Saturday, October 30th 2010
Emma Roberts Gets CROC BLOCKED
Doesn't it just put a shit on your day when a dude in a crocodile mask steals your shine? Although, the hot piece with the third-degree Heidi Fleiss face (see thumbnail #5) is giving Croc Dude some serious competition.
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This is the girl from those wizard movies? Or the one that Austen wrote about?
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 10/31/2010 - 4:02pm.
Damn.
That pic of Misha is just... wow.
I knew she had put on some weight, but that's crazy. And the thing is, she manages to get down to 2-4 sizes smaller than that in such a short amount of time too.
And yeah, this kid is far from fat, but not very appealing either.
haha this picture is totally absurd. Reminds me of last night, where Halloween Eve revelry led me to a bar in Dupont Circle in DC, whereupon I witnessed an extremely drunk girl dressed up in a slutty hooker bumblebee costume bumpin' and grindin' with a guy who was wearing this really creepy horse head mask.
(Okay, actually this picture looks nothing like that.)
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Birthing hips? Another Mischa Barton skinny fat girl? You guys are crazy today. The pants go up to her waist, of course her hips are going to look bigger in comparison to that. And you're really going to claim this skinny young girl looks like Mischa??: http://angelu88.blogspot.com/2010/04/is-micha-barton-really-fat.html
People seem to forget that "america's sweetheart" was originally America's Slut, not a cock she didn't swallow to get ahead. Took the title from Victoria Principal.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Emma Roberts = fucking boring
Despite the coke binges, Eric Roberts kicks ass (even on "The Young and the Restless"!!) Everyone know that the real talent in that family is Eric (Emma's dad). Is Julia still so mad at him that she can't give props to the man who helped her make it in this business?
By the way, I was in Macy's the other day (a Saturday, I know; what was I thinking?). Whose dumb idea was it to use Julia Roberts as a spokesmodel for Lancome? To me, that's like having Zack Galafuckoffdlfid$%%sds##kos as a spokesmodel for Speedos.
Emma Stone is a pretty, and a really good, smart actress. Emma Roberts is an untalented wooden actress who's aunt has to strong arm business relationships/wink wink to get her untalented niece parts. Most of which seem to be cameos with few lines. Next role for Emma Roberts, coat rack in Saw XIIVIIL
I like her necklace... she's a cutie. It's just an unflattering outfit.
That's a strange way to hold a phone.
She's usually kinda pretty but with that stringy 'do and those shades, she looks like Tom Petty.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Leggings are crap, but I own several pairs of straight legged jeans that I wear with knee high platform boots. You just gotta accessorize.
I don't like tunics. I might just be alone on that, but I like more fitted tops.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:11pm.
For some rerason I cannot stand that girl.She really is an equally arrogant clone of her horse faced aunt, Julia.
And I was kinda hoping that she would take after her father Eric Roberts...very good underated actor.
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Agreed.
Not too long ago she was this buck toothed Disney hillbilly.
Her dad is a good actor, but I can't feel love for him either -- wasn't he a wife abuser?
I totally like what she's wearing and would rock it too, if I had such a flat stomach.
I've a feeling croc dude is pretty cute under the hood.
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ahahahaha!
*trendy little starlet:"ohhhhhmyyyygahhhhh don't take my picture...I'm on my off day, I dress trendy like this on the everyday...."*
*Crocman: "Fuck that shit! Take my pictaaaaaaahhhh!"
I love it
and that woman's eyebrows belong in a museum, yes. Surprised this wasn't mentioned!
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:11pm.
For some rerason I cannot stand that girl.She really is an equally arrogant clone of her horse faced aunt, Julia.
And I was kinda hoping that she would take after her father Eric Roberts...very good underated actor.
Heidi Fleiss WISHES she looked as good as that trick.
I saw that documentary about her trying to open her brothel in Bumfuck, Nevada, and it gave me the sads. Ms. Fleiss is a very damaged person and very definitely mentally ill. She is outspoken in a way that alienates people, but I found myself taking her side. She's kind of likeable in the way that Courtney Love is.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 7:18pm.
Yep...short skirts and see throughs...why wear anything????
The worst is guys wearing skinny jeans...that should be illegal!!
I don't mind the pants actually.
It's her posture that's not helping her look good in it.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 7:12pm.
That's where I live. And I agree with leggings...if you look hot, rock them..I'm not a hater. But lately I have seen some leggings that are a little too see through or a little too tight... sporting camel toe is not hot or anything I need/want to see.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:07pm.
OMG, so agree. Apparently camel toe is IN for winter 2010. I have seen so many leggings that could barely pass for tights I wanna vomit. I don't care how hot you are I have no interest in seeing that much of you.
I was in Manhattan today and that's what's hot right now...all the girls wearing leggings. Not terrible if you have the body for them!!
I'd be more interested in getting a picture/autograph with the CROC than with Emma
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Her body is very similar to Mischa Barton's aka Mushy Fartone. Bitch is skinny-fat, I bet she's riddled with cellulite.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
NEPOTISM
Either hometrick has some birthing hips or those are the most unflattering pants I've ever seen. Didn't that mom jean/high waist go out a few years ago?
Well of course the chica in #5 is giving some serious competition--just look at her perfectly drawn eyebrows! Who, in their right mind, could ignore THAT?
She's trying too hard with that outfit. You can just... tell. Despite the fact that it's not even that a particularly stylish one.
This girl just seems so uninteresting. The only reason she got famous is because of her aunt and the fact that she just doesn't happen to be hideous.
Get the fugly Fleiss wanna-be out of the picture and it is very cute.
Ok, imo that Crocodile guy is the kind of person who should get attention and credit for originality and creativity vs useless talentless uninteresting worthless trash like Lardassian and the Teen Moms, etc.
Emma Roberts looks like an uptight bitch.
If I had a ton of money, I would pay that guy to follow her around and imitate her all the time.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:22pm.
Can't her aunt hire her a fuckin' stylist?!
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They could share a stylist - Julia Roberts looks like a bag lady most of the time.
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Submitted by anony54321 on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:29pm.
Emma Stone is the hot red headed piece from that new Easy A movie. She hosted SNL last week and was also in Superbad. I used to confuse them also but Emma Stone is way hotter.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I actually really like her outfit, I would totally wear that. Maybe I have bad taste? Oh well.
if thats emma roberts, then who is emma stone?
and may i say i hate saturdays and sundays and their lack of afternoon crumbs.
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Can't her aunt hire her a fuckin' stylist?!
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Submitted by snideychick on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by Datura 10/30/2010 2:47pm
Those pants and boots are right out of 1993..
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Wait, are we reliving the 90s now? I thought we were still reliving the 80s. Most the clothes I'm seeing and music I'm hearing are recycled right out of my twenties.
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I think the 90s are also IN right now, but only in fashion (and Lady Gaga music, and House music too, I think.)
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Sat, 10/30/2010 - 3:07pm.
OMG, so agree. Apparently camel toe is IN for winter 2010. I have seen so many leggings that could barely pass for tights I wanna vomit. I don't care how hot you are I have no interest in seeing that much of you.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Don't forget to smell Emma.
For some rerason I cannot stand that girl.She really is an equally arrogant clone of her horse faced aunt, Julia.
Submitted by Datura 10/30/2010 2:47pm
Those pants and boots are right out of 1993..
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Wait, are we reliving the 90s now? I thought we were still reliving the 80s. Most the clothes I'm seeing and music I'm hearing are recycled right out of my twenties.
Is that some kinda mom jean/legging hybrid she's rocking? Do. Not. Want.
I hate when people wear skin tight bottoms like leggings without covering that ass! Put on a longer top! I don't care if you're thin, it just looks nast. I've seen so much camel toe and VPL lately.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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that's her reptilian overlord
Those pants, those boots.
I'm seriously questioning her taste level.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Yeah. Those pants and boots are right out of 1993, but I envy her long legs.
The croc is awesome.
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omg - those pants she's wearing - EEWWW!
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