Heidi & Spencer 2.0 Are Getting Married
The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak already has an adorable bundle of wig hair with eyes (and a possible nicotine addiction) growing in her womb and now Radar says she's celebrating yet another blessed event. Apparently, (WARNING: Clear your wind pipe because you know what's coming!) 32-year-old Kim (You still choked on air, right?) is wearing an engagement ring from her 25-year-old football playing baby daddy Kroy Biermann.
Radar's source had a lot to say about this mess. Really, the source just kept barfing out more words and more words. Radar tried to get them off the phone by using the "I'm prairie dogging" excuse, but that bitch kept blabbing. Radar pretended a gang of bandits broke into the office and strangled them with the phone cord, but the source kept going. Bitch had a lot to say. Read what I mean:
“Kim and Kroy are engaged, and only a few people know about it. They wanted to announce it in a national magazine, but Kim was so excited that she told a couple of close friends about it. Obviously, they are both really happy about both the baby and their engagement and cannot wait to start their new lifes together. Kroy proposed to her and bought her a substantial ring which she has shown to a few friends, although she is not wearing it in public yet.Kim is actually in her second trimester with her pregnancy now, and the couple are still in talks about getting their own spin-off reality show. And if this does not happen then she will want to re-negotiate her terms on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta if her wedding and new baby were to be featured on the show. The other cast members are publicly backing Kim and Kroy but privately there are some jealousies because Kim is very much in the spotlight right now and not everyone is happy about that.”
Okay, which one of Kim's wig heads hopped out of the closet and speed dialed Radar with its nose?
This is not going to end well for Kroy's checking account, but it will end will for Kim Zolciak's ass. In a year's time, Kim will have an "I'm Pregnant!", "I'm Engaged!", "I'm Married", "I'm a Mom!" and an "I'm Divorced!" cover of Life & Style under her lacefront!
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WTF is up with his thumbnail? It looks like some major fungus going on in there. I wouldn't let that thing 10 ft near my cooch or baby pooch. But then again, look who we're talking about.
WTF is up with his thumbnail? It looks like some major fungus going on in there. I wouldn't let that thing 10 ft near my cooch. But then again, look who we're talking about.
I honestly thought this old bitch was at least 45. Someone show me where it says 32 on her birth certificate.
She is 32? I'm thinking more like 42. Well she is more attractive than most of those reality housewives. They all look like old trannies.
Kroy looks like Mr. Schue on roids.
....yuck.....
Sad.
If she can take 25 years off her age, so can I. Goo goo ga ga *shits diaper* It's only fair
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
Submitted by poo on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 10:47pm.
I'm not 100% sure they're NOT a gay couple. I mean do we have actual proof that Kim isn't a man? she looks like one.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Geezus; look at her face. Not only is she BOO-GLY, but she's wearing so much makeup that if she fell in a body of water, she'd sink face first...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
This is what the world has come to.
A 45 year old pregnant tranny getting married to Rojo Caliente?? Oh well...
Wasn't she a dyke last season?
I think she trickmatized him with all that wig and weave glue.
Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 12:22am.
Thanks again. Maybe they're in love? :)
Submitted by Inigo Jones on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:41pm.
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Sorry, I don't know, I don't watch it. Her imdb page credits her with 21 episodes 2008-2009, but it looks like she's still on it, and maybe the imdb for this show just isn't updated.
Anyhow, these realitards, in addition to their pay, all seem to have other things going on, like cookbooks, etc, which the shows basically give them free air time to advertise. If IRC from reading this site, this woman has some sort of singing thing going on, too. Thus, she may very well be making better money than the little football player dude.
I saw her interview on Andy Cohen and she was denying that she was knocked up. She did not look like her stomach was that big and then after the "live" show this mess came out the next day. How the fuck did she hide that stomach. Also I wish this trick would just disappear already I mean she really thinks she is a top artist/singer...fuck what happened to our society?
Submitted by howdareyou on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:36pm.
Thanks. I don't follow this shit: Is she still on TV? If so, how many epis in a year?
Submitted by Inigo Jones on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 10:51pm.
Kroy made $392k last year. She can't earn more than that, can she? What else would a 25-year-old pro athlete see in her?
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"Last year, around the country, Real Housewives were making $30,000 an episode. However, the NYC housewives are negotiating six-figure salaries for their new season. Over on the Hills, the DailyBeast.com reports that “22-year-old Kristin Cavallari will earn $90,000 an episode. Her predecessor, Lauren Conrad, made $2.5 million per year.” Heidi Montag, Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth are rumored to make around $100,000 per episode. Spence reportedly gets $65,000 an episode while Brody Jenner gets a measly $45,000 per episode."
--From http://www.youngmoney.com/careers/how-much-does-reality-tv-pay/
I agree with fishysticks. They look like snail trail chasers. Kory could be Rojo Caliente's sister.
Submitted by poo on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 10:47pm.
Fuck Corky and that plastic beast. That kid is so screwed.
HAHAHAHAHA!! And amen. These two belong in a fucking freak show, but I guess that's what Life and Style has become.
And that's not pregnancy - it's fucking gas and hot air.
Kroy made $392k last year. She can't earn more than that, can she? What else would a 25-year-old pro athlete see in her?
Is shit like this how America demonstrates the sanctity of marriage to gay guys like me -- a window-licker douche wedding an orange whore?
