Thursday, November 11th 2010

Gay Fish vs. Glib Lauer: The Video


The BABY!!!! theme continues. Kanye West pounded on the floor of his Twitter page and shook his binky at the Today show producers yesterday after he says they SET HIM UP by showing several video clips during his interview with Matt Lauer. You can read the whole overdramatic aria from a high chair here if you have no idea what I'm talking about.

On Today this morning, they showed Kanye's interview including the parts where he threw a mini tantrum over Matt asking him to look into the video face of Dubya, AND over people talking loudly off camera, AND about the producers showing the infamous VMAs clip. It gets awkwardly good at the 2:45 mark.

It's totally funny watching Kanye huff and puff under his bref. Put a bib on that bitch. It's like witnessing a mother trying to feed her 5-year-old brat a bowl of oatmeal and peaches in the morning. The 5-year-old is like, "NO! Put on cartoons first!" So the mother puts on cartoons. "NO! I don't like that cartoon!" So the mother turns off the cartoon. "NO! I don't like peaches!" So the mom takes out the peaches. "NO! Make the choo choo noise first!"

Matt's time with Kanye would've went much easier if he simply made the CHOO CHOO noise before spoon feeding a question into Gay Fish's mouth. Matt, next time you better make the choo choo noise first.

Posted by: Michael K


stinkbutt's picture

This is the TRUTH.....

IDIOT! AND NO YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING ARTIST! YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO REAL ARTIST YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE HUMAN RACE! ALL LAUGH AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

cartimandua's picture

I think liberals have a chronic listening problem. (Which is why Nancy Pelosi actually believes Congressional Democrats WANT her as Minority Leader.)

But, in this case, George Bush did NOT say Kanye's comments were THE WORST moment of his presidency. He said, they were ONE of the most DISGUSTING moments... And yes, Kanye's comments were disgusting as are Matt's.

As far as America being a racist nation with preferred opportunities going only to whites. Puhleeeeze. Try getting your white valedictorian with perfect SATs into Harvard or any top school. Will not happen. But if you are an "underrepresented minority" (that means NOT Asian), you don't even have to be in the top 10% in any category to have these schools throwing likely letters and huge scholarships at you.

In America, underrepresented minorities have MORE opportunities than whites and Asians. So if they can't make something happen despite this fact, then I would appreciate if someone turned the volume on that 'whine' down.

And yes...carti is verrry politically incorrect. Deal with it.

eggrollin's picture

what he said on the katrina telecast was about as articulate and well-reasoned as a child letting out a burp in the middle of a meal. everyone needs to move on and quit putting so much weight on what kanye says (half of which, is ridiculous anyway). in the grand scheme of things, he's just another ant in this big big world. also, it's rather ridiculous to say that out of the entire 8 years of his role as president of this country, a popstar calling him racist on tv was his worst moment. way to have perspective on what's important.

humpalump's picture

Matt's translation: Cry me a fuckin' river! And i love Meredith's comment..."doesn't seem like much"

Who the fuck does Kanye think he is, throwing around diva demands? Whitney he is not!

@ lilyfly...he did it to himself. No one told him to act like a complete douchehole.

Submitted by lilyfly2523 on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 5:02pm.
However, as much as I don't like him - its probably time to leave the guy alone. I feel sorry for him. NO ONE can take this much criticism for the last two years without cracking. I can't believe I'm saying this... poor guy.

elanenergy's picture

This is so hilarious, when I spit my oatmeal, my bib got spoiled. I have to call my own WAMbulance. I can't decide who is bigger baby here, Lauer or Kanye. But you, MK, are the negligent manny. And a damn fine writer.

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fuckingclassy's picture

Damn, Kanye is a dumb motha****a! His pseudo intellectual mother must be rolling over in her grave. How UN-eloquent one can be. It keeps my belief alive the dude has not only a psychological disorder such as schizoeffective or even bipolar but also a personality disorder, probably narcissism.

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chocopuffs's picture

the diference is that kanye is an entertainer(clown) and that is what he does at his best, Dubya in the other hand was a politicioan and the worse president ever, and he is trying to sell his shitty book? what gives ???? he should be held accountable for Irak war

I"ll take Kanye's duchebaggery any day, Dubya needs to go before he gets handcuffed,

plus Gay Al Roker implay today morning that Kanye was gay. yes he did.
Al Roker is justa sell out as well as the crew in the today show

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dulcecali's picture

YO! Kanye's in DA HOUSE!! Things will be done his way or no way at all!

patty cake's picture

the guy is an uneducated black man...
bush was a shitty president

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The war isn't working.

patty cake's picture

this white girl hates kanye
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The war isn't working.

daredarlington's picture

Ugggh.. I am SO SICK of freakin' Kanye.. enough already! He's got the mother of all egos, and it's just disgusting! He looks like a fool every time!

