White Oprah Is Suing Over This
When Lindsay Lohan's name did the flamenco off of Fishsticks Paltrow's tongue on last night's episode of Glee, I just knew that at a sports bar on Long Island somewhere LiLo's mother White Oprah just fell off her pleather burgundy stool. And not because her 4th Jägerbomb screwed with her balance like a sock on a cat's waist. It's because she was leaning over to pull out her phone in her purse to call her LAWYAHS! If you were thinking the same thing, we were all right! Glee better watch it, because the train of delusional has pulled into their station.
In the episode, Fishy played a substitute Spanish teacher who used the trial and tribulations of the mess that is Lindsay Lohan in her lesson. Fishy asked questions in Spanish like “Lindsey Lohan is totally crazy, right?” and “How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?” Questions that pinche puta loca White Oprah doesn't know the answer to in ANY language.
White Oprah thinks it's shameless and tasteless that Glee mocked her poor child's situation. You know what isn't shameless and tasteless? White Oprah going on the Today show to run her gross talk hole about her poor child's situation. No, that shit isn't shameless and tasteless at all. NEVAH.
White Oprah tells Gossip Cop that her lawyers “are sending a letter to Glee on the grounds that the show allegedly defamed" her daughter. LiLo's spokeswhore added, “Lindsay has an issue that millions of people around the world are dealing with yet ‘Glee’ is treating addiction as a laughing matter.” You know what isn't treating addiction as a laughing matter? Going on the VMAs and making fun of your own addictions. No, that shit isn't treating addiction as a laughing matter. NEVAH.
But seriously, Glee better just send everyone home, because White Oprah has this. It worked with E-Trade. When she's done the writers won't even have a pen or paper to write the scripts on, Sue Sylvester won't have a red tracksuit to put on and Fishsticks will have to downgrade from a 50-room English manor to her mother's basement apartment. Or Glee can settle with White Oprah by giving her a role as a woman whose mouth somehow gets stuck to Mr. Schue's left nipple for the rest of the season. Glee should take the deal.
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I wish all of the Lohan slunts would drive off a cliff in Malibu and explode into a million pieces.
Can you just imagine this family's legal bills. In addition to all of the fees associated with Lindsay's DUI and probation violations, there's another lawsuit pending against her and then all of the stuff WO stirs up.
Come at me bitch!
Did she really receive any compensation in the E-Trade suite? You will never know. I don't see how she could have then, or will now, as she is a public figure that is open to ridicule. Fact.
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
Gweneth was very on Glee. Zero complaints.
i thought Gwyneth was good on Glee.
the b***h has been in rehab how many times and she's not crazy? this will allow the glee lawyers to ask for her medical records, dinah is really stupid. maybe this is how they will get cash for the family while she is not working.
the b***h has been in rehab how many times and she's not crazy? this will allow the glee lawyers to ask for her medical records, dinah is really stupid. maybe this is how they will get cash for the family while she is not working.
It's not defamation if it's true. Turd.
Reminds me of that time my classmate's mother tried to sue another classmate for defamation of her daughter's character after he passed around a link to a porn she'd been in.
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Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 11/18/2010 - 1:56am.
Submitted by sonyablade on Thu, 11/18/2010 - 12:42am.
F*ck Glee! BUT DID you guys see Argentina's version of Dancing with the Stars where they strip and get naked on stage? Now THAT’s a real Argentine Tango. Me Gusta!!! Check out the video here: http://youknowyoucare.com/?p=1132
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Um, yeah, that deserves an OMG. Could you imagine if that happened on American tv? (Of course, they would've gone to commercial as soon as his pants came off, but WOW that was a bit much).
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I find it odd that the host is saying "no no no" throughout this performance and all the others in the "strip dance" episode. There's one by a chick named Monica that makes the other one look positively prudish.
she needed to say something like:
la puta de la lohan esta loca y le gusta la chocha, verdad? with her fake spaniard accent
for this I applaud goop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear Goop,
I've breast fed two children and now my boobs are a mess. I don't want surgery and I understand the importance of a good bra but I was hoping to wear an Alexander McQueen knock off (like Gwyneth's!!!!) to my niece's Christening.
What I'm wondering is, should I tuck my boobs into my pants or let them just hang down?
I don't want to look sloppy!sheilacameron
Fuck you WO! Come chew on my period raisens.
Hope the Court slaps WO with a "Frivolous Lawsuit standard" and toss her out of Court on her phony, bleached blond, coke-whore ass.
Does this means Lilo's "Father to Daughter" song won't ever be featured on Glee? well...
Even Miley's ass and her parents knew how to take a zing from this show.
gweneth's hair is thin thin thin--she's going to need a good wigmaster when she hits my age!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/18/2010 - 9:38am.
When a large corporation is sued, studies have shown that it will cost said corporation a minimum of $50,000 over the course of the suit.
Exactly right: E-Trade (actually, its insurer) paid her some nuisance amount to be done with it. Her lawyer took 35-40%. Both sides agreed to make the deal confidential.
Oh for the love of..........get real bitch tits
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I still can't get over the Lohan's getting money from E-Trade. I really get pissed off about it. And now this. I really wish the media would stop giving this family attention so they will GO AWAY!
White Oprah needs the money, so she'll have Lindsay sue. Waht a bunch of losers. How can 'mom' even show her face? And why does Today keep bringing her back?
