Dennis Rodman Gets Something Sucked During A Morning Interview
Those of you who celebrate Carb & Booze Day tomorrow are going to need something to talk about in between nibbling on Jell-O salad around the table. So after you finish telling your nana and your other relatives the story about a young man's discovery of a menstrual artifact in a crotch cave, you can paint them a picture of Dennis Rodman getting something sucked on during a radio interview yesterday morning. Gobble gobble.
Dennis called in to 790 The Ticket, a South Florida Sports Talk Radio, and a few minutes into the interview it became clear that his blood flow was going downstream instead of upstream. Dennis kept throwing out a bunch of "ums" and barely audible responses. Basically, bitch acted like me whenever the nurse at the free clinic asks me how many partners I've humped on in total. When the hosts finally asked Dennis what he and his trick Teresa were up to, he said, "She's just sucking something. Sorry! I'm sorry about that. You said keep clean, right?"
If the Dennis Rodman of today didn't look like Gollum on the wrong kind of growth hormones, this might give me a fever in the nipples, but it doesn't. Especially because he didn't specify what kind of "something" Teresa was putting her lips on. My imagination is fueled by gutter water, so the image of Teresa chupa-ing on Dennis' anus ring is going to stay with me through the holidays.
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That wasn't bizarre, that was pure nastiness. Rodman is just trash.
And I refuse to click that link.
This is one baboon that Madonna wanted to carry her child. Every time I remember that, it reminds me of how trashy she was and possibly still is.
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Rodman is such a classless lowlife piece of trash! So is anyone that associates with this clown.
I can't believe he hasn't offed himself yet.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 3:10pm.
Uh, I can vouch for Jack, he's definitely all male.
*hides*
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I can vouch for Team Valtrex, he's a straight male and worships cleavage. Trust. Hee hee.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 3:10pm.
Uh, I can vouch for Jack, he's definitely all male.
*hides*
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Actually, I don't believe that straight men post here. It's either gay guys or women pretending to be guys so that they can spout off their vitriol just like the others here with the big difference that they won't get their heads ripped off by other commenters but have horny women leapfrogging over each other by complimenting them and telling them how funny they are.
It's the oldest trick since the beginning of web 2.0. Pretend to be a guy online and instead of getting your ass kicked for your digusting and inhumane comments you get countless blow job offers.
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 1:22pm.
LADIES, it is in your best interests to know what is in your cooter at any given moment.
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LMAO
I wonder if the likes of Hohan, Parasite Hilton and Bit Brit keep a strict inventory of what they stick there since they allegedly use it for storage. In the case of PH, you could even find a small dog tucked in there I bet.
And yes, there are str8 dudes on Dlisted...they are very open about their appetite for chocha every chance they get...you never really noticed them for real? You must not read many comments then.
"Arrested for Prostitution!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dOLUhHfuCwfeature=related
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Judging by your comments I'm going to give thanks I didn't click on the link.
I read the menstruation story and MY GOD how dumb can people be? Especially the one commenter who asked if the girl ever masturbates? Women get off rubbing their clit not sticking their fingers up their vags.
Also, why should I examine my vagina every day? What woman inserts their finger into her vagina rummaging for 'leftovers'? What. The. Fuck?
And from what third-world-country were most of the people commenting on that site? It was a used tampon. Really? Tampons weren't construed to fall apart in your vagina so that bits could happen to be left there when pulling out the tampon. If this would be the case, I don't know how many women would have died of TSS by now. And since when is a tampon made out of paper? Oh, the stupidity.
Still, I have to say I'm astounded by the guy's behavior. He could have reacted way worse.
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I really didn't need that in my life right now. Why oh why do I click on these links against my better judgment!