I don't like Kanye. Every time I hear his "music" on the radio, I change the station. He talks out of turn and without thinking. I still cringe when I see the clips from the MTV awards or the Katrina telecast. However, as much as I don't like him - its probably time to leave the guy alone. I feel sorry for him. NO ONE can take this much criticism for the last two years without cracking. I can't believe I'm saying this... poor guy.

ben_dover's picture

lol cant belive he is still with this its like TAY TAY with the whole vmas she got all this covers in magz and its obvious Mr bush is doing about the same thing to promote his book lol

WHATS NEXT? I HAD TO JUMP OUT OF THE AIRPLANE WHEN KANYE SANG OVER THE INTERCOM ah.!!

Did i hear him right lol 1 of the worst things in his presidency umm we are in hell cus of u lol RETARD....ugh

*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

jonnobaas_sea's picture

I don't think this Kween is happy unless there's a big muscle daddy in leather shoving a butt plug into his corn hole. What a retarded idiot.

"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."

squiggles's picture

Did I hear him correctly? His words stopped the internet? He looks like he's about to burst into tears! He's such a mess...and Matt Lauer is a turd.

Submitted by Rem Koolhaas on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 3:13pm.
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you got it.

Rem Koolhaas's picture

GWB is a racist, he just isn't smart enough to realize it.

Kanye West is a moron, he just doesn't realize it either.

Lauer thinks he is a journalist, but he sold out long ago and is just as much of a tabloid TV hack as all the others.

The USA is fucked, people. Turn off the TV and tune in to the world around you.

Morbidosity's picture

Assbag extraordinaire

Bjork You's picture

Submitted by stank: "How nice to hear from an educated political pundit. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NAZI."

I guess I should be insulted but I'm not because (1) your comment makes no sense and (2) I don't think you're very bright anyway.

Kerfuffles's picture

Enough of fucking Gay Fish! JESUS.

hello, muthafuckahs - GWB doesn't care about black people, never did, never fucking will!

remember how his mom said people should be happy to be in the Superdome, it was probably better than the homes they left behind? apples don't fall far from trees.

Kanye was absolutely set up, and and passing respect I had for Matt Lauer is gone. why was he trying so hard to grind Kanye into the carpet? why wasn't he being that hard on the fucking former PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES? the man who brought us the mess we are now destroying Obama for?

fuck. your. country. americans.

kiss it goodbye.
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agirl's picture

Ugh, it's like every person in this mess is doing something they shouldn't be doing. It's a parade of assholes.

Kanye is an asshole who takes himself way too seriously, yes, but Matt Lauer was bullying him in that clip ("So, you're sorry?" What a tool!) And don't even get me started on Bush re: Katrina or anything else.

Can the three of them be put in a mirror or something and blasted out into space like this villains in Superman? So we don't ever have to hear from any of them again?

kat's picture

IDIOT! AND NO YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING ARTIST! YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO REAL ARTIST YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE HUMAN RACE! ALL LAUGH AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 2:14pm.

America is racist, and white people have advantages. It's as obvious as the Band-Aids in your medicine cabinet. Matt Lauer was being a dick, but, Christ, if I were black I sure as hell wouldn't want embarrassing dumbass Kanye speaking for me.

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perfectangel316's picture

I know people will hate this, but I'm on Team Kanye. Bush was the president, and Kanye is an artist. I expect a lot more eliquency from a former President than Kanye West. Second, I would have felt the same way if I were Kanye. He was set up to look a certain way no matter what his response to Matt's questions were. He wasn't given a fair platform to make his point, and I get where Kanye's frustration came from. Jokes on The Today show when they write the checks to have Kanye perform the day after thanksgiving - go ahead Kanye, keep it moving and take their money in the process.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Oh god.

The media needs to get over it. You can't reason with him anyway, so why bother?

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crazyinjapan's picture

America is racist, and white people have advantages. It's as obvious as the Band-Aids in your medicine cabinet. Matt Lauer was being a dick, but, Christ, if I were black I sure as hell wouldn't want embarrassing dumbass Kanye speaking for me.

simoneenomis's picture

Methinks Kanye needs to get laid. Smoke a bowl. Get back together with Amberbot Rose. Go do something.

Zambonie's picture

Gay Fish is nowhere near as intelimegent as he likes to believe he is or trys to portray himself as

And the harder he tries the more stupid he looks

angel_i's picture

Ew! I just watched it finally...it's like a weird interrogation. Matt's basically asking Kanye if the FBI should just come get him or what....like - are you dangerous, Kanye? Are you calling AMERICA a RACIST?!? You did - but you're sorry, right? Right?!

It's a litte fucking spooky. I'm Team Kanye on this one. It's true - I fluctuate sometimes. I'm ok with that.

