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The terrifying Adrien Arpel Christmas ornament from HSN - Adrien is one of my favorite HSN messes to watch at 3am on a Sunday morning when I'm trying to stop the world from spinning by anchoring my body with mounds of gravy and fries, because she talks like she's on ludes and malt liquor so it makes me feel like we're on the same page.
This Christmas, Adrien is hawking a $40 (or as my inner voice screamed when I read the price, "FORTY FUCKING DOLLARS!") ornament made from discarded Barbie earrings, scraps of weave hair and refugee tarantula lashes from Kim Kardashian's lids. The product is an ornament that makes me want to scream "LIP SYNCH FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIFE" at it. All the proceeds from the sale of Adrien's ornament go to Saint Jude, which makes sense because you'll be praying to all the saints when you wake up in the middle of the night and see a decapitated drag queen head hanging from your tree.
(For Melissa)
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I thought it was Ivanka Trump.
I admit to getting stuck watching her sell her crappy cosmetics at like 2am when I'm drunk (don't judge). It is hilarious watching this "expert" apply her own makeup on the models. It's always lopsided or smeared! I'm screaming fix the other side you freak!
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Oh no she didn't! * dying*
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/entertainment/2002812478_dlisted20...
YAY! Thanks, MK! Glad I could contribute again :)
And while the proceeds of this mess go to St. Jude's, I agree with @Statler and Waldorf. Just donate the $40 and save your family from the trauma of waking up to this Christmas morning!
I am watching her on HSN right now. Her jewelry is crap but she is entertaining to watch. With her smokers voice and frozen face, the fun never ends.
I thought it was Celine Dion :P
Submitted by Rosemary Young on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 10:36am.
Ahem - there is no such thing as a "decapitated head." Heads are disembodied; bodies are decapitated.
I think I love you.
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Holy crap, I think I just figured out why I have a fear of dolls.
Having said that, this ornament-head looks just like her...so natural, daaaarling!...
She was on last night selling crosses, and talking some real BS.
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honey, when I saw this air last night, I had a terrifying vision of this thing coming to life and terrorizing all who buy it and anyone else that refuses to believe that Adrian's face is smooth and wrinkle-free from using her face glop alone.
they should have painted the face to take the entire surface of the ball...even then this is some fugly tacky shit for $40 bucks...totally tasteless and as someone said it does look like the shrunken head of a drag queen.
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Ahem - there is no such thing as a "decapitated head." Heads are disembodied; bodies are decapitated.
That having been said, the ornament sure is hideous. Good call on the "tumor with hair and teeth" resemblance. Such a thing is called a teratoma. Don't Google that on a full stomach!
It looks like a drag queen shruken head, creepy.
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All the proceeds go to St. Jude's, but I'd rather just hand over the cash and they can keep the ornament.
Well, actually it might be better to buy the ornament and donate that way because otherwise St. Jude's will spam you with address labels and money requests for all eternity.
Spam or homely ornament. You decide.
Oh wow! I knew! you would comment on this mess. It's funny watching the host trying to keep a straight face while selling this hideous "ornament" crafted from the hands of the DEBIL (no not martha the other one...)
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I'll hook you up MK, my best friend works at HSN.
LOL, it's a Mrs. Tarted-Up-Potato-Head in styrofoam.
it looks scarier in the gift box. like scream out loud scary.
if that's supposed to be barbie...it doesn't look a thing like her. she could be offended by this.
& why isn't her face drawn over the entire ball? creepy.
It looks like one of those disgusting tumors with hair and teeth. Except for the tiara.
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Well, it does have a certain kitsch factor to it.
It kinda looks like something you would have seen on Pee Wee's Playhouse.
I didn't know Adrian Arpel from a hole in the wall. So as MK is fond of saying: I did some research (aka a Google search).... and the photos of her on google images all show her as dark-haired. So what is up with the blonde used-Barbie hair on the ornament??? That thing is FUG!!
At least this one is more life-like than Dr. Tammy.
*chanting as always*
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dear gawd...why would anyone want that demonic looking ornament anywhere in their home...
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Just wait til your ball sack is jangling around your knees like santa's bells and your brows are meeting your eyelids -stolen from: Urfugginjokin on Holy Moly on 10/13/10
If you wanted to get creative you could class that thing up. Have a drag queen themed tree. Or you could make your own ghetto versions by going down to Hobby Lobby and buying doll hair and what not. Why spend $40?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 9:08am.
hahahahahahahahahahaa IT'S A STYROFOAM BALLLLLL??!!!
With a clip off a dollar store weave and a face drawn by a backwards fifth grader, yes.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
hahahahahahahahahahaa IT'S A STYROFOAM BALLLLLL??!!!
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I don't think Santa would stop at my house if i had this shit hanging up.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
I'd rather skip christmas than have that fucking thing in my house.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
I know,very old reference,but this makes me think of an old cartoon called ''Clutch Cargo''.
That is one fugly ornament ....
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Isn't that the Kim Zolciak ornament?
Mother of God that thing is heinous.
Reminds me of the Christmas tree a friend had with doll heads and Barbie's doing bad things as ornaments. What a fun guy - miss him.
looks like Gaga... ha
I like the leopard one. The extra scary eyes really scream "Merry Christmas", no?
http://home-decor.hsn.com/hsn-cares-diane-gilman-2010-heart-ornament_pf-...
I bet direct marketers would kill to get the list of women who bought this piece of fuckery. It's probably code-named "SUCKAH BITCHEZ"!!! If someone would spend $40 on that ugly shit, they'd probably buy a whole lot of other overpriced "collectibles", too.
this is some serious illuminati,lady gaga,princess diana killed in a satanic ritual murder shit.
You know, just because somethings for charity doesn't mean they don't need to out some thought into it.
'Decapitated drag queen' hahahahahhahaa
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God bless the Adrian Arpels!!
Happy Friday Dlisters!!
"The product is an ornament that makes me want to scream "LIP SYNCH FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIFE" at it."
fucking lol
DRAGG YO ORNAMNET
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I would buy a Black one with Dreads. My mom has shit like that right now hanging on her tree. Thanks to those glue gun bitches on HGTV (Side eye to Carol Duvall).
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Dayum, MK; Dr. Tammy yesterday and this hideous thing today. Are you really featuring hot sluts or just b!tches Satan uses to suck out our souls before JC's special day this week?
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so its an oblong christmas ornament, with a painted face and a mini wig? Sooo Creepy!
WTF?
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