Angus Young Has Never Looked Hotter
The Crystal Enchantress of the Ice Johnny Weir hung up his polar bear stole and his boa made from bedazzled swan feathers for the night to slip into a Hogwarts uniform that puts the HUFF and PUFF in Hufflepuff. Harry Potter's wand will not stop spitting out the glitter once it gets a piece of this. Pee Weir Herman cast a bretha mortis spell (aka the killing these hos spell) at last night's NYC premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallows, and then he gave them life again by popping a hip to pose. Everyone was slytherin' in their pants.
And those who had to clean their mess in the bathroom after laying their eyes on Johnny were: Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, DanRad, Matthew Broderick with his son and Voldemort's mistress, Joey Fatone with his daughter, Precious, Tom Felton, Ralph Fineass, Liam Neeson, The First Drunk of New York, Lourdes Leon and Darren Criss.
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yeeesh. Tom Felton should consider keeping his Draco bangs. Unless he is up for the part in the live action adaption of "Pinky and the Brain". Which is a shame, because I'm kinda thinking he is giving me the look.
And Gabourey, everybody loves you and all but that is not the right getup.
As for the three...well Rupert always looks high so I can't hate him for that. And Daniel always looks like a power lesbian, so I can't hate him for that. As for Emma...hmmm. I think it draws too much attention to the shoulders. Which doesn't go well with the hair. So she ends up looking somewhat like a lightweight bodybuilder named Olga. We know she can do better.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 3:38pm
Good to see you back posting TV.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by icallbs on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 12:47pm.
and why the fuck is alan rickman never in any of the premiere pics featured on news sites anymore? fucking bullshit.
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Amen! I only watched movie number 1 because he was in it.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Johnny Weir could have been in the movie,class act; what a hoot and great skater!
OMG Dan, Rupert and Emma are so grown up now!!
(hope JKR writes some more HP!!)
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Couldn't care less about and have never read/seen anything Harry Potterish.
But I would love to make mad passionate love to Ralph Fiennes.
Lourdes is going to be a knock out when she gets older.
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Lourdes is going to be a knock out when she gets older.
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I thought that was Dana Carvey, returned from the 7th ring of obscurity.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
WOW. I didn't recognize Lourdes at first - thought she must be an Indian or Pakistani actress with that shiny straight black hair and khol-rimmed eyes!
Submitted by Aerialgreen on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 1:33pm.
Liam Neeson's handsome face (1952-2009)
Hahaha, it it me or does he look like he got stung by a botox bee? Hope not. He looks Emily Howard-like. Ralph Fineass indeed!
SJP- hate the shoes. Never thought I'd say that.
Lourdes is going to be a heartbreaker.
I'll give a shout out for the ginger so he doesn't get lonely. :P Yes, I'd do him. I like nerds and have a thing for red heads at the moment. At least it seems I won't have to fight anyone for him, lol.
Johnny Weir is a little bitch.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 11:20am.
Me thinks Liam is still mourning Natasha and hitting the booze hard in order to deal.
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I second that. Sigh.
As for Ralph Fiennes... I didn't think you could ever cheat on Colin Firth, and I hate cheaters with all my being, but damn if I justified K. Scott-Thomas in the English Patient. Oh my, the desert scenes, he was so "cruelly" hot in every sense of the word. Gasp.
Emma Watson looks cute, but that's all.
Precious must really look for help. It's not about beauty, it's about health, pure and simple. She's not going to live long if she doesn't do anything about her weight, I'm sorry. I'm also sorry that's obviously useless to point this out. I'm sure she already knows it.
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
The stars of this post are:
Emma Watson = FABULOUS!!!! She is a hot kitten.
Liam Neeson = He is hung like a horse. I wonder if he has moved on yet because I am ready to ride that horse.
Malfoy = He looks ok.
Gaborey = Lawdy lawdy. What is that on her face?
did gabby fall into the blush? i accepted this shyt last year because of "precious" and all, but this ain't cute any more...get a better stylist pronto...
and when did liam's face get so bloated looking..
and i'm mad a johnny weir cuz i know he worked hard on getting his boy pussy just right in those shorts and didn't even bother to shave those legs...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
For some reason, this attention whore doesn't bother me at all. I kind of like him, even though I don't give a rat's about ice skating or any other sport.
Precious looks like she's lost a little bit of weight. I'm starting to actually identify facial features. I'm a fatass so I'm sympathetic for overweight people, but I don't think I'd be comfortable at that size.
Madonna's daughter is very, very pretty.
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Liam Neeson still looks pretty sad to me. Can't blame him since his wife was died so suddenly over 1 1/2 years ago. I believe he and Natasha were VERY happily married.....
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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 1:33pm.
Liam Neeson's handsome face (1952-2009)
Damn it Liam!, why? ... you had it going on, I shall remember you fondly(ing).
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He looks like an idiot--like an adult male roleplaying a prepubescent boy for his boyfriend's sex fantasies.
Sidibe's wig looks cheapass and isn't even covering up her hairline.
Lourde's eyeliner looks like shit.
