Mimi Takes Her Pregnant Ass To The Magic Kingdom
The inside of Mimi's head already looks exactly like the Magic Kingdom so when the two get together for the holidays it becomes a vortex of pink snowflakes, glittery fairy wings and iridescent fart bubbles with tiny kittens elves twirling around inside. Crocodiles within a 50-mile radius barfed up butterflies singing Christmas carols and oranges exploded into sparkly pixie dust. And this was all because Mimi wiggled her pregnant ass into one of Mrs. Claus' favorite ho dresses to spread the holiday cheer and then some at Disney's Christmas Parade in Lake Buena Vista, Fl today.
Even though Mimi's got a womb full of baby, she's not going to let that get in the way of wearing a dress so short that you can practically see her mistletoe. Get it while you can!
Meanwhile, Ryan Gaycrest was across the country hosting Disneyland's Christmas Parade in Anaheim, CA. Julianne Hough better get her lawyers on the phone, because look at how Gaycrest is cuddling up to Minnie Mouse like he's about to offer her a beard contract or something.
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Mimi's gonna need a mu-mu.
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Shiitake happens...
She should stay in.
Gestational diabetes in 3..2..
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Her career was in no way headed to the skids. She is quite the evil Disney bitch villainess to jump on the Christmas-Disney bandwagon and elbow out what is rightfully Jessica Simpson's.
she and aretha must have the same Diva Stylist, but other than that she looks like a big fat happy pregnant lady. i love that her hands are chubby!
i want to hear from Tigerlily on whether or not Mimi has a fat head.
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kiss my ass!
Submitted by BBGemini on Fri, 12/03/2010 - 9:44pm.
Someone get her some lipstick, stat.
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Paging Xtina!
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Mimi's giving Aretha a run for her money!
I want that red dress for Christmas but a little longer.
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I still believe her original onset of chunk was from fertility treatments and proper nutrition. Once her body was back to working weight, then she finally conceived.
And the dumb ass bitch is still wearing clothes that are too small and too short for her.
Someone get her some lipstick, stat.