Auto-Tune Really Is The Devil's Favorite Tool
Auto-tune was created by Satan's minions as a way to spread his evil across the world by making any no-talent fame whoring trick believe that they don't need to be able to sing in order to have a successful career in music. That shit is the real Pandora's Box. cASSe in point: TMZ has already reported that Kim Kardassian is working an album of songs with The Dream (more like THE NIGHTMARE MAKER) and here's one of her alleged demos called Shake. Hmmm. I wonder why Kim's first single is called Shake?
Is it because that's what her double down ass is going to be doing straight into the HD camera lens for her video? Or is it because that's the substance Kim is going to seductively pour all over her chesticles when she debuts this song in front of Million of Milkshakes. Or is it because the thought of any Kardashian (except Kris, of course) putting out an album makes me wants to smoke a giant pile of SHAKE. It's all of the above, obviously.
To be honest, the song is generic as all fuck, but it's not bad. It's especially not bad if you picture Kim's ass singing it into a fan while Kris holds up a recorder.
UPDATE: Kim Kardassian tells Celebuzz this isn't her voice on that shit. You know, I think Kim's telling the truth. When I played it backwards, I didn't hear the dark prince of the underworld cackling about how he's going to enjoy eating all of our souls in 2012.
And here's a few pictures of the future Vanity (No, I didn't) with her sisters at the NYC opening of Dash last night.
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oh.......SH!t.... im waiting for a bitch to pop out wait no i take that back im waiting for a ASHLEE SIMPSON shit to go down on one of em shows but then to make things worst i want a freaking MILLI VANILLI hoe down sh1t to go down
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Oh god, I had absolutely no hate for her...until this. I thought she was at least smart enough to know her limits...come on!
Yes, you DID! Please do not compare this talentless wax figure to my goddess Vanity! Though we can only hope a similar downward spiral begins for her soon. ;)
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OMFG!
Kourtney looks like she has Down's Syndrome and Khloe's lips look like Lisa Rinna lips- NOT GOOD!
Kim looks like total shit.
I FUCKING HATE KRIS JENNER FOR HAVING THESE
FUCKING USLESS PIECES OF TRASH.......
YOUR 15 MINUTES HAVE FUCKING EXPIRED!!!!!!!
Submitted by NC-Ladee on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 2:36pm.
And that's exactly what's wrong with our culture-anything, I mean ANYTHING is is deemed "respectable" as long as you can turn it into an "entrepreneurial" opportunity. Money money money is all that matters...Katy Perry? Oh, of course she's a strong woman, cus she makes money! 50 cent? Who cares if he shows off, posing with all those bills IN THIS FUCKING ECONOMY AND BEING FROM HIS FUCKING HOOD,where there are children not even getting the education they deserve? Oh, it's okay, cause he's an entrepreneur! Go get it, you business people. Shove your wealth in our faces. With your "brains" and "talent," you earned it-it's the American way!
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"...tits sag, IQ doesn't."
-Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:19am.
Everything else about Kumdumpster Kimmie is fake, so why would it stop at her voice?
As a matter of fact, her "regular" speaking voice is fake too, that annoying, slow, breathy baby voice. I bet when the cameras aren't rolling she sounds like a 55 year old Denny's waitress from Long Island.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
"Kim Kardassian tells Celebuzz this isn't her voice on that shit"
So, the human toilet seat whore admits that the singer on this song isn't her, even though it's on her album and the record company is promoting it as her voice. Even when she admits a falsehood, she & her record company defraud the public. You know did it only to get publicity, and set herself up as "honest"; the weak willed idiot-fans out there are going to buy her "album" and assume it's her singing. She and the producer of the album should be arrested for defrauding the public...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
She's probably telling the truth about it not being her voice but the fact is that she intentionally leaked this to have an excuse to appear on the gossip blogs. Let's ignore this dumb cunt. She should not be making more money after selling her sex tape.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
I love how all these "stars" wake up one morning and say.. but what I really want to do is sing! And they have enough money to make it happen. Then they parade their single around to show the world that they are a seriously talented artist and not just a three slot deposit sperm bank. Then everyone has to listen to their over produced shit and pat them on the head and act like they give a fuck when they have already heard the same song from a few desperate housewives and a couple of bleach blonde bimbos.
Submitted by chocopuffs on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 7:35pm.
Yeah because she's the only person who needs to shave, right?
