Mimi Takes Her Pregnant Ass To The Magic Kingdom

I dont hate her but I dont love her like I did in the 90's when she came out with her 1st album, but I think she looks very pretty and glowing pregnant, Im kinda happy for her, now her and baby can dress alike all the time.

Oh come on people! She is pregnant, and pregnancy is a beautiful thing. Dang never saw THIS many haters on dlisted before.

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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.

She must be having a girl .... they say that girls suck all of the good looks out of a woman. Boys add beauty.

Her face looks nasty and big.

At least her skin looks good!

I am NO Mariah fan BUT I don't hate her. I prefer fat and happy Mariah or crazy Mariah to the 'Honey'/'Butterfly'/Diva Hello Kitty Mariah.

and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Mr. Mercury:

1. Mah Boo
2. Definitely
3. Blohan, Fucktard, White Oprah's meal ticket
4. Jake G.
5. Not sure on that one yet...
6. Ditto...

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by MudTurtle on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 9:11am.
Hey Everyone:)...Dlisted reader for ever, first time poster!!!!
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Welcome MT. Now the Dlist test:

1. What is Anderson Cooper's nickname here?
2. Can you pick Qwueen of the Scene out of a lineup?
3. Give at least three nicknames for Lindsay Lohan.
4. Who is "Toothy Tile"?
5. What is Suckandfuck's favorite answer for everything?
6. What is Mrs. Patrick Campbell?

"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"

I saw her live. It was AMAZING. Wouldn't miss it for the world. And she looked very happy and was positively GLOWING.

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I like living this way. I like loving this way.

It's fine to get fat when you're prego. I always ate whatever I damn well wanted to and reveled in it. Happy mama, happy baby!

My SIL is built just like Mariah. Chunky but not jiggly. She's solid. And smooth - no cellulite or stubble or anything. I'm envious of that type of skin.

Girl can do her thing, fat or skinny, she's got talent and money even if she is crazy and missing some screws.

And since when is it a crime to get plumpy when pregnant, even if she was chunky to being with? DAYUM! Where's the fucking female solidarity - GEE ZUHSSS!

ANSWERS TO DL TEST:

1. What is Anderson Cooper's nickname here?
"MAH BOO"
2. Can you pick Qwueen of the Scene out of a lineup?
YES
3. Give at least three nicknames for Lindsay Lohan.
LILO, BLOHAN, SKANK
4. Who is "Toothy Tile"?
JAKEY G.
5. What is Suckandfuck's favorite answer for everything?
AIDS
6. What is Mrs. Patrick Campbell?
SPECIES UNKNOWN

*gives self "A"*

"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"

She's really living up to her nickname MOOriah.

Damn. I've never seen anyone get that fat in the first damn trimester.

Submitted by MadameLollipop on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 1:39pm.

I think that Seacrest is secretly dating Derek Hough.

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Totally agree! And in the UK they are trying to make the public believe that Hough is having an affair with Cheryl Cole.

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Whoa!! Derek Hough is linked to Cheryl Cole? That doesn't seem plausible. When is she going back to the surname Tweedy?

Good for you w11663, good for you. Do you want a cookie for looking better than mimoo?

What the f*ck is wrong with my sex? Catty ass bitches! I'd much rather see a pregnant celebrity pack on the pounds than starve herself, and same goes for us mere mortals. Pregnancy shouldn't be another opportunity for competition between women. Quit worrying about your fat ass, mother nature blesses you with one during pregnancy for a reason!

Seriously, worry about growing healthy babies and not about what you look like. Besides, no one wants to fuck you anyway. Except for those creepy craigslist guys that will give you 50 bucks to jizz on your belly.

*steps off soapbox*

Submitted by wll663 on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 12:38pm.

I am 7 months pregnant currently and I look waaay better than her!! She just looks fat! But she was sorta chub to begin with.

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 1:39pm.

I think that Seacrest is secretly dating Derek Hough.

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Totally agree! And in the UK they are trying to make the public believe that Hough is having an affair with Cheryl Cole.

She REALLY doesn't look pregnant to me. Are you sure she is not having a case of the 'pillow baby'? I really believe so. She looks FAT not pregnant. She is totally shapeless, like a straight up and down fat ass with no hips and no waist. Weird

Submitted by toni on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 2:22pm.

I can't help it I still think someone is carrying her baby for her, that's why she has been fat forever. She had to wait till the surrogate's IVF took hold, she started gaining weight way over a year ago.
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Read my comment below: fertility drugs will pump you up. She's been trying to get pregnant forever.

Travolta who didn't gain any weight in her arms or face, needs more people.

I can't help it I still think someone is carrying her baby for her, that's why she has been fat forever. She had to wait till the surrogate's IVF took hold, she started gaining weight way over a year ago.

Mimi needs to embrace the fat and go all Aretha Franklin (who seems to be on the way out so it'll be cool to have a large Diva type to replace her). She has the voice and she's semi-deranged so she needs to stop pretending to be a size 2 (I bet she has her assitants sew tags on her maternity clothes that say "petite") and just go all out and be the big singer and girl she was meant to be!

I still remember her in that black body suit on the "Vision of Love" video. She was tiny!

I kind of like Mariah, no idea why but she just doesn't have any spite or bitterness to her at all like other singers and doesn't need to make psuedo "policial" and "social" statements all teh time. She's a performer and a hell of a one, and leaves it at that. ________________________________
Dark-sided!

I am happy for Mimi, I only think that she has 1 loaf baking in the oven:

1)medications to restrain the crazy will keep you bloated (word to Britney Spears)
2) fertility drugs, like Clomiphene, will also cause you to pack on the pounds before you even get pregnant

I think that Seacrest is secretly dating Derek Hough.

