Friday, November 19th 2010
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Queen Elizabeth's "Deal With It" Glasses - The Queen England became the Queen of Badasses for a hot minute when she put on a pair of 3D glasses to watch a display at the Sheffield Institute for Translational Neuroscience. Horatio Caine's long-lost mother is the baddest and hardest member of The Red Hat Society!
Yes, the Queen's lipstick looks like it was a applied with a Kleenex, but you know what.....
Photo Pool/Anwar Hussein Collection/WENN.com
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WOW, some white people have absolutely NO lips!!! No wonder my "guy friend" (ok, my fuck buddy) says I have thick lips.
Btw, he's white and I'm black.
ROTFL hysterically, MK!!
@Queen Mum - memo: remove the fking flower hat for true bad-assery. jeez. ohgod.
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"....Papa is going to sit Jessica down and lay 10 Twinkies out on the table....." -MK c.11.2010 (good damn luck w/ that all-out attempt at a prenup talk w/ the Chest, papa. lmaolol!!)
They have nasty, scratchy toilet paper at Windsor Castle. (I know this to be true, as I read it in the Daily Mail, an unimpeachable source) Hence the pained expression.
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~Serving fine tilapia dinners since 1978~
Joke's on you bitches, that is totally the Queen's stand-in!
Don't judge me
STEALING AND MEME-ing, Michael K. JSYK
Just look at that family of hers. She's the only normal one, aside from Princess Anne. You go, QEII!
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
I hope Kate gives the Monarchy no trouble, if she does she could wind up not exiting a dark tunnel somewhere, compliments of the big royal machine.
Re Brenda's skin-its England everyone-damp small island and the first thing I notice is alot of good skin and my own skin is amazing there-humidity bla bla...
BTW -Private Eye-English satirical mag has nicknames for the Royals-they call the Queen
Brenda!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I love that broad so much.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Submitted by thegobbler on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 10:14am
Considering how hard it is to find a teen virgin nowadays, she must be hitting the pre-schools for her beauty regime.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
I heart the Queen.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 9:33am.
El Bastardo,
I absolutely love that France Gall link. I have been singing it for days. This was used by Tarantino, right, for that Grindhouse double feature he did with Robert Rodriguez? Anyway, thanks again.
YEAH! Love it as well! Deathproof was the US version! :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhO0Kfl5Ck&feature=related
A friend of a friend once met the queen in some large, audience setting and apparently she was close to being overwhelmed by the experience but not before she noticed that the queen's skin was AMAZING! (No suntanning, smoking, junk food, or stress).
Dang! She looks very like my mother, who is one week older than Queenie, and did a stint with The Red Hat Society. My daughter once looked long at me and then asked if I would be a Red Hat Lady one day: first I laughed, then I cried. Hope not. As usual MK has spotted the funny in the mundane.
LOL
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 9:35am.
her skin does look pretty good for an ancient
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Well, she's actually a lizard person, and rips out the throats of virgins, doncha know. (Some ppl actually believe this...It ain't no Skeletor knock-off joke.)
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
First, good morning Mrs. Patrick Campbell. Second, the "bitch" just rolls off of her in waves...almost like she could smack my teefs from her picture....I respect that kind of memaw mean.
Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 9:08am.
if her uncle never abdicated, she and her whole family would be irrelevant Royal cousins you never heard of.
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Not really. Uncle David didn't have any kids, so the throne would have gone to Liz in the fullness of time anyway.
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"You're disssthphicable!!!!!"
I see someone has been reading ONTD. What's your screen name over there, MK?
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"BITCH, buck up your gums! DAMN!"-MK 6/2/10
Those are x-ray vision glasses so she can see ElB nekkid bits.
She's looking pretty damn good for an 84-year-old. Some of these old Hollywood broads who are still trying to look young could take a page from her book. Nothing wrong with aging gracefully.
her skin does look pretty good for an ancient
I call BOTOX!!! LOL
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Right? She makes Aaron Eckhart's lips look Angelina Jolie's. I suspect the Queen's lips have disappeared from pursing them so much.
