Friday, October 29th 2010

Shape Magazine Isn't Sorry For This After All

The editor-in-chief of Shape wants to clarify that ridiculous e-mail Too Fab posted where she apologized to some of her readers for making a "terrible mistake" by featuring a "husband stealer" on their cover. Valerie Latona tells USA Today that her words were twisted around and she isn't budging from the decision she made to put Falcor's constipated auntie on the cover of Shape's "HIDE YO HUSBANDS" issue. This is what Valerie had to say:

My comments have been taken out of context. I used the words of the few unhappy readers who wrote in.

I stand by the fact that LeAnn's story is compelling--and her courage and strength in the face of so much adversity is compelling. That is why I put her on the cover of Shape for what is now the third time.

The fact is a mere 40 readers out of almost 6 million readers wrote in to complain calling LeAnn a "husband stealer" and a "terrible mistake for Shape". I wrote to those women apologizing that our cover choice did not make them happy—as I have done for other cover stars in the past."

Valerie is only saying this shit, because she knows not to eff with LeAnn!! LeAnn will put on her dick snatchin' suit, fly into Valerie's bedroom window, grab her husband out of bed, throw him into her giant black sack (with a shiny gold outline of a dick on it), and then hustle back to the safe house to add a husband to her collection! Valerie knew this was going to happy eventually when she closed her eyes last night and Limahl's sweet voice started filling her ears. LeAnn was comin' comin' comin' comin' for her HUZBEEEEEND!

And in possibly related (not really) news, Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife Brandi Analglandville was busted for DUI this morning. That vicious LeAnn! Bitch stole Brandi's husband, and now she has stolen her common sense too! Is there nothing she won't steal?!

Posted by: Michael K


Centaurious's picture

Because anyone with common sense will look at the frequency of the posts and how often they occur. Crazy is when people like you and the rest of your mob post ALL DAY, EVERYDAY long, including when you claim that you are at work and then try to tell someone else they are obsessed.

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OK, I really do have to say that it's none of my business, but I am in a position to say that Pearl Necklace, Kokoskitten, Choco, GlitterKitty and KidL do not post all day 24-7 because I work from home and check Dlisted constantly, even if I don't post and NONE OF THEM BARELY EVER POST.

They ARE ALMOST NEVER HERE. Kokoskitten is sometimes here at night, but the others are here very rarely.

Fact.

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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato

choccopuffs,

1)"Leann is a troll in a hole?, YES SHE WAS IN TWATTER, wondering ,why she was getting the Husband stealer treatment"

Well, Leann does think that God ordained her affair with EC, so I can see why she would be puzzled over the fact that people are turned off by her actions with this man.

nightowl,

1) "Dang! Gretchen is relentless! "

Dear, the same could be said about you, kidl, pearl necklace, and kokokitten.

You are all obsessed with getting the last word and when it doesn't happen you make off the wall comments like this.

2) *hands nightowl a paper bag for her to breathe in*

3)"I skimmed through the last LeAnn post and saw that you were posting a ton."

Well the same could be said about all of you. If anyone were to skim through any of these threads, we would see that you are all posting a ton.

4)" Let it go."

Oh nightowl, perhaps you should take your own advice. Why won't you let it go? It seems that you are all bent on having the last word.

5)"This will only make people give you a harder time."

And? The giving me harder time, hurts you all. You preach about how other posters are obsessed and angry and then when no one obeys you all, you revert to the mob mentality.

6)" I noticed that you only post on Leann or Sienna Miller posts."

And your point?

7)"All this makes you look crazy and obsessed."

No it doesn't.

Because anyone with common sense will look at the frequency of the posts and how often they occur. Crazy is when people like you and the rest of your mob post ALL DAY, EVERYDAY long, including when you claim that you are at work and then try to tell someone else they are obsessed.

I get the impression that you are upset because you are all use to having the last word.

KidL,

"And I am starting to think that your future holds padded rooms and a variety of nurses to give you some lovely meds."
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What, and here I thought you were already spending your time in a padded room and with a variety a nurses giving you some lovely meds?

Oh wait that makes so sense, how can you be in a padded room when as evidenced by your posts you are posting ALL DAY and EVERYDAY long.

Hey I must have really hurt your feelings for you to be giving me this much time and attention!!!

So how many posts do you make about me a day?

Funny, so if I am obsessed for posting about LR, then doesn't that mean that you are obsessed for always posting about me?

Really, how many posts do you make about me in one thread?

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She's a husband stealer. No courage or anything, just trash.

Dang! Gretchen is relentless!

