Monday, November 8th 2010
You've Just Been Kanyejacked
Kanye West is hustling hard to sell more boxes of songs than his Girl Scouts arch rival Taylor Swift, because he recently gave a surprise 2-song concert on a Delta flight from Minneapolis to NYC. Hollywood Life says that about 30 minutes into the flight, the ears of every passenger were invaded by Gay Fish when he busted out G-rated versions of Gold Digger and The Good Life from the cockpit (wink wink). Surprisingly, Gay Fish wasn't tackled by a Federal Air Marshal (or CITIZEN'S ARRESTED by a Taylor Swift fan) and handcuffed to the toilet. And even more surprisingly, nobody on the flight put on their coat, grabbed two Heinekens, hit the emergency exit and jumped to safety. Safety being anywhere but there!


I want a follow up on this story. I'm sure the FCC is going to come down on this act of pure terrorism.
I seriously doubt he was in the cockpit. There are only certain people permitted in there. PERIOD. He probabaly grabbed the PA.
Kanye's desperate. Like so many arrogant assholes before him he's finding out the consumer will love him for 5 minutes then move on to the next "big thing". Taylor has nothing to do with it. I've actually heard people describe Kanye's "music" as good. FunE shit.
and I thought Quantas was the scariest airline to fly on. I'd rather have an engine fall off than THAT shite.
UGH! Does Kanye think that everyone likes his music or something.
STFU ASSHOLE!
i KNEW there was a reason i should be able to bring hand grenades on plane rides!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
All I get are pilots/ flight attendants doing lame stand-up comedy on southwest. I should fly delta
If it were a SOUTHWEST AIRLINES flight, I might be more inclined to listen to Kanye's pablum than listen to the camp counselor, khaki-shorted, sexless flight attendants trying to make the passengers play Jeopardy.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 1:16am.
ubmitted by Centaurious on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 1:05am.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:56am.
Happy Holidays Centy! I am only detrimental to myself by the way... never others.
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Ha, ha, well....you seem to be nice, but there was this one fileting post that I seem to recall, but seriously, who gives a fuck, I like who I like and I like you.
I mean, when I like someone you'd have to do something pretty bad to me verbally to make me not like you.
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I really do not recall ever giving you a hard time on here... sorry, but I can't imagine what that would have been about. I have gotten into it with a few people, but I always seem to be on your side when you are under attack, as seems to be the case occasionally. Sorry about any misunderstanding, I can only apologize if I know what I did specifically. I was away for 3 1/2 months and not able to spend leisurely hours having fun, was it before that?
Well, happiest of holidays to you! I have to be up early tomorrow and the time change is kicking my ass the past few days. Night, night! friends???
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It is very interesting that I am occasionally under attack, as I never do anything to incite anyone.
Perhaps I am just the type of person who incites viciousness in the abstract?
Like, you know, bullying.
That is not the case in my regular life, and I behave the same in my real life as I do on the internet.
It's really been quite an eye-opener for me, the nastiness that some people seem to take pleasure in throwing my way.
If I had some sort of over-inflated ego, I'd have to believe it was jealousy, but since I don't, and realize I am harmless and somewhat mediocre, what's a girl to do?!
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
ubmitted by Centaurious on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 1:05am.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:56am.
Happy Holidays Centy! I am only detrimental to myself by the way... never others.
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Ha, ha, well....you seem to be nice, but there was this one fileting post that I seem to recall, but seriously, who gives a fuck, I like who I like and I like you.
I mean, when I like someone you'd have to do something pretty bad to me verbally to make me not like you.
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I really do not recall ever giving you a hard time on here... sorry, but I can't imagine what that would have been about. I have gotten into it with a few people, but I always seem to be on your side when you are under attack, as seems to be the case occasionally. Sorry about any misunderstanding, I can only apologize if I know what I did specifically. I was away for 3 1/2 months and not able to spend leisurely hours having fun, was it before that?
Well, happiest of holidays to you! I have to be up early tomorrow and the time change is kicking my ass the past few days. Night, night! friends???
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:56am.
Happy Holidays Centy! I am only detrimental to myself by the way... never others.
