They Don't Call Him Johnny Rotten For Nothing
File this under: THE STORY OF THE YEAR! Jay Kay of Jamiroquai and Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols were sitting next to each other in business class on a flight to Australia when shit went down. Or should I say, when shit went out in cloud form. Jay Kay tells The Sun that the foul, dirty, disgusting, throat-choking, lash-singe-ing farts that came out of Johnny Rotten made the oxygen masks shake and the flight attendants stick their heads out of the emergency door for fresh air. According to Jay Kay, Johnny Rotten's a-hole basically bombed out a terrorist threat.
"He is a fucking nuisance. I was seated next to him on a flight and the whole trip he just kept farting. It was totally foul.He kept saying, 'Oh, that wasn't me' or, 'The meal smells a bit off, don't you think?' He drove me insane."
Jay Kay says that he would rather endure the torture of coach than breathe in Johnny Rotten's butt sneezes again:
"At least I'd be able to breathe a bit. They banned smoking in the air and they should ban farting."
What does Jay Kay expect Johnny Rotten to smell like? Bunnies made from gardenias bouncing around in baby powder?! It's Johnny Rotten! I'd file a complaint if he didn't inflate the under seat life vests with his farts. I really hope that Johnny Rotten's gas follows Jay Kay around for the rest of his days, because bitch is funny when he gets angry over farts.
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Jay Kay is sooooo hot!!! Hot!! Me want some!
As if Jay Kay's farts would smell any better.
Johnny Rotton acts like he is the antichrist of the UK music scene- he reckons he is such a badass but he is now famous for making adverts for butter and the last thing he did of relevance was 30 years ago. He needs to sit down.
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It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious
Jay K is an arrogant, nasty little fucker who attempts to make up for his diminutive stature by collecting and driving ridiculously expensive cars and being an arsehole to ordinary people. (look him up on youtube for proof)
His 'music' is the most tedious easy listening, psuedo funk crap and sounds like something you'd hear in a lift....
Johnny rotten however is responsible for some of the most influential music and culture of the 20th century. I say 'trump away' Johnny!
BEFORE you jump to conclusions about someone and throw off insults...
You might consider the guy may have Colon problems/disease or even a Colostomy bag. It's more common than you think.
ANd then be thankful YOU DON'T.
Lydon lost his stepdaughter (Ari Up) to cancer last month.
He can do whatever the fuck he wants.
John Lydon is the Peter Tork of punk rock.
If dude don't like what it smells like when Johnny Rotten farts, what the hell is gonna' do when he has to smell Australia?
Laughed. Out. Loud.
He should have gotten up and started screaming Samuel Jackson style "I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING FARTS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE"
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
One cannot help but fart on planes. The cabin pressurization makes your body expel gas to equalize the pressure between your body and the plane. Johnny Rotten could have exploded if he didn't let a few rip.
GROSS! I love the Sex Pistols music but John Lydon is a pig. He is one of the most antisocial, spiteful, bitter, negative assholes on the planet. And his facial warts make me feel sick, truly! You are mega rich Johnny get rid of those hideous warts/moles.
Thx for the fast reply.
I listened to a couple songs by them just because I was curious and what do you know? It's not bad at all.
Submitted by Neurotic on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 6:58pm.
Who's Jay Kay? He looks like a douche
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Lead singer in Jamiroquai, a British band. Yeah, he has douchey moments but good musician.
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~Serving fine tilapia dinners since 1978~
Who's Jay Kay? He looks like a douche.
And that is one bitch of a flight.
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~Serving fine tilapia dinners since 1978~
I love Jay Kay and shame on you Johnny.
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The Sex Pistols were crap crap crap and they get all the credit for the punk movement-they were shit.
There were some good bands around during the punk movement-The Clash,The Damned,Sham 69, to name a few-but the Sex Pistols were and still are total tossers...
Hey a friend of mine has a pair of pet chickens-they have amazing natural mohawks -theyre called Sid and Nancy- and theyve got more fucking talent on their mohawks that the fucking Sex Pistols ever had butI must say the resemblance is amazing except Sid and Nancy the chickens are better looking...
NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
The real story is these two guys can still afford to fly business class?
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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.
I love Johnny Rotten,especially for doing that to Jay Kay Douchebag. I do feel sorry for the crew. That's a long ass flight. I would tolerate it though, if it meant I could go to Oz right now and stay until March.
Johnny Rotten is still alive? What has he done after the Sex Pistols?
I just assumed that he OD'd.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Funny story... except if you occupy the next seat over.
