Kanye West Is Still On That
At the end of his show at NYC's Bowery Ballroom last night, Pastor Gay Fish took to the imaginary podium and spit out a 9 minute long whiny bitch sermon about himself, Taylor Swift, himself, Matt Lauer, himself, Dubya, himself, himself, himself and himself. Even Stuart Smalley was like, "Give the mirror some air, dude, and back away..."
It's just 9 minutes of Kanye yanking at his own shit while wailing out WOE IS ME song about how everyone's out to destroy him. Bitch, you ain't Alexis Carrington! And Alexis would simply slap a bitch, steal their man and then move on to the next. Instead of making everybody head to the exit door early by busting out a rant, Kanye just needs to slap Matt Lauer and steal his man. Do it like Alexis would.
If you don't feel like spending time with Kanye's voice today, here's a couple of subjects he touched upon last night. From UsWeekly:
Gay Fish on the Taylor situation, which happened like 15 centuries ago: "Taylor never came to my defense at any interview," West ranted. "And rode the waves and rode it and rode it."Gay Fish on the Today show manipulating Dubya's words to get him ragey: "Because [of] the popularity of me, they exploited that...That's not what he f*cking said!" West railed. "That's not what he said! He said it was one of his lowest moments. But it shows you---the way they try to villainize, the way they tried to do that."
And here's the video from Gotcha Media.
The best part is when some dude in the audience screams "WHO CARES?!" Now that's the real voice of the people. Preach it!
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Submitted by justincase on Thu, 11/25/2010 - 12:05am.
I will not assault my ears with this shit. Why the visuals alone make me want to insert that super king-sized, Egyptianesque, amulet, necklace thingy into his pie hole to shut him the eff up.
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Ditto. He is just such a fucking loser whose insecure gigantic ego knows no bounds. Unbelievable. I am not even a fan of Taylor whatever and even I think his remarks are unbelievable. Yea, I sure am gonna defend some small prick who stole my spotlight and told me I didn't deserve to win in front of the entire world. Go away asshole
I will not assault my ears with this shit. Why the visuals alone make me want to insert that super king-sized, Egyptianesque, amulet, necklace thingy into his pie hole to shut him the eff up.
Total douchebag!
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In a time of universal deceit
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Those who exchange liberty for safety deserve neither; AND LOSE BOTH!
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I want to flick Gay Fish on the tonsils, but it probably won't be enough to shut this A-hole up.
miss kanye honey, you are on my last fuckin nerve little girl!
I can't believe we talk about this crazy person, but "Who cares!" guy rules.
Kanye is a certified douchebag-cunt face-cocky asshole, but his latest record is SO GOOD. I didn't buy it though (didn't want to give him the $$). I "found" it online.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
Kanye and Kanye's ego need their own planet.
Submitted by LondonParisIsHot on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 3:22pm.
Why the FUCK would Taylor Swift come to his defense in an interview?
Let me think about this....I can't think of any reason at all!!!
Someebody needs to be 5150ed, like YESTERDAY.
Yes, Kanye, everyone is out to get you.
Textbook-Schizophrenia.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Lucifer_sam why would Kanye have to "call out" Taylor Swift? She was just accepting an award. And Beyonce's video wasn't that great. I actually preferred Lady Gaga's "Pokerface" one and thought she would win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk3LHHOlm6o&feature=related
I, mean, THEY'VE GOT MOVES!!!!
Why the FUCK would Taylor Swift come to his defense in an interview? To defend him snatching the mic from her on stage and then saying she didn't deserve the award she was fucking HOLDING?! I'm not even a Taylor Swift fan, but that was a wack ass mess.
"Well you're a whore, whore."
He's certifiable, but I think it's great in this day and edge that there is somebody who comes with no filter. More entertaining. And let's face it you all laughed your asses off and enjoyed it when he called Taylor out at the VMAs.
Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 2:30pm.
Can some enlightened fellow D-lister 'splain the whole "gay fish" reference to me?
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It's from the last ever FUNNY episode of South Park, "Fish Sticks".
http://www.xepisodes.com/southpark/episodes/1305/Fishsticks.html
Can we find that guy who shouted and give him a medal???
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
@cocoebert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GzOoyOOfqM
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 2:30pm.
Can some enlightened fellow D-lister 'splain the whole "gay fish" reference to me?
It's from a southpark episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GzOoyOOfqM
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OH SHIT ITS DARREN SHAWPUH, ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST HITTING SAFTYS IN DA LEAGEEEEE!
Can some enlightened fellow D-lister 'splain the whole "gay fish" reference to me?
