A Built-In Murf Presented To You By Roshumba

At last night's For Colored Girls premiere in NYC, Roshumba, a model type who's also a judge on that She's Got The Look mess, showed up looking like her asshole was trying to play a game of Hongray Hongray Hippo with her dress. Wearing Mrs. Brady's honeymoon outfit out in public is one thing, but wearing a dress that sucks to your nalgas and makes those around you think that your no-no could suck the mole off of Blake Lively is another. The only thing I have to say about this is, where did Roshumba get that dress, because Gay Al Reynolds is going to want one in every damn color.

Here's a few more pictures from last night's premiere which doubled as the Super Bowl of eyebrow game. In order: Roshumba and her "look at this power bottom" dress, Janet Jackson with ~~her piece~~ guest, Thandie Newton, Macy Gray, RUBY DEE!!!!, Ashford & Simpson, Phylicia Rashad, Loretta Devine and Patti LaBelle.

Fame Pictures, Wireimage, Wenn.com

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Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 7:04pm.

Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 7:07pm.
LOL @ " as yet uncaught serial killers".

Yes, I did. To me she will always be sweet Natalie McIntyre,who didn't like to speak,much less sing! She was majoring in screenwriting at USC's (not UCLA) Cinema-TV school when an agent saw her performing as Bessie Smith in a campus variety show, and hired her to sing jazz in a nightclub. Natalie was quite popular with film and music students because she was talented. She was also painfully shy,eccentric, intelligent,modest, and unaware that many guys,gay and straight, were impressed by her, including my college sweetheart. He was also a film student (most of my friends were) participating in that spring show;he more or less booted her onstage. Wonder who has that duty now,LOL. I saw Natalie at an alumni function a few years ago; she's the same person with a flamboyant look.
I understand that her voice is downright odd-her real gift is for writing, imho. Still, I hate it when people put her down;save the hate for the famewhores without talent. And fuck Ashton Kutchner for punking her.

Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 5:44pm.

Submitted by A.cotw

Wow, you went to college with Macy Gray? I went to school with some I'm-very-sure-as-yet uncaught serial killers.

Ruby Dee is the shit; she's like "Fame" in that she's gonna live forever.

Submitted by vidz on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 1:16am.

Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 2:01pm.
Thandie Newton reminds me of an older black version of Miranda Cosgrove...... sorta...

Thandie Newton's skin is RIDICULOUS! And I totally get the Miranda Cosgrove thing. But you, my friend, are watching waay much Disney channel.

Also this is a long time coming, but if that's you in your avie, you're completely gorgeous and adorable.

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Submitted by gucci on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 11:51pm.

ok imma bring out my (black)great grandma's blood and give my opinion straight down the line on these ladies:

Ashford and Simpson: these two have not left the 80's and judging from Mr. Ashford's hairline, scary contacts and obvious botox they never will. but whenever i see them i smile. why? because they've been together for close to 40 years and it looks as though they are still "solid as a rock!"

Rashumba: loved her in the 90's. not only because she was gorgeous and lived in my old "hood" but she totally sported the short "fro" and wasn't perming it for anyone. loved her for that. but the dress here is killing me. and i'm sorry to say she's not aging well.

Janet J: Gorgeous woman but the haircut and plastered on hair gel is as ghetto as it gets.

Ruby Dee: love that silver white hair and i'm also lovin that she hasn't had any plastic surgery and isn't afraid to take an open mouth photo and just be out right silly. love her

Phylicia Rashad: shit what can i say? there is only one other black woman in the world that looked better than her and that was my great grand mamma when she was a young woman!

Thandie: gorgeous as always. but the dress does nothing for her.

Macie Gray: ALL OF YOU THAT DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT HER GO TO HELL! i love this woman always have always will. i especially loved her in training day when she played a crackhead! funny damn scene!

Loretta Divine: she almost always looks a hot mess but i'll give her a pass because she's funny as hell and is always smiling.

Patte Labelle: she looks great and as always her makeup is flawless. but i've seen better dresses at target. big mistake. big. huge. as julia roberts would say!

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Submitted by Chickenhead McH... on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 9:21pm.

that's janet's nephew. she said on gma yesterday that she was taking him as her date. he's very mj'ish. singer/dancer/entertainer/etc. i'll be interested in seeing what he brings to the stage.

Submitted by scisan60 on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 8:36pm.

where do these colored girls shop? Kohls has better shit on their clearance racks...I love me the 30% off...10 dollar gift card at Kohls.

