David Arquette Is Making Up For Lost Time
Courtney Cox is no longer around to send David Arquette into the time out corner when he acts the fool, so now he's letting down his everything and going wild. Not only is David looking like a Czechoslovakian circus roadie who smokes meth with the clowns and isn't allowed near goats by court order, but he's partying like he's got no curfew!!! It's like Big as seen through the eyes of Joe Francis.
Page Six says that at the GQ Men of the Year Awards at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. the other night, David's thirst for the sweet nectar was so serious that he jumped through a window to get to the bar faster. The witness-type said that David was in a rush to get his mouth around a bottle so he cut his distance to the bar in half by climbing through a window.
You know, some might call that move desperate, pathetic and sad, to which I say, YOU'RE RIGHT, but it's also all sorts of smart! What if David didn't act with immediate urgency (as one of my really annoying ex-bosses used to fart) and politely walked to the bar instead of throwing himself through an open window? What if in that extra 2 minutes the bartender served the last drop of booze to somebody else? David would've been totally fucked. So sometimes you just have to jump through a window. Don't act like at your last family reunion you didn't crash through a screen door when you heard your auntie scream "Who wants the last beer?" from the kitchen.
And I know David is looking like his parts come pre-lubed with bathtub cheese, but I still would.
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I'd have some sloppy drunk sex with him. I always thought he was hot.
"Czechoslovakian circus roadie who smokes meth with the clowns and isn't allowed near goats by court order"
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The guy's clearly in pain and is no doubt blowing off steam. When I divorced, I ate myself from a size 6 to a size 12... we each have our self-destructive tendencies. I don't blame him for acting out these days, but hope it's a phase that ends soon!
OK, I am now officially grossed out by this guy. He looks like the stinks!
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EEWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...ewwwwwww and more ewwwwww..
Edit: He looks like a smelly homeless drunk in these pictures!
Is it just me or does anyone else notice the Arquettes look better as they age?
How is this shit possible?!
That being said, I never could figure out Wwhy Cox was with him. I mean, he seems like he needs big titties to always suck on. And she's a B-cup, maybe C on a good padded day.
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Oh look, David Arquette is even more of a loser than before.
I think mr. arquette was faithful, and whatnot, but we never know what happened beyond closed doors.
I'm sure this marriage dissolved years ago, and he only admits his faults.
This gives Courtney plenty of time to decorate her dollhouse and dress her stuffed animal collection with Maniston.
Well, it looks like he's having fun, so you go on with your bad self, David whoever.
LOL@crashing through the screen door. I'm pretty sure I've ever done that at a family party but I can't promise I never did it at a college party;p
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I would too! He is getting better looking with age. I never understood what he saw in that bag-of-bones anyway.
And I love his bodyguard!
Suspenders, midget and tank top= all things to cause a divorce.
David Arquette before Cox
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1316592128/nm0000274
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2511050752/nm0000274
David Arquette on Cox
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2105186048/nm0000274
And of course we see David after Cox.
I have no point. I just like saying Cox.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 2:38pm.
never thought this particular arquette was hot, but he looks kinda hot here...
Yeah, I'm surprised too. I expected rather pink, pudding-like body with no signs of physical work and now I can't stop ataring at 3rd photo with this curve that goes from under the armpit and is bulging (!!!) throught shirt. That's weird feeling being attracted to David Arquette. Alexis - always, but David? Who knew?
Umm, no.
He's awful. Courtney is probably exhausted playing mommy to his idiot ways. He's also looking a little methy in the face.
someone should tell that dwarf that smoking stunts your growth.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 3:12pm.
hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaha!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
In spite of all the wonderful points made here, the pinkie ring is the determining factor: Not hot. I heart the midget, though!
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
wow. I am just blown away by the number of hoz that find this guy hot....count me out.
this is one desperate looking whore ready to go down with anything, not that I wouldn't though,guy is hot,
sure as shit he is immature...but I always found him all kinds of sexy...and esp. in his wife beater that says love...yes I would hit it...without a doubt...and maybe the midget too cause I am kinky like that!!
Just like I said when he chewed off the Cunty Cox ball & chain. He just wants to roam free & let the ghey come out & PLAY!
At least he's having fun. When I broke up with my ex-husband, I was too broke and depressed to have fun.
yuk. he makes Pete Doherty look like Christian Bale
would a bath be too much to ask ???
I'm liking the new (old) David! Skeezy works on him.
he looks awfully thin...
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It's funny, because he said he wanted to get back together, didn't he? Meanwhile, he's doing the Jon Gosselin School of Divorce thing.
Don't worry, you will get plenty of attention by wearing that outfit, there's really no need to throw in a midget.
I think David looks old and stinky. As wasted as he must be, I wonder how he resists the urge to reach down and hold the little guy's hand as they make their way through the paparazzi throng.
jee just what we needed a never was with a public mid-life crisis melt-down...I know he is younger but he looks 48yo. and HOMELESS.
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I want a midget friend too.
@dubious1, I guess he likes his body guards like his sexual encounters, short (rim shot)
Ha! Go, David, go!
I love that midget. I wanna take him home with me.
Doesn't his friend know that smoking with stunt his growth?
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You can't tell? Obviously - that's his bodyguard.
Roflmao.
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Submitted by Banana Jesus on Fri, 11/19/2010 - 2:40pm.
Whose the dwarf?
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Courtney may have been tired of acting like his mother, but I bet she had to be one with this child-man. I dislike him, he acts like he's going to act like a juvenile no matter, he's annoying as hell.
Are we sure these pictures aren't taken on the set of the latest Lynch movie....?
"Not only is David looking like a Czechoslovakian circus roadie who smokes meth with the clowns and isn't allowed near goats by court order, but he's partying like he's got no curfew!!!"
This is so funny. This guy should write the "how to divorce" manuel, while his ex is over there writing.....some other thing about couples therapy. LOL. David knows how to get this "therapy" on.
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@letinstar, really? I think Courtney just rethink that getting back together statement. He looks like that lesser Arquette, the transvestite
This duo is just too good to be true... LOL
Whose the dwarf?
never thought this particular arquette was hot, but he looks kinda hot here...
yes, i am ashamed...
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