Would You Hit It?
Donny Deutsch looks like the type of asshole douchebag who stands in front of a full length mirror in his marble and chrome bathroom and slowly shaves his nut bush while whispering out self-affirmations like "Daddy Donny is going to grab the world by her waist today and thrust until she can't take it" and "Daddy Donny is going to make everybody wet today." Normally, that kind of assholian behavior would set my nipples on fire, but I can't with Donny.
And some of that has to do with Kathie Lee Gifford busting into a full body orgasm every time Donny's on the Today show. You can practically see the steam rising from her down low area whenever Donny strolls on the set. Kathie Lee is like a piping hot tea kettle around Donny. No thank you.
Mark this day in history as the one time I've answered NOT TODAY. NOT EVER to a "Would you hit it?" Have I actually developed standards in my old age?! Ugh. I need to work on that. Blame the neon orange laces.
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I don't know who he is but he would look a lot better if he kept his shirt on, took off the jewelry, and got the tacky tattoo removed.
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I wanna punch Donny Deutschbag in the gick.
On second glance, this doofus bears a striking resemblance to Ryan O'Neal in his later years.
That's very bad.
Also, those swim trunks or board shorts or whatever they are called, in that wimpy pale blue, look like underwear. Combined with the flab and bifocals, I get a "Honey, have you seen my economy size tub of Metamucil?" vibe off this guy. DO. NOT. WANT.
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"JUST SHUT UP!!"--my sister
My first thought was, "I've seen worse." Then I checked out the pic with the black wifebeater and heavy neck chain. Pew. Glad to see your standards are rising in your old age, MK.
My first thought was, "I've seen worse." Then I checked out the pic with the black wifebeater and heavy neck chain. Pew. Glad to see your standards are rising in your old age, MK.
Let's all express our individuality by carbon copying each other's barbed wire tattoos. What a wanker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQqq3e03EBQ
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Ewww... I don't know who he is, but his nipples look like big, puss filled pimples.
Where's his basket?
He's at the fucking beach, for Christ's sake and you can't see any peen or ball sack. Until I know he's packing a decent fuck stick, I have to reserve judgment.
I have no idea who this guy is, or how old he is, but I've definitely seen worse!
I hate skinny legs. I'm all about muscular, hairy calves.
He looks like one of those white guys I could ROCK! Id have his ass cooking my breakfast in the morning. He ain't foolin me...
Hell no. He's got a decent body, but he looks the type to brag about every nasty detail. I bet he'd have a camcorder hidden somewhere in the room to show his old man friends your naked arse
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
As much as she disgust me, who is Kathie Lee suppose to be sweating? Old ass Frank Gifford, she's been peddling those lies for years. I have no idea who Donny Douchebag is but he's a step up from Frank. He's probably banging Hoda/Yoda/Koda or whatever her name is in the dressing room.
He looks like he'd be very selfish tween da sheets. Can't stand him on that CuppaJoe early morning show - ugh, only hit it going 55 mph.
He reminds me of an ex-boyfriend I had who was always trying to be cool, but was 30 years too old for it. My ex had a soul patch and got his ear pierced-really pathetic. This guy is trying too hard like Pat O'Brien.
Why are his nipples white?!?!?!?!
I've always found him attractive on The Today Show, but then he opens his mouth and it does nothing for me. He looked good for his age until I saw the grandpa bifocals he was using to read his iPhone. FAIL
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Being in my 40s, the old business doesn't turn me off. It's the whole Donnie Douchebag when he opens his stupid mouth that's the dealbreaker. He is the epitome of an asshole's asshole.
He's a smart guy and wealthy and a good sense of humor with a realistic body type for his age. I probably would hit it.
Submitted by Terri on Sat, 11/27/2010 - 8:05pm.
Yes. I find him sexy. And it's not because he's rich or I'm still high on Thanksgiving desserts.
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You poor thing. You might want to reconsider not blaming it on the desserts.
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fine. I'm just a whore who has a thing for older, arrogant men. Believe me, this ain't the first.
He had an ad agency and then began talking about marketing, trends, etc. on TV. I'd only hit it with a baseball bat. At first I thought it was Michael Bolton, and then -for a second- Tom Jones. So no no no.