My dog is in love with a new family lately and I have to walk a mile down the road to drag his ass home. Today he acted like he didn't know me when I showed up for the third day in a row to get him... have you ever had a dog do this to you? He is 5 1/2 years old and has separation anxiety when I leave, now this! I think she's feeding him filet mignon. : (
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Ha, ha, well....you seem to be nice, but there was this one fileting post that I seem to recall, but seriously, who gives a fuck, I like who I like and I like you.
I mean, when I like someone you'd have to do something pretty bad to me verbally to make me not like you.
I've never been in a situation when I'd have to make a physical decision, probably because if anyone ever got physical with me in a threatening way I wouldn't hesitate to defend myself to the death.
However, words have meaning, but I can only really be hurt by the words of my "real life" friends and family.
Like I said, I respect you for your intelligence and humor, and I enjoy interacting with you.
The dog...I don't know.
I know this sounds infantile since I'm middle-aged, but my dogs stay in the house eating my filet mignon!
I have never had to look for them, nor would I even bother.
If they want to be somewhere else, I say, go for it! Use the money for their food and vet bills to buy yourself something nice....:)
(Kidding.)
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
The only time something like this would EVER work would be a situation similar to the one in that one Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore movie in which he busts out the guitar and professes his love to her. I would sing along, tear up and then ask for Billy Idol's autograph.
But with already feeling queezy, tired and moody after a long flight, Kanye would probably seal the deal on my overall aggravation. That is why people have the option to choose their own music channels when they put on their headsets while in airplanes. Some people prefer to listen to some nice, soothing music. Not Kanye's GENIUS.
And was this appropriate in terms of security? Where was the air marshall? Did he miss the flight?
Happy Holidays Centy! I am only detrimental to myself by the way... never others.
My dog is in love with a new family lately and I have to walk a mile down the road to drag his ass home. Today he acted like he didn't know me when I showed up for the third day in a row to get him... have you ever had a dog do this to you? He is 5 1/2 years old and has separation anxiety when I leave, now this! I think she's feeding him filet mignon. : (
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
One more reason for me never to get on a plane.
Whenever I hear this rap shit I wonder if I'm too old to appreciate 'young' music. Either that or I have a lack of a musical ear, because to me it really does sound atrociously shitty. If it really were that bad West couldn't be making all that money, or could he?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:39am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:35am.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Mon, 11/08/2010 - 11:18pm.
Flying is so damn boring I would welcome this with open arms... hell, I would listen to Rosanne Barr sing the National Anthem in a plane. I love Kanye... you go!
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Buddhi, you're so retro...cool!
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Hey sister, sister... is that because of the Roseanne Barr reference? I was going to say Kim Zolciak but I would have been really lying! Ha... how you doing? ( said with a Wendy Williams limp, dangling wrist)
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Ha!
Well, Bodhi, I will say this.....
1. You are too smart for me, I won't even try.
2. However, I really like you, I always have.
I just can't help it, you're hilarious and I enjoy your posts, even if they are detrimental to myself....:)
Not that I would know it. You are just too smart!
Nice to see you. Happy Holidays.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:35am.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Mon, 11/08/2010 - 11:18pm.
Flying is so damn boring I would welcome this with open arms... hell, I would listen to Rosanne Barr sing the National Anthem in a plane. I love Kanye... you go!
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Buddhi, you're so retro...cool!
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Hey sister, sister... is that because of the Roseanne Barr reference? I was going to say Kim Zolciak but I would have been really lying! Ha... how you doing? ( said with a Wendy Williams limp, dangling wrist)
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Mon, 11/08/2010 - 11:18pm.
Flying is so damn boring I would welcome this with open arms... hell, I would listen to Rosanne Barr sing the National Anthem in a plane. I love Kanye... you go!
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Buddhi, you're so retro...cool!
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
I would have yelled out, GAY FISH sit the fuck down.. then the crew would have probably arrested my ass. GOD I HATE THESE FUCKING CELEBRITIES
Why is this acceptable? Because he is rich?
"And even more surprisingly, nobody on the flight put on their coat, grabbed two Heinekens, hit the emergency exit and jumped to safety. Safety being anywhere but there!"
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MK, that's too funny for words!
Flying is so damn boring I would welcome this with open arms... hell, I would listen to Rosanne Barr sing the National Anthem in a plane. I love Kanye... you go!
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
Yeah, and whomever said he probably grabbed the flight attendant's speaker was probably correct.
I remember on a Club Med flght in 1985, some drunk frat boys grabbed the speaker and started singing the Hands Up, Baby Hands Up, song, and the flight attendant grabbed it back and made the two guys sit in the back by the can.
IN 1985!!!!
The penalty for grabbing the flight attendant's speaker in these days should be jail.
Or death.
At least for Kanye.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Weird, weird, weird. However, i sincerely doubt he was in the cockpit. just cause this jerk sitting by the bathroom (no doubt) couldn't see him doesn't mean he was in the cockpit! i'm sure he was at the flight attendents' speaker com.
i like gold digger ok with music, but when it's just "spoken word," uh, kind of a yawner.
I am one of those people that always say (after I passively silently slink away from a bad customer service situation) that " I'm going to write a letter to that company") and I never do BUT seriously...this is obscene on so many levels. Delta might be getting a drunk bitchy e-mail from me later. Seriously, who does this ? So if Angie is in first class somewhere will she be allowed to fly the plane because she has her 'pilots license'...I know I'm totally reaching but what.the.hell??
EDIT: Here is the official email/phone number/tweet whatever for Delta's customer service page
http://www.delta.com/emailus/servlet/EmailUs?cmd=go
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I love the way this douche was allowed to perform on the plane?
Were there no Air Marshals present?
Do we not care about terrorism?
Every terrorist in the book could have been lighting matches to their boots while the flight attendants and passengers snoozed to this audio assault.
I mean, Jesus, they barely even let you take a piss anymore and this fucktard is giving a concert.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Kanye West is an uncivilized, low class gorilla who is always way out of line but thinks it is ok, because he is famous and has money. What an asshole.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Attention passengers...if you look to your left you'll see Kanye West being thrown from the plane without a parachute!
And did he follow up with a reenactment of the Beyonce video?
he should have been arrested for this assault on the ears of those poor passengers and in such a LOOONG flight...he sounds HORRIBLE!!!!
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First of all, what an egomaniac to think that everyone wants to hear him rap/sing/whateverthehellitishedoes. Second of all, what the hell was that? It sucked balls. And he is rich for doing this? So I guess you need NO talent to get a record contract nowadays? If he started singing this shit on my flight, I'd fucking sue.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
"Delta, Delta, Delta, can I help ya, help ya, help ya?"
Sorry, there's no hope.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
this guy is such a blow arse
Why are the passengers cheering this mess?
I am surprised they were able to get that bird into the sky with such an overloaded ego on board.
shut your damn cockpit hole moron
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Lord, please deliver us from this foolio.
Seriously, how is THAT douchery allowed but they beat the crap out of drunks on flights? I really can't see the humorless flight attendants I've encountered letting Kanye West get up and do his thang. I'm a little surprised.
In the words of the late, great George:
"Air Marshall Carlin says 'Go fuck yourself!'"
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Where's an air marshal with a hollow point when you need one?
"Let's roll."
Air Marshal FAIL.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Epic!!! He's one song away from singing in the Delta Lounge at Newark!
If this fool even looked Middle Eastern, all the in-flight Air Marshals would have been all over his ass. But because he's fucking famous, he gets to interrupt a flight? Really? People are fucking stupid.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Those poor passengers--- talk about a captive audience. He should have been tasered.
How long until Al Qaeda claims this one?
We let rappers in the cockpit now?
goddamn this fuking perkerhead again
enuff of this rat turd
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
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Oh hell no. That is all sorts of wrong that the Delta people let him do that. Flights are rough enough these days.
Because he knows that EVERYONE on that flight just wouldn't be the same if he didn't kindly and charitably share his talent and knowledge to the world. Besides him performing I would be super annoyed if I was on a flight and Miley busted out with "Party in the USA" or John Mayer sang one of his songs. And then I would be expected to clap and tell everyone how rad it was that whatever artist bestowed this favor on me. Him and Taylor should host a publicity stunt and sing "I got you babe" together on a SouthWest airlines flight.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I remember seeing this tosser perform with The Police at the light bulb concert. Sting had this priceless look on his face like "who suggested this shit?"
I hate this moron