LeAnn Rimes' Ex-Husband Is Engaged...
TO A WOMAN!
And here's a name I didn't think I'd hear from again unless it was followed by the words "arrested in a glory hole raid, reports The National Enquirer." UsWeekly confirms that Dean Sheremet, the dude LeAnn Rimes dropped to ride on Eddie Cibrian's dick full time, is promised to be married to his photographer girlfriend Sarah Silver. Dean slipped a ring on Sarah's finger on Friday morning in their NYC apartment. Dean used to dance for a living but now he's an expert at handling raw fish as a chef at Nobu.
You know he's only marrying her ass so that he can take her last name and become DAVID SILVER, his icon. He's soooo going to sing "Be, Be, Be My Love" as his vows. This is a valid reason for marriage.
And since the Falcor of Mississippi lives for a reason to blow the Twitter bird, she Tweeted out her congratulations and also claimed that she's not trying to redirect Dean's spotlight on her. LeAnn had this to say:
Congrats to @deansheremet and @sarah_silver on your engagement! A little birdie told me the happy news last night. Wishes for a life full of happiness.@mar_ine my congrats is from my heart. Sorry if you don't understand it. I do not need the publicity, I get plenty. please stop passing judgement
Uh huh. LeAnn has already "stolen" a bitch's husband, 50% from 100% , and now she's stealing Dean Rainbow Sherbet's shine! Nail everything down, because LeAnn is stealing everything up in here!
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Well Leann does have an album and single to promote, she uses EC kids all the time, so why wouldn't she use DS to hype up her album?
If things were so great between EC and LR, LR wouldn't be spending so much time on twitter talking about how great her life with EC and his two kids are.
Lol, I read the headline and immediately thought, "to a WOMAN??" and lo and behold, the first words in the post are "TO A WOMAN!" =P
To all the people unsure of Dean's sexuality, I've got a youtube clip for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rkVHb6HBy4
OY VEY !
She looks like Woody Allen, only much less attractive. So yes, he's gay, and she needs to work on growing that beard.
"Dean used to dance for a living but now he's an expert at handling raw fish as a chef at Nobu."
MICHAEL!!!! That's not nice! (funny as hell but not nice)
I have even known some not-famous people who use engagement as revenge against an ex. Stoopit stoopit stoopit.
LMAO at "Falcor of Mississippi". Fking "falcor"! lollol
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I have no clue if this dude is gay or not. To me, he looks rather metro, not gay. But I have never met him so it's difficult to say. Working at Nobu can pave the way to a good career as a chef. It's highly regarded and one of the restaurants which is worth the price. I have been to the ones in NYC, Miami, Atlantis, and London. All were beautiful with excellent food. I hope he has success after being married to that cunt.
Hopefully this new relationship is a real one and they are happy.
As a side note, I wish they could disable Leann's twatter account. I don't use twatter. Just reading her comments here alone irritates me.
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 11/14/2010 - 8:53am. Now his ex-wife of the WASP-squinty face makes me ill. SHE used him till someone "better" came along.
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Really? Or maybe he used her? I mean, straight or not, he was a fucking dancer and she is famous with loads of cash.
Or maybe, just maybe, she was in love with him and that love faded with his love of peen.
Or maybe they are both straight and got married too young?
Nothing forgives her from cheating with Cibrian, but just because their marriage broke up doesn't mean that she "used him until someone better came along."
Bookworm my dog farts and scares herself.. she swings her head around to look at her ass like wtf was that!!
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"Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 11/14/2010 - 8:53am.
Cibrian is Cuban - good luck with fidelity dear, good luck"
Is he Cuban?
Oh i didn't know that and yes I agree that Cubans are sex mad and do have a problem with fidelity-
I'm married to one and I'm the only one he's never cheated on so his friends tell me ( with their multiple households/ mistresses) and I'm convinced it's because I tell him to go out with his friends and have a good time and give me a break and he never wants to go!
Says he's never had a woman who told him to go out- every once in a while I snap the choke chain and it works great!
If you can put up with the drama, incessant sex demands and the emotions of a 5 year old they make good husbands!
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@ Granny Clampett,
You can hear your cat's farts? I have NEVER heard a cat/dog fart. I have smelt a cat/dog fart, but never heard it. And I have only smelt (smelled?) my cat's fart once, and he is seven. Also have smelt my parents dogs fart, my gawd was that bad!!! I was sitting right next to him on the couch and he slipped a silent but deadly!
Some of teh gehs are "straight looking" so it stands to reason that some of straights are gay looking.
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Shiitake happens...
At least this one is going into it with eyes wide open..
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"I remember when someone in a meeting asked how his wife was and I think you could have seen my mouth drop right there and then."
I had a similar experience. I thought this guy was gay and then I heard someone say something about him being married and I thought "to a dude", but no he has a wife.