Ooops! *VAIN*

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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

I'm sorry, i know she's pregnant and all but she looks bad and knowing how vein she is,she must hate it too....

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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

Submitted by MudTurtle on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 12:06pm.
Thanks to all for the welcome!!! Can someone tell me how to respond to individual comments?

You have to copy and paste. It's a pain in the ring, but the only way to do it...or so I'm aware :)

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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am

I can`t stand her, mostly for her damn Diva-act, but i rather see her pack on the chunk while she is pregnant than looking crack-thin. At least the kiddos ( and there better be two in there for all that blubber) dont have to fight for calories to get to a decent birthweight.

I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

I am 7 months pregnant currently and I look waaay better than her!! She just looks fat! But she was sorta chub to begin with.

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What would an angel say? The devil wants to know

Submitted by MudTurtle on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 9:11am.
Hey Everyone:)...Dlisted reader for ever, first time poster!!!!
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Welcome MT. Now the Dlist test:

1. What is Anderson Cooper's nickname here?
2. Can you pick Qwueen of the Scene out of a lineup?
3. Give at least three nicknames for Lindsay Lohan.
4. Who is "Toothy Tile"?
5. What is Suckandfuck's favorite answer for everything?
6. What is Mrs. Patrick Campbell?

"each night I go to bed, I pray like Aretha Franklin"..Scritti Politti's "Wood Beez"

where's the bump? just don't see it. she just looks bloated & p-h-a-t imho.

KUNTESS OF KUNT

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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.

Go.away.Mariah. Lush. Crazy. Hedonist.

Please.
Go hibernate for the winter and have your "Hello Kitty" baby privately and responsibly.

I really, really hope she is NOT drinking while pregnant.

I was cleaning my closet this week and came across my preggo jeans. Damn, I had a big ol gut but Mimi's got me beat! She's gotta have like four in there.

Waiting for the MTV cribs with her fat preggo ass lounging in the bathtub and showing off her spandex muu-muus.

Thanks to all for the welcome!!! Can someone tell me how to respond to individual comments?

~Well-behaved women rarely make history~

Dang, she's gotten BIG! :O

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"I was born with glitter on my face
My baby clothes made of leather and lace"

Apparently Dumbo was unavailable due to a previous engagement.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Aaaaarrrrhhh, I hate all things Disney and a fat Mimi doesn't make it better.

Holy hell...she's more fat than pregnant. Hence the chunky face and well...chunky everything. Sorry Mimoo lovers, but it's true. Girl is eating for five. Oh dayum, now that I say that...I hope there's not more than two babies in there!?!?!?! *faints*

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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

Considering she miscarried before. I wish her the best.

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Didn't she refer to her baby as "they" on a radio show? She was doing all kinds of fertility treatments like all the other older Hollywood stars, so there's a very good chance she's got twins in there.

just me, or d her back up elves look a bit special?

"Meanwhile, Ryan Gaycrest was across the country hosting Disneyland's Christmas Parade in Anaheim, CA."

That's not correct. The Disneyland Christmas Parade was filmed weeks ago. I should know, I was there. They always film it on a Sunday in the middle of November, and since most Sundays I'm at Disneyland (I'm an annual passholder), I am there every year when they film the thing. I didn't watch any of the parade or the performances because I did't care about any of the "stars" they have appearing. But I heard someone complaining that Selena Gomez had to do her song four times to get it right for the show.

AT least her nose hasn't spread across her entire face like JLo's did when she was preggers. I kinda like seeing Mimi so happy...

Submitted by dcgirl on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 8:42am.

Submitted by Goldigga on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 8:20am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 7:49am.

LOL!! I love how Perez's OWN commentors fucking hate him :) His blog has to be the most boring overrated shit in existence

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If they truly hate him, they should stop clicking onto his site. Every click just earns him more money. Been a DLister for over two years, and for the most part, we don't even acknowledge his existence.

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For serious! On all counts.

♥ Threadkilla!
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.~Fred Allen

These photos must be making the Illuminati crowd beserk with new theories.

Submitted by MudTurtle on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 9:11am.

Hey Everyone:)...Dlisted reader for ever, first time poster!!!!
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On behalf of Malachai and all the others, I welcome you. Do you swear allegiance to the Queen of Lucite?

"She's heading into Aretha Franklin territory".....

REALITY CHECK: Aretha weighs like 600 pounds and is morbidly obese. Mimi is a pregnant butterball. There's like a 400 pound difference. If there were to be a "Battle of the Titans" wrestling tournament, they would be in two different weight classes. Let's put things into perspective here.

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THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

ZOMG she's a HIDEOUS pregnant woman. WAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.....
I've always hated this bitch. I can't wait to see her haffta start shopping at the Queen of Soul Botique.
Once again, I say,
WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA....

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

Submitted by dcgirl on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 8:42am.

Well, their hate for him obviously overrides the knowledge he's getting richer for it.

MudTurtle: Welcome! I've not been here long myself :)

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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 9:23am.

I like Mariah so best wishes to her and that babything!
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Same. She funnay but I don't hate her.

♥ Threadkilla!
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.~Fred Allen

Submitted by dcgirl on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 8:56am.

Submitted by fuckingclassy on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 7:36am.

Mariah is all kinds of ugly and so is nick cannon. I predict this baby will not be an attractive black like hale berry but more so like raven Simone .
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"An attractive black"? Funny wording. Surely you don't mean that the the way it sounds.
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O but surely it does. Don't sweat it. It's a habit.

♥ Threadkilla!
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.~Fred Allen

Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 9:32am.
Welcome mudturtle!!!! Woooot!

Mimi looks.....healthy? :)
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Hello Mother Superior! Fancy meeting you here :) and welcome mudturtle.

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She will never be thin again
She's heading into Aretha Franklin territory