*hands Gretchen a paper bag for her to breathe in*

I skimmed through the last LeAnn post and saw that you were posting a ton. Let it go. This will only make people give you a harder time. I noticed that you only post on Leann or Sienna Miller posts. All this makes you look crazy and obsessed.

chocopuffs's picture

did I missed everything ?
After me rewriting my Merriam Webster dictionary?

welcome back Gretchen

but i will tell you this I hate people like shape magazine two timing face bitches and Valeryjust a biggest cunt ever.

but truly the 40 people complaining was Brandy his girlfriends and Gretchen, thats about it.
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Submitted by gretchen on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:30pm.

Pearl Necklace,

And so are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leann is a troll in a hole?, YES SHE WAS IN TWATTER, wondering ,why she was getting the Husband stealer treatment,

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FALCOR!!!!

bwahahahhahahahahahahaahhaah

that's who she looks like!!

MK, the things you come up with

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I got nuthin'

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Submitted by gretchen on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:37pm.
KidL

Wow, seriously, I am starting to think that you are Leann or her PR person.

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And I am starting to think that your future holds padded rooms and a variety of nurses to give you some lovely meds.

Wow, Showbiz Tonight did a piece on Leann Rimes and Shapes apology to their readers.

What do you know?

They highlighted some of the same things that I commented on when I posted in the other thread about why People don't like LR.

Oh wait, according to all those other posters that must mean that BG works for Showbiz Tonight, right?

And they even called Eddie a homewrecker too, but according to some, no one is blaming EC?

Why is Valerie concerned about these "In Touch" snooze fest Z-listers with no power? I'm surprised this dog with a mediocre body was even on the cover! Who cares what a has been child star singer and a washed up My 9 star has to say. It's not like she ripped on Brangelina or Clooney!

kokoskitten(LEANN RIMES)

Thanks for admitting that you were wrong.

I already said that BG was wrong with the DUI.

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Way to backpedal you stupid bitch. (The editor-in-chief) I hate people like that, people that will say one thing and then turn around and deny it, just to appease the majority.

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:26pm.
LoveAngelina versus Gretchen for DListed Deathmatch. MK make it happen!
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Fuck.Yes!!!!!

I have a small request...can we swap gretch for Commingback?? Those were threads worth 250 posts! D

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Gretchen (Brandi)-

Leann is wrong, Eddie is wrong and Brandi got screwed over but DUI is wrong.

and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

If that's the case IG.. I will not be reading Shape anytime soon.

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This is why we can't have nice things!

*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010

What the hell is that weird light swoosh on her upper thigh? Did someone get overenthusiastic with the photoshop?

And if they photoshopped her, why didn't they add a NECK?

Also, she's a disgusting skank, and so is her no-name equally squinty weasel-faced boyfriend.

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Submitted by ortiz on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:46pm.

I think there will be a new editor-in-chief position opening up at "Shape" magazine soon.
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I would like to nominate gretchen for the position. Her detective skills are scary good.

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I think there will be a new editor-in-chief position opening up at "Shape" magazine soon.

Also wanted to point out that EC and LR have been spotted numerous times getting into cars and driving AFTER they have been drinking. We only know this because Leann will post twitpics of her and EC with drinks in their hands and the next thing we know some site is posting photos as they are leaving the place where they have been drinking. x17 has photos of EC getting into a car and driving and you can tell that he was wasted.

I agree, that what BG did was wrong.

KidL

1) "I can't believe gretchen isn't on here blaming Rimes for Brandi's DUI."

Oh, what is that? The LR is the victim again song and dance?

So now we are picking on LR because we would dare hold her responsible for sleeping with another woman's husband?

Wow, seriously, I am starting to think that you are Leann or her PR person.

2)"Seriously, it was stupid for the editor to apologize in the first place. It's a fitness mag-not Time's Person of the Year issue.
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And no one liked it. When the article came out, LR got backlash from all over. The same thing is going to happen when she once agains uses ABC to justify her affair with EC.

Pearl Necklace,

And so are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leann is a troll in a hole?

kokoskitten,

Leann is that you?

So you are on the BLAME Brandi GAME because even with all this attention over your Shape interview, your album and new single are still not getting any good feedback? So has your album been pushed back another month?

This is one of the reasons why people dislike LR so much, because anyone who doesn't condone LR actions is immediately labeld as Brandi.

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LoveAngelina versus Gretchen for DListed Deathmatch. MK make it happen!

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.... She's baaaaaaack !!!!

[insert Poltergeist soundrtack here]

*** ducks for cover*** TROLL IN THE HOLE !!!

salacious,

1) "I think we may have pushed her over the edge."

Really?

