The Kanye vs. Glib Rematch Is Not Going To Happen
Pick up your lawn chair and give up your place in line at Rockefeller Plaza, because Kanye West and Matt Lauer are not going to settle their differences with a bikini brawl in a plastic kiddie pool filled with baby oil after all. Kanye was supposed to perform in a Today show concert on the day after Thanksgiving, but he has pulled out after he feels the producers tried to manipulate his emotions in an interview that aired yesterday. Those plotting bitches are going to have to get their leftover turkey elsewhere.
Kanye's full BASIC BITCHES sermon is below, but in case the only nerve in your system capable of handling his root tooty fresh and foolery has already checked out for the weekend, here's his shit in a nutshell: 1) Ye feels vindicated that Today aired the footage that proves he was set up!!!!!!! 2) Ye doesn't hate Matt Lauer because he only bleeds love. 3) Ye quit the Today concert via Twitter, doesn't understand why the producers don't read every single syllable that falls out of his Tweet hole. 4) Ye is off that.
I'm not performing on the Today Show for obvious reasons. I'm so happy the world got to see just a small piece of "the set up". I blatantly said I'm not performing on a tweet and to everyone around me and the next day they still announced a performance. Do you guys see what I'm saying now... this is just a small slice of the day to day bullshit that goes on that helps to precipitate the idea that I such an asshole.... cause when I don't perform oh noooow I'm the one that's crazy or a jerk!If I hadn't tweeted about how they set me up at the show they would have never played the extra footage that displayed how disrespectful.... I want you guys to look at that footage and start to put everything together now. It's very simple to call someone angry or spoiled or the one thousand names I've been called but it's harder to try to take a look at what's really behind the curtain.
I'm so happy that my real fans are not as "basic" as the media makes them out to be. Did you see them try to justify playing the audio under my interview. Yo sometimes you're just wrong and it ain't nothing you can say to justify it believe me I know!
Right now I'm not complaining. I'm tweeting because I'm so happy you guys got to see this shit really go down!!!!! : ))))))!!!! FINALLY!!! And I don't hate Matt Lauer... We don't promote hate. That's the whole point!!! I promote love and truth! ... we're all products or our environments ... reflections of our surroundings...
You know what ....WE OFF THAT!!!... They made a mistake... they thought they could pull it but they couldn't! That was just a small representation of a bigger media play that's been going on since the beginning of time.
All positive energy ... all smiles. Much love to Matt and the whole Today Show. I accept ya'll future apology in advance LOL!
Why did I even bother copying and pasting that mess? You probably didn't even read a word of that since you're too busy staring at that giant string of glowing anal beads dangling out of Kanye's asshole in the picture above. Kanye's anal beads WOULD glow. So fancy.
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Okay, so let me get this straight (pardon the pun, Gay Fish):
You talk to the media, and then you bitch about how they "manipulate (my) emotions."
Taylor Momsen blames her parents for pushing her into modeling at age 2, and yet continues to be in the limelight with her shitty band, shitty acting, and (gasp!) modeling for some rich ho's spoiled child's "clothing line" (and I use the term very very loosely).
Here's some advice for Gay Fish and that slut: IF YOU DO NOT WANT ATTENTION, DO NOT SEEK IT OUT. Buy a house in the fucking suburbs, drive carpool, get a REAL JOB, and shut the fuck up.
Do what the rest of us do, without all the attention and money and freebies and drugs and booze and coke and all the other shit that makes your poor little life soooo unbearable. Then, and ONLY THEN, can you tell the rest of us how much your life totally blows.
Tweeting isn't appropriate for breaking up with your girlfriend or cancelling dinner reservations. Why would you twitter when pulling out of a show you're scheduled to do with a major network? What a dick. How many blows has this guy taken to the head?
He was playing for the Today Show so no one shelled out anything to see him you just show up at Rockefeller Center.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
I'd be pretty pissed if I shelled out a lot of money to see Kanye perform live, only to have him cancel it with a Tweet. Unacceptable. But then again, I would never shell out a lot of money to see Kanye perform live, so I would never run into this problem.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
chocopuffs: I understood you just fine. Agreed.
"pinches weyes mamones, ahora si me enoje." - sums up my feelings as well.
Dump this fucking looser!
we have a lack of real artistry, kanye, Matt laurer Al Roker,dubya,kim kardASSian Parasite Hilton and all of those douche bags need to go and we have to bring back real journalist and real singers, and real politicians.REAL ARTISTRY,
we need to take our lives back, this is pitiful.
I MIGHT NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE AND MIGHT BE LOST IN TRANSLATION < BUT PLEASE???????? SOMEBODY SHOULD GET THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY!!!!!,
cualquier hijo de vecina se cree un actor o politico, cuando ni siquiera saben que es ser eso,
pinches weyes mamones, ahora si me enoje.
