Wednesday, October 27th 2010

Presented Without Comment: Kim Zolciak SANS Wig

Posted by: Michael K


Vern's picture

Why was Phaedra's hubby in jail? why is he smarter than Phaedra?

*chanting as always*

I need more cowbell's picture

When my Dr. put me on thyroid meds that were too low I started losing my hair. Only after he increased the dosage did it stop coming out in clumps. Don't know why in the hell she is still smoking if she had a cancer scare but there are plenty of people in the hospital that can tell you that they wish they had!

I am more woman that you'll ever have and more man than you will ever be.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 1:10am.

I agree with you 100%. I don't get it. I mean if her hair was too thin or patchy or had bald places, I could see why. But she has plenty. It's not a different "kind" of hair. If she wants the bottle-blonde hair, just dye it!

Maybe it's part of the creepy Barbie image she wants. To be a plastic person, you need fake hair.

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Submitted by HoityToity on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 1:02am.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 12:53am.
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Thanks Hoity! Now I'm fixated on this hair situation. After all her talk of receding hairlines and thinning due to medication etc, it's weird to see a picture of her with thick hair (although God knows that is one of the worst trailer park dye-jobs I've ever seen). So what's the deal? Why would a physically healthy early-30's female try to cover up a reasonable head of hair by wearing a wig all the time? I can't figure it out.
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 12:53am.
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Baby girl, I love you and enjoy reading your postings too : )

Submitted by HoityToity on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by jackie on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 9:02pm.

...i imagined her having random bald spots or a receding hairline...

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We still don't know that if that is not the case--with the bald spots and the receding hairline, I mean. For all we know, bitch probably had on her "nighty night wig" just to fake us out!
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Hi Hoity! I love reading your assessments.

What I heard about Kim is that originally she tried to claim she had a cancer scare, then claimed she had a thyroid condition, all as an excuse as to why she was wearing a wig. My question is: if you had a cancer scare, why the hell are you still smoking like a chimney? Nothing that comes out of her mouth makes sense. I remember her talking about taking thyroid medication and how it caused her to lose her hair, and I thought BITCH PLEASE. I've been on thyroid medicine and it had no effect on my hair (my skin, nails, period etc yes, but not hair). I really think Kim Z is a pathological liar who wouldn't know the truth if it smacked her in the botoxed face.
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Submitted by jackie on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 9:02pm.

...i imagined her having random bald spots or a receding hairline...

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We still don't know that if that is not the case--with the bald spots and the receding hairline, I mean. For all we know, bitch probably had on her "nighty night wig" just to fake us out!

vidz's picture

Kim looks good. But for the life of me I dont know why a person with thick healthy and yes, very good hair choose to wear such ugly wigs.

Also how the fuck are those pictures private until they have a high-res surveillance cam mounted over their bed? Also her hair is SO blown and moussed in the pic, no way it was candid. How stupid do these dumbasses think we are?

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ScarfnBarf's picture

They both have jaundice.

Whatever's picture

Private? What a joke. This woman does everything for the press.

z-listed's picture

Why is she still wearing those fakey-fake looking wigs? Looks like her real hair could be styled into a cute pixie cut.

"I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE INEVITABLE NENE AND PHAEDRA SHOWDOWN."

Oh yes,yes,YES!!! That will probably fry my DVR. I'd better plan on watching in real time from now on!

(team Nene)

Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 9:45pm.
I liked how Kim was trolling for dick at The White Party (note to Poopele and that ass from SD: not THAT kind of White Party). It was gayer than a Scientology all-male retreat yet there was Kim, bobbing for peen. I guess when you're golddigging on old, flabby flesh like Big Poppa's, you lose what tiny little sense you have and go crazy over any man under 40 who's swirling around you in Daisy Duke shorts AND WHO IS GAY! Bitch, you're at a Gay Pride Event and all like, "Wow, they're so into me; it's a big candy store, who am I going to fuck?"f No one, Kim, no one.
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One of the most nauseating parts of Monday's episode was when her parents came over and the old man was giving her crap about not going to church, but then started praising Big Poppa. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I can't even imagine what my Roman Catholic parents would do if I was not only screwing a married father, but living off of him. It was obvious after only a few minutes that her father is just as big a famewhore as she is. Sad.
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I liked how Kim was trolling for dick at The White Party (note to Poopele and that ass from SD: not THAT kind of White Party). It was gayer than a Scientology all-male retreat yet there was Kim, bobbing for peen. I guess when you're golddigging on old, flabby flesh like Big Poppa's, you lose what tiny little sense you have and go crazy over any man under 40 who's swirling around you in Daisy Duke shorts AND WHO IS GAY! Bitch, you're at a Gay Pride Event and all like, "Wow, they're so into me; it's a big candy store, who am I going to fuck?"f No one, Kim, no one.

beakers bitch's picture

I can't see why anybody, male or female would want to be with Kim. She's fake, narcissistic, vapid, annoying, superficial, a chronic liar, and drama junkie.

Bjork You's picture

Sheree doesn't go to restaurants that have ketchup bottles on the table.

Nene messed her nose up. It was big, but it suited her big face, and I'm really not being bitchy.

Her surgery was totally usurped by Phaedra. I bet that baby is dying to get out of her. Poor thing has to listen to her bullshit when the cameras are off.

Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 4:18pm.
Did anyone watch that hot mess on Monday? Phaedra is to die for!!! Where do I start? With last week's lingerie-in-the-kitchen outfit? Her version of the Kentucky Derby ("I'm an equestrian")? That baby shower alone can keep me writing for DAYS. The rhinestones on her eyelids. The roses in her hair. The mandatory wearing of hats and gloves. The ballerinas. Dwight getting his makeup done. Dwight and Phaedra's dance of death.

That model is gorgeous and had some funny comments. Kandi continues to grow on me.

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE INEVITABLE NENE AND PHAEDRA SHOWDOWN.
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LOLOLOL - you're so right. The baby shower was hands-down some of the best reality show fuckery in ages. The close-ups of Kim's face during the "dance sequence" were priceless. I also agree that the model (Cynthia?) is gorgeous (and her man gets props for not killing Fakedra and Dwayne in the limo). I've always liked Kandi and am liking her even more now, but the one who's surprised me the most so far is Sheree. She was throwing out some hilarious one-liners on Monday night.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".

she actually looks better. i imagined her having random bald spots or a receding hairline but no, she looks fresh and natural. the fuck is wrong w/ her. her and britney spears should trade hair stylists pronto.

Wait, why does she wear wigs if her hair is fine and healthy? WHY?

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is that a pic of Kim without her precious wig on?! Heads will roll for this shit!

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Why isn't this listed under "stunt lesbians" ?

"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"

Oh look, it's the lezzie version of Demi and Ashton. All they need are some hipster glasses.

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Bjork You's picture

Revealing private photos to the public. Fiddley dee! That is something a proper Southern lady would ever do, so sayeth Phaedra, the hybrid byproduct of Jon Benet Ramsey and a Botox-lipped Ewok.

Deb's picture

Excuse me while I grab a couple of Brawnys to clean the projectile vomit off of my computer screen.
I hate that I know who these people,(especially KZ) are.
I must say, MK gives us an education here. On "Jeopardy!" today, the category had two movies by the same star, and one had to guess the star. "Twilight(something)" and "The Runaways" came up, and it is ONLY because of Dlisted that I knew to say, "Who is Kristin Stewart?".
So thanks, MK. I think...;)

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Charles Manson

Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 6:30pm.
Spoken like a true beauty. Cappy, you hot egghead,some of us need help to look halfway decent.

Dgrin's picture

what a fool, I can see a full set of healthy hair, much an improvement,

toni's picture

Is Kim the one filming 'cause I dont think that looks like her at all. How stupid do these reality idiots think the rest of the world is? 2 queefs in bed supposedly sleeping, did a ghost take the pics?

Tigerlilly's picture

You know it true love when yo fake as diamonelle, desperate for scrag ass fame, deisel dyke side piece tell da world, 'it don't matter mah bitch wear a wig'...

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 6:14pm.

Nobody can keep shit to themselves anymore. Separately, Kim should toss the wig. Can't believe how many people have distorted views of themselves to be fake-erizing everything when they're perfectly fine already. Loosing faith in peeps, I really am.

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Uhhhhh, who took the pic of them "canoodling" in bed? And why? Boy, the famewhore train can't stop won't stop!

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

mike's picture

I'm dumbfounded. Why would anyone even assemble such a book?

Keshiakola's picture

I'm confused. That's Kim, "I've been chasing dick since I came out of the womb" Zolciak?

I don't watch RHWO-xyz, so maybe fans know better.

But that's a pretty BOLD statement. My feelings are mixed up right now. It's like finding out santa isn't real. Ok, I know he's not real, but still. The same effect.

Night Owl's picture

I don't see the story at the links?

NovaNightly's picture

Grossness!!!

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suckandfuck's picture

Can hardly stand this piece of shit BUT I have to admit, her wigless pic doesn't look too bad. She can use it when she butches up and goes full time muff diving.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

QueenVelveeta's picture

PUT THE NYLON WIG BACK ON!!!!!

Kerfuffles's picture

What's the point of dyeing your hair if you're just gonna wear a wig anyways? Also, does anyone remember that hilarious article MK posted a few months ago where Kim Z shared her haircare tips with us? El oh el.

cripbabe's picture

jt

WTF IS THIS SHIT - I'M TRYING TO EAT!!

btw, a "private love album" in InTouch?? damn that 'ho is shameless...

babybunny's picture

def. not the same woman...no wonder she thought Kim was beautiful, cause those are not the same woman...and thanks for keeping your private love album private...no one really wants to know about that hot mess Kim anyhow...thanks for sharing!!

Big Bertha's picture

That doesn't look like Kim Z.

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Night Owl's picture

Why does she wear a wig? She looks better without the doll hair.

Kim is straight. Anything for attention. I think her wigs look stupid. But she is no dummy. She always has a lot of money for someone with no talent, work ethic, job, etc. Maybe she is a Kardashian cousin. Same useless whorishness.

shandi's picture

Is that supposed to be Kim in both pics? Because the blondes in both pics do NOT have the same nose.

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Husbands_and_Wives's picture

Kim will fuck anybody with some change in their pocket.

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Kabee's picture

Ok, so the pic on the bottom is her sans wig...I think she looks much better! She doesn't look like herself. And yes I know that's a total backhanded compliment.

salacious's picture

I've never watched that show but I know all there is to know from MK.

How romantic... "Imagine Me & You" was probably based on them.

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Eddie's picture

eeeeks

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Ewwwwwwwww....Spicey is right. Who's the 3rd in this sammich?

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frostedfetus's picture

With THAT dike haircut under there was anyone really surprised when she got all licky licky split?

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christine the hoff's picture

what am I looking at here???

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PinkPostIt's picture

Now I want to vomit.