Don't Ask Patricia Arquette About Her Brother's Marriage
Patricia and David Arquette showed up to the Onexone Gala in NYC last night and I guess every reporter was asking her to comment on the current status of her brother's marriage. Patricia basically told reporters that if a question about her brother starts to tingle on their tongue, they should excuses themselves, go to the bathroom, pull down their pants and try to lick on their own assholes because that's a better use of their time than asking her about family issues. This is what Patricia said (via UsWeekly):
"How are you doing? How is your kid doing? Have you ever had anything happen in your life? What’s the worst thing that you’ve ever had happen to you? Do you ever masturbate? Have you ever had an abortion? I mean, can you imagine these kind of questions? Can you imagine? Can you imagine? It’s not alright! It’s not alright!"
This is why I'm not a reporter, because I probably would've answered seriously with: Eh. Who? Not really. Witnessing this video. I'm doing it right now. Probably.
But seriously, why are these reporters asking Patricia Arquette about David Arquette when they have David Arquette in front of them. David will tell them whatever they want to know. ANYTHING. David has already told Howard Stern that he hasn't sexed his wife in months and that he cried tears the first time he stuck it in another snatch. So basically, David is wide open for you. Want to know if his shits are banana-shaped? David will answer that. Want to know if David really cried because it was the first time he had sex without getting interrupted by a call from Jennifer Aniston? David will tell you this!
Besides, reporters should be asking Patricia more important things! Like why hasn't she done a remake of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? with Alexis Arquette yet?
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How come David is really sorta cute and his sisters (including Alexis) are so ugly?
Apropos of absolutely nothing, MK, why do you not refer to Madge as "Vadge" anymore?? It's just something I've noticed in your last few posts about her and I'm kinda curious. Do tell, honey.
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I can't help but love Patricia cos we have the same bday.
I hate long-ass signatures.
I've liked her ever since 'Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors"
Yeah, I have no shame!
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i think i like patrticia...but what would alexis say?
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Yawn. Wake me when Alexis and Rosanna walk the carpet.
"How are you doing? How is your kid doing? Have you ever had anything happen in your life? What’s the worst thing that you’ve ever had happen to you? Do you ever masturbate? Have you ever had an abortion? I mean, can you imagine these kind of questions? Can you imagine? Can you imagine? It’s not alright! It’s not alright!"
That sounds like a confrontation with a pissed off $cientologist
Two words: True Romance.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Arquette has something about her that keeps you coming back for more. Beautiful, yet not perfect. Other actrices should take notes.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I've adored her every since that movie she made w/Christian Slater...shit...forget the name..anyway James Gandolfini was in it as well as Dennis Hopper (she DOES taste like peaches!)
She's absolutely right in her response. Plus - she was married to that absolute f*ckin' hottie Thomas Jane - you just KNOW Anne Heche was involved in THAT split - dont'ca?
BTW: As an aside - look for Thomas' college-like attempt @ directing: "Dark Country"
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"and..and...she's got class. You know why? YOU KNOW WHY?!"
"cause she comes from you?"
"OH! FUCKIN' A! She's a polish roman catholic purr EYE-TALIAN!"
----MommaP
I don't think they look that much alike, but damn they all have the shittiest dressing style. Oh well, I like 'em anyway. They seem to not give a shit about all the folderol the way the Kardassian types do.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 7:11pm.
Less David and Patricia AND MORE ALEXIS!!!!
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A to the MEN, Tigger!
Hekki,
I love her too! She's adorable and interesting.
I'm more interested in HER marriage and if her hot delicious hubby is going to be on the market anytime soon. He is godawful sexAY.
But I do like her. She is cool, but she must be insane because I'm fascinated by her. My type of gal!
I've always loved her. She rocks.
Cool family, apparently they are all close. She has gained a little weight, but she's still really pretty. Not the best taste in clothes though.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I think I love this broad.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 7:47pm.
I haven't found her hot in years, but she looks absolutely beautiful here. Too bad her dress fucking sucks. Is it even a dress? Looks like a cheap ass shirt to me.
Sorry but I think she's looks like Robinhood:Men in Tights!!
I agree..years ago though...she looked kinda hot.
A real woman with tits for days, a filthy mouth, and a Best Actress Emmy on her mantle. Her skin is gorgeous, and when NBC told her she had to lose weight, she told them to go fuck themselves. I dig this chick hardcore. Love her.
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"You're smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard." ~ Cordelia Chase
TOTALLY need to remake Baby Jane with those two. It would be one hot mess and a hit.
