Monday, November 29th 2010
Shouldn't He Be The One Wearing The Bikini Top?
This is why the world will never make sense. A-Rod can casually flaunt his ripe and juicy mango slices out in the open while Cameron Diaz has to keep hers clothed or face LIFE IN A MEXICAN PRISON!!!!!1!!!1! (I type that like it's a bad thing). Cameron's chichis obviously want to be seen, because look how they are slowing inching towards her back knowing that's where the damn sun shines! Not right.
Anyway, here's Cameron and her sometimes piece A-Rod hosing each other down in Mexico over the weekend. Cameron is killing me softly with her array of facial expressions. Bitch looks like the Joker channeling Greer Childers.
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Calm down, M.K. A-roid is not even a B cup. And why the hell are women sleeping with this douche? Don't they know he's a walking STD!!!
Cellulite is genetic, people.
Ok, not completely, but most people have a higher pre-disposition for it. Kids and weight have very little to do with it. Shit, I'm thin, and I have it.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
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dumb fuck likes moon crater face
big deal
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
A-Roid is such a juiced-up douche. I really don't want to see his chichis.
He was so cute back in the day before the steroids.
she has gorgeous arms and legs, but her midsection is like a man's.
Aniston's body is perfect.
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Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time
You were always on my mind, you were always on my mind
- Willie Nelson
Whatevs.
He's orange.
Her face makes me scream 'Mystıc Pizza'.
EPIC FUCKTRESS FAIL!
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Why are people so upset over pecs? Most men over 15 or so have them. At least his are shaped nicely. It's like when MK posts a picture of a non erect penis everyone whoos and haaas that it's not 10 inches long. I think there are a lot of scared little girls on this site that don't know what men look like.
Fug couple alert!
I thought this was Ke¢ha... What is seen can't be unseen.
She looks horrible without makeup, but what can you expect from a girl who hasn't looked hot since her "The Mask" days. Stupid hollywood standards.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Cameron has horrible taste in men, but the girl is living her life exactly how she wants and I can't hate that. And is that Tiger's wife at the bottom of the first pic?
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I've had 3 kids and I don't have any cellulite, what's the 15 year old I saw with two extra cottage cheese asses down the back of her thighs excuse?
...and i bet she power snots.
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OH SHIT ITS DARREN SHAWPUH, ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST HITTING SAFTYS IN DA LEAGEEEEE!
And by the way I was totally exaggerating about the farts, it's not THAT bad. And I have farted in front of him. LOL
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Um, anyway...
I think Jennifer's butt is perfect. And they aren't attention whoring if they are just on vacation. It's not like she's running around the red carpet with no pants on (I'm looking at YOU, Eva Longwhoria)!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 1:00pm.
It pisses me off that it's somehow funny when men fart but women aren't allowed to do it. I wake up every morning to the grossest smelling farts in the entire world. I can't sit on the couch with the Canadian and not be bombarded by them but I can't even THINK about relieving myself if gas happens. I'm just told I have to learn to love the farts because that's what family guy said. WHATEVER.
Are you married? Wonder if he would treat you this way if your were his wife?
Can't image treating anyone I really cared about that way.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 1:00pm.
I wake up every morning to the grossest smelling farts in the entire world. I can't sit on the couch with the Canadian and not be bombarded by them but I can't even THINK about relieving myself if gas happens.
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good woman... at least you know your place.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
He definitely has a "type" - manly and blonde!
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@Stoney
Attention whores are Pathetic at any age. And I dont care what you say: Cameron needs to stay out of the bakinis and opt for a pair of swimming trunks instead. And Jen looks fine but could use a little in the back.Oh; and a little definition in the waist wouldn't hurt her either.
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A-Rod must know that many men and women would love to suck on his juicy mango teats.
Cam is a decent actress, but she has flat everything. Flat ass, flat boobs, and a scary flat tummy. She has better abs than any boyfriend I've ever had.
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“Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.”
- Leslie Nielsen
Looks like they both have a lot in common -- roids.
He likes his women hard in the face.
I have total respect for Cami and Jennifer because it takes WORK to look that toned. Any ole chick can wobble her "curves" around.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I can't hate on anybody that got to fuck on Jared Leto for four years.
