Charlie Sheen Did Not Terrorize A Call Girl, He Terrorized A Porn Star
The naked trick who locked herself in a bathroom out of fear that Charlie Sheen would bring harm upon her by making her watch a full episode of Two and a Half Men has been IDed as 22-year-old fuck film star Capri Anderson (government name: Christina Walsh).
Capri is not only known as the latest piece who has stared into Charlie's engorged coke eyes, but now she's known as the porn star who has starred in some of the most boringly named movies ever (examples: Damn She's A Lesbian, Until There Was You, Meow, Girlz Town, and Matt's Models 11). Well, now that she's linked to Charlie Sheen she can dazzle up her resume a bit by starring in movies called Twelve and a Half Inches, Hot Shots! Part Doo Doo (do not ask what that one's about), Sugarwall Street, Eight Men In, Peentoon, etc...
TMZ says that Capri and Charlie met for the first time on Monday night for dinner with a bunch other people at Daniel. Denise Richards stopped by for a quick second but the flaming foolery blasting from the table was too much for her to deal with so she jumped onto the evacuation slide and went back to The Plaza. Flash forward to Charlie's freakout...
Capri told police that Charlie didn't accuse her of stealing his wallet as has been reported, he thought she took one of his expensive watches. Even though Capri denied snatching his watch (cut to her snatch spitting out his watch hours later as Capri cackles), Charlie still went on a rampage. Capri's story is that she didn't take anything belonging to Charlie. Capri is also telling friends that Charlie never paid her to get nekkid ass nekkid and she doesn't appreciate that she's been painted as a leased whore.
Wait. So Capri wants people to know that she was willing to suck on Charlie's soft serve cokey cock for FREE?! Like, no dinero exchanged? Since Charlie was allegedly coked up like Parasite Hilton's pussy, it might have taken Capri hours upon hours to get Charlie's peen semi awake. And she was going to do that without him passing her a white envelope across the dresser?! I can't look at you anymore, Capri!
Just when I was about to give her the nickname CAPRI SUN, the bitch puts a dark cloud over all us whores. I wouldn't care if the police threw me in the hooker pen for committing acts of prostitution whoring. Sitting on the concrete floor in a cold cell is better than admitting to giving Charlie Sheen an on-the-house-fuck.
There's more pictures of Capri (NSFW) at her website. Do not click if you're going to have Quaker's Strawberries & Cream Instant Oatmeal for breakfast.
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lmfao at the strawberries and cream pix on her website after what MK said I just had to look..
The moral of the story- never get on the merry go round of ‘this is my dream come true fantasy ride’ unless you at least have a spare $12 000 bill firmly lodged between the crevices of your nostrils, after all some rides are best left alone if you don’t have the credit on hand.
At least Capri had the decency to keep her knickers on...at least this time
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/10/coco-sheens-ho-capri-anderson-de...
Well at least Charlie sticks to type. He's always had a thing for ugly whores.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 5:17pm
Hey OC,
Just throw 'em in a blender with a little ice and tequila. Works everytime ;)
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Thansk for the tip!
22? LOL
Geez, I know that I look like a fetus by comparison to most people my age, but I've seen age appropriate 22 year olds.
This is not it.
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Submitted by LA on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 10:05am.
I see Charlie Sheen's PR machine is working hard. The very first reports were that Sheen locked her in a closet, but now the story has been sanitized that she locked herself in the bathroom. It may be a subtle difference on the surface, but legally, the difference is huge, i.e., a kidnapping charge for Sheen.
Carlos needs to give his team a bonus for this one.
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Thank you, saved me a much wordier post.
Sugarwall street. Heh. Heh.
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What's criminal is that he messed up the Eloise suite!
The Eloise suite, Charlie?
For those of you unaware, the suite is based on the childrens' book character, Eloise, who lives at The Plaza.
When you get the Eloise suite, it means you requested it. Usually people with children ask for it b/c the hotel gives them the whole Eloise experience taking them on a tour of NY where Eloise had gone, and even delivering meals Eloise ate. This means Charlie got the room b/c he was with his kids. Disgusting.
