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Forget about that whole "Heidi Klum IS Halloween" thing I prematurely ejaculated earlier. I did that before laying eyes on these pictures of the delicate and demure pearl of loveliness CoCo as the head nurse. Don't act like you don't know where she keeps her thermometer.
CoCo continues to shock me with her hidden talents. You would think that if she exhaled too quickly, everybody in a 1-mile radius would get a quick titty slap to the face but she kept it together. Bitch must have suction cup nipples, which would explain why her right chichi's got a puckery dimple. Whatever, even with that dented tit, CoCo was still the reigning queen of Swallowpeen last night.
Here's a few more servings of CoCo and Ice-T (as Dr. Frankenstein) at Heidi Klum's Halloween party last night, which also brought out the likes of Christian Siriano and his boyfriend Brad Walsh as Babette and Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast, Kim Kardassian as Little Dick Riding Ho, Lorenzo Martone as Jesus, Napster's Sean Parker as Justin Timberlake (get it?) with his girlfriend as Brit Brit, Kyle MacLachlan as the butler from Clue (I think) and Ashanti as a slutty pussy.
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I bobbed for apples in similar apparel and my photos are all over the media club... I hate to say it, but my boobs are similar to Cuckoo's... but way better!
The sexy costumes are fucking BORING!!!!!
I laughed at the baked potato boobs comment.
Actually if you look closer at the banner pic, there is a roll on her left tit right at the "neckline" of her costume where part of her areola is hanging out, which leads me to suspicion that she actually tucked her nipples into the bodice of her outfit. Um, fucking ouch.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
Did they not have the boob cups in size quintuple Z?
Did she have her nips surgically placed lower just to pull off that outfit?
Good god, this is appalling.
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you seem spritely.
watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
WTF!!! I will never look at baked potatoes with innocence! wtf are those ? not boobs...some weird scientific shit gone wrong
Coma Caca!
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THE ugliest, most overblown, disgusting bitch I have ever seen!
Its not a head nurse costume if there are no knee pads...
CoCo's really going to some trouble there just to hide the nips.
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
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this is SO much better than I'd read elsewhere!
I love you MK!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Coco is one good meal away from being fat. And we really don't need to see all that.
Look it's BIG red riding hood!! And her wide gut is popping open the bustier lacing hahaha
Ashanti is such a talentless pig.
Also, this looks like the classiest and most elegant Halloween party ever.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
"Little Dick Riding Ho" - fucking PERFECT, MK!
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"I'm sick of layin' down alone/With this fever"
O hai, Coco's areola....we see you!
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Her boobs like tired. Like they just gave up and died on her chest.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Appropriate that IceT would be Frankenstein but his wife's frankentits stole the scene.
Submitted by im_not_creative on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 1:05pm.
Um. Is the whole slutty nurse/cat/witch/Mother Goose character/teacher/bunny trend ever going to fade away?
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Let me explain to you why I made my own costume this year. Because if you are female, there is literally no costume you can purchase that is not a cheaply made, unflattering $50 minidress. Optimus Prime? miniskirt. Freddy Krueger? miniskirt. Twix? miniskirt. Nun? miniskirt. There is no way around it and sadly it may be that way for a long time. They even have Slutty Girl Robin and Slutty Girl Mad Hatter costumes.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 11:16am.
What were your costumes last night?
I was a sister wife. My husband was Harpo.
I find Ice-T adorable for some reason, which provides seriously entertaining cognitive dissonance when contrasted with the image he had when I was a child. Coco needs to fulfill her destiny and become Jessica Rabbit next year.
I thought the guy with the feathers was Bobby Trendy until I blew up the thumbnail.
*yawns at Krusty Kim's Little Red Riding Ho*
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Submitted by ozcrazy on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 11:22am.
Haha Sean & GF aren't channeling Justin T & Brit, it's SPencer And Heidi Montag LOL
Yeah, I think you're right. It's actually funnier that way, too.
Frankentits...
Warning: contents under extreme pressure...
These comments are killing me!!!
LOL!!!!!
MK is that jt and brit brit or is that damn what are those dumb people called oh oh oh umm spencer pratt and heidi ?
the hell is christian siriano(whatevs his name is) suppose to be?