Darren Criss is technically not my type yet I find him very cute ever since I saw him in that Glee number.
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Ew he's trying to clone Clay Aiken.
I'm a member of the never ever Harry Potter club too!
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Liam Neeson's handsome face (1952-2009)
Damn it Liam!, why? ... you had it going on, I shall remember you fondly(ing).
Little Emma is looking awfully cute these days and is one of the few girls that can pull the 1960's pixie look off.
I fucking HATE Johnny Weir though..not sure what is about him that bugs me so but I hate him and the very air he breathes.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 1:09pm.
*sitting next to Evil Cupcake*
Never read not even one of the books, nor even a snip part of any movie.
*sticks PROUD MEMBER sticker on helmet*
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Welcome M.E *hands M.E Potter book to burn as first part of club initiation*
*sitting next to Evil Cupcake*
Never read not even one of the books, nor even a snip part of any movie.
*sticks PROUD MEMBER sticker on helmet*
Liam, ffs, Irish men don't wear blush - you look like a cailín!
Pony Parker is trying to look NYC ecclectic and it ain't working.... and Precious, lawdy girl, get help.
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Oh yeah and Harry Potter sucks! I am a proud member of the Never Ever have I read or seen a Potter book/movie club. There are very few members, sadly, but we are strong in our convictions!
Gabourey already wore that outfit to another event, like last year. I remembered it because it was so hideous. Matthew Broderick looks like an accountant from the Nixon Era with halitosis.
Gabourey already wore that outfit to another event, like last year. I remembered it because it was so hideous. Matthew Broderick looks like an accountant from the Nixon Era with halitosis.
Weir bugs the ever-loving snot out of me.
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Oprah was born to pontificate (and bloviate as well). Her superpowers are located in her hair thankyouverymuch - by But.Seriously.Folks
and why the fuck is alan rickman never in any of the premiere pics featured on news sites anymore? fucking bullshit.
Who the FUCK stole Ralph Fiennes HAIR? Shit!
Lourdes still has a frightening eyebrow situation going on. However, she's less frightening than her Gristle Monster of a mother, so there's that.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
Emma looks stunning. How I wish I could pull that haircut off.
The look for these pop stars these days tends to lean towards...
"Spare no expense. Make me look like a character from Jem/Rainbow Brite/Care Bears/Goldie Gold/TeleTubbies.
All these bitches are TinkyWinky tricked out!
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And why is everybody focusing on Precious when we should be talking about Lola's eyebrow situation?
Lourdes looks stupid with the liquid eyeliner and straight hair. What is that? Not good, Lola. She is forgiven because she is young. When you have skin like that, you can look any way you like.
How on EARTH do these bitches (SJP, Rihanna, Trollsens, Mischa Barton) think they are so fashionable when they just throw outlandish stuff together? How is that "style"? My four year old is a "fashionista" then, because that's how she dresses herself. Jesus.
The person who has actually never looked hotter: Emma Watson. *sigh* Especially in that 5th pic.
A friend of mine and I have spent this week going back and forth with a "Would You Rather" between her and DanRad. (The ginger is out of the picture. He has always been sort of an uggo IMO.) Emma has officially won out over Dan. HOT!
what's going on in matthew's trousers??? that kid sees it too!
Submitted by Bella on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 11:38am.
But then again, I only find him attractive when he's the "bad guy" in movies and has this hard, cold look on his face. Damn I lusted after him when I saw him for the first time in Schindler's list (despite the belly) and felt really dirty and wrong feeling like that since he was portraying a real life horrible villain...
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ME TOO!!
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 11:51am.
If anyone knows Precious' tricep routine, plz let me know. kthanx.
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Submitted by Provolone: "If anyone knows Precious' tricep routine, plz let me know. kthanx."
LMFPO!!!
Well, I'm in favor of the Pee Wee Herman shout out! Loved Pee Wee's Playhouse. Never got all that into Potter.....but this crowd looks kinda regular, compared to that (small voice Disney) crowd from 'merica.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
ubmitted by agirl on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 11:56am.
Precious! TOO MUCH BLUSH! WTF? Does she have no gheys to advise her re: makeup?
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too much blush is the least of her problems. i actually like the girl but she's got to get it together. i don't mean size 2 territory but maybe north of diabetes drive and coronary land.
LOL provy!
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Every time I tried to watch a Harry Potter movie, I fell asleep within the first 15 minutes. Tried 3 times. Never fails! I would love to watch before I bitch but it is fucking impossible.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 11:57am.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 11:54am.
Why does matthew Broderick always look so damn uncomfortable?
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he's got a "horse sense" about/around him!... *rimshot*!... hee!
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Gabby made a serious mistake in the fashion area exposing her arms like that. It does look like she took some pounds off compared to older pics of her. She's got a ways to go but I hope she keeps it up.
WTF is Sandra Lee even doing there?
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 11:54am.
Why does matthew Broderick always look so damn uncomfortable?
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he's got a "horse sense" about/around him!... *rimshot*!... hee!
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
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I think they put her in horizontal stripes because that was the only tent available. But there is NO EXCUSE for the greasy shine in her t-zone!!
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