Submitted by Oaxchick on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 5:05pm.
I just took a quick second to look at her website and I should have taken MK's advice, she just ruined strawberries for me (well at least for the next 2 hours).
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Hey OC,
Just throw 'em in a blender with a little ice and tequila. Works everytime ;)
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
@bookworm I agree Charlie has no respect for his children sad disgusting asshole.What a great guy denise Richards picked to be the father of her children.
I just took a quick second to look at her website and I should have taken MK's advice, she just ruined strawberries for me (well at least for the next 2 hours).
This girl is an idiot if she thinks she is not a whore. Charlie has been paying for sluts like this his whole life.
What's the point getting rich if you just give it all back in drugs...shrinks...lawyers...& child support?
His life is an unenviable wreck.
BTW...The porn chick is a serious butterface.You paid what to have her come over!?!
There's no honor among sluts any more. These skanks are only looking for fame.
SHOCKING. It's now being reported that he ordered her thru a "service " and was to pay her 12k for the evening. The fight had something to do with him wanting to fuck her before he paid her. Then they did some more coke and then he went crazy on her. She failed to mention all the cocaine and the fact that she's a hooker to the cops when they showed.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 9:49am.
LOOOOOOOOL
And it's so fucking gross in porn, they never wear condoms and make STD tests only once in a full moon. Plus the actors make shitty money - about a grand per movie. Getting a grand to suck dick, get fucked in the ass, cum on your face AND face the risk of getting AIDS? For ONLY A GRAND? Fuck that shit. I'd rather be a regular pussy peddler, they probably make way more by the hour.
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You're so right; I just read an article a few weeks back where some porn actor (didn't say male or female) just tested positive for AIDS and now they have to track down everyone they've had sex with. The article claimed they don't use condoms because "audiences find them to be a turn-off". FTS indeed!
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Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 10:21am.
Im glad that she cleared that up that shes a porn star and not a hooker...
Im interested to know how she ended up at this dinner- oh wait-Im sure one of Charlie's enablers has hookers/porn stars are us on speed dial.
Cant you just imagine good ol Charlie in full coke induced paranoia in the hotel room on all fours with his limp dick swinging claiming hes looking for one of his 'expensive watches' when we all know he was just trying to get his hot sweaty paws on the last rock...
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That image is hysterical !! And probably frighteningly exactly what happeed.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
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Wow Charlie Sheen is a class act! On holiday with his ex and their KIDS and he still can't keep it in his pants. Un-fucking-believable! You couldn't take ONE night off from getting some action Charlie? Not even when your kids are in a room across the hall!
This guy is an absolute PIG! Actually that's an insult to pigs, he is a scumbag!
Sorry bitch, you ARE a leased whore.
well her cherry is long gone...she had to stock up with another fruit.
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i hate charlie sheen. he's a useless douchebag and if a bus hits him tomorrow, i wouldn't care.
Hahhahaa the strawberry reference was really almost too funny.
Whore/porn "actress" = potato/potaaahto = same fucking thing. SKEEZ.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 9:28am.
If Denise was doing this shit, people would be calling for CPS to remove the kids. Charlie does it and it's "Oh Charlie! You're such a rogue!"
I hate this fucker, he has kids all over the place and pay attention to none of them.
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Well said, I.F.
Give her a pair of +2 breast implants and put her on the TV show as the new next door neighbor. She's would be the new Pam Anderson. Ratings would go sky high.
Actually, she kinda looks like what Destiny Hope is probably growing up to be, at least in the face department. Props for not having ridonkulous porn star breast implants, though.
I checked out her pics.. she's not cute at all. Nice body obviously, but just not cute in the face.
Ahahahaha!!! Picture her defending her honor with her legs in the air and some random guy grunting away between them.
LA, smart girl! But I wonder why she's trying to get Aspen to revoke his probation instead of pressing assault/terroristic threatening/false imprisonment charges against good ol' Charlie boy in NY?
Just more evidence to back up my theory that porn stars are usually fugly in the face.
Also, congrats for getting me on Team Denise, Charlie Sheen. Never thought that'd be possible.
gee that wasn't staged at all....
its pathetic that every worthless, untalented idiot out there has to ride shamelessly on the coattails of others just to make a name of themselves (or put out a bad clothing line)... and the idiot american public gives them all heirs...
NEXT SKANK PLEASE... make her prettier for fucks sakes and not middle aged lookin' ack!!
Nice chicken cutlets.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 10:10am
There is a law requiring them to wear condoms. If they're dumb enough to not do it then whatever, it's their loss but rules were set in place.
Im glad that she cleared that up that shes a porn star and not a hooker...
Im interested to know how she ended up at this dinner- oh wait-Im sure one of Charlie's enablers has hookers/porn stars are us on speed dial.
Cant you just imagine good ol Charlie in full coke induced paranoia in the hotel room on all fours with his limp dick swinging claiming hes looking for one of his 'expensive watches' when we all know he was just trying to get his hot sweaty paws on the last rock...
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No wonder Chucky went off on this Capri Pants! She probably hit him with a "I don't do that unless it's vital to the character", and he just lost it. Even though Chuck is mostly dead and will be in the ground by summer, Ms. Pants shouldn't be allowed to spread total lies about a A-list Hollywood star.
Ahhh dammit I had to go n click on that website....I'll never be able to look at a plate of strawberries again without thinking of this nasty piece.... what is WRONG with these women??? Fucking ho.
Porn actress not STAR! I hate how everyone is called a star. It's like calling a CSI extra a star.
How soon before she's whipping up a cumshake at Millions of Famewhores?
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Charlie Sheen is a fucking douchey cokehead. end of story, but I love the NYC tabs labeling her whore-ass as a "Miley Cyrus look-alike".
when's that asteroid coming?
from the looks of this nasty skank, he finally found someone as gross as he is (denise was close) and they should totally just get married and be skanky forever.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 10:03am.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 9:49am
Porn stars have to get tested like every week. I remember seeing some doco about it on HBO. They can't work without papers saying they're clean. I guess low budget films made in the back of an alley might not care but some law was passed ever since that guy who had AIDS gave it to a bunch of people.
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Just as recently as last week one of them tested positive and it shut down the industry until they could test all the partners he'd filmed with since his last clean test.
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People, please. This system works so well that porn stars get STDs all the fucking time. Every week? One week is PLENTY of time to fuck without protection and get all sorts of STDs. Plus, in its initial stages, AIDS takes some time to show in tests. They should always wear condoms, period.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 9:59am.
Hahahaha! Repeated poundage!
I see Charlie Sheen's PR machine is working hard. The very first reports were that Sheen locked her in a closet, but now the story has been sanitized that she locked herself in the bathroom. It may be a subtle difference on the surface, but legally, the difference is huge, i.e., a kidnapping charge for Sheen.
Carlos needs to give his team a bonus for this one.
not a fan of the hairless kitty... i like a little nose cushion.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 9:49am.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 9:47am.
22??!!!
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I'm guessing porn stars age faster due to excessive drug use and repeated poundage. IDK. All porn stars look rough.
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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 10:01am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 9:49am
Porn stars have to get tested like every week. I remember seeing some doco about it on HBO. They can't work without papers saying they're clean. I guess low budget films made in the back of an alley might not care but some law was passed ever since that guy who had AIDS gave it to a bunch of people.
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Just as recently as last week one of them tested positive and it shut down the industry until they could test all the partners he'd filmed with since his last clean test.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 9:49am
Porn stars have to get tested like every week. I remember seeing some doco about it on HBO. They can't work without papers saying they're clean. I guess low budget films made in the back of an alley might not care but some law was passed ever since that guy who had AIDS gave it to a bunch of people.
What would the world be like without LoHan, Mel the "Gibson" drinker, and this freak? What would we talk about, the weather? Keep 'em coming MK!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 9:49am.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 9:47am.
22??!!!
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I'm guessing porn stars age faster due to excessive drug use and repeated poundage. IDK. All porn stars look rough.
Damn... she looks 35
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 9:49am.
If that's what this slore was attempting to do, she failed miserably. Cash up front next time!