Tuesday, November 9th 2010
Gay Fish & Taylor Swift Make A Porno
Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment tells Hollywood Life that they are toying with the idea of making a porn parody out of Kanye West and Taylor Swift's "Imma let you finish" moment at the VMAs a million years ago. Timely! Steven didn't ejaculate up any details but he did say this:
“Vivid is definitely considering the situation between Taylor and Kanye for a movie. Of course, our take would be in parody form and could heat up the relationship between the two.”
This has to be fetish porn if it's between a gay fish who can't cum unless he's looking in the mirror and innocent nymph who was birthed from a lotus flower and will burst into a tornado of giggles if she stares at a real-life peen. You know the Moon Man's silver wang is somehow going to be involved. And you also know they're going to call this "Imma Let You Finish....On My Face."
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LOL If I run out of Ambien, any porn with Taylor Swift in it would guarantee zzzzzzs so kudos on that idea.
Ahhh, I'd rather see Uwe Boll's take on this.
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Porn movie titles are a wonderful, whimisical, form of art. "Saving Ryan's Privates..."
Looking forward to it.
He is going to have to time the release of his album so it doesn't have to compete with eminem or he's going to lose winning those trophies he adores so much.
This 30-year-old guy is a total wack job.
Just because Borelor is built like an underdeveloped 10 yr old boy on crack doesn't mean they can use a man for her character...
I suggest that an open can of paint or wet chalk would fool even the most savvy of porn aficionados.
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That perpetual 12 yr old has seen more dikk than Paris Hilton..
chile please
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You know it angel_i. It is the thought of those big fat dicks with Hillary and Gay Fish together that got me all twitty and such.
Just wanted to say that Rollingstone mag gave Gay Fish's latest album a 5 star review. Can't wait until that punk sashay's all the way to the podium to accept Rap Album of the Year award.
Ew and no. Kanye is a useless hack who should be chucked into the refuse pile of people who never amounted to anything worthwhile.
I still have no idea what this chick sings but thanks to Dlisted I know that:
a) some dude named Kanye snatched a microphone away from her and she cried about it and
b) she fucked John Mayer.
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Let's see...I Can't Sing There's a Dick in My Face
Submitted by CORNDOG on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 9:32pm.
I just realized I love his picture. I want to frame it and keep it by my bed next to the one of Hillary Clinton in a swim suit. That turns me on.
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Yeah, that's only becuz Vivid just told you they're gonna recreate it with them both holding big fat dicks;p
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9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
No one cares.
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*tries to forget Kayne and Taylor exist*
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
I just realized I love his picture. I want to frame it and keep it by my bed next to the one of Hillary Clinton in a swim suit. That turns me on.
This is like beating a dead horse...oh wait!
Submitted by mcnightmare on Tue, 11/09/2010 - 9:08pm.
i just now realized that i like her dress.
just a second after i realized i'm sick of her.
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I can totally relate to that.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Are they going to purposely cut a portion of his "member" out of view of the audience like he did in that one photograph as to create the allusion that he's big when he is really not?
Gay Fish can go fuck himself. What is it with this dude? He's all over D-Listed as of lately.
EfuckingNUFF with the Kanye posts. shit.
i just now realized that i like her dress.
just a second after i realized i'm sick of her.
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kiss my ass!
I wish someone would make a porn "parody" of Steven Hirsch getting "gang raped" by a group of homeless men...
This parody shit is getting old.
How about "Imma Let You Finish First" ? YAY!
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
"...And could heat up the relationship between the two."
Oh bullshit. I won't be watching this, not because of the shitty storyline but because I seriously hate porn.
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
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if he gets it
up the ass by a
rusty corkscrew
maybe i'll watch
if lil house on the prairie aint on
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does anyone even pay for porn anymore? Steven Hircsh just needs to realize Jenna and Janine were the height of his career and quietly fade into obscurity.
and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
If Lexington Steele was shorter and Teagan Presley was squintier.....
not into tranny porno
Not an iota of caring for this, not even if it featured gay-fish and vanilla-bran.
Here's hoping the porn Kanye's wiener is bigger than the real Kanye's!
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Taylor and Kanye need to up the ante on this shit and generate their own ho revenue:
Make a gay love triangle by throwing in Jakey G as the other bottom.
"Taylor Strap-on: Easy Rider"
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so... Taylor Swift's character's gonna be played by a dude?... that's the only way this is gonna be believable.
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