Get A TSA Screening Room!

Here's Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen giving each a TSA screening at LAX yesterday while a security dude walked by and thought to himself, "I'd pat it, the both of 'em."

But seriously, when Rachel McAdams is in love, homegirl is in love. You can practically see the cartoon birds fluttering around her and whispering in her ear in a sing song-ey voice, "He's the one. He's the oooone." Right after this kiss, I bet Rachel skipped into a stall in the bathroom, fell against the door, clutched her heart and sighed one of those I'M IN LOOOOOVE kind of sighs. Just like she does in those stupid ass romantic comedies she's in. When Rachel was with Ryan Gosling, it was the same shit! Their pupils were always heart-shaped and shit. Girl goes in something serious.

Meanwhile, if a boyfriend tells me he loves me in public, I scream "EWWWW" and run away to exfoliate the cooties off in the sandbox.

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Love & Handjobs • Rachel McAdams

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 12/07/2010 - 9:43am.

gurl, he is ugg!

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 10:36pm.

I had to have the 69th comment... but anyhow, what is she wearing?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 8:44am.

This looks like a girl eating her dad's face

Submitted by Sookie on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 7:21am.

Who is that manbeast? He looks dumpy & awkward. Eeeeeew!

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 6:27am.

I hope Sheen is chunking up for a role because the man looks like an ugly bucket of lard.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 5:58am.

Ewww...

EPIC FAIL!

Goddamn Rachel surely can do better than this piece?!

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Submitted by ambienAnnie on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 3:34am.

two words: huge. nostrils.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 3:05am.

Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 8:33pm.

I'm borrowing "Motel 6 leaves the light on", k? That's funny as hell there.

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Submitted by vidz on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 1:42am.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 6:13pm.

I'll never forget the picture of Rachel McAdams where she had a really long, straggly nipple hair sticking out of her dress -- I can't get over that. And Sheen has become quite the chunkster. He was great in "The Queen" and "Frost/Nixon."

I perved at the zoomed in pic for ahwile. After squinching my eyes for a bit I finally noticed some faint nipple hairs. No biggie. I will never forget my best friends nipple hair situation. Like pubic hair growing on her nips. Anyway Rachael's breasts look very nice otherwise and her face is FLAWLESS in close up. Not many hollywood starlets can say that.

ETA: I find Michael Sheen quite delicious, thankyouverymuch. To the person who said nerdy guys are freaky in bed, AMEN SISTER. I find them so sexy. He will always be Wesley Snipes to me.

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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 1:17am.

".... by the novelty of a British accent and perhaps a charming demeanor"

Again, that is a WELSH accent he has, not British. British accents don't exists. English accents are not British. Sigh.. nevermind.

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 1:16am.

Michael Sheen is amazing. Such a funny interview and all round nice bloke. I love these two together and I love her even more for falling for a normal looking bloke

Yes I approve (I am sure that will make them feel better).

Submitted by LittleOat on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:56am.

Geeze Louise (yes, I plan to bring that back.) All y'all bitches need to stop hating on Michael Sheen. Oooooh, thumbnail five, thumbnail five. You all are just lucky enough that the "thumbnail fives" of your lives aren't on the internet. (Unless you have asshole friends on facebook.)

I've always liked McAdams though I haven't seen too many of her movies. And Michael Sheen always be known as the awesome Wesley Snipes to me. So I kinda like this pairing.

Submitted by AttentionWhore on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:33am.

Awww... I want a scruffy Brit to cuddle with! :)

Submitted by westward ho on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 11:08pm.

they're so adorable together, i could just PUKE.

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but, then again, what do i know?

Submitted by OneLiner on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 9:02pm.

Upon further examination, Yep that is one hairy nipple......

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 8:21pm.

Awwww, I think they're cute together. But then I'm a total sap for sweet crap and shit.

Submitted by birdgherl on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 8:18pm.

I love him. This ruined my day.

Submitted by redvixen on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 7:45pm.

I don't know why, but Michael Sheen rarely photographs well. He is not hideous or fat. He is just not your typical Hollywood guy who goes and waxes, gets clear nail polish on and makes sure he gets photographed half nekkid while doing weights. Personally, I much rather date a quirky and nerdy guy than a certified stud any day. It's usually the quirky guys that turn out to be freaks in bed and have mad jungle love skills. Cute ones are too busy lying back letting you do all the work. Trust.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 6:41pm.
Shandi -- could be, who knows? I wouldn't blame her if she got her lawyer on the case -- I certainly would. I tell ya, ever since I saw that alleged picture, I always check my nips if anyone is going to be seeing or enjoying them, LOL!
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Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 7:03pm.

cheap bastard get a fking room
motel 6 leaves the light on

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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 6:52pm.

He's got a Donald Sutherland stoner professor in Animal House look going on in these pics. And, I assumed he was gay - no idea why.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 6:32pm.

Maybe she's tired of being dumped by hot guys for being needy and controlling or something?

But anyway, he's not hot people. A Brit accent does not = hot.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 6:01pm.

I bet Rachel skipped into a stall in the bathroom, fell against the door, clutched her heart and sighed one of those I'M IN LOOOOOVE kind of sighs
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Like Buddy the Elf when he crashes the "Miles" meeting, and spins around going "I'm in love! I'm in Love! and I don't care who knows it !!"

That's the picture I got from that blurb LOL

Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:37pm.

Well, either way. I'd let Michael gnaw my nipple hair to the nub before I let him lave my other nub..then he'd lovingly run his fingers through my hair as I dozed on the mat of fur I'm sure he has covering his chest. Of course, he'd be reading to me in that sexy ass voice of his....but I digress.

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Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:36pm.