If you all are going to make fun of her for being not the brightest bulb in the box, fine, but the "sasquatch" jokes are really stale.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
Judging by her knees, me thinks KK is lying about her age. She looks at least 35 ish.
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"...tits sag, IQ doesn't."
-Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 10/26/2010 - 12:19am.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 11/04/2010 -
Fucktastic! P.S. Why do all the Hollywood biddies these days cross their ankles when posing? Is it supposed to be an "I'm skinny" trick?
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Supposedly it makes the legs look longer, but I think this is to hide that most of these hos are bowlegged.
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Please, it's because their stench-trench has been so blown out by repeated NBA fucking they'll piss themselves if they blink too hard.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 2:31pm.
Soundgarden, I believe, has a new album coming out this year. I don't know when, but the day it comes out, buy every copy in the store so it can outsell Kim Lardasshead's album. Anything to bring back one of the best bands of the 90's.
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I AGREE.
Submitted by RoHoCaliente on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 1:55pm.
And poor kloHE trying to give face is hysterical. She always looks angry. Must be all that testosterone. Take it down a notch mister.
LMAO i think is the funniest quote ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
Besides Khloe that stupid Lo Bosworth chick from The Hills, is another one whose face makes me angry. Whenever I look at either of them, I get nauseous.
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And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out, what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
- 4 Non Blondes "What's Going On"
@But.Seriously:
I think the only ones that are Robert Kardashian's kids are Rob and Kim:
http://www.historyguy.com/worldbiography/robert_kardashian_oj_simpson_19...
The other ones are pool boy babies, pretty sure.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 5:08pm.
I find Khloe's face to be so offensive.
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LOL! Me too. It was way less offensive when she wasn't tryna smack us with it all the time.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
These chicks would do well to spend a little quality time finding a real reason for their existence.
And once again, I declare Kourtney is NOT Robert Kardashian's kid. That broad is Mexican!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
I'm so glad I'm short and small framed.
I'm sure that if Khloe Kardashian had the choice she wouldn't be related to this hosebag or her mother and she wouldn't be "big". I think she looks annoyed because her asshole sister uses her like a prop to pretend to look hotter by comparison. There isn't a single event where this self absorbed moron isn't standing arm in arm with her sister, and this is why.
However, while I may be in the .00000000000000000001% of the population who thinks so, I think the "ugly" one is actually prettier than Kum (typo and it stays). Yeah, OK, so she's fat by Hollywood standards (Why do you think her asshole mother spoils her less?) but on the other hand, she could always forge the same path as her used up sister, carve her nose down to nothing, receive lipo treatments regularly, and "cheat" her way to skinny with diet drugs.
After all, that's the only actual difference. Oh, and she has body hair. Like no-one else has to shave or wax. Let's see KIMBERLY go without waxing for 36 hours and see what she looks like.
Again, I'd hate to be related to this fucking puke because she loves to exploit her relationship with her sisters. Like the "hot" girl in high school with the socially awkward/chubby/unpretty friends, she drags her sister to every event to draw attention to herself. Duh.
I'm all for making fun of the rest of this family, but Khloe Kardashian probably gets made fun of the most and she's the least vile one in this vapid family, including Bruce Jenner...but as if Kimmie dearest doesn't have enough material for everyone to pick on? PLEASH.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
She probably can't wait to get her hands around that big BLACK microphone.
Skank...
Submitted by Emeriesan: "Slut clothing store music. The type that sells little 'going out' tops with metal detailing and black lycra, sparkly clutch bags and plastic stilettoes."
LOL. You nailed it!
Good Lord, that's terrible.
Kim's face is completely ruined with plastic surgery, Khloe is a fuglier version of her mom, and Kourtney is pretty but she has this wide-eyed traumatized look to her.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
What the hell is wrong with Kourtney's face? She looks like just had a heavy dose of electroshock therapy.
She is a fucking whore surrounded by people who manage her and make a living by keeping her "famous". Don't be so naive. If for you "women rising to the top" means what Kim Kardashian is today, then you have very low standards.
*stands up and applauds*
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 1:44pm.
Fucktastic! P.S. Why do all the Hollywood biddies these days cross their ankles when posing? Is it supposed to be an "I'm skinny" trick?
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Supposedly it makes the legs look longer, but I think this is to hide that most of these hos are bowlegged.
IMO it looks retarded and probably some stupid model agent came up with it...real elegant women don't stand that way. Ask MK...he is a Barbizon graduate.
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Actually it's cuz they have to piss constantly on account of all the booze & diuretics.
