Billy Ray And His Mullet Are Back On The Prowl At The CMAs
As Tish Cyrus trolls around the door to Kip Winger's bus hoping she'll be able to ride that peen while crossing another name off her cum bucket list, Billy Ray hit the carpet at the CMAs in Nashville tonight wearing a mullet that'll make any middle-aged Piggly Wiggly cashier lock her drawer, take the rest of the day off and invite him over for a little sweet tea under her carport. Business in the front, party in the back where a trash can full of Meister Brau is on ice and Noah Cyrus will carve you a fresh piece of raccoon from the barbecue.
And you can almost smell the matin' odor wafting off of Billy Ray in these pictures. He's ready to git him another wife woman! Sandra Lee better curb her cocktail time or she might go from the First Lady of New York to Billy Ray's main mullet fluffer.
Here's a few more pictures from the CMAs tonight so far. In order: BR, Carrie Underwears, Katherine Hagel with Josh Kelley, Lindsay Lohan a hot bitch named Lynn Anderson, Julianne Hough, Kellie Pickler, Sandra Lee, Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban and Falcor Rimes.
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I miss the old days when I used to watch this show without fail although I hate county music. It was so much more entertaining when they had BIG hair and dresses with layers and layers of frills!
And every man had a rhinestone jacket and a ten gallon.
Sigh, Loretta, Conway, Tammy, George, where have they gone?
@snowpiece:
This is where I go...I see the male Dr. Diaz...haven't met his wife...think they both own the practice...very nice man!
http://www.creationsmedicalspa.com/
*******"Curtsy motherfuckers!" - Michael K. 04/30/10*******************
Channeling George Michael. I wonder if he's also gay?
"Why is it country music nowadays just sucks mostly? I mean the songwriting is generic to flat out boring and awkward. It didn't used to be this way. I think Americans are getting stoopider, and it scares me."
Agreed on all points.
I was wondering if it's because country music is really pop in disguise anymore. There isn't any traditional, heartfelt, real country anymore like there used to be (i.e. Johnny Cash and Hank Williams and Patsy Cline). These days it's just all young, hot pop tarts who sing with a twang and think it automatically makes them country.
I heard When He Cheats on the radio dial when I was flipping around last night. Take the twangy guitar touches out, change the singing voice slightly, and you have a pure pop song.
I really want to rag on the Cyrus clan, but I met BR and the Milers a few yrs back. In full honesty, both were extremely nice, very laid back, and surprisingly normal. BR has to be on my top list of nicest people. I kinda am loving he has the baby mullet here. Bringing SexyMulletBack.
karmaskull where do you go in Jersey?
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isn't julianne hough like 22 or something? what's with the crow's feet?
Kelly Pickler looks godawful.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
He lost his wife, but he got his mullet back:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnMj1FI9Jpo
Just goes to show you can't have it all.
Why is it country music nowadays just sucks mostly? I mean the songwriting is generic to flat out boring and awkward. It didn't used to be this way. I think Americans are getting stoopider, and it scares me.
LMFAO!!! No offense MK, but you haven't been this funny in a while.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
The star of this post is Nicole Kidman. Lawd...
3rd thumbnail: carrie underwood or a blonde jlo...i'm older than most of these bitches pictured and i don't have all those dang wrinkles around my eyes...wtf...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
Hot Bitch looks better than Heigl!!!
When I saw Billy Ray's pic with his mullet re-do the "Achy Break Heart" song started playing in my head. I can feel his laser-beam lust stare through his shades. Dude is horny!
Ummm...what's with the red shoes?
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9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
to quote beavis and butthead
this shit is all about whiskey drinking and butt kicking.
amen, motherfuckers.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Poor Julianne Hough with her brown hair. You couldn't pick her out in a crowd
Billy and Milly are fucking white trash that I wish didn't exist. Sometimes I think the Tea Party is right and then I think "Wait, the tea party is protecting rich assholes like this that don't create a fucking thing and have no talent."
Botox was working for Nicole Kidman, but now she's looking like she had surgery. Something funky around the nose. Don't know why she did it. And I usually love her clothes, but the shoes aren't so good with this dress, though I do appreciate what she tried to do.
My oldest brother looks like Billy Ray minus the mullet, poor guy. He can't eat a meal in a restaurant without getting bothered. We think it's funny, he is over it.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
1. My first injection was only for my forehead & between the brows. Do you have tattoos or piercings? Not even that bad. It really is just a sting. I was more anxious about looking like a lunatic,so I didn't think about it. Doesn't fully kick in for 10 days either (I was expecting VOILA! NO MORE WRINKLES!)
Sooo, after making sure I didn't go blind or die, I now do forehead, between the brows & crows feet (but those aren't completely eliminate, just minimized). And Botox is charged by the unit which can range wildly depending where you live. Try not to go to an area that caters to higher incomes. They will charge the richie-riches upwards of $15 a unit.
I live in South Jersey & usual price is $12 a unit. Sale day (usually an "off" day) it runs $9.75. My forehead, brow, & crows feet are 30 units. Botox also offers this club where you earn points & print out coupons. I always have a $25 coupon & certain times of the year, I get a $50 rebate back (yes, they do send a check). So about twice a year, I spent $260. But I also religiously care for my skin: SPF, at home chemical peels, moisturizing & masks. This helps maintain the smoothness of my face.
Botox is an insane cash cow . Call some of your local derma docs & some may do it, but don't advertise. And PLEASE, have a doc or nurse do it.
Whoa, the nap & caffeine have made chatty!!
*******"Curtsy motherfuckers!" - Michael K. 04/30/10*******************
Everyone at this shit kicker looks like Hell. What is up with Nicole Kidman's face...and why is Sandra Lee there? Who are these people, they are not our Nashville nobodies. They infiltrated with gowns and jewels and forgot their bandanas and boots, y'all. I hate country music, but I like the old Rodeo costumes. Bring back the Rodeo!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by super-ette on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 11:48pm.
oooh Karma questions...does Botox hurt? do you only get injections here and there, or do you get it in multiple spots?
I've been thinking about getting it for between my brows...but I'm afraid.
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I've never had it but from what I understand, it is like a pinch feeling. However, I think you must get multiple injections because if you only get it in the middle of your forehead, then you get the Danielle-batwing effect. IDK. All I know is that the women who have gotten that I know look very pretty. Maybe I'll get it in my late 30s and on. Be sure to keep your skin clean and well moisturized with night creams. Ask your doctor for retinol creams.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
oooh Karma questions...does Botox hurt? do you only get injections here and there, or do you get it in multiple spots?
I've been thinking about getting it for between my brows...but I'm afraid.
Yeah, my first Botox, the doc put in waaay too much...it arched my eyebrows & my husband told me it looked harsh...
I go to this other doc & he tries to to put enough to smooth out the wrinkle & give you some movement...I go every 5-6 months...the more you do it, the longer it lasts. And it isn't cheap! And I go on "sale" days at the derma-spa.
My guess is the Hollywood ho's must keep a full stash & someone on staff who CONSTANTLY injects them.
Just feel I have to explain because the doctor always laughs about how many people Botox & completely deny it. Now that I have it, I can spot it a mile away. And I just feel the need to be honest when people compliment me. No, I'm 34 & I PAY to look like this. Goddamned fivehead.
::gets off soapbox::
*******"Curtsy motherfuckers!" - Michael K. 04/30/10*******************
Thumbnail #5 - K Hag has never looked more ugly.
Submitted by Chatham on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 10:36pm.
I'm 38 and don't have nearly the crows feet that Julianna Hough has. And she's supposed to be, what, 22? Come on, Jules.....
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 10:49pm.
Is it genes? I have a friend who is 36 with fewer wrinkles than some of my friends (early 20s). No my friend doesn't do botox.
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No one does botox - that's what they say anyway. But botox and genes aside, sunscreen and sunglasses are KEY. All you youngins out there take note and save yourselves a shitload of $$.
PS - Jules needs to moisturize under the pancake.
Submitted by soulks on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 10:50pm.
Miranda raaaawked it. So deserved all her wins.
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Get out! Miranda won more than one award? YAY! That girl is awesome and I think she is seriously underrated.
I always love seeing these millionaires rocking the cowboy hat so the walmart set will relate and buy their cd.
Heh, I just realized when the quips were made about Hollywood-Nashville crossovers, no one mentioned Billy Ray Underbite here and his Doc Backwoods tv show. This guy is so not relevant.
How the hell does Michael K know so much about Piggly Wiggly?