This is the best I've seen Mr. Rainbow Sherbet look. Good for him.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Apparently Jessica Simpson is engaged now. Surprise, surprise. Told y'all she'd do this!
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Re: The nelly-acting straight guys. (Just remembered Simon from RHONYC!)
There must be women who enjoy femmy men. You know how some women are always complaining that their their gay BFFs would be the perfect man if only they liked vagina? Well, maybe these women have the right idea. They have a sensitive guy who likes to decorate and shop but can bang away happily at their labiacopters. And other women don't think they're straight, so they don't even bother coming on to them!
Hmmmm. Except for people thinking you're a beard, it might be perfect!
And then there are the butchy women you think are lesbish but they're married to men!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 11/14/2010 - 2:49am.
Rimes made a mistake. She married someone who turned out not to be 'the one'. Don't blame her, blame American society for putting such an emphasis on marriage being the ultimate goal to achieve for any young woman. In the Oprah show the audience goes crazy every time a guy gets on his knees to pop The Question. And every time I find myself thinking: which idiot marries a guy after knowing him for only a year? Marrying too soon is one of the top three of why marriages fail. Besides, being married myself I don't see any difference between being in a relationship or being in a marriage (they both suck, hihi). When you make a kid together you enter a level of commitment that goes beyond signing some legal papers. Sorry for the rant, but this has always been something that really bothers me about US culture, and unfortunately your sitcoms, movies and TV shows are ridden with it. Take "Bride Wars" for instance, yet another film indoctrinating young women to get themselves a white dress and a guy (in that order) to drag to the altar. The "marriage may lead to being unhappily ever after" should be a mandatory part of the credits.
At last somebody says exactly what I think.
Thank you!
Also something that really bothers me is when people refer to children out of wedlock as "bastards". I'm a bastard by the way.
Guys that are that pretty are either from Chelsea or they're total douchebags. He sets my gaydar aflame so I'm voting for the first. Gaygaygaygaygaygay. But get that money and ride the fame train for a little longer. You don't even have to stick it in and you can play tea party and do manis. Oh, but if you're looking for some dick to ride I wouldn't be ashamed to offer some of mine.
I didn't even know he and Ke$ha were dating! Plus, isn't he ghey?
Who cares? Gay or straight, confused or intentionally ambiguous...
I'm glad he's moved on and I'll be frank, he's attractive in the short-guy-with-a-nice-face-and-bod way.
I wish him luck and lots of love from whoever he chooses.
Now his ex-wife of the WASP-squinty face makes me ill. SHE used him till someone "better" came along.
Cibrian is Cuban - good luck with fidelity dear, good luck. No disparagement of the Cuban nationality - my bio-dad is/was Cuban and he put my Mom through a sordid affair till she threw his dirty, incestuous ass OUT. Good riddance; my step-Dad was 10 times the man my bio-dad was.
I once knew a guy who was a waiter and I would have bet my life he was gay. When I finally got to know him I found out he was married for years with three kids. He could have been in the closet and still be married with kids tho but that's up to the individual to figure out.
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My cat was asleep and he just farted so loud he woke himself up. Who are the people in this story??
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The fact that this guy is engaged already signals to me that he likes dick. Otherwise, he'd take his alimony and victimization and score a ton of tuna for years before settling down again. Sure, there are relationship guys, but they don't usually have deep pockets and fame (albeit from his marriage).
People cannot always tell about me and I am not upset with this. Keep bitches guessing, I always say.
I have learned never to judge a book by its cover. He could be straight. He could be a professional beard, a la Kelly Preston!
Perhaps they should co-author a book?
"Beards: Grow One or Be One"
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I think there are SOME straight guys who look gay. Maybe they are few and far between but they are out (no pun intended) there lol!
He is a gorgeous looking guy! Not that it matters but he is cute! Some men are just pretty - gay, straight, or bi! I must admit that I am one of those gals who loves a pretty man! Actually I like androgynous looking guys! Can't help it, I came of age in the 80's!
I have seen gay men who I thought were straight. So I don't see why it cannot happen the other way around?
Submitted by Possum on Sun, 11/14/2010 - 2:38am.
Has LeAnn recorded/sang anything in years?
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Yes. Her last album "Family" did well and came out in 2007. She has a new one coming out soon. I'm not sure this one will do well. She should have kept her mouth shut this whole time.
REBOUND!
Alot of girls like their men a little faggy, which is the only way to explain this. Plus, women these days would be hard up to find a hipster these days that doesn't swish.
If I were a young woman these days, I'd probably have to bring the butch to the table, bceause skinny jeans tight enough to cut off a nut, and elf boots are not exactly the str8est thing ever.
