Tuesday, October 26th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 25th!
The Taylor Momsen guitar comes with do your own bad choices in legwear and eye makeup; contact her mother for the illegal purchase of Marlboro accessories. - howdareyou
Runners-up:
Courtney Love's opening act...Hoping she'll be paid with doll parts - Hondezgirl
This was the only way Jennifer Aniston could get a man to put his arms around her. - lazee
via PIU
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Congratulations to all!
Thanks, vern!!
Good job all you funny sluts!
We're in the Golden Age of WHORES (YAY!!!) - MK
whoa that is really creepy. Good job winners!
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Great job all you flesh-geetarists!
shout out to jazzy who had some verra funny caps!
*chanting as always*
nice job you funnay sluts!
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Madge Guitars :for all you young boys who want to play an old stretched out guitar.
Tommy Girl misunderstood when Katie demanded he work on his fingering.
Behind the music: Britney Spears. The show WILL go on.
Looking to expand her audience, Lady Gaga's handlers finally teach her the guitar.
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"You knoh that one dane't eat the yuks! Fie the whites. Mustah this out of one's face! Goodness me! Cheerio!"
-Madge, as interpreted by MK
I don't think this is what Jimi Hendrix had in mind when he wrote "Electric Lady Land."
An image inside Tom Cruise's head of how he perceives Bella and Conner, aka "not Suri"
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
Where do you plug in the jack?
Now That's What I Call Music 9 (and three quarters!)!!
Fender reluctantly released photos it's prototype for the Polanski line of guitars.
daamn this puter!
*chanting as always*
LOL Texndoc!!
(and double the clothes)
*chanting as always*
The Pope will finally take up an instrument.
Phil's craigslist ad:
Used axe for sale, can't seem to tune it right. Tried everything yet still, my guitar gently weeps.
20$ obo
Alternate Universe: Axl Rose looks healthy and has a head full of hair- Oh wait, I don't like this universe- They're selling Adolescent Britney Spears Guitars.
tavi's band
God has finally smiled upon America by taking away Courtney Love's inability to enliven us through song.
an earthquake south of a girls guitar is just another good vibration...
Torso Momsen:
Half the mascara and double the talent.
Just don't ask where the whammy bar is.
The long-awaited follow up to Mattel's wildly popular "Mary-Kate Xylophone"
Recently leaked picture of Kristen Stewart's audition for "The Runaways"
Its nice to see taylor momsen make something of herself
Les Paul - the lonely years
Pluck Me.
Introducing Heather Mills little sister.
Oh wow, Madam Tussauds just added LesBieber.
Since the girl next door wouldn't play with him, he made his own girl that he could play.
"Guitar Whore-o"
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
If the Venus de Milo had in holes and out holes, she'd wear this outfit!
Hemmingway would spin in his grave if he heard about the musical version of A Farewell To Arms.
Craigs Liszt - Don't fret, this young pickup gives great headstock, you're guaranteed to nut when you're in the saddle - sorry, no plectrum play.
I take everything I said about Momsen back. Panda IS bad ass-less.
This was the only way Jennifer Anniston could get a man to put his arms around her.
Venus de Miley
John Mayer plays the ab guitar to conceal his love for the skin flute.
Introducing the latest version of Kohl's equal opportunity mannequins - out of the chair and ready to rawk!
This is what happens when you let Les Paul customize a Real Doll.
Activision's Guitar Pedo: Warriors of C Block has a small but fervent following.
Learning to play her wasn't as hard as introducing her to his parents.
*chanting as always*
Learning to play her wasn't as hard as introducing her to his parents.
*chanting as always*
Christina Aguillera will be COMING OUT with an acustic album in 3...2...1...
*chanting as always*
I understand this is the revised, tweener model. He had to change the original "COCO" model because his fingers kept getting stuck in the camel toe.
*chanting as always*
Now anyone can play Taylor Swift!
Fell in love with a..... girl?
Madonna's guitar playing EXPOSED.
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Dark-sided!