Wow, he must be hung like a garland. I'm surprised she didn't rope in the guard dude for a DP.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:32pm.

The picture I saw was a zoom-in picture, and from what I saw, it really appeared to be a nip hair. It's too hard to tell from a regular picture. Ah, Nipplegate, huh?

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:28pm.

Okay the scruffy look is not good on him but daym, I still would. And hard and long. That fucking lucky bitch.

Submitted by maryquitecontrary on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:27pm.

I remember during Frost/Nixon when Michael Sheen flirted with the girl on the airplane--I felt my heart break in two. Sure, these aren't the best photos of him, but he's more concerned about his art than his image. I respect him...and I, too, am in looooove with him.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:25pm.

I always thought her nipplegate was why she didn't do that fuckawful nude vanity faire cover with ScarjO and Kiera knightly (and tom ford)
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Submitted by OneLiner on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:24pm.

Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 6:48pm.
@Twat and OneLiner
The photo was removed from that link..Here it is..

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=rachel_mcadams_nipple_hairy

but I never saw the "hairs" everyone kept "seeing". To me I think she had double sided tape there earlier and decided against it. I've had this happen before. When you remove the tape you leave a sticky residue..then the material rubs against it and you have a patch of "fur" left behind in it's place.
Maybe not..but I certainly don't see hair there.

Whew..I think I just wrote the longest post ever for me on dlisted..and wouldn't you know..it's about nipple hair!! *flail*
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I think I see one long hair there...mmmmm...not sure, but then again im at work dont wanna be caught looking at nipple, i guess i'll have to go home and examine closer....again, I have no life..

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:23pm.

love it

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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:22pm.

I just saw the picture. Definitely nipples and an ill-fitting dress, but I don't see any hair. I see a shadow on her right nipple.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:18pm.

@Twat and OneLiner
The photo was removed from that link..Here it is..

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=rachel_mcadams_nipple_hairy

Whew..I think I just wrote the longest post ever for me on dlisted..and wouldn't you know..it's about nipple hair!! *flail*

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Submitted by Wonder Woman on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:16pm.

omg how effin cute!!! she looks so put together and yes what the fuck is going on with michael...this is the first time i see him looking like shit!!!

but id still fuck him!!!

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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:14pm.

NitWitty on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 6:28pm.
@Scrooge..erm, Zomay..LMAO
There's a difference between hugs and kisses and making out.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:11pm.

Shandi -- could be, who knows? I wouldn't blame her if she got her lawyer on the case -- I certainly would. I tell ya, ever since I saw that alleged picture, I always check my nips if anyone is going to be seeing or enjoying them, LOL!

Submitted by Keshiakola on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:10pm.

Hi! My name is Kola, and I too am a chubby chaser.

Submitted by OneLiner on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:09pm.

awwww it says it's been taken down! if its photoshopped by take it down? anyway very creative photoshopping a nipple hair lol!

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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:08pm.

Twat Muffin, the picture was taken down due to request by McAdams' lawyer. But tons of people who saw the picture commented that it definitely looked photoshopped. I'm guessing it was.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:02pm.

OneLiner -- here's the link, hon.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/rachel_mcadams_has_a_hairy_nip-12-2005

Submitted by Tripitaka on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 4:58pm.

She's one of the few next gen Hollywood females that I actually think is attractive and charming. He probably treats her like a princess cause he's fug and shooting above his weight and I bet he knows it.

Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 4:58pm.

@Scrooge..erm, Zomay..LMAO
There's a difference between hugs and kisses and making out.

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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 4:51pm.

I hate "airport" goodbyes/hellos. It's uncomfortable for me. Just have sex at home and drive yourself to the airport. Or take a cab, or kiss in the car or at the curb drop off. I don't know how to explain it. Once I'm at the airport it's all bizniss. I know it sounds weird.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 4:50pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 6:13pm.

I'll never forget the picture of Rachel McAdams where she had a really long, straggly nipple hair sticking out of her dress...

Yes but she does have nice tits!

Submitted by AlohaGirl on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 4:48pm.

LOL at the "special hobbit" comment...

It is true that these pictures are not especially flattering though. I mean, he is rather ordinary looking but boy! these pics are ruthless...

As for the "how can she kiss him" comments, you cannot be serious, can you? I mean, attraction/chemistry is not always about looks for goodness' sake. And it is a good thing or else 95% of the population would be loving themselves 100% of the time....

Submitted by yucko on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 4:46pm.

Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 5:45pm.
Michael Sheen has had a disproportionate amount of top Hollywood totty! HOW? Look at him in thumb 5, he's the embodiment of Mr Bean for fuck's sake!
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Ew. That picture is SO unattractive. Before I looked at the thumbnail I was thinking his disheveled, unremarkable appearance was probably being overshadowed by the novelty of a British accent and perhaps a charming demeanor. But, personally speaking, I could not look past those kinds of facial expressions. If you look him up on google images, it's a pretty mixed bag of "ok" and "awful."

Submitted by OneLiner on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 4:45pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 6:13pm.
I'll never forget the picture of Rachel McAdams where she had a really long, straggly nipple hair sticking out of her dress -- I can't get over that. And Sheen has become quite the chunkster. He was great in "The Queen" and "Frost/Nixon."

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Submitted by Margaret on Thu, 12/02/2010 - 4:32pm.

She's never done anything to annoy me. Virtually the only Hollywood starlet I can make that claim about.

I like him. Looks aren't everything. I'm sure he's funny, and charming, and has a bit to say about life and the world. Vapid depthless asswipes like Kellan Lutz don't do anything for me. Give me a man who can hold a conversation, and won't check himself out every time he passes a mirror. Michael seems like that kind of man.