I haven't found her hot in years, but she looks absolutely beautiful here. Too bad her dress fucking sucks. Is it even a dress? Looks like a cheap ass shirt to me.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 7:20pm.
I'm sorry but PA has the body of a highschool librarain who secretly stalks the hot football coach despite his rock solid marriage to the cheerleading coach who's parents own a mountain cabin in a lifetime movie where she ends up shot by the wife in that very cabin during a terrible storm after her stalking turns violent.
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You need to sell that story to Hollywood.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cuz it's so original, right?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 7:33pm.
Tiger, seeing as how you put it that way...
It reminds me of an Easter ham.
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Honey Glaze that shit and slap it on the DListed Easter dinner table....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 7:20pm.
I'm sorry but PA has the body of a highschool librarain who secretly stalks the hot football coach despite his rock solid marriage to the cheerleading coach who's parents own a mountain cabin in a lifetime movie where she ends up shot by the wife in that very cabin during a terrible storm after her stalking turns violent.
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You need to sell that story to Hollywood.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
I'm sorry but I don't see anything wrong with her body other than it's unavailable to me. Big tittays, big ass, curvy curves and cankles on a short frame.
The woman is a milkshake and I wanna be her straw.
This chick got to tap Thomas Jane so I aint mad at her.
*wonders why there aren't any naked pics of TJ on the net*
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Tiger, seeing as how you put it that way...
It reminds me of an Easter ham.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 7:19pm.
Gah, that arm!!! IT'S NOT ALRIGHT! IT'S NOT ALRIGHT!
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It really is when you think of it simmering in a cauldron over an open campfire with some onions and carrots in a remote African villiage...Imagine how many starving chirruns it could feed....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm sorry but PA has the body of a highschool librarain who secretly stalks the hot football coach despite his rock solid marriage to the cheerleading coach who's parents own a mountain cabin in a lifetime movie where she ends up shot by the wife in that very cabin during a terrible storm after her stalking turns violent.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Gah, that arm!!! IT'S NOT ALRIGHT! IT'S NOT ALRIGHT!
The Arghettes are such fucking famewhores that I'm sure the reason she refused to take questions about her brother was not because she wanted to protect him, but because she was jealous she wasn't the center of attention.
She's probably not speaking to him now.
As for Rosanna, since the song "Rosanna" was written about her, I don't think she's worked a goddamn day in her life.
To add insult to injury, I believe the song was written and sung by "Toto."
Jesus Christ.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Less David and Patricia AND MORE ALEXIS!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
How did these two come from the same parents?
Patricia was thin in 2005 when she first started Medium. Then she got fat and now she's thinner. I was wondering when she would drop the pudge. She was beautiful and thin in Holes.
that whole damn family
bunch of rejects
inbreeding experiments
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Submitted by Dolly_D on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 6:55pm.
None of the Arquette's resemble each other. Are they adopted? I seriously don't see family resemblance between the three of them. Can you explain this please, Patricia?
There that is my intrusive question
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I think they look exactly alike, and always have....they're the Hollywood version of the Baldwins!
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
None of the Arquette's resemble each other. Are they adopted? I seriously don't see family resemblance between the three of them. Can you explain this please, Patricia?
There that is my intrusive question
She's pretty. How does she get by having her own show and being chubby? I mean, more power to her, but, how?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 6:30pm.
"Have you ever had an abortion?"
"Probably."
OOLLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOP
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I understand why you did it, that baby would've been your sibling in addition to your son/daughter.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I now like Patricia Arquette so much more than before. You go girl!
Someone needs to ask her if she has the address to the nearest Jenny Craig.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
"Have you ever had an abortion?"
"Probably."
OOLLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOP
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by salacious on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 6:21pm.
I don't know if any of them is sane, but Rosanna hasn't done anything relevant in a while and probably needs a paycheck.
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I heard a long, long time ago that the Arquettes are filthy rich.
Like Daryl Hannah.
Probably none of them need to work.
Really, what has David done?
Patricia has her show, and why? She's not pretty, doesn't have a good body and I can't say she's a bad actress because I've never seen her show.
I saw enough of Buster Brown in the goddam shoe store as a child to last me a lifetime.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Wasn't she married to Nic Cage for a hot minute?
Is she the mother of Kryptonite?
Wait, that's not right.
Gay-Al. Gay-Al is the kid's name.
Or close enough?
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
I don't know if any of them is sane, but Rosanna hasn't done anything relevant in a while and probably needs a paycheck.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
She's right. Fuck every last one of those inconsiderate vulture assholes.
I would ask Alexis Arquette, instead :-)
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