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right. like gwyneth paltrow is the most stable person ever.
goddamn, could they auto-tune her any more than they already did without the universe collapsing in on itself? glee sucks.
When a large corporation is sued, studies have shown that it will cost said corporation a minimum of $50,000 over the course of the suit. From what I've seen, most corporations are willing to settle for this amount and 9 out of 10 people (who are usually suing for some bullshit like this) will take the settlement and run. She'll make her 50k that will keep her in coke and booze for a couple of months until she finds someone else to sue.... ass.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
ihope Lohan makes some money, that was the worst Glee ever.zzzzzzz Gwennys lipsincing someone else was horrifica.
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The Lohans will do anything for a buck....
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Does anyone know how much she received from E-trade?
At this point the Lohans should be grateful for any publicity they get.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 11/17/2010 - 9:35pm.
Do you remember when WO came this close to suing the LA court system after the idiots at UCLA determined that Lindsay was misdiagnosed? She was pissed that Lindsay had to go through all that
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That was just spin Lindsay didn't want to be there/get help. Also it was a psych hospital so they had to let her go.
Her team leaked Morningside to TMZ to force the Judge to change her mind and they knew she would get released early from UCLA.
Then she went back to rehab to avoid jail.
I think the comments were in poor taste but surely Dina has bigger things to focus on.
My ears were burning as I was flipping the channel, lucky me I got the moment that flippyfloppy fish was singing. SINGING???? WTF?????
What has this world come to? Im guessing the END!!!
If Orange Oprah wants to sue for them for using Lindsay's name in vain, the producers of GLEE should counter-sue that bitch because thanks to them they've kept this strawberry snortcake's name in the press and therefore relevant.
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First Wino cleans up her act now HoHan, what is the world coming to? Next maybe Toothy Tile will switch to dry humping girls in dark alleys.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Why would White Oprah sue? Lindsay is not a little kid, she's a grown ass adult. If Lindsay's pissed about it then let Lindsay sue. God I'm sick of this attention whore.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
WO should be glad Glee reminded America that her precious child exists
And gave her (WO) a reason to torture us thru the Today show once more
Things were getting too quiet for her
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Ugh, LiLo. Ugh, GwynPa!
This part was awesome I was LMAO
and I think Fishy's snobby Spanish is pretty
*ducks*
*reports self *
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Or maybe she could GET A JOB instead of trying to sue everyone.
It's really sad that these crazy broads (WO, Kate, Oksana) almost make their exes seem normal in comparison. Actually, Oksana doesn't make Mel look normal, that's impossible, she just makes the public despise her more.
it's true so what she suing about?
here's another reason why lilo has no money...WO sues at the drop of a hat and all those filings costs money
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
OMG at the tango. Thanks for sharing. While I'm not at all shy, I'm still a bit amazed she touched her crotch and even more amazed he did.
This shit needs a "Bitch Please" tag.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
If what she said is true, than it's not defamation, no matter how unsavoury.
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Je vis l’instant, les petits moments délicieux comme une balade à pied dans le jardin des Tuileries.
That still is not kind to Fishy.
She looks like a dying brook trout gasping it's last.
I like the way her forehead has wrinkles in some places but not others.
She needs a new Botox injector.
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"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." ~Plato
Lindsay "defames" herself without any difficulty.
F U WO.
Submitted by sonyablade on Thu, 11/18/2010 - 12:42am.
F*ck Glee! BUT DID you guys see Argentina's version of Dancing with the Stars where they strip and get naked on stage? Now THAT’s a real Argentine Tango. Me Gusta!!! Check out the video here: http://youknowyoucare.com/?p=1132
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Um, yeah, that deserves an OMG. Could you imagine if that happened on American tv? (Of course, they would've gone to commercial as soon as his pants came off, but WOW that was a bit much).
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
There is no suit for the Lohans. The truth is an affirmative defense. Can you be sued if you are a stupid greedy parent that is the base cause of your adult child's screwed up joke of a life? No. You don't get to sue your freak parents, it's the roll of the dice if you get good or bad parents. Lindsay got two bad parents,it's a tough break but she's gotten millions for her trouble.
White Oprah doesn't have a legal leg to stand on.
"trash" tag is missing.
Submitted by sonyablade on Thu, 11/18/2010 - 12:42am.
F*ck Glee! BUT DID you guys see Argentina's version of Dancing with the Stars where they strip and get naked on stage? Now THAT’s a real Argentine Tango. Me Gusta!!! Check out the video here: http://youknowyoucare.com/?p=1132
OMG, LOL! Wow, they aren't shy with the gratuitous ass and crotch shots, either. So they aren't stars? That write up said it translates as Dancing for a Wet Dream? Hilarious.
F*ck Glee! BUT DID you guys see Argentina's version of Dancing with the Stars where they strip and get naked on stage? Now THAT’s a real Argentine Tango. Me Gusta!!! Check out the video here: http://youknowyoucare.com/?p=1132
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I still hate Gwyneth Paltrow.
Will someone please parody her?
For those of you without cam access, I'm flipping Dina off with my perfectly manicured middle finger, painted dark brown with a yellow 'fuck you' written in script.
Isn't Lindsay's appearance on the VMA's sort of a double standard - it's okay to poke fun at your very public problems, but no one else can?
White Oprah is seeing dollah signs over her cut of the settlement. Lindsay probably never even heard about Fish Stick's comments until WO opened her big mouth.
Come at me bitch!