Who Cares About Brangelina! Leslie Was There!
It doesn't matter that I have no idea who this exquisite Leslie (no last name) creature is. Leslie could be a one-hit French pop star who now earns her mortgage singing jingles for Carrefour and once got caught giving a married politician a hand job in the back of a porn theater. Leslie could also be Jaye Davidson's half-sister who stars in Rent the Musical as both Mimi (Tues. - Fri.) AND Angel (weekends only). Or she could be Sheree in a vintage Taylor Dayne wig. It will never matter to me.
Everything I need to know about this goddess she left on the carpet at the Megamind premiere in Paris tonight. LE FACE! LE POSE! LE EARRINGS! LE CATSUIT! LE EVERYTHING!
If Leslie is not giving you life, slap yourself and try again. If that still doesn't do it for you, then here's a few pictures of Brad Pitt (who is letting the goat peek out a bit) and St. Angie. Brad is really working hard to embarrass himself. I mean, wearing baggy leather pants around international legend and style icon LESLIE?!
And no, I really don't know who Leslie is and don't tell me! The mystery keeps the tingles tingling.
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Ah! ah! I remember her!! she was in that big brother show 9 or 8 years ago. I had completely forgot her mere existence.
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Vous savez, moi je ne crois pas qu'il y ait de bonne ou de mauvaise situation.
Brangalina...they CAN do wrong. What the eff are they wearing?? Ange needs some Skineez Skincarewear long sleeve shirts to work on those gnarlyyy arms
Brange looks old and busted and poorly dressed. Bot' of 'em.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
"singing jingles for Carrefour"! Vous etes tres drole, mon cher MK!! Dommage, the accents don't work on my keyboard.
What is the deal with Angie. She seems to be channeling some Dynasty 80's Alexa in these pics. The clothes!!
Come on Angie. Put on 20 lbs and rock that mother out girl!! You look sick! Woman had a body on her in Gia!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
WTF is Brad wearing?!
and I would so tap Leslie's ass...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Brad may no longer believe in having a manager but he certainly needs to hire his ass a stylist! What in good God's name is he wearing? Baggy leather/parachute looking pants!!? He's like 50 years old - dude needs to give it up. He has officially morphed into HOLIE.
Don't even get me started on her fake ass PDA. She loves to ham it up anytime Pitt whispers something stupid in her ear. It's as if she's hearing the funniest joke of her life. Plus she always seems to act as if it's HER premiere! You can tell he has to spend the entire night stroking her ego every time he drags her to something for him.
Oh yea...And Angelina's a fucking succubus.
This guy must be going through the worse case of mid life crisis. I mean what in the fucking dbag hell is he wearing? I see Angie's dressing him in her "all black 24/7" look. This guy has to be the laughing stock of HW right now. I mean he’s done something to his face as well that’s changed his look tremendously. I see Pierce Brosnan in him for some reason. Whatever the case is he looks all sorts of foolish.
WTF R THEY WEARING!!!
Call Chupa or something, geez can You please try a little more Brangie if u must be "Hollywood Royalty"?
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And now that I have given Brad and Angie's pics a look, I would like to point out that Angie seems to be showing signs of temporal wasting and that is just not good. The woman is simply not eating... As for Brad, well I second whoever mentioned Jeff Bridges. I fell in love with him watching "Thunderbold and Lightfoot" and "Suzie and the Baker Boys" hooked me in forever... Brad can only hope to be as talented and actor and artist... like, ever.
Oh my, and here I am, living in good ole T of N, working tirelessly to try and convince the locals that my fellow countrymen/women are not all that bad and along comes this trick??? Thank-you-very-much you classless ho!
On the other hand...take note Phoebe Price! That's how it's really done (I think).
Thanks to all who unlocked the mysteries of Leslie!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Leslie got famous (not really) in France because she was part of a big brother type of reality show. She was branded as the wild/hysteric one.
She later tried to make some music but it didn't work out.
I've never found Brad Pitt sexay. Troo story. He looked much better when he was with Jennay Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow. Angelina Jolie still has beautiful facial features, but she's looking really dried up.
This couple just seems sexless to me or they're into it Scientology style and that's not any fun.
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Angelina has now officially sucked the hotness right out of Brad. WTF?
Wikipedia says she is half Vietnamese and half Polynesian, and some sort of R&B singer. I totally believe the part about Tina Turner. It looks like she's wearing her hand-me-down wigs. Or maybe she was the poor little girl who sold her locks so Tina could perm and tease them to hell and back. And now she has reclaimed her own hair and put her mark on Tina's baby boy. Good on her!
She slept with Coolio? I thought he was gay? Is she a beard or is she packing a dick?
Submitted by anony54321 on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 8:37pm.
hey, z - get off pheobe price's ass, dude.
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I said Phoebe has better hair! Wadda ya' want?
whoops!