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
That 'clot' girl is nasty as shit. Okay, I have a deep personal relationship with my vagina. It is shaved, scrubbed with Phisoderm baby wash, powdered with Shower to Shower, loved stroked, admired, looked after- so I do not understand how I am an older woman and I go to college with these young girls who smell like vagina, cigarettes and Victoria's Secret perfume? Wash that ass!
this crowd finds humor in just about everything, so if THEY are disgusted by the story, I am so not gonna click on that link. thanks for the warning y'all, life's too short to witness/ponder that kind of stuff, and I got pies to make!
Dennis is batshit crazy enough for me today. I always felt he was stuck in teenage years, still doing things just for the shockvalue/reaction.
In my neighborhood, he's a momo that needs to grow the hell up already.
holy shit, that story was funny! i'm so glad i'm not a girl...or straight
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by Dolly_D on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 12:33pm.
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Yeah, it is very telling that the str8 men of Dlisted are very silent on this one. LOL
There are straight men on Dlisted? Where? *looks around* Really? I'm not saying they shouldn't be here or would be unwelcome, I am just a bit surprised.
Re: the artifact - LADIES, it is in your best interests to know what is in your cooter at any given moment. (Grandma told me this.) The contents of your own cooter should not be a mystery to you!
You don't want to lose track of things and end up in bed (or bar bathroom stall) one evening, with your sweetheart (or someone you just met) discovering old cheerios, last year's EZ Pass, small change, an earring, a half-used chapstick, the garage door opener, the extra set of car keys, cat toys, your tax return from 2005, and whatnot in your ladyparts.
I can only imagine how the guy's hands smelled (in the link) also his bedroom, kitchen, etc.
That's just foul.
After reading that story, this goes to show that hot chicks can be nasty (in a bad way).
I thought Dennis Rodman was broke. Why is he still getting laid? Ewwwww
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I laughed SO hard at that mystery tampon link that I had tears streaming down my face. Thanks for being awesome MK.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by Dolly_D on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 12:33pm.
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Yeah, it is very telling that the str8 men of Dlisted are very silent on this one. LOL
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I was thinking the same thing so LOL with you Spicy.
btw...thanks for using Carl Hardwick as your avvie..I'd forgotten what a hunk he is! Woof!
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
Submitted by Dolly_D on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 12:33pm.
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Yeah, it is very telling that the str8 men of Dlisted are very silent on this one. LOL
"Arrested for Prostitution!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dOLUhHfuCwfeature=related
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That link took me to one of the most foul things I've ever seen, thanks for the TMI, MK. Was that your way to remind us all to make sure we have stuffing for the turkey tomorrow?
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
It pains me to watch this man around town. He was one of the best rebounders in history.
Whatever I won't say anything else. I have no idea why that radio host didn't cut the line when he started acting like a fool.
This goes to show you that a guy will FUCK anything if he can get it. If I spy anything resembling poor hygiene or general oddness there is no way I'm going to be able to do it.
For instance, I got ill when I saw my date's uncut penis. It resembled a grizzled Slim Jim that was chewed on by the family dog. I tried but I threw up a bit in my mouth! So, I buggered outta there saying I was getting the flu.
Why did I read the link. Whywhywhywhywhy.
This guy is a tard and the girl he slept with is a disgusting skank.
I thought it was a blood clot, piece of meat first, dead embrio or whatever...HURL.
I am most disturbed by the fact that he put that thing on a plate and disected it with knife and fork while taking pics of it...mainly because just the same way he kept fucking that girl without care, he probably eats off that plate after a quick rinse (if anything). You just get the sense this horny dude is capable of that and more.
And I want to read Jack's take on this situation (if he dares to click on that link that is). How many str8 guys here will continue to fuck a girl after such discovery?
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"Arrested for Prostitution!!!"
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LMFAO @ Leenie...
That is the most disturbing, yet funny, thing I've read in a long time. Sorry, but HOWDOYOUFORGETYOUWADDEDUPTOILETPAPERANDJAMMEDITUPYOURTWAT?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
OMFG the ghetto tampon! And he's still fucking her? If I were her I'd be fucking MORTIFIED that he blogged about it!