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9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
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crazyinjapan's picture

Kanye is an even worse public speaker than Bush, and that's saying something. He's not smart enough to express his opinions effectively, he knows it, and he gets all frustrated and nasty to compensate.

angel_i's picture

It's totally funny watching Kanye huff and puff under his bref. Put a bib on that bitch. It's like witnessing a mother trying to feed her 5-year-old brat a bowl of oatmeal and peaches in the morning. The 5-year-old is like, "NO! Put on cartoons first!" So the mother puts on cartoons. "NO! I don't like that cartoon!" So the mother turns off the cartoon. "NO! I don't like peaches!" So the mom takes out the peaches. "NO! Make the choo choo noise first!"
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LOL! This keeps making me laugh. I keep thinking:
1. A child all of FIVE would be starving in the boringest empty room of MY house
2. i don't even wanna THINK what would happen in Pink's house!

♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James

HA! top three funniest matt laurer interviews ever, tom cruise, pregnant gum chewing britney spears and kanye west. matt's serious face makes them even funnier.

angel_i's picture

PS - I know Dubya's not smart but does he have NO smart people working for him. Cuz if he did, they would have just understood that, well, that's how black people feel and do something to rectify that instead of going to find some other foreign country to bomb.

♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James

angel_i's picture

Submitted by ss794 on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 1:18pm.

Matt Lauer needs to focus on news and not tabloid trash. Why doesn't he talk about the $600,000,000,000,000 the FED just printed and how this caused inflation which has caused gas to be the highest in 2 years and how food prices are going up at the end of the month?
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♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James

Night Owl's picture

They should have brought back Tom Cruise and they could have had a glib fest...

Whatever's picture

ENOUGH gayfish posts already!

ss794's picture

Matt Lauer needs to focus on news and not tabloid trash. Why doesn't he talk about the $600,000,000,000,000 the FED just printed and how this caused inflation which has caused gas to be the highest in 2 years and how food prices are going up at the end of the month?

Today Show is not news, it is tabloid trash.

stinkbutt's picture

NOTE TO KANYE....YOU TAKE YOURSELF WAY TOO SERIOUS, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK. YOU AND G.W. BUSH ARE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES ON THE PLANET.

This was so absurd! All three of them are clowns!

Rem Koolhaas's picture

This country is losing itself by being dope-sick on endless drama.

How pathetic it is to have 2 idiots, in themselves, dueling off on morning TV about who was the bigger asshole to people. It makes me sick to think of all the problems that we have to address as a country. I am still in shock that GWBush was the best we could do as our president and Kanye West is delusional being the voice of a generation. Reasonable and intelligent discourse has gone the way of being simply absurd and moronic.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:48pm.
can we stop with the kanye, dubya interviews... they both make my butt itch...
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Larray's picture

Will someone please tweet him back and say something to the effect of:

Dear Kanye - please go swim in all that money to make yourself feel better. The rest of us are too busy not giving a crap to console you. Please invest in some Pepto, as you've got a serious case of diarhea of the mouf.

I'd do it, but don't have/want a twatter. Maybe he should adopt a mom so she can hit him upside the head.

LaChaylo's picture

Puro pinche pedo = Today Show. All escandalo, no substance. Kiss my ass, Mr. Glib. And Kanye, please, for the love of fucking shit, STFU.

Stan Hooper's picture

I saw the interview -- Kanye came off looking like a moron.

First off. Kanye SHOULD have hired a PROFESSIONAL firm to do his PR. Not these "fabulous" celebrity publicists that don't do SHIT.

As a PR hack, I would have NOT put Kanye on the Today Show until he was properly briefed on what he SHOULD have said. Matt was condensing saying everyone makes a mistake. Duh! A good crisis manager would have provided Kanye with the right soundbites and go from there.

Kanye's reaction to the playback tape shows he suffers from some attention deficit. Can't he speak over the sound? Well. Apparently, not! He should have politely pulled the ear piece off his ear and continued speaking if the playback annoyed him.

Next time, Kanye's handlers need to hire pros. Kanye is a dead man walking on camera. He needs more coaching and step away from the Twitter.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/11/2010 - 12:36pm.
This shit is RIDICULOUS!
TEAM KANYE!!!!
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AND TEAM BOOBY TRENDY TOOOOOOOO! (KEEPING THE TYPO)

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letinstar's picture

can we stop with the kanye, dubya interviews... they both make my butt itch...

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Tem's picture

Kanye is like a worn out old dildo but Lauer is like a jar of twenty year old dead worms. Kanye is the lesser of the two evils.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Not trying to defend Kanye because calling Bush a racist went a little too far, but what he was doing was expressing his frustration with the Bush administration's slow response to Hurricane Katrina. But that should be expected, as the Bush admin was also slow to respond to the terrorist attacks on 9/11. Hell, we're still trying to find Bin Laden, which should have been first priority, but NO, they decided to take over Iraq instead of focusing on a man who is 100 percent responsible for those attacks.

Kanye does bring up valid points in his Lauer interview, but Lauer is an asshole, so I can't take him seriously anyway.

And how was Kanye racist for his Taylor Swift incident? In my honest opinion, Kanye just came off like a giant asshole, not a racist.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.

I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

I thought I saw a few worms crawl out of Lauer's eyeballs! Gay Fish just talked and talked, what did he say exactly? Was that English he was speaking? "And don't make that noise again!" I wish they had crashed some cymbals over his head!