Those tanks are for guys well under 30 unless your ghey and then you can go a bit longer....
Is he the dude on CNN with a show about business ideas or something-yeah I can imagine Kathie Lee Gifford getting wet for him....
Is he loaded?-if he is then let me take another look and get back to you.....
Yeah if hes loaded,Id hit it.
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well...in the very last minimzed picture, I almost think I would. Okay, no. No I wouldn't.
No thank you. The Hoff is NEVER that hard up.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
I've probably fucked uglier old men than this. But the fact that Kathie Lee Gifford gets hot over him, plus that forcing-out-a-shit face in the main pic, is enough for me to say no I would NOT.
Wow MK. It is masterpieces like this that spark my interest in writing:
"...self-affirmations like "Daddy Donny is going to grab the world by her waist today and thrust until she can't take it" and "Daddy Donny is going to make everybody wet today."
That is so disgusting and perfect. You repulse and inspire me.
mike,
Um, "eventually a bad idea"? No... that tattoo was always a bad idea. Tacky people get tacky tattoos. (And unfortunately tacky people are always the ones who show off their tattoos). I mean look at the guy's clothes, jewelry, and waxed chest. There's nothing good idea about any of it.
* a friend
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Apparently, an friend of mine is friends with this dude's wife. I think he's one of those TV money dudes. Anyway, dude is loaded. I think my friend is a little jealous that she didn't marry rich.
I say marry rich or marry handy. Either way, don't marry douche.
He looks like the typical middle-aged turd who hits on women 1/2 his age and if it wasn't for his $$ they'd be laughing at him behind his back....so NO, I wouldn't hit it with anything 'cept my pickup truck!
YEAH...I'd definitely hit it.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 11/27/2010 - 6:50pm.
Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 11/27/2010 - 6:48pm.
FINE! No one clue me in! BITCHES!
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I think he talks alot of bullshit on TV about economy and business shit. Don't know for sure what the hell he does!
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Why thank you Zomay *side eyes rest of thread* for being a considerate fellow dlister!
Submitted by Terri on Sat, 11/27/2010 - 8:05pm.
Yes. I find him sexy. And it's not because he's rich or I'm still high on Thanksgiving desserts.
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You poor thing. You might want to reconsider not blaming it on the desserts.
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Who'd he get them friendship bracelets from, Taylor Swift?
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"JUST SHUT UP!!"--my sister
Exhibit #235223 on why tattoos eventually turn out to be a bad idea.
I'd hit it with a nice moist cow patty, oh yes I would!
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Whoever he is, he's repugnant. Especially with that stupid tattoo. He strikes me as someone who was never cool growing up, but somehow hit the jackpot and is trying to make up for lost time. Can't buy that anywhere, Lumpy.
Kind of astonishing, really, that he isn't wearing a backwards baseball cap.
ETA: Holy shit, yes he is. Ha!
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"JUST SHUT UP!!"--my sister
Yes. I find him sexy. And it's not because he's rich or I'm still high on Thanksgiving desserts.
What's a Donny Deutsch?
never heard of him.
and fuck. no.
Hell yes I would hit it...funny, not bad looking and rich...the trifecta of hit-ability.
That tatt looks like the kind you get out of a machine in the entryway of a Piggly Wiggly for 75 cents.
Fighting to hang onto your fading youth is a real bitch. Orange laces are not helping.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Why hasn't he been on the cover of US Magazine complaining about his bad boob job and Frankenlipo? Seriously, if you get bogus plastic, cash in or cover up - as in a shirt - PLEASE.
He's an arrogant asshole who is so in love with himself that he doesn't need anyone to hit it because he's hitting himself everyday.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 11/27/2010 - 7:13pm.
Why would I hit that when I have tiles to grout, floors to sand and shellack, and enemas to give to my grandparents?
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I was doing tile work earlier too. Grouting sucks!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
And yeah I might, he's pretty sexy from the nips up. But first I'd have to crush his granpappy readers under my high heels.
Okay, looked at the thumbnails. Orange shoelaces and pepaw glasses are a deal breaker for me. I'm with Michael on this one.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Why would I hit that when I have tiles to grout, floors to sand and shellack, and enemas to give to my grandparents?