Submitted by DLucyAnn on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 8:06pm.

Looks like she's mooning people and that head piece looks too Terminator-ish for me.

Note to Wino: check out Ms. Rashad -- THIS is how you wear a ballet slipper.

I thought Janet's guest looked a little too much like Jermaine.

@ McNightmare -- great A&S stuff; my favorite is "So Satisfied"

Ruby Dee ROCKS!

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Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:51pm.

I saw a production of this years ago on PBS. The best art was Alfre Woodard, "Somebody just took all my stuff!"

If they didn't put her in the film, someone goofed!

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:28pm.

I don't know why, but I love Loretta Divine...she didn't take shit from NO one on "Boston Public."

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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:19pm.

Thandie is soooo beautiful. Flawless.

Re: The ass. *sigh* I am half Black and half Hispanic and I got seriously gypped in the ass department. It's round and cute, but not as big as I want. I'm totally jealous of glutally endowed people.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 5:03pm.

Thandie Newton is an absolute SWAN! GORGE! Not crazy about those shoes, but when you are that GORGEOUS and elegant....you can get away with a lot...JELLY H8 her 4evah!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 4:59pm.

What's with the butt dress? Is that some ghetto shit from Shehe by Shereehe? That's the cheapest ass ghetto thing I've ever seen. Ugh, I don't even want to think of the ghetto ass mess that shit is going to inspire....
*making self butt dress with hole cut out for for tiger tail* Ohhhh, yeah...Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout...HWAT!

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Submitted by gia on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 4:31pm.

Damn, Thandie Newton has some seriously gorgeous flawless skin!!

Submitted by Infamous on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 2:52pm.

thats a colored girl no-no

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Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 2:08pm.

I think that dress is cute.

Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 1:45pm.

Submitted by mike on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by WinnieT on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 11:58am.
For coloured women?? The fuck?

It's based upon a book published in the '70s. What's going to happen, though, is that all of a sudden certain people are going to think it's an okay word to use.
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The old people in ND say it all the time, unfortunately. I remember working with this older white CNA who I loved to death and we got along great but then she started telling me about this "lovely colored girl" I reminded her so much of... All I could do was sigh; happily though we were close enough that she realized that wasn't the best termonlogy to use and apologized immediately. Can't fault her, per se; when you live in a state where blacks make up less than 1% of the population there certainly are worse things to be called...

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Submitted by ewlulu on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 1:20pm.

Macy Grey (I am guessing the one in the purple with the random dye job...) has a massive booger in her nose.

Ashford and Simpson should be in Twilight or True Blood or something...got them vampire eyes.

Janet is turning into a man.

That ass-flap dress looks like some sort of prosthetic device from the front.

Thandi and Phylicia are the only two who look like they tried.

I saw a commercial for this, looks crap.

Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 1:17pm.

that's a belt conformed to her ass wtf

Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 1:16pm.

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 1:54pm.
@ Tequila

squats squats squats.. lift the booty. and other weight bearing exercises! works!
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I had read that squats with weights could reshape your behind and loard knows I need some reshaping.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown

Submitted by SoulTaker on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:39pm.

WHOA Phylicia Rashad is utterly gorgeous.

Love her.

Submitted by cprincess on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:36pm.

Look like International Male is still clothing the Ashford of Ashford and Simpson...
Janet Jackson must be getting heavy again or shes getting a head start on Halloween-I saw her in Crate and Barrel couple years ago -very dumpy,crap skin and just seemed generally weird...
Where is Kerry Washington- I though she was in this movie-I love her...
I have no idea who Rotumba is but shes looks like a pain in the ass and Im bored with this post now....

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by SoulTaker on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:36pm.

Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 10/26/2010 -

I wish I had a butt like that. Mine is flat as a pancake

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I feel your pain. :(

I've even considered buying a pair of those padded booty panties, seriously.

~a fellow flatass

Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:35pm.

Miss Ruby Dee & Miss Phylicia can teach Roshumba how to dress and tell Janet's son to get her duster off the floor. Carry it like a train, kid.

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Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:31pm.

Thandie Newton reminds me of an older black version of Miranda Cosgrove...... sorta...

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Submitted by thegoodlife on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:30pm.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:09pm.

Not sure if it's true, but apparently he knocked up some stripper from a popular Atlanta strip joint.

Submitted by SoulTaker on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:29pm.

Macy Gray looks like a transvestite window licker

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:27pm.