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 10:17am.
hahahahahaha in the main pic she looks like Kirstie Alley (just in the face, duh).
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You basically said what ran through my mind the first 3 seconds after I saw that photo.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
I'm just...um....ugh, nasty. I'm a woman but I would think it would be hotter if some of these bitches didn't let it all hang out. Btw, my 18 month old was lil' red riding hood and her costume kicked Kim's ass. Love the main photo of Coco, MK. You have a knack for picking the best (worst) of these people. :)
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Breadloaf titties look so hard and ooky.
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Come with me upon the scaffold.
I will lead you through the horror.
Look inside executioner's hood,
I will show you his grimace.
That Brit Brit costume looks ridiculous with the pastys on the outside. Why are they dressed as old school Douche and Brit?
isn't she only like 32? how do some people look that bad at such a young age. its not a matter of attractiveness but u can tell some people have lived a rough life man. my aunt has been smoking since she was 12, is now 53 and looks better than coco. epic fail all around. that goes for everyone in these pictures.
I love your eye for artistry, MK. No one can match you....
"Git on that." --Michael K
Submitted by badwolf on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 11:36am.
I'm just impressed she managed to avoid her boobs completely popping out of that dress. I mean, they're already out at 90%... how low are those nipples?
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Maybe her last plastic titty surgeon forgot to put 'em back on?
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It looks like Coco either a) caught a whiff of her husband's career or b) got smacked with an ugly stick! Yikes!
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Reminds me of when we were kids and they used to take us to grandpa's farm and they let us milk the cows...
Um. Is the whole slutty nurse/cat/witch/Mother Goose character/teacher/bunny trend ever going to fade away?
Oh that COCO always so elegant and demure...why do i all of a sudden crave some grilled/smoked hot links? love it when they burst through the casing.
And are Napster dude and GF channeling Timberpuss and BritBrit OR Spencer and Heidi as Timberpuss and BritBrit? Either way epic FAIL on the chicks part NO ONE will top Brits awesomeness and body: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf8m5FpRqJQ
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Lmao, coconutcoochie! Both Kim Kardashian and Coco should have done that! I would love to see what they look like without makeup, too. Especially Kim, since she got all that bad plastic surgery. Though in the past couple of weeks she is looking slightly less plastic than she was a couple of months ago.
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Coco with her tits hanging out. She probably got that outfit at the junior department and thought to squeeze her gigantic ass and tits into it. Fuck I'd be so embarrassed to be seen with her.
At first glance I thought that Coco was Terri Hatcher.
Is Jesus the new slutty Halloween costume for men?
Tuck yo nipples, CoCo! Damn, lady.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
look at her, everybody else is being creative but no she has to dress like a playboy centerfold slut red riding hood, how boring doesn't she dream of becoming anything else than that? that bird lady thing, at first I thought it was Paris,
Who the fuck are most of these people???
Kardassian just creeps me out-I know she cant move her face anymore but can she get it arranged into a less creepy expression-everytime I see her I keep thinking about golden showers.....ugggggggggggggggggh!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Kim TardASSian dresses up as a slut. Yawn.. we see that ever day. Isn't Halloween supposed to be about dressing up as something you currently are not?
I'm confused by the Jesus costume. Is Lorenzo Martone saying he's a martyr for putting up with fashion assboil Marc Jacobs for so long? Or does he just think he's God's gift to the world?
For his part, did Marc Jacobs dress up as a pillar of salt?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 11:33am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 11:16am.
What were your costumes last night?
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We celebrated Saturday and I just wore rabbit ears and drew on a nose and whiskers with eyeliner. Mr. Uvy waited three hours after I'd taken the ears off to tell me I still had the whiskers and half the nose on my face. Fukken jackhole.
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LOL I HATE people who do that, like when you've got something in your teef and you only find out like 10 hours later when you go to the toilet and look in the mirror.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"
I thought that was Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife, Beth.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
CoCo isn't that attractive but those photos are just unflattering. Of everyone. Now Ice-T is hot.
I'm just impressed she managed to avoid her boobs completely popping out of that dress. I mean, they're already out at 90%... how low are those nipples?
Why are Kardassians invited anywhere?
UVY! ahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
TEAM BOO BOO!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus