Little Red Riding Hood Skips Into A Hot Topic....

Dammit! I don't want to see this but I need to know who the wolf is! Are all the men wolves? that would be even more fun.....

Costumes are nice. Acting sucks!

OMG she even used the same camera angles and similar sets as she did in Twilight. Hello helicopter pan over a snowy mountain! Cougar Cathy FAIL!

However, I love Gary Oldman and Billy Burke. At least there will be eye candy.

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I can't believe Karin Dreijer Andersson would sign off on putting her music to this shit!
Karin please STOP!

oh my christ...that looks like a mess

the boy she's making out w/ hot and heavy (dressed in black) is really the wolf, and the boy she dances w/ is the "proper young man" she's supposed to love, but of course LRR is too rebellious flower for his ass... so, LRR runs away over some snowy ass mountains ~ in a dress and silk cape b/c that's how real bitches do ~ with her true love, aka wolf boy. but even HE doesn't know he's the wolf until they are in the clutches of sirius black and he activates the dormant potion he gave to his son (TWIST!) upon his birth. despite wolf boy's rampage on the village (i did say LRR is a rebellious flower, right?), LRR naturally chooses to marry her One True Love. "LRR: the return to fuckery" will be a rom com following the struggles their marriage endures while trying to raise a litter of puppies in the big city.

those are my guesses, anyway. someone go see this travesty and fax me a summary, k?

that was some crappy acting right there and Oh So Twilighty

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O'boy!

If Gary Oldman is in this movie, I'm there. Although he should have the upper billing over Amanda Seyfried. Just saying. He's a brilliant actor.

Ummm. Where's the wolf?

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A bigger twist might be the red riding hood is the wolf...

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Submitted by Dannii on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 10:00am.
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i gotta feeling its probably got a "twist ending" aka M night shamalan and oldman is in fact the killer wolf. there-i saved you $11 or however much it costs to go to the cinema.

I remember the playboy cartoon of the wolf eating grandma who is lying in bed. His tail is sticking out from under the covers and grandma is screaming in ecstasy.

There was nothing in that trailer to convince me the movie is worth watching.

Who knew Little Red Riding was a little whore?

"Is the kid playing the werewolf not half as threatening, either physically or sexually, as Oldman?

Or is it just me?"

i gotta feeling its probably got a "twist ending" aka M night shamalan and oldman is in fact the killer wolf. there-i saved you $11 or however much it costs to go to the cinema.

what in the Peter-Stubbe-wrapped-in-Twilight hell is this mess?

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It's not just you, oh no. Company of Wolves was a good movie. Scary and with Angela Landsbury.

Is the kid playing the werewolf not half as threatening, either physically or sexually, as Oldman?

Or is it just me?

I forgot about In the Company of Wolves LLRH, reimagined by Angela Carter. All LLRH is is just a warning for young girls in play to stay away from men who want to pop it.

Someone didn't get the memo that trailers are supposed to make you want to see the movie and, if the movie sucks, the trailer should still be good.

Everyone is the wolf! LOL, I'll find it for free just to see the hotness that is Gary Oldman.

Twilight meets the Village- Looks like it could have been an interesting idea but I bet the execution is piss poor.
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Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 12:10am.

SPOILER ALERT: it's going to suck dead mans balls in full Rigor Mortis.
SPOILER ALERT: the guy she is in love with is the wolf.

SPOILER ALERT: Gsry Oldman is also the wolf

I have this Roald Dahl's book of Revolting Rhymes that someone gave to me as a child and use it to teach creative essay writing some times. The kids love it.

Team Freeway and Pery grisly fairytales!

ETA: Who's the Edward/Jacob hybrid zombie?

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"They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you." - Philip Larkin.

so, its nothing at all to do with red riding hood except there are woods and she wears a red cape.

thats a bit of a stretch.

and i would give anything to go back to a time when commercials didnt feel like getting punched repeatedly.

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The McCanns Did It

so, its nothing at all to do with red riding hood except there are woods and she wears a red cape.

thats a bit of a stretch.

and i would give anything to go back to a time when commercials didnt feel like getting punched repeatedly.

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The McCanns Did It

Submitted by Thamar on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 3:41am.

and that's the cue for me to gather myself off to bed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JOwxnVoG6Q

i love this song.. thanks for the reminder of it!

OT: what the fuck do i care?

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Submitted by yuga on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 11:53pm.
That does look like crap, but it will make a ton of money. It could be a really good movie if done well, though.

A lot of those fairy tales are not family-friendly material. Many of them are incredibly dark and are chalk full of sex.

Cinderella, in particular, can be a completely different story when you take possible spelling/translation errors. The original tale was in French, and the French word for "glass" is really close to "hair". So instead of the Prince looking for a "glass" slipper, he was probably looking for a "hair" "slipper", if you know what I mean.
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Word. You should see some of the original drawings that accompanied the texts. There's one in particular for Perrault's 'Cinderella' and it has a knight with a sword pointing towards tall grass that has an opening. The tall grass is in the shape of a 'V' with the opening in the middle. Yeah, those stories were clear warnings back in the day.

