYC. The number of IVF twin and triplet same last names was astonishing...I'd say about 1 out of every fourth last name repeated.
She should name the twins Turkey & Baster.
I think she should name them Jack-Rene and Dawson-Rene since her heart will go ooooooooooooooooon.
**************************************
Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Pfffft. Frankenbabies for one, meaning there were more than 2 before "reduction". Plus, older fathers have a bigger chance of making babies with autism. Another celebrity mom who thinks she invented autism, in 3...2...
.
.
.
**************************
Bitch is introducing us to the double-handed DO NOT WANT!
I hope she names them Aubergine and Champignon.
Not bad weights at all for twins!
I bet she was dying for a girl, though.
And you KNOW "Rene" is going to in these names somewhere!
________________________________
Dark-sided!
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 5:00pm.
If she names these kids Rene-Michele or Rene-Luc, or Rene-anything, I am going to puke. But congrats on the kids to this extreme non sexy couple.
Co-sign.
**********
"I'm sick of layin' down alone/With this fever"
I wonder how René-Charles will react, he won't be the center of attention now.
I'm glad they're all doing ok, she really wanted them, will dote on them and can certainly afford as many kids as she wants. Congrats to her and René.
I remember her over the top appearance on Larry King after Hurricane Katrina...that was some classic shit...something about kayaks and I can't remember much else, but she bought the drama on big time...at least she did give half a shit about the people of New Orleans...I hope she donated money.
I thought her husband died???? No? Guess not...Well good for him for producing 2 more mini-baguettes before le grim reaper comes a callin'....(ain't I just a breath of fresh air)...
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
They can save by buying Pampers in bulk for three.
I thought that Robert Goulet was dead.
************************************************
“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
************************************************
Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 6:21pm.
I predict two French baby boy names! Jacques and Cousteau. Sound about right??
________________
That actually would be pretty cool, stunt names that don't make my eyes roll.
Those poor babies! Imagine having that self-righteous, anorexic witch for a mother. Needless to say they will have to spoonfeed their father in a couple years. Not sure why these two wanted kids unless it was for replacement parts since they are both going to need them soon.
I am more woman that you'll ever have and more man than you will ever be.
I predict two French baby boy names! Jacques and Cousteau. Sound about right??
________________
I Love You More
________________
good for them. I am glad everyone is healthy.
*******************************************
Greedy little people in a sea of distress
Keep your more to receive your less
Unimpressed by material excess
Love is free love me say hell yes
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
Darn, I'll have to exchange the pink feedbags for blue.
Congrats. Celine is not my favourite singuh but she deserves two healthy baby sons.
wait a min Ive never even seen a pic of her pregnant with the twins?! Seems like just yesterday she announced she was pregnant
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
Congrats to Rene and Celine. They make it work.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan