Tuesday, November 30th 2010
Grow Up, Matt Lauer!
Can't an adult woman like Jean Chatzky talk about companies shrinking the size of the package without all of us picturing a shriveled crotch coming out of a cold pool or a flaccid dick in a Space Bag?! The answer is NO, because that's exactly what I pictured when Jean talked about shrinking packages on Today this morning. And that's what hit Matt Lauer's brain too, because he broke and busted into a load of laughs.
This was the same kind of laugh his wife swallows whenever he gets nekkid in front of her. NO! I'm sure Matt's package is so big and precious that he needs a forklift and a signature to deliver it into a vag!
via Vulture
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Actually, good news! S 510 DIDN'T PASS! THEY FUCKED IT UP!: http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=5810
Matt Lauer is too cute.
Submitted by Sassyfras on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 1:12pm.
If they think the rise in food cost is funny now, just wait til we see the increase due to Sb510 passed this morning...
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I can't believe that piss of shit bill passed. Oh well, so much for farmer's markets and growing my own veggies. Stupid Monsanto.
Alls I know is his hair is certainly shrinking.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 2:19pm.
Now that was the kind of infantile giggling I usually indulge in. I lost it like that the other day with my son in Kmart...we both saw the mini vibrators that Trojan sells. I am a fifth-grader at heart.
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For me its the word "Anal" i work at a law firm and i was discussing a project with one of the attorneys, when she said " i know that you, like me, are very anal" i kept a straight face but on the inside i giggled like a school girl
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Now that was the kind of infantile giggling I usually indulge in. I lost it like that the other day with my son in Kmart...we both saw the mini vibrators that Trojan sells. I am a fifth-grader at heart.
I am crying from laughing. Seriously.
that was funny.... he's a fifth grader mentality, just like us!
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
I saw that this morning and cracked up. Matt Lauer is sexier than evah.
They better not put him on a story about breast exams, he'd piss himself.
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"There is something the matter with you, Caprice...Something is the matter with YOUR VAGINA!"
If they think the rise in food cost is funny now, just wait til we see the increase due to Sb510 passed this morning...=(
i think tommyboy would think matt is being glib...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
Oh come on! That was funny!
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Dark-sided!
A man after my own immature heart.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 12:40pm.
Finally, some JO material!
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Since I am completely immature, I automatically think peen too.
funny 'til meredith got in the picture. she's such a buzz kill that one. & her body language with mattie...hmm.
Well!
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Grow your own dope: plant a man.
Submitted by Dolly_D on Tue, 11/30/2010 - 12:17pm.
On another note, what the hell happened to Matt Lauer? I haven't watched the Today show in ages and now I see the sexy is gone from Mattie. He is now Gramps Lauer.
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LOL
True...he used to be somewhat sexy in the 80s but the hot has flown that coop. The 6 pack is th eonly thing that still remains (I think). Aging sucks!
"Arrested for Prostitution!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dOLUhHfuCwfeature=related
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Errrrrrrrr.....next?
so you feel you were short changed?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
WARNING: SKELETINA APPEARS SUDDENLY AT THE END OF THIS CLIP
VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
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"I'M A VEGETARIAN. I DON'T INGEST SUFFERING"
The recession is fucking up EVERYTHING!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Matt Lauer is the parsley on your plate they use as garnish. Always there, but you rarely pay attention to it.
Seriously?!?!?!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
On another note, what the hell happened to Matt Lauer? I haven't watched the Today show in ages and now I see the sexy is gone from Mattie. He needs to fully commit to either shaving his head bald or joining the Hair Club for Men. But for now, he is Gramps Lauer.
I WAS IN THE POOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
I was watching this morning and was liike really? Al roker even said it would be on the soup. Omg, that reminds me, I love Joel mchale (not as much as mk) who wants to go see him at the borgata on new years eve with me?
I must say I would've laughed at that too.
No one likes package shrinkage.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
awkward
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
oY! slow news day huh?
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.