LOL, and yeah, it's supposed to draw your hips in, and you KNOW a trick like Kim Kardashian can use all the help with that she can get.
*rolls eyes AND head*
oh HELLS no. you didn't just say Kim Kardashian has a music video, did you? in the words of Mike Tyson, this shit is ludicrouth! I can't do it I just can't do it anymore...
*bawls*
I find Khloe's face to be so offensive.
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And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out, what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
- 4 Non Blondes "What's Going On"
OMG! It sounds like Heidi Montag!
I was under the impression that the mother, Kris, is actually the one responsible for all of their "success", oh, and that tool Ryan Gaycrest, too...
Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 1:44pm.
Fucktastic! P.S. Why do all the Hollywood biddies these days cross their ankles when posing? Is it supposed to be an "I'm skinny" trick?
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Supposedly it makes the legs look longer, but I think this is to hide that most of these hos are bowlegged.
IMO it looks retarded and probably some stupid model agent came up with it...real elegant women don't stand that way. Ask MK...he is a Barbizon graduate.
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Actually it's cuz they have to piss constantly on account of all the booze & diuretics.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
ibnsmother: LOL, cuz she's the big one!
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
why does the big one look so annoyed?
FUCK NO! I refuse to even hit play on that. I will not contribute to this skank's "success" in any way. I hope the Kardashians magically disappear one day, the whole lot of them.
Very generic, then it goes completely downhill after "Nascar", lyrics like that seem more for Brooke Hogan's tiny fan base rather than Kim's.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Can someone please explain why they use spider legs as lashes?????? Ug.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by im_not_creative on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 1:44pm.
Fucktastic! P.S. Why do all the Hollywood biddies these days cross their ankles when posing? Is it supposed to be an "I'm skinny" trick?
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Supposedly it makes the legs look longer, but I think this is to hide that most of these hos are bowlegged.
IMO it looks retarded and probably some stupid model agent came up with it...real elegant women don't stand that way. Ask MK...he is a Barbizon graduate.
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Right? It just makes them look awkward / uncomfortable / like they have to pee. But even if her ankles weren't crossed, I'm not sure Khloe could ever pull off "elegant." She's not Barbizon material like our dear MK!
Esta de las putas la mejor.
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Opinion's are like assholes and everybody's got one.
The difference between a hooker and a ho ain't nothin' but a fee .SALT N PEPA - NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS LYRICS
gross: I thought NYers were cooler than this, maybe it was all tourists
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b209456_kardashians_officially_open_dash...
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Slut clothing store music. The type that sells little 'going out' tops with metal detailing and black lycra, sparkly clutch bags and plastic stilettoes.
Somebody! Make them go away, wwwwwwaaaahhhhhhh!!!
First Parasite now this bafoon. Puke.
Its not great, but its not horrible either.
First off: "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kim K. and Kim Z. should do a duet. It would be a masterpiece.
Awww - folks don't like MY opinion - cuz it differs from the masses. Awh - I'm so sad. NOT!!!
My post wasn't a survey - there was no box that said check YES or NO if you agree. My post was my opinion which I am entitled to.
To those who don't have a clue - Newsflash that's the name of the game in showbiz - or Hollyweird - selling yourself. I thought a whore was someone who gave it away for free. She's making dollars and headlines. Go Kim - keep the haters talking - I ain't mad at you at all!!!
Cats hacking up fur balls have more entertainment value than her.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Spicey: you know I meant "the wrong kind" of gheys!
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
If one of them Kardassian broads plops their fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. They BEEF! They'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "Keeping Up..." They crap in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.
@ Submitted by NC-Ladee on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 2:36pm.
Oh please.
It is far too easy to be a "Kim Kardashian/Paris Hilton" these days due to what today's tabloid-driven culture is, so I can assure you she hasn't worked AT ALL for any of the material wealth she has received nor is she an enterprising businesswoman or self-promoter, nor should she be commended to being given designer clothes and showing up at parties.
She is a fucking whore surrounded by people who manage her and make a living by keeping her "famous". Don't be so naive. If for you "women rising to the top" means what Kim Kardashian is today, then you have very low standards.
NC-Ladee on Thu, 11/04/2010 - 2:36pm.
Granted I have no interest in hitting 'play' - but I can't hate on Kim K. I'm an entrepreneur and...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
why doesn't kris encourage face changing for khloe like the other two? this way she can cover her tracks for good.
and why is kourt dressed like she belongs in some sort of balinese circus act? no.