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cacodemonia (or cacodemomania) is a form of insanity in which the patient believes that they are possessed by an evil spirit. The first known occurrence of the word cacodemon dates to 1398. In Shakespeare's Richard III Act 1 Scene 3.Queen Margaret calls Richard a "cacodemon" for his foul deeds and manipulations.[1]
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Por ello en la actualidad «caco» se ha convertido sencillamente en sinónimo de ‘ladrón’.
Kanye,
STFU you delusional ignorant moron.
That is all,
skinny fat
So he agreed to perform at some concert, but now, because he TWEETED that he wasn't going to perform, he thinks he's out of his contract/deal? I'm pretty sure you can't break contracts like that just by tweeting "I quit". What a complete moron. And why does he always looks like he has the fucking mumps?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 8:38pm.
I logged on just to say that if I never have to see another Kanye post I can die a happy man...really too much Kanye...thanks.
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Get thee to a Kanye-free zone!
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Reste
I logged on just to say that if I never have to see another Kanye post I can die a happy man...really too much Kanye...thanks.
I don't get any of this.
poor kanye he is talented loved that new "movie" he made which is clearly a fukcing long video lol and he can mess up at times
im a go on kanye side on this one matt is doing the same thing he did to george and taylor.even if its just their job they dont have to throw it in his face
I hate Kathy lee has anyone notice how all the people who come on K&H show to show them stuff and be professional this B!tches act like eww i cant touch that and make fun of everything.And make the people who go over to show them stuff feel stupid i used to like Hodda or yoda or hooda whatever the hell her name is but not anymore she acts like Kathy now a days
HEY IM ONLY SPREADING LOVE NOT PROMOTING HATE LIKE KANYE SAYS ;)
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Can someone just please tell Kanye to shut up! I mean really, you want to feud with Matt Lauer and The Today show! Whats next a throw down with Rachel Ray!
He is a really talented guy who occasionally puts his foot in his mouth, big time (Taylor Swift). But not this time. His gripe is legit and it's not the first time Lauer has hit too hard.
This guy is a total PARANOID NARCISSIST. He does not truly care about his "fans" as they only serve to stroke his own ego and he actually never takes responsibility for anything even though he might try to make it appear as if he does. Also, he clearly thinks that there are "bad" people who are out to get him and tarnish his name. Yet his own actions are what bring about these people who speak poorly of him. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. He clearly does not understand that his words and his actions only serve to dig himself into a deeper hole, and it's obvious he will continue to go on twitter rampages and act in a classless manner at tv interviews.
I just read that, and now I have a pain over my right eye, the same pain that occurs after guzzling a cherry slushy.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 2:06pm.
But. Seriously. Folks - ok. Thanks for pointing out my Jesus/Lord/God stupidity....I'll just be sitting over here --------------------->
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You ain't stoopit!! You're one of my fave smart ass d-list hos!
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That were me being a smart ass!
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I don't get it...
LOL
That's me being an arse.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 2:18pm.
I don't get the Ye thing?
TEAM KANYE!
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LOL! Team Kan- YE?!?
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
He just can't stop digging himself in deeeper, can he? It must really suck out loud to sound like a total fucking whiny little douche every time you open your yapper. Poor widdle Kan.
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HOW DAAAAARRRRRREEEE YOU?! Look at my avvie! LOOK AT IT!
Oprah was born to pontificate (and bloviate as well). Her superpowers are located in her hair thankyouverymuch - by But.Seriously.Folks
Submitted by chaka1 on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 2:14pm.
The walmart thing was BS? really? Actually, that doesn't surprise me in the least.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Another day, another Kanye story. I'm starting to think he really gives good head, because he's an uninteresting asshole and still gets his picture taken and posted in every blog like, every day.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 2:06pm.
But. Seriously. Folks - ok. Thanks for pointing out my Jesus/Lord/God stupidity....I'll just be sitting over here --------------------->
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You ain't stoopit!! You're one of my fave smart ass d-list hos!
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That were me being a smart ass!
Fuck me! Double postin' my ass off!!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 2:06pm.
But. Seriously. Folks - ok. Thanks for pointing out my Jesus/Lord/God stupidity....I'll just be sitting over here --------------------->
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You ain't stoopit!! You're one of my fave smart ass d-list hos!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
As much as I criticized Kanye's handler's than blame Kanye for this Today Show gaff. Kanye did the right thing. If he was made to look bad, then why show up kissing ass on the Today Show.
Good for him.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Back to the voice of this generation of this decade, I smell publicity stunt. Doesn't he have an album coming out in a week or two? All of a sudden, it's all about Bitchy McBitch again. I swear, I think he and Dubya plotted this together. Dubya's got a book coming out. Dubya's giving interviews saying he's "not a hater". Did kanye write that script??
