Mimi Takes Her Pregnant Ass To The Magic Kingdom
The inside of Mimi's head already looks exactly like the Magic Kingdom so when the two get together for the holidays it becomes a vortex of pink snowflakes, glittery fairy wings and iridescent fart bubbles with tiny kittens elves twirling around inside. Crocodiles within a 50-mile radius barfed up butterflies singing Christmas carols and oranges exploded into sparkly pixie dust. And this was all because Mimi wiggled her pregnant ass into one of Mrs. Claus' favorite ho dresses to spread the holiday cheer and then some at Disney's Christmas Parade in Lake Buena Vista, Fl today.
Even though Mimi's got a womb full of baby, she's not going to let that get in the way of wearing a dress so short that you can practically see her mistletoe. Get it while you can!
Meanwhile, Ryan Gaycrest was across the country hosting Disneyland's Christmas Parade in Anaheim, CA. Julianne Hough better get her lawyers on the phone, because look at how Gaycrest is cuddling up to Minnie Mouse like he's about to offer her a beard contract or something.
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Mimi looks.....healthy? :)
I thought Nicky banned her from wearing heels after she had a great fall...
I like Mariah so best wishes to her and that babything!
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I think she looks better than she ever has (even though she is heavier, she looks pregnant, like she should) she has that pregnant lady glow going on.
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Submitted by fuckingclassy on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 7:36am.
Mariah is all kinds of ugly and so is nick cannon. I predict this baby will not be an attractive black like hale berry but more so like raven Simone .
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"An attractive black"? Funny wording. Surely you don't mean that the the way it sounds. Admittedly, all the chunk was not flattering on Raven Symone, especially for her young age. I guess this is her FU to anyone who would categorize her as "an unattractive black."
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/12/03/raven-symone-kontrol-magazine-sp...
Submitted by Goldigga on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 8:20am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 7:49am.
LOL!! I love how Perez's OWN commentors fucking hate him :) His blog has to be the most boring overrated shit in existence
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If they truly hate him, they should stop clicking onto his site. Every click just earns him more money. Been a DLister for over two years, and for the most part, we don't even acknowledge his existence.
Unlike some she actually looks pregnant. Best wishes for a healthy baby.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 7:49am.
LOL!! I love how Perez's OWN commentors fucking hate him :) His blog has to be the most boring overrated shit in existence
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
buddhistgirl69 - she posted that interview! (I like to be clear about my sources cuz I'm not from Hollywood or anything like that:)
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can't hate on pregnant mariah,but bitch enough with the ho stroll already,you have money,stay home.
WHAT is going on with Gaycrests face?
Yeah, I think even if Mimi were eating nothing but salad during her preg, she would still balloon up. It's genetics and bad luck.
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Mariah is one of the ugliest pregnant women I've ever seen.
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I'm so sorry - I just started clicking and i don't know who posted this anymore...cuz I'm fucking dying over here! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Michael K. - You a smart man!:
Q: You're also not pictured all over your own blog as is Perez Hilton (shameless self-promoting blogger who now appears to be BFFs with the real Paris).
A: My goal is not to be famous. And that's his goal.
Q: He gets a lot of negative comments on his blog about his palling around with celebs at Sundance.
A: From other bloggers! He's not very well respected with us. And not only that — I don't want to put my picture on there (Dlisted) all the time because my readers are brutal!
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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.~Fred Allen
Mariah is all kinds of ugly and so is nick cannon. I predict this baby will not be an attractive black like hale berry but more so like raven Simone .
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She looks good. I ballooned when I was pregnant, mainly due to fluid retention. Most pregnant women get it so I can't hate on Mariah. I lost most of it within 10 days of giving birth....and that was without access to the nutritionists and trainers she'll have. She'll be fine
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That big ten-head must give you lots of brain room, huh, Goldigga - Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:14am
Poor Mimi she was chubby before she got a case of the babies. I bet if the weight doesn't melt off after she gives birth she's going to have another epic meltdown.
Team Another Epic Meltdown For Mimi!
She's harvesting.
Once the children are of age, they will be sacrificed to the Illuminati and eaten by the ghost of Johnny Appleseed (I don't know why) but not necessarily in that order.
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i, for one, can't wait for this baby(babies? isn't it twins?) to be born... it'll be nice to see someone else besides her husband carrying the seven hundred fifty two pieces of luggage she trots out for an overnight stay at a hotel.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 12:34am.
In a fair world honesty rules, so here goes. I looked like that when I was only four months pregnant. By that time, people either assumed I was baby due shortly or they asked me if I was gonna have twins. Before I ran 10 kilometers a day, during pregnancy I could barely stand on my legs. A textbook example of a beached whale. It happens to all women in my family. Talk about your post-traumatic stress disorder. So because of my own experience, I seriously doubt if there's anything Mimi can do to fight the chubbiness. Not a fan, just some good old-fashioned female solidarity.
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I can understand. I'm normally athletic, when I was pregnant 2 years ago I spent the months as if I suffered from narcolepsy, continuously fallin' asleep. I didn't eat anything more than I ever did, and I don't have a sweet tooth, still, I gained about 50 pounds. It was depressing. My doctor was worried, made me go through a lot of analysis, but nothing came out, so it was just my metabolism, completely stalled (and I was a young, healthy, 26-year-old pregnant woman).