I'd consider it the highest honor to sit next to and smell the farts of Johnny Rotten.
I'd consider it the highest honor to sit next to and smell the farts of Johnny Rotten.
Think again about coach JK..cuz on a one hour flight from Vegas to Cali I had to sit in the last row of a Southwest flight between two fat fucks that pretty much turned me into a salami sandwich.
haha, that's a pretty funny story. Johnny Rotten feels entitled to do what he wants b/c of his name and background, which is kind of awesome but douchy at the same time, even Johnny Knoxville has manners.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
that's fucking disgusting. i'm suprised he didn't dutch oven jay kay
The story is funny. Farting on a plane is all sorts of wrong.
Still, I like me some J. Rotten. (His music, not his farts.)
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 1:15pm.
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Funniest story EVER! Yeah, I almost lead a damn mutiny myself over some stupid ass mom who tried to do that. I immediately said "OH HELL NO YOU WON'T" -------------------------------------------------
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I wish the people sitting next to her on my flight had reacted as fast as you did...they did not react until the diaper was off and we were all hit by a blast of the foulest stenchy fumes in history...what the hell was she feeding that baby? roadkill?
"Arrested for Prostitution!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dOLUhHfuCwfeature=related
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MK , u made me laugh so hard that tears rolled down my face and I had difficulty seeing the screen to read the rest of the story.
Ok, I can forgive MK for yet another Gay Fish post cos he followed up with this!
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That shit is nice. -MK
I LOLed at this story. So ridiculous.
Little Alex.....any way you're referring to 120 Days of Salo?
Holy shit (in keeping with the theme).
Absolutely awesome
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Mange de la merde
I <3 Johnny Rotteneggupmybutt!
I would've cut the bitch!!!! Why don't you just shit in my mouth!!!! Same thing/only different.
Was once doing homework in a public library, and sitting across from me was this fuck wad reading a kid's book entitled, "The Smell Book."
He was farting the whole time.
The look I gave him before I "booked" (Ha...c'mon), made a side eye look (HA, eye - look.....c'mon) innocent (that's not really the word, but it's not comin' to me).
Yep, would've cut 'im for cuttin' 'em.
OK, I'll stop damn it.
'The meal smells a bit off, don't you think?' He drove me insane."
*laughs*
Got to see the Sex Pistols on their only American tour back in the 70s. I was about 10 ft from Sid, and Nancy walked next to me a time or two. I marveled at the sheer grossness of them. But I was a teenager then, and now I would be totally pissed off if I paid for a 1st class and JR farted all over the cabin. People should change for the better as they get older. Really.
This reminds me of a David Sedaris story. A flight attendant told him that because of the air pressure in the plane, most people get really gassy. Then the flight attendant said that she and the others would "crop dust" the plane - walk up and down the aisles farting under the cover of the engine noise.
I'd imagine that Jay was joking since he usually seems like he's playing around (or high) when he's interviewed.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
That's a lie. Whose ass did they pull that story from? Please couldn't the gossips find something relevant to dish about like the possiblity that Bristol Palin is preggers again or those texts Charlie Sheen actually sent or about the upcoming mega auction of all Elin Woods jewels given to her by her cad of a husband almost a year to the day since the infamous clubbing/car accident/whatever?
Never mind the bollocks, here's a wet stinky fart.
YES! I could totally picture Larry David offending some mom on a plane by asking her to not change her baby on the flip out tray....hahahahahahahhha!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Sometimes, I text my husband pictures of my butt. But just in case he doesn't think it's sexy, I always add "fart," as the subject, that way, it could be a joke, too. :)
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 1:16pm.
JR formed the band PIL (Public Image Limited) when the Sex Pistols melted down. PIL made some really great music for a number of years.
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Great minds indeed - PIL had some kickass tunes and was awesome live.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
god save the queen by farting...
i love jay kay...jamiroquai makes great music...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
People farting in planes makes me wanna punch a baby in the face!
more Jay Kay please!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 1:14pm.
THAT'S WHAT ANARCHY'S ALL ABOUT, CUNTS!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Johnny's always been a phony middle class ass swipe Anarchist....and I love the Sex Pistols and PIL but let's face it the guys a dick and way too old to be pulling this shit....or pushing this shit as it were.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 11/24/2010 - 1:03pm.
haha. wow.
I want that scene to be on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm!!
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OH SHIT ITS DARREN SHAWPUH, ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST HITTING SAFTYS IN DA LEAGEEEEE!