Roshumba's dress is making me wanna pluck my wedgie that I don't have..

Submitted by jim on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:25pm.

AND SOMEONE TELL "MRS. NASTY" THAT FUCKING HAIRCUT LOOKS LIKE SHIT!

Submitted by jim on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:24pm.

FOR COLORED GIRLS? REALLY?

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:24pm.

@ Tequila

squats squats squats.. lift the booty. and other weight bearing exercises! works!

Submitted by Zambonie on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:22pm.

what the eff is a MURF?

Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:21pm.

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 1:39pm

I wish I had a butt like that. Mine is flat as a pancake.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown

Submitted by mcnightmare on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:19pm.

ruby dee is gorgeous, and i love her silver hair.

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Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:18pm.

Phyllicia Rashad: GORGEOUS.A Goddess.
Thandie Newton:cute,very talented
Janet Jackson:lucky
Macy Gray:(Natalie McIntyre) A very gifted songwriter,screenwriter, classical/jazz pianist,and one of the nicest chicks I went to college with. She became a singer by accident...what a night!
Those flamboyant outfits are for her public persona; in real life she always dressed like a rich librarian with long straightened hair in a ponytail.Whispered at all times.

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:14pm.

c'mon people..."for colored girls..." was a popular book and a play back in the 70's...google that shit before getting up in arms about "coloured" and feeling like you're being left out of something...
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:10pm.

Ashford looks like the black Paul Mitchell. Reebie's son is handsome. You DListers have me searching for traces of Debarge in his face.

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:09pm.

Thandie Newton is just simply beautiful.

Roshumba's dress is super fug but she has a fabulous ass.

Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:04pm.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:02pm.

Re: that hideous dress.Although it's technically one garment, it was designed to be seen as underpants. Is that the female version of bustin' a sag? Hey Roshumba (and all you chonie showers): I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR. YOUR GRANNY PANTIES, THONGS, BOXERS, TIGHTY WHITIES, JOCKSTRAPS, NO UNDERWEAR!! Can we please go back to leaving our underwear under our clothes? I stood in back of a guy at the bank last week who might as well have been nude. His pants were around his thighs and his slinky transparent boxers left nothing to the imagination. Does everyone else like this and I'm missing something?

"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 11:50am.

Thandie Newton is insanely gorgeous! I also love Phylicia. I liked Janet's haircut when I first saw it, now I'm having second thoughts.

Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 11:47am.

Sorry Roshumba, your bod is bangin but that outfit looks like it's made out of wet towels and wash cloths. Oh, and you have your top on backwards.

Phylicia is divine and I love Macy's crazy ass, even sporting a big coke boogie.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 11:41am.

Actually, it's based on a play. I've read it, but for the life of me I can't imagine it as a movie...

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For coloured women?? The fuck?

It's based upon a book published in the '70s. What's going to happen, though, is that all of a sudden certain people are going to think it's an okay word to use.

Submitted by PinkPostIt on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 11:41am.

Macy Gray has a coke boogie.

Submitted by Dgrin on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 11:36am.

what is up Macy's nose cave? a bat or a white rhino?

Submitted by chocopuffs on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 11:35am.

when I read the book I imagined many shades of skin not only black

Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 11:33am.

I am actually surprised that Janet's foray into endorsing fur for Blackglama has not gotten any heat from PETA and others yet.

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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 11:33am.

Does anyone else sing out "Solid...solid as a rock!" when they read the words Ashford and Simpson? Instant reaction I have.

Submitted by chocopuffs on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 11:33am.

roshumba looked pretty smart but with those undies over her head and outside her skirt, hell to tha no!

and then they are promoting for colored girls only?
umm! since when only black girls are colored?
I" thought when you use "colored" is for everybody but whites, I 'm so glad oprah is out because she messed up with a lot of perceptions, she took to many titles that didn't belong to her, I mean is all good but don't get all in our face by saying for colored girls only" meaning only certain black girls are going to see this movie ? somebody ?
I need answers may be I'm very wrong.

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Ari: Why are you sitting like that? What are you wearing, a butt plug?

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"Use plenty of latex safe silicone lubricant when using this and don't forget to use some to shine your fisting glove like I have here."

Submitted by Dgrin on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 11:32am.

Janet looks amazing!

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Submitted by borg queen on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:38pm.

Ashford & Simpson have been married for a long time. Meanwhile I always thought he looked quite ghey....

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NOOOOO!!!!! They are SOLID!

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