....The Hell Is This?
This ridiculous poster of a Photoshopped Kim Kardassian striking an "I'm even sexy when I'm dead" pose is part of an ad campaign to raise awareness for World AIDS Day on December 1st, but it's really raising awareness for this waxy piece of vapid shit. Who poses like that in a damn coffin? And even though the nerves in her face have been dead for months, Kim doesn't even look like she's freaking on the grim reaper in this picture. It looks like she's just having a horrific nightmare about living in a world without cameras, athlete dick or Pancake #31.
The "....is Dead" campaign is from the mind of Alicia Keys and the Keep a Child Alive charity. On December 1st, Kim Kardassian and other celebwhores including Lady CaCa, Justin Timberlake and Khloe Kardashian will put their "digital lives" in a coffin. They won't update their Twitter or Facebook pages until $1 million is raised for those affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India.
Basically, they want you to pay to bring Kim back to Twitter. RAISING MONEY: This is NOT how you do it. If Alicia really wants all of us to turn our PayPal pocketbooks upside down and shake the cash into her hands, she should've promised us that Kim will stay off of Twitter forever once $1 million is raised. Where was Don Draper when Alicia really needed him?!