She works that catsuit better than Angelina Jolie does, and that's why they appear to be fuming behind their "hurts to smile" forced, passive aggressive shit-eating grins.
Did I mention that these two are shit heads?
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"the bonus round being... a landmine field... and Ted Nugent has to be screaming 'Wango Tango!' in their ear over and over... as he joins them through the field"
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Why did Pitt bring Jolie's wax figure to this event? (first thumbnail) I see that he's going for debonair smug now. To me, nothing more off-putting than a guy with a carefully contrived look. Yes, there you have it, I like 'm all natural and overwelmingly masculine. Read too many Harlequin novels a kid. In my defence, they were in French and I never touched one again once I'd learned the ugly truth about love.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Here's a pic of Afida and Ronnie Turner (I think she's using "Afida Turner" in her music career):
http://www.exposay.com/afida-turner-and-ronnie-turner-afida-turner-and-r...
The French should stick to peddling creps
Angie is always so Armani Colezzioni.
From those prior links:
On a retrouvé la tigresse de Loft Story 2, Lesly... Appelez-la désormais Afida Turner!
Et oui, sa nouvelle belle-mère, c'est Tina Turner!
Incroyable mais vrai!
Souvenez-vous de Leslie, strings à gogo devant les caméras du loft, tignasse de lionne et caractère de rebelle... Elle a réalisé son rêve!
Après le loft, elle s'installe à Los Angeles et cotoie des vedettes. Elle sort avec le rappeur Coolio, star des années 80, puis avec Mike Tyson... et sa dernière conquête: Ronnie Turner, le fils de Tina Turner, qui lui a passé la bague au doigt... (allez savoir comment elle a fait!)
"C'est vrai que d'avoir comme beau-père Ike Turner (le drogué de service qui battait Tina...) ou comme belle-mère Tina Turner (ça c'est clair!), et d'être mariée avec Ronnie, c'est quand même privilégié. Au niveau soul, émotion, influence...c'est quand même une énorme opportunité" dit-elle sur M6...
Submitted by thepervertedarts on Mon, 11/29/2010 - 10:16pm.
lesly mess? is her name really lesly mess, can it be? and she's the daughter in law of tina turner? thank you imdb.
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aha! Mystery hotness source uncovered!
Okay, using the info from another poster & my mad Google skills:
Her name is Lesly Turner....
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=loft+story+lesly&ie=...
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Was there some type of absurd "dress code" they had to wear to this premiere?
Leslie FTW!!!
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Not Shereee! lmao I thought it was her with a wig.
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Agree clothes just do not fit, cuz right off rack. Pret a porter!
Did someone mention Jaye Davidson? Ooooooo. Jaye had me questioning muhself once. Then I realized that what the hell, sexay iz de sexay.
Fuckin' Brad is tryna' channel a pirate look. Ever since Angie HO did a film w/Johnny Deep, he's been fucked..erm..or the opposite..
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
lesly mess? is her name really lesly mess, can it be? and she's the daughter in law of tina turner? thank you imdb.
Was Leslie born a woman? Bitch has an A++ drag game going on.
A Jaye Davidson mention! I wish he'd go back to acting. He was so awesome in the two movies he made.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Brad isn't sporting the Montenegro look, he's sporting the Mardi Gras look cuz that crap belongs on a float. Is his hair stylist Count Dracula???
And just when did he enter pepaw territory?
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Ahh fuck it, Brangelina is actually growing on me. They look happy together - good for them.
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Brad looks old but I'd still hit it. I want to lick his stubbly chin.
Angie always looks so matronly. Like a suburban mom who thinks she's dressing up for a night out in the city. She needs a stylist BADLY. She never looks glamorous, even though you can tell that's what she's trying for.
john travolta has competition. that wig is feroscious. work it, brad!
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Brangelina look more bizarre than usual. Can it be that they are trying (but not suceeding) to compete with the vision of beauty that is this Leslie creature?
Since it's "Cyber Monday", I'm doing all my X-mas shopping on D-Listed! Everyone on my list will get a tube of the Zovirax cold sore cream
Angelina's trousers look like something my mother would have worn in 1991. But I don't mind her outfit as much as old Bradley's. What the hell was he trying for? Looks like he got those clothes at Lenny Kravitz's garage sale.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
The world would be a better place if everyone wore vintage Taylor Dayne wigs.
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"When I watch you eat...When I see you sleep...When I look at you lately, I just wanna smash your face in!" --Barbara Rose, THE WAR OF THE ROSES
OMG!!! I can't believe Leslie is on Dlisted! I'm sure all the French like me will be shocked; i guess it's a lifetime achievement.
This classy lady was in a popular show Loft Story (french big brother) and she was completely loca as you can guess.
But she achieved the American dream and dated Coolio (every french girl's dream) and even was in a Black eyed peas (shut up).
a role model...
Kelis?
Brad Pitt is looking a bit Alec Baldwin-y in the face.
Nope, wrong post.