And yes, she DOES look like a well-fed Olsen twin
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Rimes made a mistake. She married someone who turned out not to be 'the one'. Don't blame her, blame American society for putting such an emphasis on marriage being the ultimate goal to achieve for any young woman. In the Oprah show the audience goes crazy every time a guy gets on his knees to pop The Question. And every time I find myself thinking: which idiot marries a guy after knowing him for only a year? Marrying too soon is one of the top three of why marriages fail. Besides, being married myself I don't see any difference between being in a relationship or being in a marriage (they both suck, hihi). When you make a kid together you enter a level of commitment that goes beyond signing some legal papers. Sorry for the rant, but this has always been something that really bothers me about US culture, and unfortunately your sitcoms, movies and TV shows are ridden with it. Take "Bride Wars" for instance, yet another film indoctrinating young women to get themselves a white dress and a guy (in that order) to drag to the altar. The "marriage may lead to being unhappily ever after" should be a mandatory part of the credits.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Has LeAnn recorded/sang anything in years?
Her name annoys me. Either do LeeAnn or Lee Ann, but not this "LeAnn" bullshit.
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Nobu is an amazing restaurant (only been to the London one but assume it is the same in the US) so he clearly really applied himself to his new trade. I don't think it is fair people say his new beard is fug as she didn't ask to be put on gossip blogs just because she is engaged to someone who clearly isn't a famewhore himself. So lay off her a bit, she is way better looking than LeAnn.
Not sure Dean is gay, why on earth would he hide it? He lives in NY ffs, hardly any reason to keep up the illusion.
I worked with a guy a few years back who was as camp as christmas. Jazz hands, spoke with words like: Dahlin', fabuuuuuuulaaaasss and Hello Sailor etc. Married, two kids. I remember when someone in a meeting asked how his wife was and I think you could have seen my mouth drop right there and then. Sometimes... straight men can just be a bit gay? I dunno? Is that what the deal is with Dean?
It sort of reminds me of a Tim McGraw/Goopy pic from the 80's.
Maybe somebody stole something from the set of Country Strong.
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It is weird how photographers, graphic artists and art directors are very susceptible to trendy eyewear. They are powerless not to engage in it..even when it makes them look completely ridiculous.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/13/2010 - 9:56pm.
Not professional, no. But I used to do a lot when I had a camera. Hopefully I'll get a new one in a couple of weeks. But I started noticing this when I kept on thinking I was as tall as everybody else.
Haha the siggie is about Leanne Rhimes from yesterday's post!
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Sat, 11/13/2010 - 11:13pm.
BTW, guys, Sarah is a high-end photographer. She's done covers for Vogue, Allure, etc.
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I checked out her website, and she is quite accomplished.
Their kid is gonna have an extraordinary forehead.
So Hayden Panatierre dumped that 8'0" Russian boxer dude, then? coz that's what this chick looks like. oh shit, one more thing for Leann to tweet about...
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Sat, 11/13/2010 - 11:13pm.
BTW, guys, Sarah is a high-end photographer. She's done covers for Vogue, Allure, etc.
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That makes sense. Now he has greater access to homo designers and male models.
BTW, guys, Sarah is a high-end photographer. She's done covers for Vogue, Allure, etc.
Like Dean really gives a shit that is skanky ex is wishing him happiness. Have you all seen LeAnn lately? This chick is an upgrade.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 11/13/2010 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by kieranx on Sat, 11/13/2010 - 5:28pm.
There's no open post today but has anyone seen the story about LeAnn Rimes' ex husband already getting remarried? To a woman.
He's gay and probably got a fantastic alimony settlement. Why on earth would he glue on a new beard?
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Ummmm, maybe because he ISN'T gay after all?
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You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
What in the blonde beard hell...but anyways she looks like one of those Olsen twins only taller
Yeah you go Hillbilly Bob, get yourself engaged and f* that squinty-eyed ex-slore.
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I blame stupid 3D movies for making those lame glasses popular.
Weird how a chef at a high brow place like Nobu can be attracted to a classless hillbilly (as she has revealed herself to be with age) and then go on to marry a hipster photographer.
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Let's be fair. He was a DANCER when he met her, a very wealthy and famous singer. He wasn't a high brow chef.
Submitted by sonah22 on Sat, 11/13/2010 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 11/13/2010 - 8:04pm.
Yeah they make everything look smaller because of that telescopic deal. I didn't think of it for years until recently when I've noticed that I think everyone is shorter than they are. I have these guy friends who claim they're 6 feet tall, and I always thought they were probably around 5'9 because I felt we were similar heights since I'm 5'4. And then when I look at pictures I've taken while looking through a lens (which is what I prefer), the focus of the picture is always off.
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Well that's interesting - didn't know that. Are you a professional photographer? Btw, I love your siggy, it's hilarious!
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