The fact that you are still trying to blame BG for the public's dislike of LR means that it's you who has been pushed over the edge.

2)"Gretchen was definitely out of it. "

I love it!!!! The things you have to tell yoursef to cope with the answers you don't like.

3)"It would make sense if she was drunk."

Wow, Leann's ablum must not be doing very well because someone is trying to work very hard to make it look like anyone who doesn't back down is Brandi.

So does that mean that you were drunk because you got all upset because no one believed that LR was the victim?

4)"LOL at our dictionaries, I had to tear out a few pages that were useless."

Oh, so now you are mad because I used your own logic against you?

5)"Pearl Necklace probably had to do the same."

I am deeply amazed by your support for Leann? Are you Leann?

How odd, there is a poster on the other sites that everyone seems to think is Leann Rimes. Well some people noticed that this poster disappeared last night at about the same time that all these "fans" showed up on here.

6)"Thank goodness Gretchen isn't a judge. "

Thank goodness that you and Pearl Necklace are not judges.

7)"I can imagine people going to court over stolen husbands and wives."

Well it does happen. When was the last alienation of affection case? Either this year or last year?

You are just mad because I pointed out the holes in your own logic.

Valerie is saying this stuff because Leann is trying to release her album and another single. Leann was supposed to release the album in October, but it was delayed because of the backlash against her. The Shape interview was an attempt to promote LR album.

Glitter Kitty,

1) "Maybe true but she made it damn impossible to even read half of her posts by that annoying copy and paste job, and then going on and on and on all night."

As I recall, I wasn't the only one going on and on and on and on and on.

2)" I am not in the USA, and when I logged on at work this morning she was still there. "

I get it? I called you out for trying to lecture other posters and now you are deeply offended because someone would question your hypocrisy.

3)"You can make a point, make it again, and again but then step away from the internet."

Really? Because I seem to recall that is not something any of you were doing. So why is it that you set up these standards that you yourself don't intend to follow?

4)"Like I said in there, there is no point in trying to win an argument on the internetzz."

Oh come on now, two of those posters had admitted to getting to fights on this site all the time, so your lecture serves what point? It's odd to lecture me about internet fights when TWO of those posters make that their daily habit.

I get it, you are the self appointed police person who dictates the rules, but because of your self promotion you think that you don't have to follow them.

5)"And she was a wee bit crazy for going on about a celeb we all agree on is as beige and boring as it comes"

No dear, a wee bit crazy is how you say one thing and do another.

I love your hypocrisy though.

6)"(and knew a bit too much detail about the affair for my liking)"

I get it, are you doing DAMAGE CONTROL. Mission= convince people that the only person in the world who dislikes LR is BG?

We know all the details because Leann puts them out. Oh but that is BG fault to, right?

7)"Anyway bless Gretchen, let's hope she got some sleep in the end."

Well we all know that you didn't, right?

For someone who claims that they don't care, why are you posting in the first place?

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 8:07pm.

JOE!!!!!.... i need your services!!!

pleases go over to OP!... thank you in advance

OT: i don't know what thread this is, nor do i care

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 1:15pm.

Statistics shows the husbands die earlier than their wives. You know why? Because they want to
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Ahahahahaha..that made me laugh. I thought you liked little bewbs. Poopy pants liah!

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"She is fat and I am cross- eyed with bad skin. We all have flaws. Hers is the fatness."

Wow, you can tell when things are getting very bad for Leann because people like (Glitter Kitty and salacious) work really hard to push the notion that anyone who challenges their views is Brandi.

Don't you love when people complain about how long your posts are, yet they keep reading them? I guess this is just an attempt to save face because she can't come up with anything else. I guess Glitter Kitty is a like a zombie who keeps growing heads?

To salacious: I get it, you are still on the blame BG bit because people won't accept the fact that Leann is the victim. Why are you so desperate to prove that anyone who doesn't support Leann is Brandi? Since you are so upset over the fact that no one likes Leann, does that make you Leann? Hey a lot of people said that Leann disappeared a long time on her twitter page, right around the time that salacious showed up posting on this site. Does that make salacious Leann?

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ooooooo Tigger you KNOW you snatched dat meaty neck! Fess up, gurl!

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Now whores be talkin' about some man stealin' and that's some serious shit and all, but I wanna know who done stole LeeAnne's neck? I mean that bitch is some 'Gone in 60 seconds' shit up in there. I don't want me a man stolen from my ass, but I'll take that over someone theivin' on my neck! I can go out and trap my ass another man, but where Ima gonna go get me another neck? Who done LeeAnne like dat and where her neck at? That ain't right, whores, you don't snatch necks like dat...M'mmmm....

