Tuesday, November 30th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Stacey Q (52)
Chanel Iman (21)
Kaley Cuoco (25)
Omahyra Mota (26)
Elisha Cuthbert (28)
Clay Aiken (32)
Gael Garcia Bernal (32)
Mindy McCready (35)
Amy Ryan (41)
Des'ree (42)
Ben Stiller (45)
Bo Jackson (48)
Cherie Currie (51)
Lorraine Kelly (51)
Billy Idol (55)
Gordon Liu (55)
Shuggie Otis (57)
Mandy Patinkin (58)
June Chadwick (59)
David Mamet (63)
Terrence Malick (67)
Ridley Scott (73)
Dick Clark (81)
Robert Guillaume (83)

Posted by: Michael K


Submitted by LisaRose on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 4:09pm.

Just watched the Stacey Q episode of "Full House" the other day. Wonderful 80's one hit wonder!!

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Wait, she was on Full House once?!

Stacy Q performed at a really small club near my house a couple of years ago. I didn't go but when I told my sisters, they nearly died. I love her "Two of Hearts" song. Is the rest of her music as good as that song? It probably is though. I love 80s music!

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Just watched the Stacey Q episode of "Full House" the other day. Wonderful 80's one hit wonder!!

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Tyroan's picture

HBD to Mamet (hope Rebecca is good to you tonight)...
and EViL CuPcaKe!!

Winnyfranfran's picture

My brother absolutely LOVES Stacey Q.

M.E.'s picture

Flesh for Fantasy.

I still, to this day fucking LOVE Billy Idol.

Rock the Cradle (of love) was like my favorite song for soooooooo long.

Wasn't it one of the songs from "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"?

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god I LOVE Billy Idol's voice. He's still got it. Happy Birthday, William Broad!

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

"Hey little sister, what have you done? Hey little sister, who's your only one?"

A rebel yell HB to Billy Idol, best sneer in the business! "White Wedding" can still get me on the dance floor.

HB to Evil Cupcake, may your frosting always stay creamy!

"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"

A birthday toast to evil_cupcake. Have a good one!

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Happy Birthday to Bo Jackson, the greatest Auburn football player ever.

And HB to Evil Cupcake!!

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Submitted by Dolly_D on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 11:21am.
Mandy Patinkin will forever be Inigo Montoya in the Princess Bride:
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co-signed
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

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I dunno. Stacy Q looked 52 when she had her one hit wonder.

"Sometimes I get so flushed. Do your palms ever itch?"

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I still have my Stacey Q cd.

Mandy Patinkin will forever be Inigo Montoya in the Princess Bride: "Helllooooo, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!!!!!!!"

HB Mandy, Stacey Q and Benson!

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Oksana or Stacey Q

MK, i love you for including shuggie otis on this list!

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kiss my ass!

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I'd ride Gael Garcia Bernal's face like I stole it.

glitteris's picture

Stacey Q, my anorexic pop goddess!

Best use of the "Two of Hearts" song EVER was made during the "The Gang gets Whacked" episode of It's always Sunny in Philadelphia. Spoiler: this is the song that Frank plays for Dennis in order to jumpstart his man-whoring. I can't hear it anymore without thinking about assplay.

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Happy BDay to:
Billy Idol my rocker teddy bear
Gordon Liu my kung fu hottie
Mandy Patinkin because you made the Princess Bride
Robert Guillaume from butler to Governor in Benson!
Love you bitches, smooches.

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""...if he offered to lick on my vagina bone it would be plastered on his face like that monster in Alien. Just sayin...."- Submitted by Global-Traveler of DListed

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Stacey Q! I have a fond memory of my xbf getting drunk, pulling his underwear into a thong and dancing around to her song 2 of ♥

"I need you! I need you!" lol

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

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That trick Chanel Iman is ANNOYING!

Gael, Billy Idol, Happy Birthday though.

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

bookworm's picture

Oh, Billy Idol is a Sagittarious. That explains why I always had the hots for that honey! God I used to drool over the White Wedding clip. I LOVE SAG men, fellow fire sign. I'm an Aries and Aries & SAG are verg good together, especially between the sheets lol!

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Wow, so many birthdays the next few days on dlisted! If I am not around tomorrow and the 9th, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVILSHOE AND JACK!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks again guys! I feel so special! I might just eat myself!

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I always get that chick confused with Jane Child, who I liked better. Anyway HB to you Stacy Q, Billy Idol, Mandy Patinkin, Dick Clark you old fossil, David Mamet, Ridley Scott, Robert Guilliame and Shuggie Otis (I love that name.)

The 80's weren't that great but it did have some sweet spots;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWd__w5UWVc

and the new jack swing;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4pCknPNFo

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happy berfday evil_cupcake...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10

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Have a good one Evil Cupcake!!!!
"Two of hearts, two hearts that beat as one......." I'll have that in my head all day!

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EvilShoe- first, I feel that I'm aging myself by remembering the roach clip with feathers and beads comment...LOL

Second, my parents were such squares that when I came home from a garage sale with my new hair accessories, they had no clue what they were. Neither did I, but then again, I was a kid, so at least I had an excuse :)

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 9:26am.
*waves at evil_cupcake and Jack*

Mine's December 9th. :)
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Hey stranger!! Mine is tomorrow.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

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*waves at evil_cupcake and Jack*

Mine's December 9th. :)

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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK

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*waves at evil_cupcake and Jack*

Mine's December 9th. :)

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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 9:18am.
Eeebil!! I am one also... what day is yours?
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Jack, my day is today! *flashes cupcake birthday suit*

Thanks everyone for the bday wishes!

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HB evil cupcake and it's a secret!! hoope you have a great day!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

"You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate." HB David Mamet!

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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Eeebil!! I am one also... what day is yours?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

EvilShoe's picture

Look at the whore Sagittarius' on Dlisted! YES! (I am one) Happy Birthday evil_cupcake! *licks evil_cupcakes cheek*

Hekki's picture

Happy Birfday, Evil Cupcake!

z80's picture

Thanks for getting 2 of hearts stuck in my head now. Fuck. T

David Mamet is one helluva playwright. Says it in real language.

Evil_Cupcake's picture

AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

letinstar's picture

@rustyhooligan:

i didn't know stevens and idol were still together..:)

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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10

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HB Kaley Cuoco!!11!!1! NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

Mandy Patinkin was the shit on Chicago Hope.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 8:04am.
"married to rock" which has billy's former guitarist steve stevens and his ultra elegant wife...

Current and forever guitarist--they're basically a couple. :) Steve's prior wife--his long-time GF--was the sweetest woman ever, but they messed that up (I think by marrying).

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All of the 'actors' mentioned are well-known homosexuals.

RememberNovember's picture

2 of hearts...2 hearts that beat as one...i need i need you....damn i love Stacey Q!

Vern's picture

those wristlets should make a comeback, they could cover a multitude of sins.

Happy Bday real sluts!

*chanting as always*

HB Holly Flax!

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Raul wants to do naughty things to Jack Bauer's daughter on her birthday. ************************************************************************************************ For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
Hunter S. Thompson

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Submitted by chicagokristi on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 8:28am.

roach clips and feathers/beads! :p

Happy Birthday 'its a secret'!!

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Today is my birthday too!
Happy Birthday to all of my twins!

@ Annobanano: you are not alone, I too remember that episode.

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HB to Mandy Patinkin and Robert Guillalme! *hugs*

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