I thought that was George Michael circa 1987. My apologies to Mr Michael
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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?
Ohm'gosh, he really does look like Kip Winger!
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
-EveryStrangersEyes
I think botox can look pretty but kidman is beyond botox and it's especially sad because she was brilliant actress before she got muppet face.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
And to whoever mentioned the Botoxed forehead...that's why I get it...I don't like bangs & I have a wrinkly fivehead...
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Maybe you have a better doctor than most? I mean I would assume Nicole goes to the best and she looks fucking ridiculous.
"Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 10:16pm.
cprincess
Country is ok these days if you give it a chance. Lots of catchy sentimental songs with clever hooks.
Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by cprincess on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 10:16pm.
Julianne Hough's song sucks! I agree with Fishy, there are some good country songs out there you just have to look"
Yeah -I dont wanna diss all of current country music cos I know they know how to put a show on for the most part which is more than I can say about the rest of musics current 'artists'..
Hey Im listening to Folsom Prison Blues right now!"Prisoner number 25462" ....
Hey Night Owl-is that fishy in The Royal Tennebaums in your pic?
Is one of my fave movies!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Chatham on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 10:36pm.
I'm 38 and don't have nearly the crows feet that Julianna Hough has. And she's supposed to be, what, 22? Come on, Jules.....
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She does commercials for ProActiv. That shit is drying. Crow's feet aside, something about her looks a bit older than 22.
Katherine Heigl is there because her brother in law is in the group Lady Antebellum.
Billy Ray - TOO EASY. I say let him look like 1989 barfed him back up. We need to point & laugh. And his wife slept with a man in a Barbie wig...soooooo...
I saw the senior citizen & thought, "Wow, Mary Hart looks like an old whore."
But I kinda feel bad knowing she is the only person up there who is aging naturally. Can't rip on her.
And to whoever mentioned the Botoxed forehead...that's why I get it...I don't like bangs & I have a wrinkly fivehead...
*******"Curtsy motherfuckers!" - Michael K. 04/30/10*******************
Carrie Underwood has some fantastic legs.
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I never thought I could feel this way
And I've got to say that I just don't get it.
I don't know where we went wrong, but the feeling's gone, and I just can't get it back
-Gordon Lightfoot
Submitted by pittstonjoma on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 10:54pm.
As soon as I saw this, I heard "Bringin' the mullet back", to the tune of sexyback. lol
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I bringin mullet back.
LMAO!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Kellie Pickler's face looks odd, like lots of botox and/or fillers, but she's young so maybe not. Something looks different about it.
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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E42ndfjnP1g
Carrie Underwood is gorgeous, I cannot find one thing to criticize.
hahaha abt Kip Winger and "a trash can full of Meister Brau is on ice and Noah Cyrus will carve you a fresh piece of raccoon from the barbecue."
*snort*
You couldn't PAY me to watch this crap.
hahaha abt Kip Winger and "a trash can full of Meister Brau is on ice and Noah Cyrus will carve you a fresh piece of raccoon from the barbecue."
*snort*
You couldn't PAY me to watch this crap.
As soon as I saw this, I heard "Bringin' the mullet back", to the tune of sexyback. lol
Gwenny just needs some more singing lessons and not fake guitar playing ;>
Miranda raaaawked it. So deserved all her wins.
Loretty was flawless.
Brad- meh. Should have been Blake.
Great show, CMAs know how to do awards! :D
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Submitted by Chatham on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 10:36pm.
I'm 38 and don't have nearly the crows feet that Julianna Hough has. And she's supposed to be, what, 22? Come on, Jules.....
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Is it genes? I have a friend who is 36 with fewer wrinkles than some of my friends (early 20s). No my friend doesn't do botox.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 11/10/2010 - 10:37pm.
sushi, I think she started off playing it, but on the chorus it looked like she was concentrating on the vocal and skipping the guitar part.
omfg, I just found out Justin Bieber was in my town tonight. No wonder there seemed to be fuckery in the air.
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My guess is that in a promo effort for the movie, they taught her the basic chords and had the amp low. There were multiple guitar players in the background filling in.
gwyneth Paltrow sings back-up vocals on this song with Sheryl Crow. She can sing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6zuvzhk8a4
WTF is up with Nicole Kidman's mouth? That shit looks like Lisa Rinna's first lip surgery gone deflated.