*barfs*
Jacko would shit himself if he saw that!
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OMG the ghetto tampon story is horrible; and he fucks that nasty vagina after he pulls that dirty toilet paper from her *_* ewwwwwwwww
Imagine if that thing were a baby's head, lmafo.
that vagina reminds me the "magic bag" from felix the cat.
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I'm gonna take your eyes, use them as a seed, Grow up a tree on the balcony.
I wouldn't simply continue on with the night and fuck someone from whom I just removed ANY type of "crotch artifact". That's an "excuse yourself to the bathroom and escape out the window" moment.
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Ok, maybe to give the chick the benefit of the doubt, maybe with it being her last day or whatever, she didn't want to use a tampon so she wadded up some toilet paper to absorb any....leftovers...and MAYBE her vag sucked up the TP wad?
I'M TRYING TO RATIONALIZE THIS HERE!
*projectile vomit*
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 11:48am.
"Maybe I’ll find a rubik’s cube in her butthole."
Oh come on you guys!?!?!?! That was fucking HILARIOUS!!!!! Is that Sucky???.... I am dying!
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Yes, that did make me snarf.
Are there DIY instructions for the ghetto tampon? I'd like to save a few bucks before Christmas.
There are surely six degrees of separation between Dennis Rodman, the tampon-picture-taker and the tampon. But I don't want to know what they are.
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Didn't I see that blog picture in a Nigella Lawson cookbook? Looks delicious, though maybe a bit overcooked.
Reading everyone's reactions, it makes i surprisingly easy to not click the link.
Did not read. Thanks for the warning people. I truly appreciate it. Thinking about Dennis Rodman getting a bj was nauseating enough.
"Maybe I’ll find a rubik’s cube in her butthole."
Oh come on you guys!?!?!?! That was fucking HILARIOUS!!!!! Is that Sucky???.... I am dying!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
OMFG that tampon story is gross. It sounds like she made a temporary tampon and since it wasnt made to absorb blod it moved inside her and she forgot about it. The worse part is that he continued to fuck her and I bet u, he fucked her raw.
Years ago, I know of a story about girl from my old neigborhood that forgot she had a tampon in her. For mths she was dealin with a smelly odor problem and cramps, when she couldnt take any more, she went to ER. Low and behold, she had an old tampon removed. The worse thing is she was a total whore and fucked alot of guys from my old block. SO it brings me to wonder, whose is worse in both instances: the dirty girl or the guys who dont care what they stick their dick into.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 11:26am.
OH MY GAWD Michael!!! Ghetto tampon! He threw that shit under the bed then still fucked her! LMAO!!!!
I feel ill!
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Eww it does look like a ghetto tampon made out of a brown paper towel!!!! Nast! How did that chick not know she had that shit shoved in her cooter???
Yuk!!!!
Crotch artifact??? LOL!!!!!!
Super nasty gross though....kinda mad I clicked on that link too.
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I'm kinda confused as to why he goes back for more. Disgusting pig - the lot of 'em.
I fucking well KNEW I shouldn't have clicked on that tampon story. Jesus jumped-up christ. I can't believe the dude not only took pictures of it and dissected it, but he's still seeing her? And I thought Dennis Rodman was disgusting.
The vagina artifact story is disturbing, what's more disturbing is that the dude's still willing to fuck her again.
Becareful man! You might find a 1980's G.I. Joe up there!!
I cannot believe I just read the vaginal artifact story. *lies down with wastepaper basket, just in case*
That vagina artificat story was probably the most disgusting thing I have ever read. Ironically, it did take my mind off of these menstrual cramps from hell I have been suffering through all morning.
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The makeshift tampon....OMFG!!!!!!
*projectile vomits*
Well, obviously, he's still the most vile, foul fuck ever... except for our Sucky! He's da best!! ;D
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Ewwww
That crotch cave artifact story was horrid.
click on that link at your own risk.
you've been warned.
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