Illumninati brothers = Kanye & Dubya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 2:10pm.
Hoff, at least now she can be laid to rest and hopefully find answers as to how she died.
I know.
there was a video of people leaving toys and even candy out in front of her house. heartbreaking story....
and yeah, people suck. not God's fault, but sometimes you really wonder, you know?
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
I don't get the Ye thing?
TEAM KANYE!
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
I tried to give Kanye the benefit of the doubt (since he reminds me of my "asshole" cousin), but dude is seriously insecure. I really wish he would just come out of the closet and then he can get back to making good music, not bad headlines! If he's not in the closet, then he needs to figure out what it is that he hates about himself and stop projecting! You're good Kanye, but faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar from the best, but somehow you've convinced yourself that people will care about you if you keep running your mouth about stupid stuff. Go back, get your education and love life!
"I like to think of Jesus with, like, big eagle's wings, singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like, an angel band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk!"
Yo, Jesus, WE OFF THAT!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Kanye West = MAJOR FAIL
You mean to tell me Kanye ASKED to be on the Today Show? He said they “set him up” making us think they lured him into the studio under false pretenses. Kanye is a liar.
I watched the interview again, and Kanye buckled and started to empathize with Bush. Hold on, partner! Stand behind your statements, Kanye. There is more than enough information to take Bush to task on the war, Hurricane Katrina, the economy, etc. All of a sudden, you have no position on anything.
Why is he blaming the media? This fool knows how the media operates. They aren’t going to sit there will all the dead air and b.s.
Kayne already lied about Wal Mart banning his cover art. He’s probably lying about all this too.
Kanye is either completely stupid, an egomaniac baby, or playing his fans for fools.
Enough already.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 2:07pm.
Good thing Jesus can make alcoholic beverages happen from water, cuz he must need to knock back a few every other minute some dickcheeze proclaims his lordship while bouncing off a hooker.
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Or some no talent skank thanks him on stage for winning a MTVMA for thrusting her coochie while lipsynching in a video.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 2:09pm.
According to this diagram,
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Ok, that's funny as hell.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
The deepness made me double post! Sowwy.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 1:44pm.
Completely off topic-
Zahra Bakers remains have been found.
I saw that. what a fucked up world we live in...
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That poor baby. Lousy parents, cancer and then murdered. Damn.
Now this is the part where everybody blames Jesus, but it's really all human beings fault. We suck. No point in asking Jesus to save us from ourselves when we could all decide today to stop being horrible. How come we just can't stop??
Hey, shit! I thought this was Kanye is a douche post.
((refuses to be 'deep' for the rest of the day))
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Matt Lauer is tired of interviewing these self-absorbed douchebags and can't help but fuck with them. Did you see his face during the interview? He was all "You suck."
I can't even go there with this rant from Kanye. Whatever
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"Money can't buy you class, but it obviously can buy you delusion." ~MK
I don't have a problem with what he's saying achally. More with the fact that he's saying it. And that's it's so selfish.
Step down off the podium, Kanye, and go support an educated man who can actually communicate in a thorough way if you really wanna make a difference. Does it always have to be Yeezy, Yeezy, Yeezy? Why don't you take your millions of dollars and back somebody who can actually deliver a message?
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Hoff, at least now she can be laid to rest and hopefully find answers as to how she died.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 1:44pm.
Completely off topic-
Zahra Bakers remains have been found.
I saw that. what a fucked up world we live in...
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thanks, am not usually into true crime news, but this one got to me hard.
This asshole is delusional
According to this diagram, Jesus is God but not the father or the holy spirit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shield-Trinity-Scutum-Fidei-English.sv...
i'm actually with kanye here... that interview was shady as hell.
Oh, I forgot Jesus is also the Son of Man. Contemplate the confusion that one causes.
What can I say, I clocked many hours in da chuuch.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
(Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 1:39pm. As usual, Kanye is cutting off his nose to spite his face.
Yes, but tomorrow he's going to have it replaced with a diamond nose.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/12/2010 - 1:44pm.
Completely off topic-
Zahra Bakers remains have been found.
I saw that. what a fucked up world we live in...
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
I know I"m in the minority here, but what I did watch of the interview was annoying with Matt Lauer trying to act as an interperter for Kanye...let the dumb ass answer and leave it at that.
Good thing Jesus can make alcoholic beverages happen from water, cuz he must need to knock back a few every other minute some dickcheeze proclaims his lordship while bouncing off a hooker.
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
But. Seriously. Folks - ok. Thanks for pointing out my Jesus/Lord/God stupidity....I'll just be sitting over here --------------------->