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

Valerie is only saying this shit, because she knows not to eff with LeAnn!! LeAnn will put on her dick snatchin' suit, fly into Valerie's bedroom window, grab her husband out of bed, throw him into her giant black sack (with a shiny gold outline of a dick on it), and then hustle back to the safe house to add a husband to her collection! Valerie knew this was going to happy eventually when she closed her eyes last night and Limahl's sweet voice started filling her ears. LeAnn was comin' comin' comin' comin' for her HUZBEEEEEND!

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! fuckin' A! too laaazy to scroll way down here until now. Rock on, "Gretchen," wherever you are with your big ass hangover :D

babybunny's picture

who gives a shit, I don't care and what is that thing poking out of her bagina area....like a wayward pube hair...strange...

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If you guys think LeAnn is ugly, this is her AFTER plastic surgery. Take a look at ole Squinty Eyes before:

http://cdn.sheknows.com/filter/l/gallery/leann_rimes.jpg

Submitted by tonicbitch on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 2:13pm.
"Submitted by stank on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 1:11pm."

But what if the dude was squeezeless?

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Snorts. I'm sure u know tons of hot, straight dudes that are single and dying to make you their girlfriend. On a realistic note, I feel sorry for Leann. She's butt-ass ugly. Eddy is pretty cute. She can "steal" him but can she keep him. And if he can be stolen once, he can be stolen again. In other words, this story is pointless.

Andrei's picture

Who gives a rat's penis about this?

Whatever's picture

If she is a husband stealer then the guy she stole is a cheater. Whatever.

IrishFury's picture

My god, she's very ugly in the face.
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Dark-sided!

Does anybody else find the headline (at the water line) intriguing? "Is it still safe to eat seafood"? With LeAnn's bits that close to the water, I'm really having second thoughts about eating fish. HAHAHA

Gem's picture

Yes, Le-Ann is so BRAVE, so COURAGEOUS! How does she do it? P.S. she looks hideous in this cover shot, I'm surprised she OK'd it....

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LeAnn Rimes looks like she's had third degree burns and had to have a facial skin graft. They should've sprayed her entire face with industry-strength photoshop.

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halojones's picture

courage my ass. It's really easy to launch on smarmy dick, if anything all this shows is her lack of distinction when it comes to assholes with cute dimples.

Erika_Leigh's picture

the editor of shape must be a manstealing ho too. ho's UNITE. i mean THE FUCK she's brave for what, stealing some other bitches peen. i mean bravery is dodging fucking bullets, surviving rape and battery, surviving war etc now fucking on someone elses piece is going to be listed at brave shit... whip out a purple heart for this bitch

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I stand by the fact that LeAnn's story is compelling--and her courage and strength in the face of so much adversity is compelling.
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Adversity that she brought on *herself* by tarnishing her white bread wholesome golly-gee-whiz image by cheating on her husband with a married man with young kids.

Still not buying it.

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Submitted by nunya_bizness Make up your damn mind, Shape. I sense that somebody has been drinking.
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i mean, can we stop focusing on gretchen and leann and talk about what a doofus this valerie is? how did she get to be editor? is she hitting the performance enhancing drugs and affecting her brain cells or what?

Winnyfranfran's picture

She is monumentally unattractive.

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Submitted by chocopuffs on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 1:44pm.

Submitted by salacious on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 1:29pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/29/2010 - 1:27pm.

The ex wife was released before 9am this morning.

On a DUI in California, you are (unless it's a felony DUI) only held for 5 hours.
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It strangely coincides with the time when Gretchen stopped posting, doesn't it?
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Indeed it does hahahhahahhahahah
earlier I was adding up the timing between Gretchen rant and Brandi DUI, lol it will be epic if it is true , lol.

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we can only wish !!!!!!!!!!!!!

but salacious, are you re-writing your dictionary? because mine and yours was a piece of crap ,lol

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I think we may have pushed her over the edge. Gretchen was definitely out of it. It would make sense if she was drunk.

LOL at our dictionaries, I had to tear out a few pages that were useless. Pearl Necklace probably had to do the same.

Thank goodness Gretchen isn't a judge. I can imagine people going to court over stolen husbands and wives.

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Was it really that big of a deal?

I think what LeeAnn Rimes did was shitty, but this is nowhere near as gross as Taylor Momsen in her ugly underwear in Revolting magazine talking about getting off and shit.

I find cheating a pretty lowdown thing to do, but the fact is, if people quit giving the cheaters press, there'd only be a few people left entitled to have any publicity. Tiger Woods is still all over the place and I feel that his degree of infidelity (and choice in twat) was way worse.

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