And I stayed like that throughout breastfeeding. When I stopped breastfeeding (after a little more than a year) I started losing the chunk without having to do anything, and I gradually could get back into each and every one of my old clothes.
So, really, sometimes it's NOT your choice.
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
She looks huge but still better than Madonna.
Submitted by Fraggle on Sat, 12/04/2010 - 2:23am.
"What the hell is Xtina's excuse?"
She replaced the coke with booze. When she was thinner, she always wore those filmy sky blue contacts, probably to disguise her dilated pupils.
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her new name is " the fat marie" the one who sing all i need for christmas is you, because she eats everything.
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She's like 40.
As long as she doesn't stuff herself into Forever 21 spandex dresses, she can look normal. Unfortunarely, she's always insisted on stuffing herself in clothes that are two sizes two small, making her look more overweight than she really is.
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Saying Mimi will never be thin again is like saying John Travolta will never be celibate again.
At least she's really pregnant.
What the hell is Xtina's excuse?
She'll never be thin again. She's one of those "I'm havin' a bebeh, so I kin eat EVRATHANG!" bitches who will then blame her fatness on having had said bebeh.
My big fat older sister is still telling anybody at Burger King who will listen that she would be "skinny" if it weren't for having her daughter (age 15).
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Cause I can't work a job
Like any other slob
Punching in and punching out and sucking up to Bob
Marrying a bitch
Having seven kids
Giving up and growing old
And hoping there's a god
Submitted by chasing windmills on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 10:34pm.
Is it just me or does it seem like Mimi puts out a christmas CD every year?
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Could very well be. But if that's the case, then this year she's hit the LOTTO because she can double as a float in the Rose Bowl Parade.
*note to God: Thank you ever so much that I wasn't in the public's eye when I was gestating mah baybays.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
In my experience you can be a "fat pregnant" or a "skinny pregnant" and it's kinda out of your control. (I was so jealous of the women who could wear cute shoes--i had to go to payless to buy extra wide ones)
that being said, you know what, i'm HAPPY for Mariah! i wish her well. i'm sure her baby will be super cute.
In a fair world honesty rules, so here goes. I looked like that when I was only four months pregnant. By that time, people either assumed I was baby due shortly or they asked me if I was gonna have twins. Before I ran 10 kilometers a day, during pregnancy I could barely stand on my legs. A textbook example of a beached whale. It happens to all women in my family. Talk about your post-traumatic stress disorder. So because of my own experience, I seriously doubt if there's anything Mimi can do to fight the chubbiness. Not a fan, just some good old-fashioned female solidarity.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Man, I know she's pregnant and all, but Mimi's getting FAT. She's gonna have one hell of a time losing all that weight (not that she needed to gain that much to begin with)...
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MK, I am shocked at what you said. You actually passed up the chance to call that her HO HO HO dress? I'm very disappointed in you!
Anyway, not gonna make fun of her fat face. It's pregnancy, there's no way round it.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
She´s not aging very gracefully, is she?
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
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At very least we know Mimi is knocked-up for sure, unlike strap-on-pillow-baby Kelly Preston.
Hi Mani!!!! I can't get over how fat her face is.
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So goodbye...I'll be leaving I see no sense
in this crying and grieving
We'll both live a lot longer, if you live without me
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 11:10pm.
I don't care that she is 40 and wearing a minidress. She is a FAT pregnant lady, so she shouldn't wear it. Someone who is thin and just belly
Yes PSL and if you look at her in the black dress she looks like she's a little thinner.
She really may want to rethink looking like one of the Fantasia dancing hippos...just sayin.
Good gravy, she is massive. She worked hard and took off all those pounds a couple of years ago but I don't think there will be any hope of bouncing back from this. She's due in spring!
She's on the Aretha Express train.
I don't care that she is 40 and wearing a minidress. She is a FAT pregnant lady, so she shouldn't wear it. Someone who is thin and just belly could get away with it. She is going to be HUGE. Look at her face!
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So goodbye...I'll be leaving I see no sense
in this crying and grieving
We'll both live a lot longer, if you live without me
-Linda Ronstadt
All I want for Christmas is you...to sit your ass down and pass up a gig here and there!
lol
Will somebody tell her when you're over 40 and pregnant, mini dresses are NOT a good look? Please.
she's really preggers?! i though it was a joke!!!
Good Lordy! She is finally having the baby of her dreams and she STILL accepts dumb gigs at Disneyworld.
Funny stuff!
Even Mariah herself has to know that is funny.
Aside from the fact it's really obvious, did she confirm it then?
I wonder if she's having a multiple pregnancy looking at her size already.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
I just got home from Target. And the cashier looked much like Mariah, at least from the neck to the groin. I commended her for working so hard, considering she's quite pregnant, then I asked when she's due. "Oh, in 5 days." I doubt Mariah is due on Wednesday. She's just eating too much.
Her face is unrecognizable at this point. I can only imagine how bad it'll be at the end of her term.
Is it just me or does it seem like Mimi puts out a christmas CD every year?
Is it just me or is that the only kind of CD she has put out in the past several years? I think the Simpson girls will start trying to give her a run for the money on that niche'.
...dress so short that you can practically see her mistletoe. Get it while you can!
I guess it still sounds better than kiss her under the cameltoe!! LOL!!
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Orianthi again...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RJucof-v78
Oh Mimi. I heart you but this pregnancy is not gonna end well if you're this swollen already.