You've Just Been Kanyejacked
Kanye West is hustling hard to sell more boxes of songs than his Girl Scouts arch rival Taylor Swift, because he recently gave a surprise 2-song concert on a Delta flight from Minneapolis to NYC. Hollywood Life says that about 30 minutes into the flight, the ears of every passenger were invaded by Gay Fish when he busted out G-rated versions of Gold Digger and The Good Life from the cockpit (wink wink). Surprisingly, Gay Fish wasn't tackled by a Federal Air Marshal (or CITIZEN'S ARRESTED by a Taylor Swift fan) and handcuffed to the toilet. And even more surprisingly, nobody on the flight put on their coat, grabbed two Heinekens, hit the emergency exit and jumped to safety. Safety being anywhere but there!