Apparently the Queen is also a sizemologist! It was revealed that during her honeymoon with the supposedly horse-hung Phillip the Queen could not 'keep her hands off' Phillip for a minute!
So with two queens (Elizabeth and Phil) bumping nasties, isn't that Lesbianism?
Apparently the Queen is also a sizemologist! It was revealed that during her honeymoon with the supposedly horse-hung Phillip the Queen could not 'keep her hands off' Phillip for a minute!
So with two queens (Elizabeth and Phil) bumping nasties, isn't that Lesbianism?
Apparently the Queen is also a sizemologist! It was revealed that during her honeymoon with the supposedly horse-hung Phillip the Queen could not 'keep her hands off' Phillip for a minute!
So with two queens (Elizabeth and Phil) bumping nasties, isn't that Lesbianism?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 9:19am
It is never too early for booze. You know better then that.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Man, she has thin lips. A tube of lipstick must last years with her.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by guest on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 9:25am.
those royals live forever & they are old forever. remember the queen's mum?
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Totally agree. Elizabeth's mom the Queen Mother lived to 102. And I have a feeling Queen Elizabeth will live to 100 also.
El Bastardo,
I absolutely love that France Gall link. I have been singing it for days. This was used by Tarantino, right, for that Grindhouse double feature he did with Robert Rodriguez? Anyway, thanks again.
My friend's mom loved Sheila. Remember her?
Sheila and Her Hair:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUylpu7sk1Y&NR=1
(And El Bastardo, sorry, but The Smiths declared that the queen was dead back in the 90s.)
Elizabeth's husband is the real slut, and he is not hot. That's where the kids get their philandering side.
Remember Lizzie's sister? Now SHE was a Hot Slut.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 9:19am.
*hands Miller Lite to Jacko*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 9:22am.
Jack if she leaves the glasses on then little jack may look 3D
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this is exciting
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
those royals live forever & they are old forever. remember the queen's mum?
Submitted by Goldigga on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 9:16am.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 9:10am.
That was hilarious!!
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Thanks! :D
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Just a friendly reminder for chi-chi awareness month ;)
Jack if she leaves the glasses on then little jack may look 3D
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 9:16am.
Who is Percy Carruthers?
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 8:45am.
MK. You've crossed a line here. You should NEVER EVER call my ruler a hot slut. As a British subject loyal to The Royal Family I shall have to refrain from venturing on to this site EVER AGAIN.
signed El Bastardo ( Percy Carruthers )
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Him got mad.
*sits in corner with Leenie not knowing who Percy is*
*whispers* is it to early for booze?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Her Majesty may be the only celebrity who needs and could get away with a little collagen in her lips. LOL
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Michael K. is my sister from another mister!
Who is Percy Carruthers?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 9:10am.
That was hilarious!!
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
MAXINE!!!!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 9:07am
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You might want to watch your back.
Percy Carruthers is NOT amused. Lol
QE2 (to Waity Katie while wearing those bad@$$ glasses): I wish the best for the upcoming marriage between you and my beloved grandson. Poor boy hasn't been the same since his mum and dad divorced. You DO know what happened to his mum after they divorced, DON'T you, dear?
Waity Katie: Why yes, such a tragedy. ** look of sorrow, followed by nervous laughter **
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Just a friendly reminder for chi-chi awareness month ;)
Her Majesty has a lovely complexion for her age.
YAY! ANOTHER ROYAL WEDDING OMG I'M FUCKING DYING!! AND HE GAVE HER PRINCESS DIANA'S RING! OMG!(see jane run through office wall with arms flailing)
if her uncle never abdicated, she and her whole family would be irrelevant Royal cousins you never heard of.
i think she looks really good here, red is her color!
Fuckin-A
her pearl necklace...
HAAARRRRRRRRRUUMMMMMMMPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
LOL@Percy Carruthers
DWM - ON, of course. AND THOSE GLASSES MUST STAY ON AS WELL!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus