Kanye West Is Still On That
At the end of his show at NYC's Bowery Ballroom last night, Pastor Gay Fish took to the imaginary podium and spit out a 9 minute long whiny bitch sermon about himself, Taylor Swift, himself, Matt Lauer, himself, Dubya, himself, himself, himself and himself. Even Stuart Smalley was like, "Give the mirror some air, dude, and back away..."
It's just 9 minutes of Kanye yanking at his own shit while wailing out WOE IS ME song about how everyone's out to destroy him. Bitch, you ain't Alexis Carrington! And Alexis would simply slap a bitch, steal their man and then move on to the next. Instead of making everybody head to the exit door early by busting out a rant, Kanye just needs to slap Matt Lauer and steal his man. Do it like Alexis would.
If you don't feel like spending time with Kanye's voice today, here's a couple of subjects he touched upon last night. From UsWeekly:
Gay Fish on the Taylor situation, which happened like 15 centuries ago: "Taylor never came to my defense at any interview," West ranted. "And rode the waves and rode it and rode it."
Gay Fish on the Today show manipulating Dubya's words to get him ragey: "Because [of] the popularity of me, they exploited that...That's not what he f*cking said!" West railed. "That's not what he said! He said it was one of his lowest moments. But it shows you---the way they try to villainize, the way they tried to do that."
And here's the video from Gotcha Media.
The best part is when some dude in the audience screams "WHO CARES?!" Now that's the real voice of the people. Preach it!