Mr. Mercury, yep, I posted that one, too. Plus he yells it a third time, and I said I really like that guy! Too bad Kanye didn't hear him cause then he would have really freaked out!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by shandi on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 1:50pm.
3:43 to be exact "Gay Fish"!!!!
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The same person yells "Gay Fish!" much louder and clearer at 4:31...Missy Kayne just keeps on whining.
"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"
He's beginning to remind me of Chris whateverthefuckhisfaceis.... you know, the bitch that beat up Rihanna.... YEA! I FORGOT!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
8:50 another "Gay Fish" I'm liking this guy in the audience. Probably trying to get a reaction out of Kanye.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I refuse to give Kanye 9 minutes of my life. He is a real asshole.
4:33, "Gay Fish" again!
Taylor never came to his defense? Why the hell should she? She didn't do anything wrong, ASSWIPE! She didn't ride the wave - he fucking pushed her out into the water.
Geez, I'm only at 7:30 now. He sounds like a whiny kid trying desperately to defend himself.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Someone reserve a padded room for this whining asshole. Bitch needs fucking therapy. STAT!
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 12:10pm.
Lick my period snatch, you fucking toolbag.
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EWWWWWWWWW That's fucking NASTY! lol
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Oh, sorry! Bitch gives me the vapors, man.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
3:43 to be exact "Gay Fish"!!!!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Right around 3:45 mark, I just heard someone yell "Gay Fish!"
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
"I don't talk about the numbers" right AFTER he gave the numbers and right BEFORE he talked about the numbers again. Arrogant POS. I haven't even finished the video yet. I'll be back to bitch some more.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I wish this gayfish would just jump back into the ocean forever and leave us the fuck alone!
Please stop talking about Taylor Swift you just giving her more press! Ugh I cant stand Taylor Swift I personally think she cannot sing but she definitely had no reason to come to Kanye's defense! Is he crazy?!
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Could you imagine being employed by this douchebag and having to listen to his bullshit rants every minute of every day?
Not enough money in the world.
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"There is something the matter with you, Caprice...Something is the matter with YOUR VAGINA!"
God I HATE this fucker. Why is his mom dead yet he still lives and breathes?!!
Kanye needs to somehow get involved in the upcoming royal wedding, so that MK can combine posts about two subjects that bore the shit out of me.
Somebody call the Whaaaaaaambulance, kanye is crying again!
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Ronni Chasen is gunned down, and this should-have-been-an-abortion fuck wad LIVES?
I hate people.
(Save for my dlisted babes....y'all seriously rock!!!!!!).
he actually said they would had allowed him to rant longer if he had no been black, yeah Kanye why dont you blame everything on beign black, yeah it has nothing to do with you being an asshole, and ps neither Taylor nor Beyonce has talent so STFU
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Seeimg Kanye reminds why aborions need to remain legal.
Maybe it's just that I don't care about either one, but I don't recall Taylor trashing him in interviews, either. She didn't defend him, but she did let it go, and that's all he should reasonably expect. I think she wrote a song about it, but other than that, he's the one who keeps bringing it up. Considering she's a teenager, I think he got off easy - could you imagine if he did it to Miley "waaah Radiohead won't let me backstage" Cyrus?
He's packing on some extra pounds. He'd better lay off the KFC.
Kanye is cracking up. His behavior is showing some serious pathology. His friends, if he has any, need to step in & conduct a major intervention. I am not kidding. He might be an asshole, but I love his music & would hate to see him completely self-destruct.
Lauer, once my hero for setting crazy-ass Tom off on his "Glib" rant, is indeed guilty of pot-stirring in this case. He is being a "mosca muerte" (too complex to explain, look it up if you care) & nobody--except for Kanye who is in the throes of full-on decompensation--has called him on it.
Taylor Swift is doing exactly what I was hoping Antoine Dodson would do--stretch that bit of fame into some fast cash. Only, Antoine is a real human & Taylor looks like something made on an assembly line.
O.K., that's enough from MY mother-hen ass. Have a great holiday y'all--don't lose your chonies!
Seriously, why hasn't someone put a hit out on him yet?
Does no one ever take Kanye aside and explain to him how his rants and ALLCAPS bullshittings are ruining his image and career?? Just STFU and sing your songs...
As for Taylor...she should have kicked him in the crotch padding and told him to sit the FUCK Down.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
If I knew nothing about Gay Fish, his statement about how Taylor Swift "didn't come to his defense" after he grabbed her award away & embarrassed her on national TV would be enough. I'd then know him as a I know him now; an arrogant, egotistical piece of shit. Someone please flush him already...
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Good lord kanye, do u want to fuck her or are u fag queen that still has her period
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
DOUCHE!
Who cares, indeed!
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