Courtney Cox & David Arquette Are Just On A Break!
David Arquette has already opened up his mouth hole wide and spewed out every detail about his split from Courtney Cox including how their genitals haven't barfed on each other in 4 months and blah blah blah... So now it's Courtney's turn, but she kept her legs firmly closed for this interview and didn't discuss her vagina's post-David adventures. Courtney told Australia's TV Week (via People) that she has no plans to melt down her wedding ring and turn it into a BFF split heart pendant to give to Jennifer Aniston.
Courtney says that divorce is not in their near future, "I don't know what will happen, but this is not like we're getting divorced. This is a separation and I think that takes a lot of courage . . . Whatever is supposed to happen will be the best thing for us. Sometimes you just realize 'Wow, we actually have grown apart."
When asked about David telling the world about their personal shit, Courtney said, "David is a kook. It's not shocking and Howard Stern he loves him and I'm a fan of Howard Stern . . . David is an entertainer and I'm sure the people who listen to the radio are entertained by his stories."
Sometimes when you've been with a bitch for 20 years, 10 years, 6 months, a week, whatever, you get bored with putting your tongue on their same old fuck part. You know every crinkle and wrinkle like the back synopsis of a Showgirls DVD (seriously, I have that shit memorized). So you go out and lick on other fuck parts, and sometimes by licking on a bunch of other fuck parts, you realize that the first fuck part is still your favorite to lick on.
Whoever said "absence makes the heart grow fonder" really meant to say "absence makes the dick grow harder." My guess is that Courtney and David hope this happens for them. Or maybe bitch doesn't have a pre-nup and she's not about to blow a goodbye air kiss to half of her money IN THIS ECONOMY. Yeah, that's probably it.