Wednesday, November 10th 2010
Tara Reid's Nostrils Finally Combust
These pictures of Tara Reid were taken at her birthday party at the VIP Room in St. Tropez last night, but you'd probably believe me if I told you they were from 2004. They meet the criteria for declaring something Classic Tara Reid.
Tattered weave that only gets moisture when Tara uses it to wipe the drunk barfs from her mouth? Check! Nipple that cannot and will not be contained? Check! Skin the shade of a 2-week-old roasted yam? Check! Simulating oral with anything that is tube-shaped? Check! Facial expressions that run from "Mah face is melting" to "Good. Night."? Check! See. Classic Tara! Alert the historical society!
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omg! her anorexia looks fabu!
Submitted by Kandykane on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 2:20pm.
THANK YOU.
She was never a good actress, nor was she ever funny or had the charm to make up for her lack of acting skill. The very least this one could've done was have a fucking personality and she might've made a comeback.
It amazes me how shocked people get over shitty actresses not finding work once they've outgrown the fucking lolita act, and still think they've got it!
Are we going to start feeling sorry for Paris Hilton next?
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
Oh who gives a fuck? She contributes absolutely NOTHING and is getting old. Let the dumbass get her drink on and feel up young guys while they'll still let her.
Can someone please clue me in on how this one trick pony is able to party in St. Tropez, how does she even have any money left?
I feel kind of bad for her. People have been pretty hard on her and I think it's caused her to do horrible things to her body. Now the right side of her face looks to have fallen-eye is droopy and so is mouth. I think she looks pretty good-no orange. Hair isn't any worse than Blake Livley without her stylist. She's better than Britshit or Blohan. My guess is blohan will look worse at 35. My one comment is that I don't know who these guys are, but she kind of looks like a russian escort for hire working a party. The guys look nefarious. Run Tara.
Coke whore for hire...kinda sad what happened to her.
Heidi Montag...this is your future.
Tara gross and useless, but for 35 I've seen worse. You must admit, her weave is still better than Britney's. She's rocking one helluva cocaine nose job in that last thumbnail.
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Douchechill!
So what?
This is the destiny of all her ilk who are famous for being bimbos. I don't feel bad. Baby faced, breathy, barely legal skank turned sad, raspy, 30something skank. When you can't act, this is what happens. She still probably has more money than everyone here combined, so what do I feel sorry for again?
And body image issues? For why? I mean, what the fuck does this little puke have to be insecure over? Her body is the only reason why she got roles in the first place. Again, why am I supposed to feel sorry for her?
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
I'm pretty sure Tara rides in the rear of the district elementary school short bus. In her late 20s. Just because. Don't look for a reason, people. Just accept.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
She has mental issues. In "American Pie" she looked great. Ever since then she's f'd up with her body (stomach, breasts, nose, face, some sort of eating disorder). She must really be suffering depression or something mentally.
You'd think she'd get tired of always being a drunk/high party girl, but no.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 2:55pm.
it's good to be an American famewhore because even when you're washed up as hell and eating crack rocks to stay skinny in the vapid hope of some thug-in-a-suit entertainment exec will select you for some movie that's essentially a Big Mac for the eyes, you can still go to a variety of 2nd and 3rd world countries and live like a GODDESS.
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Excellent read! She's definitely had lots of fillers injected into her face. This time last year Tara was just as thin but her face looked like La Flaca.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Thanks to whoever digitized that "franken-nip-slip" in pic 1 *shudder*
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UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!
-Tourette's Guy
Rehab did wonders for her. She and Blohan are two peas in a pod.
She's got horrifically major issues to deal with. Daddy issues, alcoholism, drugs, etc. She parties to excess to cover something that's really got her bothered. As is, she's never going to get a decent film role (after being the up & coming hot blond cutie), and will die alone, probably soon...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I think she is mentally ill. She was such a cute tomboyish actress. Then she went off the rails.
In the last thumbnail her nose is trying to make an illegal U-turn.
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I'm most impressed by that eye makeup. Nothing beats do-it-yourself-when-drunk face paint.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Obviously, when this trick says "When I get high I go to high places" she meant it!
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you have to be a very rich moron to pay any chick $5,000 for an hour or even a weekend of sex. if you use a condom, i would go with the $100 thailand variety -- no comparison with some spoiled nj golddigging wannabe bitch who didn't look that great anyway. *******************************************
That dress has more tricks than a hooker.Iman
nothing says class like a pack of Marlboro lights next to your bday cake
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Wtf happened to this girl??
the hair is fried,shes way too skinny,the tits are wonky-need i go on??
Oh and looks like shes found the local coke dealer/creepoid bla bla bla
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
what happened to her gay millionaire fiancé?
Did they break the engagement because he finally admitted his predilection for cock?
I missed that news flash.
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"It's pathetic how far a gal has to go for a good fuck" - Samantha Jones
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is her dress ripped at the boob section?
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
what a mess, her nose is so MJ
and love her "friends" they all resemble Simon Monjack
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Who gave that bitch that beautiful Cartier necklace? Please tell me it is a fake so I feel better.
Did she get a face lift? Her face looks pulled in a way that is beyond Botox.
Who the hell goes to St. Tropez in November? It's dead at this time of year.
Who is that with her? He look European and mildly retarded.
At least she seems fun and likes to drink. She is not all closeted heroin addict like some celebrities I know.
Submitted by perky on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 2:57pm.
I think she's decided to give up on trying to portray a clean image. Own it, girl! WORK that substance abuse. WORK it! It's also nice to see the corpse of Jim Morrison has finally started dating again.
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LOOOOOOOOOOL
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"
She's the queen of drunken party sluts everywhere. Unfortunately, that's all she's known for now...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
She looks like a walking STD. I can't remember what she was ever famous for. I know she only gets publicity now for her anorexia, nip slips and drunk ass ways. Sad.
I'd hit it... I like em a little trashy. or not. doesn't matter.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
She doesn't look super old, just super trashy. Her game would be stupid if she was 18, but isn't this bitch over 30?
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"
I think she's decided to give up on trying to portray a clean image. Own it, girl! WORK that substance abuse. WORK it! It's also nice to see the corpse of Jim Morrison has finally started dating again.
she is definitely a hooker, but I don't know who'd want her.
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I never thought I could feel this way
And I've got to say that I just don't get it.
I don't know where we went wrong, but the feeling's gone, and I just can't get it back
-Gordon Lightfoot
it's good to be an American famewhore because even when you're washed up as hell and eating crack rocks to stay skinny in the vapid hope of some thug-in-a-suit entertainment exec will select you for some movie that's essentially a Big Mac for the eyes, you can still go to a variety of 2nd and 3rd world countries and live like a GODDESS.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 2:49pm.
Tara Reid is still considered a VIP somewhere?
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Very Intoxicated Prosti-famer.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein.
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It makes sense; there has to be some sort of flammable chemical in crystal meth.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
It makes sense; there has to be some sort of flammable chemical in crystal meth.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Does she do anything besides getting passed around by mid-level Eurotrash for booze, blow, and a bed?
Tara Reid is still considered a VIP somewhere?
I'm 10 years older than her and look a hellava lot better! (*draws back and gives Tara shady side-eye)
wow at first glance i thought it was lohan
she is so fucking skinny.....looks like an old hag.....I am surprised she has lived this long.
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I never thought I could feel this way
And I've got to say that I just don't get it.
I don't know where we went wrong, but the feeling's gone, and I just can't get it back
-Gordon Lightfoot
I wouldn't think she'd be able to afford a birthday party at McD's, let alone in St. Tropez.