Um....giving birth does not cause cellulite. Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz are both in amazing shape and look better than most 20 year olds in bikinis. But according to gucci women need to either spit out some brats or cover up when swimming or they are pathetic once past the age of 35.
*sigh*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney,
In fairness I don't think guys like that are amusing either. Although I guess I do have SLIGHTLY higher standards of etiquette for women, but not by much.
And I know men that look better than her in a bakini. I kid you not!
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Lena Horne
I love Cameron. I was A-list and had her money and fame, I would have fucked my way through the NBA, the NFL, and the MLB by now...
Go head, player...
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 1:00pm.
I wake up every morning to the grossest smelling farts in the entire world. I can't sit on the couch with the Canadian and not be bombarded by them but I can't even THINK about relieving myself if gas happens.
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Oh come on now, Our Canadian farts don't even stink. lol
She doesn't have cellulite because she hasn't had any kids. That said first jennifers flat booty and now camerons flat man body: what is it the week for older celeb women in hollywood to show how low they will stoop for a little attention? Sheeesh.
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"If a lady treats other people as she'd like to be treated, she's allowed to roll in the grass if she wants to ..."
Lena Horne
cami is shaped like a plank...straight up and down and no curves...where's her waist?
and i thank the gawds these two decided to share their stds with each other and not the rest of the world...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
He is sexy. I hope he does not shave his pubes or trim them in a feminine way. That would ruin everything. Also, I hope his legs are natural. Nothing is a bigger turn off than a man with smooth legs.
It pisses me off that it's somehow funny when men fart but women aren't allowed to do it. I wake up every morning to the grossest smelling farts in the entire world. I can't sit on the couch with the Canadian and not be bombarded by them but I can't even THINK about relieving myself if gas happens. I'm just told I have to learn to love the farts because that's what family guy said. WHATEVER.
Back to your regularly scheduled ranting.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
If some other Alist actress has fucked the guy you know it's only a matter of months before Cammy slams her clammy on his used up wangy (Hey...it’s Monday and that’s the best I can do right now)
I never knew Ventriloquist Dummies had pussies anyway. I can just see her sitting on his lap and with every thrust he gives her, her mouth snaps opens and closed, her eyes pop wide open and her head swivels around.
jack and Provolone,
I am so with you. I don't care that she's homely, dumb as a stump, and an atrocious actress... it's that Jessica Simpson revolting quality where she's always cackle laughing about burping and farting and other gross stuff. She disgusts me.
The conversations between her and A-Rod... Jesus. That must be some missing link-type grunting and arm-waving communication.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:50pm.
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LOL! Those moobs are "stttiiillllllllllll"!
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
She's like that episode of Seinfeld when the chick is good looking only in the back booth of the coffee shop cause it has dim lighting but looks horrid anywhere else.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 12:34pm.
Her body is gross.
Plus she's one of those stupid bitches that thinks it's hilarious when she farts.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
yeah what's with ARod and chicks with tiny tits?
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I mean, she should have won some kind of award for My Sister's Keeper. She was awesome. IN MY OPINION.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I'm jealous of any girl who is free of cellulite. I wish they'd find a cure for lumpy ass.
For a thin woman, she has no waist-line. It's all muscular which is def better than flabby, but still not very attractive.
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That's some kinda mannish iliac crest Cammi is rockin' there. Almost as damning as man-hands, or an Adam's apple. I suspect she's got an extra Y chromosome, or Jamie Lee Curtis Syndrome. At least her manly ass isn't laden with fat cells.
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Cause I can't work a job
Like any other slob
Punching in and punching out and sucking up to Bob
Marrying a bitch
Having seven kids
Giving up and growing old
And hoping there's a god
I never realized it before: she's UGLY.
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
A-Rod has interesting taste in women: must be blond, built like a dude, looks not important. Hey, if he likes it, I love it.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Her body is gross.
Plus she's one of those stupid bitches that thinks it's hilarious when she farts.
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OH SHIT ITS DARREN SHAWPUH, ONE OF THE MOST HARDEST HITTING SAFTYS IN DA LEAGEEEEE!
I hate her cause that bitch has no cellulite (it's not fair!!) but that's all I hate her for.