I'm not impressed. Fuck Corky and that plastic beast. That kid is so screwed.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
I swear that "woman" has a man's face..if I have ever seen one...and her personality is disgusting...makes me want to adopt that poor kid from this ugly nasty fake nutjob. I cannot imagine what this man sees in her except easy slut.
MK, we all know you are deep in a bowl of the good shit while the heart wrenching denial that you will never score a closer version of Rojo "for your no-no" Caliente fades away like the smoke in the flames of a Spearmint and Eucalyptus candle by Bath & Body Works sitting next to the stove screen you've got running full blast to mask the scent of weed and desperation.
I will light a novena candle from the messican food store down on the corner and pray that they name the chosen Jaun, "Michael Kay" in your honor.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
OMG! I first thought that was Heidi! That's gross that she has a bun in the oven!
Ugh, looking at this picture might be the only birth control some people ever need...
This couple actually makes Heidi/Spencer look good...well, not GOOD actually, but less gross
Kroy is such a stupid name. He has a weird mouth. He looks like a big lout. She's repulsive and ignorant. A match made in heaven.
more importantly - rojo caliente is going to be a father!
That's Li'l Kev! Kim Z Is Dating A Retarded Person.
I cannot believe a magazine paid her to show off her beer gut! A thick woman like Kim has no flipping "baby bump" at three months along. We are looking at her flabby ass gut.
Kroy, whoever you are RUN!!! RUN LIKE THE WIND!!!
But if you must stick with this mucho crazy person, get an iron-clad pre-nup!
Can't get enough of Kim Z's "GOOGLE ME" song! Listen Here: http://bit .ly/hK7kSS
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@ Tigerlily, I think that's the botox. Just too hard to make any facial expression, so you get a mouth-breathing grimace and dead eyes. Anyway, is that guy on meth or something? What possible attraction could there be?
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Submitted by badwolf on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 6:21pm.
Hahahahahah I just noticed the ugly dude's name is Kroy. KROY? Seriously? Hahahahah sounds soooo "special needs"
I keep thinking it's just a really bastardized version of Kory, which sucks equally hard.
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"I'm like a tree, I feed the branches of the people." - Kanye West
Wall-eyed Andy Cohen gets crabby when his whores begin feeling entitled to their own shows (Exhibit A: Danielle Staub; Exhibit B: Lynn Curtin). Why/how is Bethanny Frankel the gold-star of the spin-off dream?
Kim/baby/Corky need to take this one cover at a time.
Kim man look a lil' downsy or FAS or some shit in that pic...You know what I'm sayin'? Somethin' in his genetic milk ain't clean. Kim gonna have her a special needs child. I know that ain't a nice thing to say, but 'tween all that wig glue, nicotene, wine (you know that whore still boozin') and that downsy assed lookin' bleached Neanderthal that done sperminated her, bewigged, bleached Khloe Kardashian lookin' Yetti ass, that kid don't have a chance...Y'all know I'm right.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Like everyone else on "reality" tv, this bitch don't even pay attention to the kids she already has.
.ill. This bitch.
Next.
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"One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time." - Carl Sagan
gah...kim is even more hideous as a pregnant person...
and kroy...*sigh*, kiss any money you have goodbye, cuz it takes lots of money to keep kim in weaves, botox and plastic...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
♪♫ You know that ring don't mean a thi-ing...♫♪
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Something in the milk ain't clean about her age... well, we all know it's wrong for sure, but what I mean is I remember last year when I first heard of this trick, I was ASTONISHED to hear she was only a year older than me. But somehow now she's 32 and I'm 29... if it was a two year difference all the sudden, that could just be chalked up to her having a sooner birthday than me, but three years is inexplicable. Pick a lie and stick with it, Kim...
Where's all the DOMA supporters when you really need them?
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Shiitake happens...
Why the fuck are these UGLY, disgusting, useless, serves no purpose in life, people even on TV??? And making money doing it. They are everything that is wrong with our country.
Oh shit M.E. HIDE YOUR CHILRUNZ!!!!
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
Ugh, that chick is hot in the way only ugly girls are hot...make yourself over porn-style: long bleached hair (wig/weave, whatevs), false eyelashes, etc. & hope the guys don't notice.
And homegirl had some surgery. Still not cute.
And Imma gonna steal some classic Michael K....that guy looks like he's got "A TOUCH O'TARD!".
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cover up your fucking stomach no one wants to see it. i don't care how hip and shit people want to pretend to be. a beautiful pregnant woman in bloom should have extremely beautiful flowing clothes and accessories. not this cheap fucking tight shit stretched out over her belly and in your face and bouncing around. it is vulgar.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Hekki - he's still on the loose. After breaking into a preschool and holding them hostage for a hot minute before he escaped again.
Hekki: yeah PSL posted it in another thread! HA!
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 6:33pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 6:31pm.
He has grown some kind of fungal thing on his thumb, too. Maybe he sucked it too hard...
While I'd prefer to think it was some hideous fungal thing he'd picked up from the "32yo" up there, it looks like he just smashed his finger and a little blood has collected/dried under the nail.
What's for dinner, everyone?
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Thanks Mike. I didn't want to zoom in for a close-up. And dinner was left-over lobster and caesar salad. NOMNOMNOM
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