OT: Is the message in the movie not to be a deer-in-the-headlights-looking-slutbag?

Sam the Sham sung by Mick Jagger:

Who's that I see walkin in these woods, well its little red riding hood.
Hey there little red ridin' hood, you sure are lookin' good.
You're every thing that a big bad wolf would want.
Hey there little red ridin' hood, I don't think little big girls should,
Go walkin' in these spooky little woods alone.
What big eyes you have, the kinda' eyes that'll drive wolves mad.
So just to see that ya don't get chased, I think you aught to walk with me aways.
What full lips you have, they sure lure someone bad.
So till ya get to grandmas place, i think ya aught, to walk, with me n' be safe
Keep my sheep suite on, till im sure that youve been shown, that i can a be trusted walking with you alone.
Little red riding hood, I'd like to hold ya if i could, but you might think im a big bad wolf so I wont.
What big heart I have, all the better to love you with.
Little red ridin' hood, even bad wolves can be good.
I'll try to be satisfied, just to walk close by your side
Maybe youll see things my way.
Before, we get, to grandmas place.
Little red riding hood, you sure are looking good, you're ever thing a big bad wolf would want.
Woah I feel bbbaaaddd, bbbaaaddd, waoh (howl) i wanna go, woah, bbbaaadd

BTW, what kind of werewolf movie NEVER EVEN SHOWS US A GLIMPSE of the werewolf?

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Uhm, I guess it would be unwise to go and see this one with my 7-year old?

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Is Amanda Seyfried in any way worthy of being a movie star?

I mean, she seems sweet in interviews and mature for her age, but about as exciting as rancid peanut butter.

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It's Gary fucking Oldman. I'll watch it.

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I swear Im glad I havent missed anything by not going to the movies
And people wonder why Hollywood is losing money?

I wonder what kind of drug was the person on when they approved this mess?

I want some!!!!

Oh and MK I found a coffin for you *Rojo forbid that happens anytime soon* maybe you can request one with paintings of Mah Boo Anderson and you :D

tohttp://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Gay_coffins_lift_lid_on_new_market

SPOILER ALERT: it's going to suck dead mans balls in full Rigor Mortis.
SPOILER ALERT: the guy she is in love with is the wolf.

Team Freeway.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 11/16/2010 - 8:37pm.
FAIL
Plus we already have a brilliant take on Little Red Riding Hood called Freeway.
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Exactly!

Is it me, or despite his hard living, Gary Oldman ages pretty damn well?

As for this shit fest, yes, I'll probably go see it. I can't stand the Seyfried girl, though. She gives me the willies, but not like Gary Oldman does. That man is FIIIINE.

My mom used to tell the tale a bit more simply.

That does look like crap, but it will make a ton of money. It could be a really good movie if done well, though.

A lot of those fairy tales are not family-friendly material. Many of them are incredibly dark and are chalk full of sex.

Cinderella, in particular, can be a completely different story when you take possible spelling/translation errors. The original tale was in French, and the French word for "glass" is really close to "hair". So instead of the Prince looking for a "glass" slipper, he was probably looking for a "hair" "slipper", if you know what I mean.

Hekki,

I'm going to look for those fairy tale books, they sound great!

Wow, that looks crappy. And that Amanda Seyfried chick is the most goldfish looking human I've ever seen.

Great. Another movie 15 year old girls and their creepy moms can obsess about together.

I like most of the headliners in this, so I'm probably going to have to lug myself to see this.

But who the hell is edward-no-face in the trailer? And why does it look like they just shoved him in skinny jeans and a v-neck? Oi.

Christian Bale would have made a great wolf IF they had put some thought into the plot, instead of going the cheap Twilight route.

The Company of Wolves was an excellent take on LLRH.

Did anyone catch Leonardo DiCaprio on the credits?
Looks like that "Village" movie to me from M. Night. Shammalaymalaylay or whatever, where the "twist" will be revealed online 30 seconds after the midnight showing. Looks like a holiday movie to me, must be bad if they're shelving it until Spring Break.

LUKAS HAAS.

allimsayin.

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Come closer my dear...what nice tits you have!! I never imagined LRRH looking like this but hey...
*throws Hanzel and Gretel into the oven*

Gary Oldman does waste his skills in some stinkers.

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The real life horror of Monsanto: David vs Monsanto
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And another uninspired unoriginal remake/reboot is filmed. I swear, if the idiot studio suits had an original thought go throught their heads, it would be the shortest trip in North America...

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I'm sorry but this movie is genius. It will make a shit load of money from horny teens and their mothers. That lot needs something to fill the need until the next vampire flick comes out, and this will do the trick just fine.

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